Saturday, January 10, 2009

Daniel's 'MANS' System

Prevuze

Most men use a scale from 1 – 10 to rate women. I use the 'MANS' system:

Chloe is an 'A' – Any time, Any place.

Lexie is an 'M' – Most times, Most places.

Kate is an 'S' – Some times, Some places.

Chelsea is an 'N' – No time, No place.


Actually, the Prevuze watchdogs think Daniel rates all women as an 'I' – Inappropriate times, Inappropriate places.

Whatever, we hope this weekend is an 'A' for everyone.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Prevuze, Good to see you on a very warm humid Saturday. Daniel is a manwhore. As well as a mister fixit in the hospital. He can do everything. Really though why would you trash your future wedding to be with someone who just got out of a relationship on that very same day. Wouldn't that give you a clue that the person wasn't sincere? What a joke. Thanks again.

4:13 AM  
Blogger Prevuze said...

Really though why would you trash your future wedding to be with someone who just got out of a relationship on that very same day.

I don't mean to be judgmental here... OK, I'm only being a little judgmental... OK, I guess I'm being a judgmental busybody, but just askin'... Did Chloe herself answer that question in yesterday's episode:

Chloe runs out and stops when she sees herself in the mirror. She turns and looks at her image...

"SLUT!"

4:42 AM  
Anonymous Betyar said...

Chloe doesn't seem to know what a "clue" is. She left her husband Brady to enjoy his drugs in Switzerland, came back to Salem to be Phillip's "friend with benefits", then she turns around and screws his half brother Lucas in a public elevator no less. Hello! who's the slut here??? I give Daniel points for being able to interpret a "clue". The guy knows how to work the MANS system to his advantage.

5:23 AM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

I delayed posting, trying to come up with some kind of witty "DOOL system" and just couldn't match Daniel's.

Thanks, Prev, for the chuckles! Wherever Anon is it's warm and humid and here we have a skift of snow. Which goes to show Prevuze is enjoyed across the globe. :D

9:18 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

Like Bulldog, I've been trying to work out a similar system, for example "GALS". Alas (or maybe thank goodness) my mind is not as wickedly twisted as Prevuze. Nothing I came up with matched the "MANS" system.

Prevuze, you are still No. 1.

6:47 AM  

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