Saturday, October 31, 2015

Halloween Costume


Friday, October 30, 2015

SORASing Frenzy

Arresting Chad right after coming out of a coma shows the epic incompetence of the SPD, hospital staff & especially the #DOOL writers. #DAYS
Chase and Ciara: The punch at the kids' party last night must've been undiluted Human Growth Hormone. #DAYS
If the SORASing frenzy on this show continues Tate will be attending the party at the Teen Club tonight... as a chaperone. #DAYS

Thursday, October 29, 2015

A Bumpy Ride

Attempted Murder... Meh

In that opening shot Aiden looks just like me at my computer writing Prevuze tweets. #DAYS
Rafe forgot to add Marlena's attempted murder to Chad's charges. Attempted murder... meh.  #DAYS
Hearing Chad was out of the coma just about sent Ben into one. #DAYS

How To Be A Serial Killer


1) Stare at this for five minutes

2) Congratulations. You are now a serial killer


Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Ma Barker

The granny shoes, unkempt hair and baggy dress make Abby look like Ma Barker. #DAYS
Q. How are Bo & Patch different from other guys? A. Most guys don't want to get back to their ex-wives. #DAYS
Abby: "You shouldn't profit from tragedy." Ben: "Should cops be paid?" Outsmarting Abby isn't exactly rocket science. #DAYS

(Not So) Wholesome Family Entertainment

Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Days 50 Event

That Bride-To_Be-Glow

Awww... Jennifer and Abby couldn't go shopping together.  That spells doom for any mother-daughter relationship. #DAYS
Kayla doesn't think Hope has that bride-to-be glow. Maybe that's because of her overenthusiastic but lame bridesmaids-to-be. #DAYS
You had to know there was something strange about the stripper needing to change in the bedroom. #DOOL telegraphs another punch. #DAYS

Monday, October 26, 2015

Lani Surfs Over To

Brooding Teen Angst

Hope: "Aiden is wonderful, kind, generous and gentle." And plotting to murder you. #DAYS
JJ's brooding teen angst is giving me adult angst. #DAYS
André says he and Stefano hate bottom-feeding lawyers.  Does that mean EJ was a top-feeding lawyer? #DAYS

Friday, October 23, 2015

Anti-Matter vs. Matter

Jennifer thinks JJ is full of himself for getting Clyde arrested. When Clyde gets out JJ may be full of something else... bullets. #DAYS
Doug plays the protective, skeptical father of the bride — and well he should. #DAYS
Shawn Douglas Brady: the man whose brain is to a normal human brain in the same way as anti-matter is to matter. #DAYS

Thursday, October 22, 2015

New Rule

New rule: If you date Abigail you either have to be a serial killer or be suspected of being one. #DAYS
Oh, yeah, Adrienne and Justin's reconciliation is on the right track. Just like a locomotive right before the train wreck. #DAYS
Uh-oh, Eduardo's making a list... checking it twice... gonna figure out who to put on ice. #DAYS

It's All About Abby

Wednesday, October 21, 2015

Three-Ring Circus

Kayla says her life is a 3-ring circus. In Salem when things are down to 3 rings they're almost back to normal. #DAYS
Patch surveys the room where they did a number on Bo. At least they got that damn light fixed. #DAYS
Awwwww. Parker wants to walk Nicole down the aisle. The way she gets around he could have 4 or 5 chances to do that. #DAYS

Tuesday, October 20, 2015

Daniel And Nicole Hit Critical Mass

More Than He Bargained For

Q: What do Serena, Paige and Will have in common? A: The actors who played them are all looking for jobs. #DAYS
Abby startles Ben. She shouldn't do that.  There's a serial killer on the loose, for God's sake. #DAYS
Clyde definitely got more than he bargained for when he goaded Ben into saying what he was hiding. #DAYS

Patch Knows What He Wants


The Tragedy of SORASING

Monday, October 19, 2015

All A-Tingle

The suspenseful ticking music at the start of today's show had me all a-tingle. #DAYS
Marlena: "Will was a wonderful writer." That's why they waited a whole 6 weeks before they fired him in Hollywood. #DAYS
Q: Why does Salem need a serial killer? A: With so many people returning from the dead it's the only way to control overpopulation. #DAYS

Salem Remembers Will

Friday, October 16, 2015

That Red Blinking Light

Frankly, I can understand how that red blinking light coming in Ben's window could drive anyone to become a serial killer. #DAYS
Stefano: "I cannot bury another son." Mainly because the family plot is running out of room. #DAYS
BULLETIN: Scientists confirm the speed of light was broken when Paul ran to Sonny after Will's death. #DAYS

Thursday, October 15, 2015

Paul Moves In


She Wouldn't Be Sami Brady

If Sami would just step back, take a deep breath and let things work themselves out... she wouldn't be Sami Brady. #DAYS
Eve laments she won't get any more texts from Paige. Given their relationship, Eve wasn't going to get many texts from Paige anyway. #DAYS
It is the custom for people in Salem to blame themselves for the deaths of others, even if they were hit by lightning. #DAYS

Wednesday, October 14, 2015

The Big Blowup Is Coming

Kate and Lucas have called a truce to disowning each other while they mourn Will. #DAYS
Sami hasn't shed a tear.  Translation: The big blowup is coming. #DAYS
Anne to Theresa: "Condolences... whatever." How touching. #DAYS

Tuesday, October 13, 2015

Maybe He Saw Her Bill

If Ben kills a couple more guys named Will, would that make him a Serial Willer? #DAYS
Sami wonders why Chad attacked Marlena.  Maybe he saw her bill. #DAYS
Sami and Lucas together debriefing with the cops about Will's killing isn't the reunion moment Lumi fans dreamed of. #DAYS

Monday, October 12, 2015

Drug-Induced Hallucinations

Kayla tells Patch not to use Caroline's drug-induced hallucinations as an excuse. He should ask her for drugs so he can use his own. #DAYS
Hope says she didn't mean to say Rafe doesn't know how to do his job. Rafe usually hears that from the people who fire him. #DAYS
BULLETIN: Westboro Baptist Church will picket Will's funeral — with signs saying, "GOD HATES WHINERS." #DAYS

Friday, October 09, 2015


Rafe says he's not in it for the 'AttaBoys.' That's good. Whatever job he has he's lucky if he doesn't get the 'You'reFiredABoys.' #DAYS
Abby texts Ben: "Where are you?" Hey, she needs that nifty little stalking app Ben used to use. #DAYS
That was an accident. Ben wasn't trying to strangle Will. He was just trying to stop the infernal whining. #DAYS

The Munchkins React To Will's Death

Ben And Will "Clash"

Thursday, October 08, 2015

Protip For Serial Killers

Abby notes Ben is overprotective of women — the ones he doesn't kill, that is. #DAYS
If a red tie is all they have that defines the killer, just about every guy on earth would be a suspect. #DAYS
Protip for all you serial killers out there: NEVER leave a murder weapon in a waste basket. #DAYS


Bo provides yesterday's most electrifying scene. #DAYS

Wednesday, October 07, 2015

Two Turkeys

What the heck is the flashing light in Bo's torture chamber for? Does he get a free EEG as a part of his treatment? #DAYS
Aiden says Hope doesn't have to be alone. That's for sure. When Bo gets back she could have have Aiden, Bo and Rafe chasing her. #DAYS
Clyde and JJ trade insults. In the words of the old philosopher (me): "Two turkeys do not an eagle make." #DAYS

A Missed Product Placement Opportunity

Tuesday, October 06, 2015

Bag Balm

Tony discovers they're investigating Clyde for drug trafficking: "He may be the biggest Bag-Balm distributor in Poplar Bluff." #DAYS
Oooo... a red tie in the drawer. There's a clue. I'm sure no other guy in Salem wears those. #DAYS
I don't know what was worse, the screaming baby or the overly-loud background music they were playing today. #DAYS

Monday, October 05, 2015

Miracle Grow

Caroline's experimental drug could be Miracle Grow — isn't that what you give vegetables? #DAYS
Maggie to Hope: "I've said enough." First time we've ever heard Maggie say that. #DAYS
Kayla insists Caroline will have her lucid moments. Most of them, however, will be lose-it moments. #DAYS

Friday, October 02, 2015

Half A Clue

I was dressed appropriately for Paige's funeral; I'm wearing black socks. #DAYS
Theresa and Brady go to Paige's funeral. #HotDate. #DAYS
Eduardo says he needs to know what's going on. Doesn't do much good to go to Justin who doesn't have half a clue. #DAYS


It's All About Customization

Thursday, October 01, 2015

It Takes One To Call One

Abby points out you shouldn't bring items into a house before the baby arrives. Items... does that include serial killers? #DAYS
Jennifer wonders if Ben will always depend on his dad for money. Either that or he could start robbing his murder victims. #DAYS
Abby calls Theresa a hot mess. As they say, it takes one to call one. #DAYS

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