Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Nutty As A Stuckey's Pecan Log

Gotta admit... Stefano isn't lying. He definitely did not send Bernardi to kill Rafe. #DAYS
Nick is nutty as a Stuckey's Pecan Log but surely he isn't crazy enough to buy what Vargas is selling. #DAYS
Sami says every cop looks at her like she killed one of their own. Justified or not, she did. #DAYS
Cecily lights a cigar and hands it to Stefano. It's a low budget show, so she doesn't get one for herself. #DAYS
Will tells Sonny: "I want you to go on this hike." Translation: "I don't want you to go on this hike." #DAYS

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Torn Between Two Men

Abe wants to talk about Sami off the record. Any conversation about Sami should be where Sami usually is... off the rails. #DAYS
Kayla tells Abe she thought Bernardi would make it.  She forgot one fact: this is Salem Hospital where the healthy go to die. #DAYS
EJ has issues being around Abe. Those old mayoral campaign memories die hard. #DAYS
Have you been in a hospital lately? What doctor has time just to drop everything and examine someone without an appointment? #DAYS
The bailiff and EJ play tug-of-war with Sami.  It's not the first time she's been torn between two men. #DAYS

Monday, July 29, 2013

The Hospital Of The Damned

Adrienne says if Sonny listened to her, none of this would have happened. Wouldn't have happened if she'd kept her mouth shut, either. #DAYS
If Sami comes home Johnny says he'll eat broccoli without saying a word.  Yeah, you can't talk when you're choking. #DAYS
Nick tells Maggie he doesn't want to talk about this. You're out of luck, Nick. You're with the town mouthpiece. #DAYS
Kate says she wants Rafe out of the damned hospital. This is Salem. She should call it the hospital of the damned. #DAYS

Friday, July 26, 2013

More Like A One-Night Stand

Jennifer admires the Horton memorial.  How soon do we get her memorial? #DAYS
Daniel ignores Theresa's flirting. I guess if she ripped her blouse open that would be a bit too obvious. #DAYS
Rafe learns Nick and Gabi's marriage was more like a one-night-stand. #DAYS
Theresa says a ring has never stopped her before.  I have a feeling a freight train couldn't stop her. #DAYS

Thursday, July 25, 2013

New Beginnings

Brady brings daffodils to Kristin because they represent "new beginnings." I say they represent a tired story line. #DAYS
Nicole learns Brady & Kristin are back together, meaning her FWB relationship with Brady will now lack two things: friends, benefits. #DAYS
Jennifer tells Nicole Lewis Carroll was one of fiction's greatest minds. That no doubt killed his chances to become a #DOOL writer. #DAYS
Kate says she prayed for Rafe. God might just let Rafe recover anyway. #DAYS

Monday, July 22, 2013

A Slow Motion Train Wreck

Not that Kristin's video "reveal" took forever, but wasn't Dr. Tom Horton in the scene when it started? #DraggingOut #DAYS

Today's viewers get the "I witnessed a slow-motion train wreck" badge. #DAYS

Sami and Bernardi... Kristin and Brady... one more incriminating video and it would be a rare trifecta. #DAYS

EJ: "Nicole, People are starting to stare at us." Well certainly isn't the viewers. #DAYS

Eric: "Dr. Jonas gave me a clean bill of health." You've been with Kristin, Eric. Did he check for STDs? #DAYS

Thursday, July 18, 2013


Three words, Jennifer: "You're fired, Theresa." #DAYS
Brady says he's in an alternate universe where everything is bass-ackwards. Some would call that Salem. #DAYS
Kristin got off to a good start with the Bishop because she wore her skirt knee-length and didn't wear patent leather shoes. #DAYS
Brady: "I'm either going to forgive Kristin or not." The man is a probability statistics genius. #DAYS

Wednesday, July 17, 2013


So Will encourages Sonny to do things with other people, then feels left out when Sonny works with Brent. #Figures #DAYS
Every time I see Sami I think she's copying Chad's hair-do. #DAYS
EJ: "You could read me the encyclopedia backwards in Cantonese and it wouldn't bore me."  If you want to be bored, try watching #DAYS
Sami blows her stack after Adrienne leaves. A #Saminado makes a #Sharknado look like a walk in the park. #DAYS

Monday, July 15, 2013

If You're Going Skinny Dipping...

Eric suggests he and Brady be honest with each other. I don't know about Brady but isn't that what Father Eric is supposed to be? #DAYS
Maxine tells Kate, "You're good for Rafe because you care." No, it's because she puts out. #DAYS
Kristin tells Jennifer, "Don't be an idiot." Too late. #DAYS
Note to Brady: If you're going swimming, don't forget your trunks. If you're going skinny dipping, don't forget a girl. #DAYS

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Darth DiMera

Sami asks about Rafe's relationship with Kate, "You can't be that desperate, right?" He's a guy, Sami. Draw your own conclusions. #DAYS
Daniel didn't want the break, Jennifer didn't want it. So they broke up.  There's an indication of intelligence level there somewhere. #DAYS
Whoever made Nicole's dress, it looks like they ran out of the print and had to finish with black cloth. #DAYS
EJ says there will be changes around the mansion. Yeah, from now on they'll be calling him Darth DiMera. #DAYS

Tuesday, July 09, 2013

Simon LegreEJ

Simon LegreEJ twirls his mustache, kicks Stefano out of the house and ties Cecily up to the railroad tracks. #DAYS
Theresa may be the "older woman" but she's as immature as EJ. #DAYS
How can Theresa be a bad influence on JJ when he's already as badly influenced as it can get? #DAYS
Jennifer says Daniel would never discuss a patient with her. We will revisit this the next time Daniel discusses a patient with her. #DAYS

Monday, July 08, 2013

Flipping Off Jennifer

Daniel tells Jennifer, "We are not going to do this." Then they proceed to do it for half the episode. #DAYS
Jennifer says she just can't flip off a switch.  Frankly, I'd like to flip off Jennifer. Interpret any way you want. #DAYS
Kayla to JJ: "Good to have you back, Buster." In JJ's case, the word is BUST-ED. #DAYS
Rafe is to consciousness as oil is to water. #DAYS

Tuesday, July 02, 2013

Postpartum Fire-Breathing Bitchiness

Eric says Ciara is his favorite cousin.  Heck, she's the only one anyone can stand. #DAYS
The grand jury didn't indict.  So insanity won't be Sami's defense... just her normal state of mind. #DAYS
Can't find the razor, Sami shot Bernardi in the back and no indictment.  Yep. It's Salem. #DAYS
Gabi has a major case of postpartum fire-breathing bitchiness. #DAYS
Did I interpret that right... Kristin would have found a trip to the Sami Buffet to be a "glorious" thing? #DAYS
Nicole says she hasn't changed? So when does her next Misty Circle film come out? #DAYS
The switching of the tablets... #Lame #Lame #Lame #Lame #Lame #Days
Sami and Kristin having same password... #Lame #Lame #Lame #Lame #Lame #Days

Monday, July 01, 2013


JJ walks onto the porch: Jenn and Dan, my oh me, they're k-i-s-s-i-n-g. #DAYS

Roman says the Abe put him on ice. I guess he figures why waste the ice, let's pour a lot of scotch into it. #DAYS

Maggie promises to keep it quiet that JJ was caught shoplifting.  Until her next bridge club meeting, that is. #DAYS

Flipping between the grand jury and funeral scenes: Oh, the artistry! #DAYS

Mrs. Bernardi screams at Sami, "I don't want my son to hear those lies about his dad." Unless her son is deaf, he's heard it now. #DAYS
Virgin Abby The Righteous continues to lobby for sticking her nose into something she really knows nothing about. #DAYS

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