Monday, September 30, 2013


Sonny & Will: Supposed to be cutting edge stuff, but #DOOL writers have reduced it to the usual whiny drivel-saturated relationship. #DAYS
Jeez, Eric, GAFG! (Roughly translated, that means, get a grip). #DAYS
Kate isn't used to being lectured to by 20-somethings. Apparently she doesn't relate to someone born in another geological age. #DAYS
Rafe and Jordan: "Anyone else recognize the warmed-over dialog from when he was with Sami in the safehouse? #DAYS

Thursday, September 26, 2013

From Neanderthal To Cro-Magnon

Jennifer thinks Theresa should have tried something novel like working. Say it with me: "So should you, Jennifer." #DAYS
Will thinks Nick has evolved. Big deal... he's gone from Neanderthal to Cro-Magnon. #DAYS
EJ, Chad and Abby: Well-played, EJ... well-played. #DAYS
Abby insists Chad will never hurt her again. Translation: prepare to get hurt, Abs. #DAYS

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Your DOOL Reading Library

Be sure to get a copy of Abby's new book: "How To Go From Virgin To Sex Addict In One Easy Night." #DAYS
Be sure to get a copy of EJ's new book: "How To Go From Crime Boss To Sniveling Wimp In One Easy Lesson." #DAYS
Be sure to get a copy of Theresa's new book: "How To Go From Conniving Bitch To Whining Annoyance After One Teensy Mistake." #DAYS
Be sure to get a copy of Jennifer's new book: "How To Stay Away From The Office Without Having To Actually Work At Home." #DAYS

Friday, September 20, 2013

Her Overdue Brain Bill

Theresa doesn't hide the envelope all the way under the blotter.  Hope she can use some of that money to pay her overdue brain bill. #DAYS
That must be some razor.  Sami just had her closest shave ever. #DAYS
Sorry Trask. Nurse Nash took a dash and left you holding the bag. #DAYS
So how long will it take Sami to figure out EJ was behind this? EJ sucking up to Stefano should give her a clue. #DAYS
When Marge finds out Joe was playing slap and tickle with Nurse Nash I wonder if she'll still be so supportive of him. #DAYS

Thursday, September 19, 2013

A Mrs. Paul's Frozen Halibut Stick

I heard speculation Sami might get out of jail but in a body bag. Nah. Stefano is going to have too much fun with EJ as his go-fer. #DAYS
If Jordan was any more of a cold fish, she'd be a Mrs. Paul's frozen halibut stick. #DAYS
EJ says he and Sami should keep the faith.  The faith they can keep... DiMera enterprises, not so much. #DAYS
Sami, as usual doesn't want to be the center of attention. Center of the universe is all that suits her. #DAYS
Kristin reads: "Where do you see your relationship going?" Two things come to mind: "Hell" and "hand basket." #DAYS

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Polenta For Brains

Kate asks Jordan: "You don't like me very much do you?" If you ask me, Jordan doesn't like her at all. #DAYS
Stefano teaches his son yet another life lesson: payback is a b*tch. #DAYS
Stefano accuses EJ of having polenta for brains. That may be giving EJ too much credit. #DAYS
When Stefano ordered him to get up, EJ forgot and left his last shred of dignity lying on the floor. #DAYS

Friday, September 13, 2013

Friday The 13th Is Bad Luck

Daniel and Jennifer... I know Friday the 13th is bad luck but I didn't realize it could be this bad. #DAYS
Nicole is great at acting like a drunk.  I guess experience really is the best teacher. #DAYS
Jennifer ruins JJ's cake when she smashes into it. You can't have your cake and beat it, too. #DAYS

Thursday, September 12, 2013

A Denny's Grand Slam

Eric has had so many erotic dreams if I didn't know better I'd think he got his Ambien mixed up with Viagra. #DAYS
Jennifer's dress sure is showing off her... wait... is that cleavage or a heart transplant scar? #DAYS
Q: At first, why didn't Theresa buy pot from JJ? A: Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free... or something like that. #DAYS
Rory: About as helpful to JJ as a Denny's Grand Slam is to a heart attack. #DAYS

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

A Jug Of Wine, A Couch And Thou

To recap from yesterday... Rafe: "There is nothing I can say to hurt Sami." Oops. #DAYS
Nick says he loves his new place.  Anything without bars would no doubt suit him. #DAYS
Q: Why didn't Chad's boomerang come back? A: On this show they only come back from the dead.
DA Trask wants to know if Rafe has lied for the defendant. Unnecessary... Sami can handle lying all by herself. #DAYS
Chad & Abby — Again on #DOOL "A loaf of bread a jug of wine and thou" becomes "a jug of wine, a couch and thou." #DAYS

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Famous Last Words

DA Trask wants to know why Kate gave Sami a lethal weapon as a gift. Weapons that aren't lethal aren't as effective. #DAYS
Kristin wants to know what's wrong with Jennifer. Father Matt better give the "Reader's Digest" version. It's only a 1 hour show. #DAYS
Rafe says there is nothing he can say to hurt Sami. Famous last words. #DAYS
Eric decides he should stop obsessing about his dream... as he obsesses on about it. #DAYS

Friday, September 06, 2013

Good Rebound

Jennifer, JJ's a lost cause. Just hope they send him away for 10 years. By then you and Daniel may decide if you want to be together. #DOOL
Abby wants to know why Theresa isn't at work.  Let's see... "none of your business" comes to mind. #DAYS
Kristin suggests she and Brady exchange vows while they're skydiving.  Without parachutes, I hope. #DAYS
As the great surgeon Daniel bolts for the cop shop, Nurse Snodgrass wonders who's going to finish Mr. Smith's open heart surgery. #DAYS
Theresa's jeans look like she sat down in hot tar. #DAYS
Jennifer lectures and lectures and lectures. JJ: "Twenty years in solitary would be better than this." #DAYS
Jennifer thinks she's been a blind idiot. That's not true.  She wasn't blind. #DAYS
Jennifer: "JJ's father is dead." Lee — about Daniel: "Oh, GOOD rebound." LOL! #DAYS

Thursday, September 05, 2013

It's Not What You Think

JJ: Not only BUS-TED, but also SET-UP. BIG-TIME. #DAYS
If the SPD found $100,000 in Timmy's bank account they'd figure things out immediately — that Timmy was on the take. #DAYS
JJ digs deep when Hope asks what happened and comes up with the tried and true, "It's not what you think." #DAYS
JJ says he sold drugs because he was in a really bad place. Well, he's going to be in a worse place once he's sentenced. #DAYS

Wednesday, September 04, 2013

Said The Gentleman To The Whore

Maxine says she'll tell Jordan where the bodies are buried.  In Salem Hospital, most of the bodies are in the patient rooms. #DAYS
Jennifer says she needs to put JJ first.  Only if she's contemplating going off a cliff with him. #DAYS
Allie wonders how Sami will take care of them when she's in jail. Same as she always does... a string of babysitters. #DAYS
Kate: "Stay away from Rafe." Stefano: "Oh, what... said the gentleman to the whore." Kate: "Flattery will get you nowhere." #DAYS

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