Tuesday, February 28, 2017

Misgenderification

There may be a slight delay in my posts.  All the slobbering in the Nicole/Chloe scenes have shorted out my TV. #DAYS
 
What do you get when you cross a Hope Brady and a Rafe Hernandez? One brain cell and an itchy trigger finger. #DAYS
 
Chloe is being a d*ck. Pardon the misgenderification. #DAYS

Monday, February 27, 2017

Without A Single Threat

Deimos says he promised not to threaten anyone again. It's true, he tried to freeze Chad and Gabi to death without a single threat. #DAYS
 
The good news for Eric: Jennifer kicked the pill habit. The bad news: She's still Bats*it crazy. #DAYS
 
Gabi: "I'm an ex con who got knocked up by her gay best friend." Maybe Gabi should be her own image consulting company's first client. #DAYS

Friday, February 24, 2017

Glass Houses

Chloe: "Holly is mine and that will never change." Translation: until the writers give the viewers whiplash & change it. #DAYS
 
Abby: "How about a second honeymoon." Chad: "Someplace warm?" Someplace away from Gabi is my guess. #DAYS
 
Chloe digs up Abby's past with EJ. Watch it, gal. You know what they say about living in glass houses and throwing stones. #DAYS

Thursday, February 23, 2017

Intelligence Is For Sissies

 

Love Is In The Air

Love is in the air; just like the scent of the Salem sewage treatment plant on a hot summer day.

Friday, February 17, 2017

King Solomon's Solution

 

Laugh → Cry → Hurl → Repeat

Ken Corday wants to make us laugh and cry again. I'd settle for not hurling again. http://bit.ly/2kxjy1Q #DAYS
 
Belle is throwing Nicole's past in her face?  It's a good thing St. Chloe's past is pristine. Belle's, for that matter. #DAYS
 
Judge Duncan silences both Nicole and Chloe. That alone should make her a candidate for the Nobel Peace Prize. #DAYS

One For Each Finger

 

Thursday, February 16, 2017

Flazzle

Drew drinks the fictional cola "Flazzle." Geez... they couldn't even score a cheesy product placement ad for the episode. #Pathetic #DAYS
 
Doug: "Who was it? I need to buy the good Samaritan a car." It was me, Doug.  Really, it was me. BTW, I like Lamborghinis. #DAYS
 
Patch and Kayla's big wedding: That relationship has had more ups and downs than the elevator where Nicole and EJ had sex. #DAYS

Tuesday, February 14, 2017

'Jason Bourne

Anne says her lips are sealed. So was Tutankhamen's tomb and all those secrets came out anyway. #DAYS
 
Chad wants Gabi to "suck it up." Shouldn't be a problem. AFAOAC the whole story line sucks. #DAYS
 
The freezer is running, the door is locked and Gabi is hysterical. Under those circumstances, Chad's only hope is a quick death. #DAYS
 
Adrienne: "This all sounds very 'Jason Bourne.'" Jason Bourne — a.k.a. Jerry Lewis. #DAYS

Monday, February 13, 2017

The Stefan-O-Meter

Will the Phoenix rise again?

Yesterday's Trash

Roman says if Stefano is alive Hope will go free. I must've missed the ruling that attempted murder is no longer a crime. #DAYS
 
Jennifer claims she's been working crazy hours. She must be at the office two hours a day now. #DAYS
 
Valerie: "I have to leave." Abe: "I don't understand." Valerie: "Let's put it this way: I'm dumping you like yesterday's trash." #DAYS
 
 
 
 
 

Sunday, February 12, 2017

Training Is Everything

 

Thursday, February 09, 2017

Standing Ovation

Austin says Hope gets a 'get out of jail free' card. Yeah, it's a driver's license with the name Hope Brady on it. #DAYS

Brady tells Anne the baby isn't Chloe's. I think his middle name might be "Victor" but I know for sure it's not "Tact." #DAYS

Poor Stefano. He has to spend his last appearance just sitting there and taking guff from a fools parade. #DAYS

Brady: "I hope next year Holly and Tate will be under the same roof." And the way they SORAS kids, they'll be in high school. #DAYS

Joseph Mascolo's final #DAYS appearance. Two words: Standing Ovation.

Wishes

 

Spies In Disguise

 

Wednesday, February 08, 2017

Don't I Wish

Isn't this February? Aren't there February sweeps? Shouldn't all these plots be moving faster than a drunken snail? #JustAsking #DAYS
 
Jennifer asks if Abby is OK. Abby is never OK. The best she can do is to be in a state of mind where she doesn't want to set something on fire. #DAYS
 
Rafe: "My mask is killing me." Don't I wish. #DAYS

Monday, February 06, 2017

The Dummies Guide To Dummies

Steve: "We're running a tight ship." I hope so, because you know the old saying: "Loose ships sink lips." #IAmuseMyself #DAYS
 
Ciara: "Something really bad could happen to mom." Yeah, she could come home to the whiney basket case known as her daughter. #DAYS
 
Hope says she doesn't want to risk a relapse then runs off. I see she's been reading "The Dummies Guide To Dummies." #DAYS

Friday, February 03, 2017

For Crazy Plot Twists

 

Thursday, February 02, 2017

Happy Groundhog Day

 

Wednesday, February 01, 2017

1.21 Gigawatts

 

Jennifer The Bully

WHOA, Jennifer! Pick on someone your own size!

Smartest Girl At The Table

Nicole thinks they're not candidates for Parents of the year. In Salem the only qualification for that is hiring a good babysitter. #DAYS
 
Nicole will always be there for Maggie. Maggie will always be there for Nicole — Until they wind up hating each other, that is. #DAYS
 
Gabi says Ariana is the smartest girl she knows… smartest girl at the table, anyway. #DAYS

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