Tripp Takes A Peek

 

 

The Gal Code

Poor chad. He thought Abby might have wanted to get back together with him. He evidently is unaware of the gal code that requires a mandatory waiting period for him to suffer through even if she is ready to forgive him now. #DAYS

Gwen empathizes with Charlie… playing him like a fiddle. #DAYS

Don't Kill Your Hostage

Apparently Kristen just let Tony go before going to the hospital. She didn't make it as a nun but she did get through the "Don't Kill Your Hostage" training. #DAYS

Kristen: "Brady might wake up and not recognize me." Won't matter to you too much since you just added about ten years to your sentence. Prisons really frown on stealing a gun, taking a hostage and escaping. #DAYS

Overcrowded

Both Ava and Julie are in Salem Hospital. With two beds full it's already overcrowded. There is no room for Brady. #DAYS

Maybe Chloe and Brady can get back together once Brady's scars heal. #DAYS

A Dead Fish

Next on #DOOL — Brady knocks on Chloe's hotel room door: "Chloe, it's me. Open up." Chloe: "I hope you mean the door." #DAYS

Scenes we'd like to see — UPS delivers Phillip a dead fish. Maggie serves it for dinner. #DAYS

Kristen: "Can we pray?" Lani: "Didn't we lose the right to do that when we washed out as nuns?" #DAYS

Julie: "Don't protect me from the truth." If they don't need to protect you from the truth, why are you in the hospital right now? #DAYS

Pro Bono

So Gwen is Jack's daughter. Another long-lost offspring shows up in Salem. If the purpose of sex is procreation Salemites have been the most productive group since Henry Ford invented the Assembly line. Unfortunately they missed the boat on another invention: birth control. #DAYS

Charlie: "All my life my mother has screwed things up for me." But this time Charlie managed to do it all by himself. #DAYS

Gabi: "Does Jake know about your past as a hooker?" The only difference between Kate now and Kate the hooker is today all her work is pro-bono. #DAYS

Once again Jack's supersize libido gets him in trouble… "libido" being a euphemism. #DAYS

Poster Girl

Gwen! Yhe poster girl for women who would never use sex to get something they want… unless, of course, there is something they want. #DAYS

Tony! Or Andre! So many DiMeras have come back from the dead it's hard to keep track. #DAYS

Anna: "You messed with the DiMera family." Messed with the family… messed around with Chad. #DAYS

A $5,000-A-Night Hooker

Bonnie shows up at the Kiriakis mansion. Her scheme is to use the fact she looks like Adrienne to doppelgang up on Justin. #DAYS

Chad learns sex can be expensive. He would have been better off hiring a $5,000-a-night hooker. #DAYS

If Sarah was any more high strung she'd be a load of laundry hung out to dry on top of the Empire State Building. #DAYS

Kate: "You have no idea how many sharks are swimming in DiMera waters." Why, why, why did that start "Baby Shark" running through my head?

Jake Contemplates Gabi's Backside

 

 

Out On Bail

Everyone's in a panic that Charlie, an alleged despicable felon, isn't in jail. Of course isn't just about everyone on today's show a despicable felon, alleged, convicted, or otherwise? #DAYS

Scenes we'd like to see: Ava panics. Steve tries to subdue her, slips and falls on top of her as Ava writhes uncontrollably. Kayla walks in. #DAYS

Line of the day: Sarah: "We can't let the mob murder Phillip." Xander: "Can't we let them rough him up a little?" BWAHAHAHAHA! #DAYS

Charlie calls Claire: "I'm out on bail." Not exactly the way a gal wants her boyfriend to start a conversation." #DAYS

Plea Bargain

 

 

A Lying, Sleazy, Scum-Sucking Snake

Tripp: "I'm tired of people treating me like I'm a criminal." So he
committed a criminal act and broke into Charlie's apartment to prove he
shouldn't be treated like a criminal. #DAYS

Claire: "Do you think Charlie left because he thought Allie might
recognize him?" That proves it… Claire has at least two brain cells. #DAYS

Patch: "You stole a toothbrush to get Charlie's DNA. You know that kind
of evidence won't hold up in court." Tripp: "Just like you knew when you
stole my toothbrush." OUCH! #DAYS

Rafe grills Charlie. Charlie is as cool as a cucumber… a lying, sleazy,
scum-sucking snake of a rapist kidnapping cucumber. #DAYS

Chloe: "That was a long time ago, Brady, you're not the same guy any
more." True. That guy was Kyle Lowder. #DAYS

My Bottom Is Still Red

One of the easiest ways for Gwen to convince Abby is to just ask, "Why
do you think I'm still in the house?"  #DAYS

At least when Chad starts whining and begging for Abigail to forgive him
he'll be speaking in something other than his usual monotone." #DAYS

Jack and Jennifer are supposed to be such hot shot reporters. Instead of
standing around doing nothing, why not go investigate Gwen's
background?  #clueless. #DAYS

Why, why, why would a bunch of hack writers have Adrienne die and then
have Justin go sniffing around her doppelganger? Oh, that's right, the
key word is "hack." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Gwen: "I slept with Chad." Abigail: "I don't believe
you." Gwen: "I'll give you details. You must know Chad has a spanking
fetish. My bottom is still red." #DAYS

Uh… did anyone ever think of issuing an Amber alert for Carver and
Jules? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Steve: "I can see your itchin to confront Charlie."
Tripp: "No, it's not that. I sat down in a patch of poison ivy." #DAYS

Well, he's trying.  But Chad can't conjure up any real tears.  #DAYS

As the show ends we watch Chad wade into the abyss of marital quicksand.
#DAYS

Poster Girl

What legitimate police department allows a victim to grill her alleged
perpetrator? (Note: the key word is "legitimate." This is, after all,
the Salem Keystone Cops we're talking about.  #DAYS

Belle: "It's not like Claire hasn't made bad choices before." Says the
poster-girl for bad choices. #DAYS

Tripp: "If Charlie is innocent he should be happy to take a DNA test."
This, from the guy who refused to take a DNA test. #DAYS

An accused rapist locked in a room with his victim and his girlfriend…
maybe that's his punishment. #DAYS

A Double SORASing

Nicole "Holly is set on teaching Henry how to make pancakes." I suspect
we've had a double SORASing. #DAYS

Charlie: "I have nothing to hide." That's what all the
rapists/kidnappers say. Since he was caught red handed it's at least
going to be tough to hide the fact he kidnapped Ava… and drugged her. #DAYS

Brady: "I want you to stay away from Chloe." Phillip: "Why? Are you
going after her again?" Brady: "No." Translation: Yes. #DAYS

Take It Off

 

 

Take Off Your Petticoat

Knowing Bonnie I'm surprised she didn't try to move in on Phillip. #DAYS

Move in on her, Abe. You need a… ahem… distraction. #DAYS

GOOD GOD, XANDER! GET AWAY FROM THAT COMPUTER, TAKE OFF YOUR PETTICOAT,
AND JUMP HER! #DAYS

A Sadder-But-Wiser-Girl

Charlie: "Are we doing this?" Claire: "What is it they say in the
movies?" Hopefully it's, "Do you have protection?" #DAYS

Ben rushes in to save Claire before she becomes a
"sadder-but-wiser-girl." Then again, with her past, isn't she already a
sadder-but-wiser-girl? #DAYS

Battle of the Bizarre Batsh*t Batty Babes

They're putting up posters saying Ava is missing, but that's not
official until she starts showing up on milk cartons. #DAYS

OK, Chad, lets see you talk your way out of this one. #DAYS

The whole DNA thing in this storyline is, to use the scientific term,
hooey. #DAYS

Claire: "I do have good taste." Not necessarily in men. #DAYS

Abby vs. Gwen: Battle of the bizarre batsh*t batty babes. #DAYS

Run with it, Chad. "She took advantage of me" is weak, but it may be the
only strategy you have at this point. #DAYS

Younger Men

Next on #DOOL — Jennifer: "Are you embarrassed to be with Jake because
he doesn't know which fork to use?" Kate: "I don't care which fork Jake
uses as long as I'm the gal he forks." #DAYS

Jennifer: "You've dated younger men before." Probably because there are
no men older than Kate." #DAYS

Salem's Equivalent to Irma la Douce

Kate's embarrassed to be associated with a grease monkey. Jake could
reciprocate by not wanting to be associated with a former alley whore
who is now Salem's equivalent to Irma la Douce. #DAYS

Chad experiences something as terrifying as COVID – the reality of the
morning after. #DAYS

Gwen: "Your marriage doesn't mean as much to Abigail as it does to you."
And based on last night Chad doesn't think the marriage amounts to a
pile of crap." #DAYS

So the twins both want to be fed. Now we know why women have two… you
know. #DAYS

Chad got lucky last night. If he really wants to get lucky he should
tell Abigail about it so she will dump him. #DAYS