Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Old Crusty Makes A Comeback

Melanie thinks New Years Eve is a shallow, yet trashy holiday.  Perfect for a shallow, yet trashy gal. #DAYS
Chad: "I made a lot of mistakes." Not to mention a baby. #DAYS
Jennifer to JJ: "You just don't want to tell me what's going on." Believe me, Jen, you don't WANT him to tell you. #DAYS
Chad and Jordan romped on the DiMera couch.  Old Crusty makes a comeback. #DAYS

Tuesday, December 30, 2014

A Ton Of Bricks

Maxine says Melanie is a first rate nurse... in a fifth rate hospital. #DAYS
Chad says Kate has been jerking men around for years.  Maybe that's because they've all been jerks. #DAYS
News of Rafe's firing hits Salem like a ton of bricks. Coincidentally Rafe has the same IQ as a ton of bricks. #DAYS
Melanie thinks the Chad/Jordan/Ben/Abby thing is complicated. Of course, to Melanie, a light switch is complicated. #DAYS
John says 2015 could be the best year yet. The best year in Salem will be after the asteroid hits earth. #DAYS

Eric's T-Shirt

Rafe's Official Firing

You're not officially fired until Donald Trump fires you.  Rafe is now officially fired.

Monday, December 29, 2014

School Zone Speed

Abby says her face is numb. That's because it's next to her brain. #DAYS
Will's upset because Sonny spent money from their joint account.  Not a problem... Sonny spent it on the new joint. #DAYS
Paul wants to throw a 100mph fastball again. Daniel informs him from now on, he'll be throwing at "School Zone" speed. #DAYS
Rafe insists he's not a psychic. Well, guess what... now you're not a cop, either. #DAYS

Friday, December 26, 2014

2014's Most Significant Scene

This scene does not guarantee EJ will return from the dead, but it guarantees he can return from the dead.

Wednesday, December 24, 2014

Taking Naughty To A New Level

There goes JJ and Eve's Christmas.  They have taken naughty to a new level. #DAYS
Gee, Paige, it looks like you might get a sibling for Christmas. Isn't that speeeccciiiaaalll? #DAYS
The broken picture of Paige... OH, THE METAPHOR! #DAYS
Will to Paul: "We're on the same team." You got that righ... uh, too obvious. #DAYS

Theresa The Christmas Grinch

Eve's Despair

Nice Pair

Coo coo ca-choo, Mrs. Donovan

And here's to you, Mrs. Donovan
Jesus loves you more than you will know, wo wo wo
God bless you please, Mrs. Donovan
Heaven holds a place for those who pray, hey hey hey
Hey hey hey

Tuesday, December 23, 2014

Killing It

Aiden and Hope have three hours to kill.  I have one hour to kill so I'm watching #DAYS. And that's definitely killing it.
Julie thought if they came home early it would be a surprise. I just wasn't the surprise Doug expected. #DAYS
Jeez, Doug, you act like Hope is a fourteen-year-old dating someone your age. #DAYS
I think Kayla left JJ with the bill when she dashed out. #DAYS

Eve And JJ

Apparently "regret" is a short-term thing.

Friday, December 19, 2014


Melanie's developing a habit of walking in on half-dressed men.  Or maybe it's her hobby. #DAYS
Typical conversation between Rory and JJ... Rory: "Dude..." JJ: "Dude." Rory: "Dude?" JJ: "Dude!" Rory: "Fer sure." JJ: "Fer sure." #DAYS
Sonny: "If you didn't lose your job, you'd still be in LA." Will: "You don't know that." Yes, he does. #DAYS
Theresa to Paul: "Just give it to me straight." Straight being the key word. Or not the key word, as it were. #DAYS

Rory: Mr. Smooth

Thursday, December 18, 2014

Slobbering Over Serena

Clyde vs. Victor reminds me of David vs. Goliath. Clyde had better hope he knows how to handle a slingshot. #DAYS
Paige is sorry she and JJ won't be together on their 1st Christmas. But they'll always have last year when they hated each other. #DAYS
Stefano says a man should revel in his conquests. And revel in his son's conquests when his conquesting days are over. #DAYS
Seems to me Salem is awash in Daniel slobbering over Serena. #DAYS

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Frankly, My Dear, He Doesn't Give A Damn

Theresa defends herself to Brady. Frankly, my dear, he doesn't give a damn. #DAYS
Eric thinks he owes Serena something.  So, maybe he could buy lunch. #DAYS
Eric broke Serena's heart. And what do you know — here she is, back for more. #DAYS
Serena to Eric: "We could be friends and see what happens." I bet I know. #DAYS

Melanie and Theresa

Always worth watching...

Tuesday, December 16, 2014

On The Brink Of Giving Up A Safety

Aiden starts to leave but, wait... Nice tackle Hope. #DAYS
Of the potential romp-fests at the beginning of the show only Hope and Aiden got there. One out of three... poor odds for this show. #DAYS
Hope says she has treasured memories of Bo. So, apparently she and Billie have something in common after all. #DAYS
In football terms, Anne lost big yardage with Serena yesterday and Melanie today. She's on the brink of giving up a safety. #DAYS

Monday, December 15, 2014

Of All The Gin Joints In All The World

Serena sure is playing hard-to-get. And by that I mean throwing herself at Eric like a Paul Narita fastball. #DAYS
Bree's last name is Tjaden. I'd like to buy a vowel, please. #DAYS
Melanie: "I'm going to be good... and mature." And either deluded or a liar. #DAYS
When Eric was looking at Serena's pictures of the Serengeti, I swear I could hear Toto singing "Africa" in the background.
Theresa says Melanie is like, "I'm Melanie and you're not." Technically, she's right, isn't she?" #DAYS
Marlena: "Of all the gin joints in all the world Serena's working here." I think "gin joint" suits Salem Hospital just fine. #DAYS

Friday, December 12, 2014


JJ to Paige: "Did you really have to go with your mom?" Her granddad is sick, kid, give it a rest. #DAYS
JJ can't believe Dr. Richards makes house calls.  They'll believe it when they see his bill for a house call. #DAYS
Jordan to Chad: "I want to show you how much you mean to me." I think she already covered that base. #DAYS
Kate to Rafe: "You are obsessed! You are obsessed! You are obsessed!" Someone's obsessed. I'm not sure it's Rafe. #DAYS

Thursday, December 11, 2014

The Double Mistletoe Scene

Jordan tells Rafe they've said everything that's to be said. But, by God, we're going to hear it again.  #DAYS
OMG! The double-mistletoe scene.  The most brilliant plot point since Caroline took out the garbage at the pub. #DAYS
Jordan thinks Kate butted in where she had no business.  Isn't that why they call it butting in? #DAYS
The good news: Rafe is the sharpest knife in the drawer. The bad news: It's the butter knife drawer. #DAYS
Sonny: "I have missed you so much." Notice he said that to Arianna, not Will. #DAYS
Victor tells Kate being honest is good for the soul. Good advice if Kate had a soul... or was ever honest. #DAYS
No surprise Victor sees right through Rafe. That's kind of like being able to see right through the vacuum of space. #DAYS

Eric's Sacrifice

Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Moneygrubbing, Lying Little Cokehead

After being best friends for two minutes Melanie and Theresa channel their inner bitches and their true personalities emerge. #DAYS
Abby says, "I'm all about the job." Then that nanosecond passes and she gets down to business. Monkey business. #DAYS
Melanie says Theresa is a moneygrubbling lying little cokehead. If I recall, Melanie grubbed a bit of cash from that casino herself. #DAYS
Did anyone find a lunch? Because I lost mine during the scenes with Eric and Serena. #DAYS

Daniel And Jennifer

The relationship that just won't die...

Eric's Sacred Decision

Ben And Abby: Any Time, Any Place

Tuesday, December 09, 2014

Boardwalk And Park Place

Sonny needs $200,000 to comply with city code.  I want to see Sonny go postal in the city budget person's office. #DAYS
Melanie is sorry & says there won't be more trouble. Translation: She's not sorry and there will be more trouble. #DAYS
Melanie just wants to be home. I don't suppose we'd be lucky enough that she considers Paris home. #DAYS
Brady says Melanie doesn't have a monopoly on stupid.  Maybe not, but she at least owns Boardwalk and Park Place. #DAYS

Monday, December 08, 2014

The Ice Cream Shoppe

Kelly tells Melanie, "Game over." Don't we wish. #DAYS
Jordan: "I think we should go somewhere else." Translation: I don't think she means the Ice Cream Shoppe. #DAYS
If Sonny's really gay he'd better stop staring at Adrienne's boobs across the table. #DAYS
Jordan doesn't want pesky butlers spreading rumors.  If it's true are they rumors? #DAYS

Friday, December 05, 2014

Working For God Almighty

Jordan tells Rafe they have nothing to talk about. And they'll spend the next half hour talking bout it. #DAYS
Lia attacks Aiden. Abe steps in. It's a good thing Abe was there to protect Aiden from a 75-year-old woman. #DAYS
Melanie tells Daniel she feels like staying in. I wish she would have stayed in... stayed in France, that is. #DAYS
Abe says Aiden is obviously one of the good guys. Translation: He's probably a serial killer. #DAYS
Hope and Aiden take time from working at the church for God Almighty to go break at least one of his commandments. #DAYS

Abby's Skin Tight Pants III


Abby's Skin Tight Pants II


Abby's Skin Tight Pants


Thursday, December 04, 2014


Abby might as well have had a target on the back of her jogging pants.  Or not... Ben found the bullseye anyway. #DAYS
JJ wonders why Eve is there. Well, they don't call it EVEsdropping for nothing. #DAYS
JJ says Eve was his biggest mistake ever.  No mulligans in that department, JJ. #DAYS
Ben wants to go for "another run" with Abby. Well, it looks as if Ben's a marathoner. #DAYS

Wednesday, December 03, 2014

The Flying Nun's Hat

Nicole's coat looks like it would be a perfect match for the Flying Nun's hat. #DAYS
Theresa: "Sweet dreams." Paul: "They'll be about you." Yeah, about her leaving the room and Sonny coming in. #DAYS
JJ wonders why he makes the choices he makes. With Eve, it's because something other than his brain was doing the thinking. #DAYS
JJ tells Paige no one can know they're together.  If the relationship progresses, I guess it'll be a pretty small wedding.  #DAYS
Eve: "I've made my list and I've checked it twice." And you may be on it, Eric. #DAYS

Monday, December 01, 2014

He Plays For The Other Team

Ben drops his towel. Melanie: "Wow. That's a better view than I get on my new hi-def TV." #DAYS
So Paul has been with Sonny. That's how he knew about Sonny without a blinking neon sign above his head that says, "GAY!-GAY!" #DAYS
Oh, how disappointed Theresa will be when she finds out Paul doesn't play for the Cubs, but he "plays for the other team." #DAYS
Jordan says Clyde and Kate are inseparable.  Maybe with a crowbar... #DAYS

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