Friday, July 31, 2015

On The Verge Of Groveling

Chad tells Abby "What we have isn't what you have with Ben." True. Ben hasn't called her a slut even once. #DAYS
OK, Chad, you're on the verge of groveling... it's not DiMera-like. #DAYS
John says he shouldn't be surprised when people are stupid.  Of course not — he lives in Salem. #DAYS

Thursday, July 30, 2015

The Tip Of The Iceberg

Abby wonders how stupid Chad thinks she is. IMHO, there are no words to describe it. #DAYS
Chad, Abby was about to walk out of your life. Opportunity only knocks once. Sometimes it only leaves once, too. Let her go. #DAYS
Nicole says everything is out in the open. And by everything she means the tip of the iceberg. #DAYS

Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Acting Fail

Come on, Daniel, you should have expected this. Nicole has been around the block more than an SPD patrol car circling a donut shop. #DAYS
Tate didn't stay laid back when they were talking about him being laid back. #ActingFail #DAYS
I wanted Miss Crabtree, not Emma. Unless Emma has a secret past as a serial killer & is deceiving us with her sweet smile. #DAYS

Tuesday, July 28, 2015

The Lucy And Ethel Of The Darkside

I always enjoy Anne and Theresa's scheming. They're the Lucy and Ethel of the Darkside. #DAYS
Eric expresses his undying love for Nicole.  Instead of marrying her couldn't he just buy "Misty Circle — The Boxed Set?" #DAYS
Don't worry, Abby. Everyone will love the kid. In Salem it's considered strange if the baby isn't a bastard. #DAYS

Monday, July 27, 2015

Secret Agent Man

Johnny Rivers: "♫, Secret Agent Man ♪ JJ Devereaux, ♪ They've given you a number ♪ And taken away your brain. ♫" #DAYS
Father Louis wants to know exactly what Eric did with Nicole.  He copped a sweat-drenched feel. #DAYS
What did we learn on the show today? Serena taught us throwing a fit and slamming a remote listening device fixes it. #DAYS

Friday, July 24, 2015

It Wouldn't Be A Quorum

Daniel, Eric and Brady together.  It could be the "I've Done Nicole Club" but in her case it wouldn't be a quorum.
JJ swears Roman and Agent Watts will protect him.  The SPD couldn't protect a grizzly bear from a newborn kitty. #DAYS
Serena vs. Nicole: The immovable bitch meets the unstoppable ho. #DAYS

Glistening With Slippery Sweat

If a picture is worth a thousand words Eric's confession could fill an art gallery.

Thursday, July 23, 2015

Thou Shalt Not Make Out

Would the last brain cell out of Abby's mind please turn out the lights? #DAYS
Get over it Eric & Nicole—The only commandment you broke was "Thou shalt not make out," which is at the bottom of the sin scale. #DAYS
Clyde plays Anne like a fiddle... and her fiddle is missing a couple of strings. #DAYS

Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Not The Kind Of Gal You Marry

It always makes my day to have Doug and Julie there. Probably not the same for John and Marlena facing their prying questions. #DAYS
Daniel, Daniel, Daniel... Nicole is not the kind of gal you marry; unless you're Opie on Sons of Anarchy. #DAYS
Fashion statement: "I love Marlena's tool belt. #DAYS

Tuesday, July 21, 2015

The Ultimate Misty Circle Collection

Nicole snoops in the drawer Daniel asked her to stay out of. Daniel sees her. Trust — a key part of any relationship. #DAYS
Whadya know, Daniel shaved. He actually has a face.  #DAYS
Breaking news right now on CNN: Abigail is pregnant. They are encouraging viewers to help keep it secret and not let anyone know. #DAYS
Daniel asks Nicole to marry him. The videos aren't enough.  He wants the ultimate Misty Circle collection. #DAYS

The Drawing

Who knew Daniel had such talent?

Arianna's Close-up

Monday, July 20, 2015


Rafe on phone to Sonny: "We're up right now on Court 3." OMG! He's learned to count to 3. #DAYS
Adrienne comes to see Lucas and Arianna is asleep. All babies on #DAYS suffer from narcolepsy.
Hope can help Abby with her who's the daddy dilemma. You know, with experience like in who's the daddy — Patrick or Bo. #DAYS

Friday, July 17, 2015


I want to divorce Will and I'm not even married to him. #DAYS
Ben found what he was looking for in the trash. In his shirtless scene, gals found what they were looking for. #DAYS
Will to Marlena: "Go ahead, tell me I'm pathetic." Doesn't it go without saying? #DAYS
Stefano reminds Rafe two women have left him. Actually three... but who's counting. #DAYS
* * * * * * * * * *
Next on #DOOL — Stefano: "Answer my questions and you may ask me anything." Chad: "What is this, a Reddit forum?" #DAYS
Next on #DOOL — Chad: "Why do you want me to be with Abby?" Stefano: "She'll be around here and can't resist any DiMera man." #DAYS
Next on #DOOL — Marlena: "You should get to know Paul." Will: "Know him? I nailed him." #DAYS
Next on #DOOL — Hope (on phone): "You sound discombobulated." Abby: "No, really, I'm totally combobulated." #DAYS
Next on #DOOL — Chad: "What place could Abby possibly inherit in Ireland that will make her so rich?" Stefano: "Dublin." #DAYS
Next on #DOOL — Rafe: "You recall I was married to Will's mom?" Sonny: "No, I lost track of Sami's husbands." #DAYS
#DOOL Flashback: Justin: "Will you marry me?" Adrienne: "Will you get a normal haircut and get rid of that mullet?" #DAYS
Next on #DOOL — Rafe: "You recall I was married to Will's mom?" Sonny: "No, I lost track of Sami's husbands." #DAYS
Next on #DOOL — Justin: "I'm..." Adrienne: "Don't beat yourself up... let me do it for you." #DAYS
Next on #DOOL — Kate: "Paul doesn't like the name 'Vanquish.'" Justin: "He's just going to advertise it. Does he like money?" #DAYS

Thursday, July 16, 2015

Telegraphing Her Plans

Kyle asks JJ why Paige is his business. Paige asks JJ why she's any of his business. I ask JJ why Paige is any of his business. #DAYS
Aiden advises Nicole to keep her mouth shut; then she spends the next 20 minutes telegraphing her plans to Serena. #DAYS
Eric asks Eve: "Why don't you come back to my place." The fly asks the spider to come on in. #DAYS
Eve says her talent is heating up left overs... Not to mention her daughter's boyfriends. #DAYS
* * * * * * * * * *
Next on #DOOL — Daniel: "You think marrying Nicole is a mistake?" Hope: "I think being around Nicole is a mistake." #DAYS
Next on #DOOL — Daniel: "I think I deserve to be happy." Hope: "Then why are you going to ask Nicole to marry you?" #DAYS
Next on #DOOL — JJ: "I don't want you to get hurt." Paige: "I wish you'd thought of that before you shagged my mom." #DAYS
Next on #DOOL — Eric: "I thought Serena loved me but she was just using me." Eve: "She must've learned that trick from guys." #DAYS
Next on #DOOL — Daniel: "I'm going to marry Nicole." Hope: "She's been around so much that's like buying a 1958 Edsel." #DAYS
Next on #DOOL — Aiden: "It's our anniversary." Hope: "Of when we met?" Aiden: "Of when I almost ax-murdered you." #DAYS

Abigail's Secret

Three people can keep a secret... if two of them are dead. #DAYS

Wednesday, July 15, 2015

A Washed Up Porn Star Who Sleeps Around

Abigail wasn't on the show today. She went to the library to read up on just what it is that can get a gal pregnant. #DAYS
Theresa says the tech guy turned 30 seconds into two hours. That's just how time drags for me when Will is on the show. #DAYS.
What's with all these Salem guys falling for Nicole... nothing more appealing than a washed up porn star who sleeps around. #DAYS

Tuesday, July 14, 2015

A Vast Wasteland

I'll give Will one thing. He's an expert about divorcing parents. It got easier, tho,  once they figured out who his really were. #DAYS
Kayla asks if she was with Chad and Ben. Abby says no. Then reverses her answer realizing there's overwhelming evidence otherwise. #DAYS
Abby whines: "Aunt Kayla, don't do this to me." You did it to yourself, Abs. #DAYS
How did Xander know where to get that recorder from? A woman's purse is a vast wasteland to a guy. #DAYS

Serena vs. Nicole Catfight

Monday, July 13, 2015

An Unusual Combination

They go together: Thunder & Lightning; Lock & Key; Hammer & Nails; Pen & Paper; Unprotected Sex & Pregnancy; Abby & Bad Judgment #DAYS
Serena compares Nicole to Kim Kardashian. Nah. Nicole doesn't have as broad a background... if you catch my drift. #DAYS
Abby bawls. Will says he knows she wasn't expecting this. Yeah, sex and pregnancy, what an unusual combination. #DAYS

Friday, July 10, 2015


Adrienne points out Justin had his affair before she had hers.  Oh, OK, so that justifies hers, right? Wrong. #DAYS
Abby, having sex w/ 2 guys in 1 day not only raises your chance of pregnancy, it infinitely increases your chances of being a ho-bag. #DAYS
Ben wants to know what Abby thought was impossible. For one thing, for Abby to control herself around men. #DAYS

Too Wayward


Thursday, July 09, 2015

The Pec-nic

Abby warns Zoe it takes Theo a while to warm up to people. Not as long as it will take Abby to warm up to Zoe. #DAYS
Every time Will comes on screen I start screeching my fingernails down a blackboard to have something less annoying in my life. #DAYS
Derrick and Paul make an appearance in their swimsuits at the pec-nic. #DAYS

Wednesday, July 08, 2015


Rafe tells Ciara the fundamental thing about umpiring is to cheat. With him, that was also the fundamental thing about dating Jordan. #DAYS
Paul & Derrick in swimsuits, Ben's shirt off, Abby in bed, Zoe's outfit; we saw more skin today  than an overbooked dermatologist. #DAYS
Any doctors in the audience? Wouldn't Paul's arm injury also affect his tennis serve? #DAYS

Tuesday, July 07, 2015

Smart is relative

Serena says Xander is too smart to fall for it. Smart is relative. Maybe the people around him are too dumb to pull one over on him. #DAYS
Eve: "The pharmaceutical industry is such a racket." Finally a bit of realism on #DAYS.
Victor says Hope will do her best to build a case against Xander.  Looks like Xander will be dodging another bullet. #DAYS

Monday, July 06, 2015

Half Baked

Paige is the only gal who has to look for a creep on the Internet.  They usually find you. #DAYS
Eric might have escaped the oven but he seems to have come out half baked anyway. #DAYS
Daniel attacks Xander without warning. If that happened in real life he'd be suspended from the hospital until the end of time.  #DAYS
Clyde throws his cell phone in the trash.  He must be an AT&T customer. #DAYS

Friday, July 03, 2015

Here's A Clue...

Will wants to take responsibility. Sonny wants to take responsibility. They both can take responsibility for jumping in a lake. #DAYS
HAHA! Serena has tons of trouble breaking the elephant but somehow little Parker managed to break his. #DAYS
Eric, you and Nicole didn't "almost make love." You almost baked. #DAYS
Eric wonders how Nicole will tell Daniel what they almost did. Here's a clue... don't tell him. #DAYS

Thursday, July 02, 2015


Rafe thinks making a relationship last is the tricky part. With Rafe the tricky part was keeping his pants zipped around Kate. #DAYS
Abby tells Theo she'll go to the lake and make s'mores. Maybe if she really goes, Chad will get s'more. #DAYS
Why is Lucas even talking to Kate? #DAYS
Will says in LA he was weak and fell for the guy's line. Will has always been few colors short of a rainbow — so to speak. #DAYS

Wednesday, July 01, 2015

Spaghetti Western

Bev says she isn't into dope in a serious way. She seems to be into JJ; that should be dope enough. #DAYS
Don't know about you but today the sound and picture are way out of sync for me. I feel like I'm watching a spaghetti western. #DAYS
Uh, is "spaghetti western" now politically incorrect? I mean no disrespect to spaghetti. #DAYS
Anne wonders where her master keys are. Theresa could be hiding them in her beehive hairdo... along with Anne's office desk. #DAYS

A Little Stinky

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