A Worthless Baby-Napping Husband-Stealing Piece Of Crap

Q: Which is highest: the World Trade Center in NY or the Willis Tower in Chicago? A: Actually Brady Black is higher than both of them. #DAYS

Will: "Don't scratch the CD or I'll have to kill you." SCRATCH IT, JJ, SCRATCH IT! #DAYS

 

Eric claims Nicole isn't capable of drugging someone.  He's right. Flesh-eating bacteria is more Nicole's style. #DAYS

 

Sami says Nicole is a worthless baby-napping husband-stealing piece of crap. She forgot to throw in raunchy porn star. #DAYS

 

OMG... The Jennifer-Maggie Mutual Admiration Society is in session. And me without a barf bag. #DAYS

The One-Eyed One-Horned Flyin' Purple Manhood Eater

Victor wants Maggie to move back home. Translation: He's hornier than a brass band on the 4th of July. #DAYS

 

Abby says her breakup with Chad was her decision. Translation: "Let's be crystal clear about who broke up with whom." #DAYS

 

Miles wonders what changed Nicole's mind about covering Eric's story. Based on the scenes, it was a series of irritating flashbacks. #DAYS

 

Jordan vs. Kate: The coy therapist vs. the one-eyed one-horned flyin' purple manhood eater. #DAYS

Rafenstein

The show starts out with Sami dreaming Nick forced her into entering a wet T-Shirt contest. #DAYS

 

I'll bet Blake and Ali either had a great time filming those scenes or hated every minute of it depending on the water temperature. #DAYS

 

Rafenstein walks.  With that stiff-legged gate all he needs is a couple of bolts sticking out of his neck. #DAYS

 

Daniel submits 127 letters from grateful patients. Face it, anyone leaving Salem Hospital alive is grateful. #DAYS

 

If I had a pair of $30,000 earrings, I'd wear Master Lock padlocks on the back of them. #DAYS

Cold Enough To Wake The Dead

Down goes Nick. Fallon the felon has fallen. #DAYS

 

I guess the Salem River is cold enough to wake the dead... temporarily, anyway. #DAYS

 

Will wonders what's more important than Sami running his life. Ending someone else's. #DAYS

 

Will tells Lucas nothing is really simple anymore.  Except Lucas. #DAYS

The Jan Spears Memorial Rock

So they send Nicole to interview a guy she's had a relationship with and worked for. Can you say #ConflctOfInterest ?? #DAYS

 

Caroline to Victor: "YOU SOB!" I'm guessing she's not there to invite him to Thanksgiving dinner. #DAYS

 

What a coincidence: Gabi conks Nick with the Jan Spears memorial rock. #DAYS

 

Update on Jan Spears: they've moved her to the vegetable section of the Salem Supermarket. #DAYS

Sing It, Sister

Wouldn't it be great if Daniel and Jennifer had a pistol duel at 15 paces and both lost? #DAYS

 

Oh, JJ, I thought you were hip. That's an OLD iPad you're using. Those models are soooo 2012. #DAYS

 

Sami: "Nick's not getting away with this." Kate: "Sing it, sister." Sami: "♫ Nick's not ♪ getting away with this ♫" #DAYS

 

Nick runs on about arranging Gabi's NY job—The following commercial break was to allow time for Nick to get his foot out of his mouth. #DAYS

Two Lost Souls, Four Lips

Daniel and Nicole... two lost souls, four lips. #DAYS

 

Eric says he really doesn't feel like talking. Surprise, Eric, when Jennifer's talkin' everybody's talkin'. #DAYS

 

Sami: "Gabi, I'm not attacking you." Translation: "I'm bribing you." #DAYS

 

Will thinks it's unfair to have to choose between Sonny and Arianna. But somehow it's OK for Sonny to choose between Will and the club #DAYS