No Scruples, Morals, Common Sense or Judgment

Sami says she and EJ can't just leave everyone hanging. Which is literally how Sami will leave him after she finds out about Abby. #DAYS

 

Abby thinks she might have a stomach bug. I guess that's one thing you could call it. #DAYS

 

Sami wants everything in the rumpus room broken.  Last thing she broke there were her wedding vows when she was married to Rafe. #DAYS

 

Daniel: "Theresa has no scruples, morals, common sense or judgment."  Well, heck, nobody's perfect. #DAYS

Blood Sucking Vampire Zombie

No, #DOOL, you didn't fool me with Chyka's appearance in Nicole's dream. #DAYS

 

Marlena "Eric, you've lost your job... your home..." Your mind. #DAYS

 

Nicole wonders if Marlena said she was a blood sucking vampire zombie. Sorry, Nicole, she wasn't quite that complimentary. #DAYS

 

Eric says what he likes about Nicole is her passionate side. Translation: He hasn't been laid in years. #DAYS

That Was Her First Mistake

Hope wonders if Sami wants her kids to grow up to have values.  You know, to make up for Sami's lack of them. #DAYS

 

Nick tells EJ the two of them are similar.  Sort of like night and day or black and white are similar. #DAYS

 

Aiden tells Hope he can pick and choose when he works. Well, I guess he has something in common with Jennifer. #DAYS

 

Hope says she assumed Sami was the adult and Ciara was the child.  That was her first mistake. #DAYS

Inversely Proportional

Theresa says she had a great time last night.  It's always a barrel of laughs watching your date pass out on the couch. #DAYS

 

When Abby said nothing would taste good, was she insinuating she's sick... in the morning? #DAYS

 

Brady wonders if Theresa is hanging out with him because of his money. BINGO! #DAYS

 

Nick tells Gabi she's more beautiful than ever. With Gabi, beauty and brains are inversely proportional. #DAYS

The Big Guns

While waiting for Brady, Theresa brings out the big guns... In other words she unbuttons a couple buttons on her blouse. #DAYS

 

They really had me when Arianna ran out and greeted Gabi.  I thought it was  a new world SORASing record. #DAYS

 

Will insists he and Sami won't be having a double wedding.  Right... first of all that would take two weddings. #DAYS

 

Would somebody please step up to the plate and just kill Nick for real? #DAYS

Her Usual Pukey Self

Rafe tells Sami he traded his cane in for a better model.  Just like he traded Sami and Kate in for a better model. #DAYS

 

Daniel said Nicole doesn't seem like her usual perky self.  Doesn't he mean her usual pukey self? #DAYS

 

Eric takes a one-second look at the story and says it's great.  I'm sure he'll do an in-depth job of punching it up for Jennifer. #DAYS

 

Abby acknowledges that with EJ it's over.  Over except for the shouting, as they say. That will happen when Sami finds out. #DAYS

The Next Polar Vortex

Ciara says she loves Hope for letting her keep the earrings.  What have we learned here? You can buy love... really. #DAYS

 

Jordan says she's happy and nothing will change that. Translation: change is roaring in like the next polar vortex. #DAYS

 

Sonny & Will, save some time. Stop telling everyone individually you're getting married and rent a billboard. #DAYS

 

I need a refresher. How is it that ex die-hard homophobe T is now best friends with Sonny and Will? #DAYS