Thursday, February 21, 2019

Mumbling In Any Language

Gabi barges in, "Is it true?" Stefan: "Remind me to fire Harold." Best line of the week. #DAYS

When Chad gets to France it won't matter that he isn't fluent in French since no one can understand his mumbling in any language. #DAYS

Chad and Abby: "I give you this ring as a sign of my eternal love and commitment." Until they come back to Salem and screw things up again. #DAYS

Wednesday, February 20, 2019

Half The Men In Salem

Kate to Haley: "You don't know what I've been through." About half the men in Salem, for starters. #DAYS

Abigail: "Do you want the good news or the bad news first?" In Salem, in the long run, all news is bad news. #DAYS

It's absolutely ridiculous Chad and Abby have to move their whole lives to Europe by tomorrow. Besides, who would want to work for a bunch of creeps who would demand that anyway? #DAYS

Tuesday, February 19, 2019

Torturing The Viewers

Gabi to Leo: "You're not the first male to lose a fight to me." She probably bullied Rafe when they were growing up. #DAYS

Lani gives Eli a 45rpm record, taking a real risk that he owns one of those antique things called a record player. #DAYS

Sonny to Will: "When you were with Paul I just sat around the house torturing myself." Now you're torturing the viewers. #DAYS

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Monday, February 18, 2019

One-Syllable Words

Rex: "I told Sarah to eat with Eric, I'm not that clueless." Calling Rex clueless would be an insult to clueless people everywhere. #DAYS

Ted and Rafe are having words. Since Rafe is involved they are one-syllable words. #DAYS

Oil:Water :: Alcohol:Sarah #DAYS

Friday, February 15, 2019

The Sons of John Black

BULLETIN: The Sons of John Black now outnumber the Sons of the American Revolution. #DAYS

How time flies. The annual Ciara Brady Barbecue has rolled around again. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Roman: "John wanted me to close the pub for you two." John: "The cat's out of the bag." Roman: "

New SPD procedure for catching criminals: Ask Hope who is innocent and lock them up. #DAYS

You can tell it's a dull episode when you wish the president had pre-empted it with his latest announcement. #DAYS

Tuesday, February 12, 2019

L'il Ole Gabi

Kidnapped with a crying baby. That's one step below being on a flight with a crying baby. #DAYS

Kate badgers Jordan about the baby lotion. The words, "none of your business" have no effect in Salem. #DAYS

Chloe: "The DiMera mansion is a fortress." Huh? Didn't l'il ole Gabi just get by all that security? #DAYS

Monday, February 11, 2019

Who Does She Think She Is?

Hope, talking about Rafe: "We lost him." Unfortunately, she means the phone connection, not Rafe himself. #DAYS

Kate: "I take responsibility for what I did." Who does she think she is, a Virginia politician? #DAYS

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