Erectile Dysfunction

Sami discovers EJ may not be dead but something else might be

Samanther

Eric to Nicole: "This is the beginning of our new life together." Which, if Xander comes back, won't last long. #DAYS

Remember: If he doesn't call her, "Samanther" it's not really EJ." #DAYS

Lucas is right. The judge will have to decide which ex-con to give baby Bonnie to. #DAYS

Protip

Hey, Eric, don't worry about the incriminating evidence Xander has. Just move to Canada with Nicole. I hear the cabin she shared with Brady is available. #DAYS

Protip for Nicole and Eric: If you are worried about Xander walking in on you, there is probably a motel down the street that is within your budget range. #DAYS

Deals Evolve

Nicole: "I'm not a killer." So when she tried to electrocute Victor that was an April Fool's joke? #DAYS

Sami: "I'm going to find EJ with or without your help." I wouldn't be so cavalier about that. You just put $63 million in his bank account for his help. #DAYS

Stefan demands the rest of his money. Sami tells him "deals evolve." You're right, Stefan. You just can't do anything with $63 million these days. #DAYS

Collagen-Stuffed Lips

Stefan: "The numbers you gave me in this report are inflated." As inflated as Mimi's collagen-stuffed lips? #DAYS

Xander to Nicole: "A penny for your thoughts?" Well, the way he's (un)dressed, we know what he's thinking. #DAYS

Eric to Nicoe: "I'd stand up to 1,000 Xanders." Until one of those Xanders punched him then he'd be flat on the floor. #DAYS

Trail of Tears

Kristen: "I can't believe I'm here with you." I can't believe you havent figured out he's stringing you along. #DAYS

There is a chance Brady is being sincere with Kristen. His life with women has been a trail of tears and he might want to keep that record in tact #DAYS

Plastic Surgery

It's supposed to be "nip and tuck" not "slash and burn." #DAYS

No Experience Necessary

 

 

Anne O. Rexia

There is more silicone in Mimi's lips than in Bonnie's boobs. #DAYS

Abe: "If we don't have rules what do we have?" The Salem Police Department? #DAYS

Sheila has obviously not read "How To Win Firends And Influence People." Of course, neither has Abe. #DAYS

Mimi has been spending a little too much time with her friend Anne Orexia. #DAYS