Tuesday, April 21, 2015

A Bumpy Ride

Pilot (on intercom): "Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy ride." Brady: "You're..." Pilot: "Right, Bette Davis." #DAYS
My dream: Plane forced to land in dessert. Pilot escapes. Melanie is trapped. 100 years from now archaeologists discover her body. #DAYS
Theresa warms up to Clyde. If the girl had any less self respect she'd be a dead sand flea. #DAYS
Aiden: "We're not having this conversation." Sorry, Aiden. It's Hope you're talking to. You're having the conversation. #DAYS
Brady! Kristen! Face-to-face! Brady turns to stone. Kristen turns to a pillar of salt. I turn to my barf bag. #DAYS

Monday, April 20, 2015

The Most Immoral Woman In Town

Chad pours a 100-year-old scotch. Made personally by Stefano in his basement, no doubt. #DAYS
For a minute there I thought Victor Pervy-akis had "security" cameras in Adrienne's bedroom. #DAYS
Clyde criticizes Abby for having a weakness for DiMera men. Apparently he doesn't know Kate's full history. #DAYS
Victor says Lucas' immorality means he can't run Titan. So he replaces him with the most immoral woman in town. #DAYS

Friday, April 17, 2015

A Mercy Killing

JJ to Paige: "I've been lying to you — I hate your mother." Got to be the wildest lead-in line any guy ever used to get laid. #DAYS
Jennifer says Daniel couldn't be so cruel as to destroy her.  That wouldn't be cruel. It would be a mercy killing. #DAYS
Paige loses her virginity; Lucas and Adrienne romp like minks; we sit glued to our sets... but we're not pervs... right? #DAYS
Serena: "This message was sent hours ago. Why didn't I get it?" Oh, so you have AT&T, too? #DAYS

What Did He Say?

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What Kate Does Best

Thursday, April 16, 2015


If you thought JJ was really going to tell Paige about him and Eve, I have a bridge I want to sell you. #DAYS
Theresa says Nicole is a psycho. Nicole says Theresa is a tattle tale bitch.  Hey, for once, they're both right. #DAYS
Melanie: "We have to think this through." Every plan has an Achilles Heel. #DAYS
Paige says she'll never let Eve break up her and JJ. Prediction: POOP → FAN → BREAKUP. #DAYS
JJ and Paige go at it like chimps with their butts on fire.  Salem's last virgin goes down in flames. #DAYS


Melanie is a stowaway. The flight leaves her breathless:

Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Hitting On Nicole

Daniel wonders what Xander is doing in Salem.  Hitting on Nicole, for one thing. #DAYS
They're using the old, the-baby-I-snatched-from-the womb-has-severe-combined-immunodeficiency-plot again. It never gets old. #DAYS 
Eve reminds JJ if he goes down, they go down together.  Isn't that what started all the trouble in the first place? #DAYS
Maggie walks in on Daniel & Nicole and asks if she's interrupting. Yes, but everyone has to have a hobby. #DAYS

Tuesday, April 14, 2015

Disneyland For Lotharios

Theresa wonders why guys always leave their wallets in the car. Maybe guys don't trust her around their wallets. #DAYS
Theresa wants to hear about Nicole and her new man. None of Nicole's men are new.  She's been through them all. #DAYS
Serena wonders why Xander is staying in Salem. For one thing Salem is Disneyland for lotharios. #DAYS
Marlena thinks Will is just like his mom. I hate to say it, but that's an insult to Sami. #DAYS

Monday, April 13, 2015

Brokeback Fountain

Tori wonders how Paul could have dishonored her. Personally, I think Tori herself had just a teensy bit to do with that dishonor. #DAYS
Clyde warns Ben to watch out for people who do nice things for him. Ben wonders about the nice things Clyde has done for him. Ouch. #DAYS
Hope: "I love tulips." Aiden: "I love your two lips." OMG! I swallowed the spoon I was gaging myself with. #DAYS
Sonny and Will stand by the seltzer dispenser and fight. Brokeback Fountain. #DAYS

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