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Our Resident Low-Life

Next on #DOOL — Theo: "How can I love someone I don't even know?" Abe: "It's called fantasy, son." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Nicole: "2 months is an eternity." Eric: "No. If that were the case that film would be 'From Here to 2 Months." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Jade: "Everyone's treating me like a common criminal." Joey: "Making a sex tape is a criminal act." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Adrienne: "Don't you know forgiveness is good for the soul?" Angelica: "Yes, but that would require a soul." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Kayla: "Jade is a pathological liar." Joey: "No, she's a pathological sex tape producer." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Jade: "I need to talk. People say I'm a low-life." Eric: "Talk to Nicole. She's our resident low-life." #DAYS

Saint Marlena

Jade was right: make a sex video and the world will beat a path to
your door. Unfortunately they're all there to criticize you. #DAYS

Saint Marlena has so much room to criticize Claire. #DAYS

Kate: "Andre and I have a wonderful platonic relationship." You won't
hear men using "wonderful" and "platonic" in the same sentence. #DAYS

Oh, God, Kate, give it up for poor Andre. Your membership application to
the Vestal Virgins was invalidated years ago. #DAYS

One Of The Lucky Ones

Kayla: "Mr. Kowaja died last night." It's Salem Hospital... he's one of the lucky ones. #DAYS 

Chad just voted Gabi the gal he'd most like to be stranded on a deserted island with. #DAYS

Trip quits after 4 hours.  Jennifer Horton would be proud of him. #DAYS

Once Your Grandmother Has Seen You Have Sex...

Claire's biggest worry isn't posting the video on the Internet. Once
your grandma has seen you have sex, you've hit rock bottom. #DAYS

2017: Jade: "Friends send me pictures of themselves in bed." 1955:
"Susie's slip was showing. She knew it and didn't care." #DAYS

Jade's soliloquy: "I am what I am because of the dumb things I do. I am
a pathetic mess." Amen. #DAYS

If he unties Paul then that rock crushed Sonny's last brain cell. #DAYS

Here's Looking At You, Kid

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