Our Little Hookup

Rachael: "Mom says I'm an acquired taste." Translation: You're a little brat. #DAYS

So if they called Tate "Tater-Tot" I guess this baby is "Tater-Tot-Two." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Holly: "Do you think we can make a long-distance relationship work if we're starting from scratch?" Tate: "We're not starting from scratch unless you count our little hookup as a one-night-stand." #DAYS

Sophia delivered her own baby by watching a YouTube video? I hope she never needs brain surgery. #DAYS

I'm sure narrow-minded Mrs. Choi would flip her lid if she knew Salem's premiere gay couple taking care of her grandson. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Brady: "Rachael has gotten to be a real handful. Kristen and I would like to know if you believe in spanking?" Marlena: "Well, I certainly did when John was around."

Next on #DOOL — Belle: "I can assure you I will handle my job with integrity." Paulina: "How can I be sure of that?" Belle: "The bigger the bribe the more integrity." #DAYS

Scenes we'd like to see: Henderson steps up and admits he shot EJ. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Belle: "I have to go toe-to-toe with my boyfriend." Marelna: "I thought you were already sleeping with him." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chanel: "I don't want you to forget all the bad stuff EJ has done." Johnny: "I won't forget. He's a literal M..........r." #DAYS

Gibberish

Young Johnny, from Salem, out on bail,
Had a look that was woefully pale.
"I swear it's a frame!
I'm not to blame!"
He cried, as they hauled him to jail.

Next on #DOOL — Ali and Doug's relationship progresses… from a one-night-stand to a double-feature. #DAYS

Rachael to Brady and Kristen: "STOP FIGHTING! Don't be sorry to me. Be sorry to each other." Thank God there's at lease one adult in the room. #DAYS

Chanel to EJ: "You may think blood is thicker than water but I'm Johnny's wife and I don't believe that." Scientific fact: blood is thicker than water. #DAYS

Looks like the baby isn't pulling Braxton-Hicks. It's full blown contraction-tricks. #DAYS

Apparently Ali is getting to know Doug "love-'em-and-leave='em" Williams a little better. #DAYS

Maggie to Holly: "Why did you not decide to go to Salem U?" Let's see, Salem U vs. the Sorbonne… decisions, decisions. #DAYS

I think Sophia is about ready to literally throw out the baby with the bath water. #DAYS

Holly: "I'm going to the Sorbonne." Tate: "Est-ce tu parle Francaise?" Holly: "Stop talking gibberish." #DAYS

OK, Bayview – get a room ready for Sophia. #DAYS

Doug “love-’em-and-leave=‘em” Williams

Young Johnny, from Salem, out on bail,
Had a look that was woefully pale.
"I swear it's a frame!
I'm not to blame!"
He cried, as they hauled him to jail.

Ali and Doug's relationship progresses… from a one-night-stand to a double-feature. #DAYS

Rachael to Brady and Kristen: "STOP FIGHTING! Don't be sorry to me. Be sorry to each other." Thank God there's at least one adult in the room. #DAYS

Chanel to EJ: "You may think blood is thicker than water but I'm Johnny's wife and I don't believe that." Scientific fact: blood is thicker than water. #DAYS

Looks like the baby isn't pulling Braxton-Hicks. It's full blown contraction-tricks. #DAYS

Apparently Ali is getting to know Doug "love-'em-and-leave='em" Williams a little better. #DAYS

From Bar Wench to Corporate Tycoon

Kate goes from bar wench to corporate tycoon in one conversation with Alex. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Rafe: "You can tell me anything." Johnny: "OK… your fly is open." #DAYS

Phillip to Xander: "What were you thinking when you came into my hospital room and tried to murder me?" Just a guess but I suppose he was thinking he would come into your hospital room and murder you. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Stephanie: "There is some personal erotic stuff in the romance novel I wrote." Jada: "Like what?" Stephanie: "Like… it's practically a diary." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chad and Cat continue to insist they aren't interested in each other while they go engagement ring shopping.

Kate: "Have we acquired the rights to 'One Stormy Night?'" Alex, "No, but I think there is something I can do with Stephanie tonight." And after he does that, I wonder if he'll work on getting the rights to the book. #DAYS

Slipping Into A String Bikini

Sarah to Xander: "There isn't a judge in their right mind that would give you custody of Victoria." What judge in Salem is in their right mind?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Gabi: "We have no budget for a model. What are we supposed to do, pick up some rando off the street?" Johnny: "Sure. I'm great at doing that. In fact, that's how I found Joy." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Gabi: "OK. I'm in. I'll be your model for the new campaign." Johnny: "Great. Let's start with you slipping into a string bikini." #DAYS

Gabi: "We put out a line last year inspired by the Cowboy Carter album." Then Beyonce sued them. #DAYS

Irresponsible Sluts

Marlena promises Rachel she will keep the secret that Johnny shot EJ – Immediately blabs it to Roman. #DAYS

Alex to Johnny: "Are you saying this company could go under?" Well… it was named after the Titanic. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Melinda: "I have been in your situation myself." Sophia: "You mean you were pregnant at a young age?" Melinda: "Yes. We're both irresponsible sluts." #DAYS

I don't see how Brady can have a mistrust of Melinda's professional ethics. How can he mistrust her ethics when she doesn't have any? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Alex: "Kate thinks 'One Stormy Night' could be a runaway best seller." Stephanie: "Really… a best seller?" Alex: "Either that or a sex manual." #DAYS

Disappearances, Separations, and Infidelity

Andrew and Paul have one-in-the-oven. Don't get excited, it's not medical history. Chanel is baking their wedding cake. dd

Sophia doubles over in pain. Tate: "Is it the baby?" Well, it ain't gas. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Rachel: "Sometimes I see things I shouldn't." Sarah: "What do you see?" Rachael: "I see dead people." Sarah: "This is Salem. Get used to it." #DAYS

Shiny wingtips are walking the streets of Salem. I'm terrified. #DAYS

Gabi to Chad: "You like Cat Green? As in 'like-like?'" I think he's approaching the 'like-like-like' level. #DAYS

Andrew to Kayla: "If my marriage to Paul is anything like yours we'll be very lucky." I guess he considers multiple disappearances, separations and infidelity lucky." #DAYS