Tuesday, March 28, 2017

Like A Hungry Bass

Jade claims she's dizzy.  That's been obvious for a long time. #DAYS
 
Chad outsmarts JJ. Next time, for a bigger challenge, he could try outsmarting an unconscious field mouse. #DAYS
 
Joey takes Jade's bait like a hungry bass. Every fisherman hopes to run into one that gullible. #DAYS

Monday, March 27, 2017

How Do You Feel About Matricide?

Brady: "I've been aiding and abetting a wanted criminal." Marlena: "You fit right in with the rest of us." #DAYS
 
Eduardo says they can't mindlessly escalate the war. If they plan to escalate any other way they'll have to find someone with a mind. #DAYS
 
Joey to Tripp: "How do you feel about matricide… asking for a friend." #DAYS

Friday, March 24, 2017

STFU

Hey, Hillary...

Hillary: "So, you're trying to get rid of me? What's going on here?" Wild guess: She's trying to get rid of you." #DAYS

Thursday, March 23, 2017

As Sharp As A Butter Knife

Kayla: "I think Joey is sharp." Not only is Joey as sharp as a butter knife, he also has the IQ of one. #DAYS
 
Victor: "Just push the pause button." You have no idea how much I want to do that. Or better yet, the FF button. #DAYS
 

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Formalities

Even though he's Mayor, Abe doesn't stand on formalities.

Baby Light My Fire

Abby didn't join Chad because they didn't play her theme song: "Come on, baby, light my fire." #DAYS
 
Chad announces Abby "has been called to more pressing matters." He should have said she's tied up at the moment. #Rimshot #DAYS
 
Chad gets a text: "Come to Warehouse 8. Come alone or Abby's a dead woman." FOR GOD'S SAKE, CHAD, TAKE THE WHOLE TOWN. #DAYS

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

It's Raaaaad, Man

Brady helps Nicole. In Salem being a criminal is old hat. The new hot trend is being an accessory after the fact. It's raaaaad, man. #DAYS
 
Nicole: "29 Moosehead Lane. Could that be any more Canadian?" Could that be any more stereotypical? #DAYS
 
Chad: "I love you.  Now that we've got that out of the way I'm going to rip your heart out." #DAYS
 
Abby hopes things get back to normal. With Gabi in prison and Abby burning buildings? #DAYS

Monday, March 20, 2017

He's Got A Wife And One On The Side

Chad DiMera
Has something to hide
He's got a wife and
One on the side.
#DAYS
 
Claire to Ciara: "It's none of your business what we were doing." Then next time maybe you should conduct your "business" in private. #DAYS
 
Next on #DOOL — Claire: "So you don't want to have sex? What's up with you?" Theo: "Nothing... anymore." #DAYS

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