Stuuuuupid, Stuuuuupid, Stuuuuupid

Eric talks about how wonderful and cute Holly is. Just wait. In a couple short years she'll be an angst-filled rebellious teen. #DAYS

If Sonny goes through with this wedding the inside of his brain must look like the outside of Leo's crazy tux. #DAYS

Chloe: "I promised Nicole I'd take care of Holly like my own." You mean Parker? The one you haven't seen in weeks?" #DAYS

If Susan was at this wedding she'd call it "Stuuuuupid, stuuuuupid, stuuuuupid." Sinch she's not here, let me do that for her. #DAYS

Sarah: "My boss says if I don't come back to work soon, he'll replace me." WHAT AN IRRESPONSIBLE ACT THAT IS! #DAYS

Dunce Cap

The gratuitous towel scene… A #DOOL Christmas tradition. Thanksgiving tradition. And New Year's tradition. And any day that ends in a 'y' tradition. #DAYS

If the Sonny marrying Leo thing doesn't get the Emmy for Dumb Storyline of the Year I'll eat my hat. It's a dunce cap. I earned it for watching the Leo-Sonny-Will love-hate-triangle. #DAYS

So Nicole hasn't returned from the dead yet but she is corresponding. #DAYS

Priceless

Things you will only hear on a soap opera: "Why are you dating a serial killer?" #DAYS

Hope's room at the Blue Swallow Motel: $39.95 per night; Cheap wine in the mini bar: "$1.95; the look on Rafe's face when he saw Ted half-naked: priceless. #DAYS

Abby, playing Gabby gets crabby with Gabi. Not too shabby. #DAYS

Julie (on phone with Abby): "Your secret is safe with me." Chloe: "What secret." In Salem, "secret" and "safe" don't belong in the same sentence. #DAYS

Julie remembers fondly the events that brought her and Doug together. I wonder if that includes her mom Addie being run over by a truck. #DAYS

Lucas to Kate: "I have to be with my daughter – the way you were always there for me." Between the times she disowned him? #DAYS

Sadie Hawkins Day

Eric plans to tell Holly that Nicole will always be watching over her.
Given where Nicole must be, it would be more appropriate to say she will
be watching UNDER Holly. #DAYS

Not only has Allie been SORASed but she's become an irresponsible sot.
Like father, like daughter. #DAYS

Eric accuses Brady of killing Nicole. But Eric was responsible for
killing Daniel, which gave Brady Daniel's heart, which allowed Brady to
live and be responsible for killing Nicole, which makes Eric responsible
for killing Nicole. How's that for logic? #DAYS

Sarah must not be too shook up about her breakup with Rex. She's chasing
after Eric like every day is Sadie Hawkins day. #DAYS

Imaginary Lover

If Stefan is going to play something on the piano, perhaps "Imaginary Lover" would be appropriate. #DAYS

Protip for Hope: Always face the door when having a deceitful phone conversation. #DAYS

Kate: "I never meant for things to get out of hand." Translation: "I never meant to get caught." #DAYS

Idyllic Couple

Rafe wants to know if Hope's meeting with Ted was a secret. Of course not. There are no secrets with this *choke* idyllic couple. #DAYS

I hate to interrupt Ted's phone call, but a satellite phone doesn't work indoors without special equipment. #DAYS

Will says Kate will confess, "because it's the right thing to do." Now, there's a concept Kate isn't familiar with. #DAYS

Low-Hanging-Fruit

Will thinks Kate would never hurt her family. Heck, to Kate, family is low-hanging-fruit. #DAYS

Gabi: "Kate would never lie to you." BWAHAHAHAHAHA! #DAYS

Two thoughts: 1) If they put me in a room with padded walls I would have the urge to slam myself into them just to see how good they were. 2) What good are padded walls if the door isn't padded? #DAYS