Dough-See-Dough

Shucks. If only Jennifer would have caught Eve and JJ In Flagrante Delicto. It would have been so In Prevuze Delicio. #DAYS

 

Victor says Clyde wants to do-si-do into Salem and take over. Clyde's game is more dough-see-dough. #DAYS

 

Ciara and Chase are going to San Francisco on their class trip?! My class went to the local pork rendering plant. #DAYS

 

Clyde says Paris isn't heaven on earth because it doesn't have Kate. Neither does heaven... and never will. #DAYS

Theresa "Your-Place-Or-Mine" Donovan

Ben, there is something guys who have a pair say to guys like Chad in your situation: "Take this job and shove it." #DAYS

 

Eve says Theresa is acting crazy. With Theresa "your-place-or-mine" Donovan, it's not an act. #DAYS

 

When Ben jumped the counter and broke that glass, I don't think that was in the script but it looked good. #DAYS

 

Eve and JJ have chemistry.  Then again, so does an atomic bomb when it reaches critical mass. #DAYS

Separated at Birth - Theresa Donovan And...

Theresa jumped into bed with Clint before she even knew his name.  The woman's easier than a one-square crossword puzzle.

Looks That Could Kill... Brains That Are Already Dead

Man, there are blow-up sex dolls that are harder to get into bed than Theresa. $DAYS

 

JJ and Paige: Looks that could kill... brains that are already dead. #DAYS

 

I vote for Melanie and Brady not to date. We don't want their spawn in the gene pool. #DAYS

 

Theresa is so choosy about her men she almost learns their first names before sleeping with them. #DAYS

Bastard Spawn

Damon wonders why a hillbilly is in Victor's business. Even without Clyde it's not exactly a high-class profession. #DAYS

 

Protip: If your boss talks about you the way Chad is talking about Ben, it's time to dust off your resume. #DAYS

 

Rafe orders Clyde to leave. Clyde 1, Rafe 0. #DAYS

 

Victor growls: "Stefano sent his bastard spawn to check us out." Drat the bad luck, Victor, your bastard spawn is out of town. #DAYS

His Life Is Just One Big Country Song

Chad says Ben won't lose his job as long as Chad's dating Jordan. Translation: As long as she's putting out. #DAYS

 

Paul: "It would destroy my grandfather to find out I'm a dōseiai." Is it politically correct to say that? #DAYS

 

Clyde to Jordan: "I done you wrong, girl." His life is just one big country song. #DAYS

 

Daniel, Rafe and Eric break up the best catfight so far this year.  Who invited them to the party? #DAYS

 

Clyde says he's not good at controlling his temper.  That's not exactly material for breaking news.  #DAYS

Miniskirt Melee

Nicole and Serena's smackdown of quivering flesh and flying fists:

A Different Kind Of Pitch

The Guinness Book of World Records officially names Theresa the World's Youngest Cougar as she goes on the prowl again. #DAYS

 

Maggie wonders if Melanie and Brady are "Friends with benefits." No, just friends with a nosy busybody around the house. #DAYS

 

Lucas doesn't understand what the great pitcher Paul Narita is doing in Salem. He's making a different kind of pitch. #DAYS

 

Anne's exit from the club makes me wonder if she needs to be tested for epilepsy. #DAYS

I Love The Smell Of Testosterone In The Morning

Daniel reserves veto power for fathers with impetuous daughters. Shall we break it to him that Melanie's honor is beyond saving? #DAYS

 

Eve tells Paige, "JJ showed you his true colors." He showed Eve a lot more. #DAYS

 

Daniel and Brady in the same room. I love the smell of testosterone in the morning. #DAYS

 

Jordan heads back to the hospital.  I'm sure all the booze she drank at Clyde's will help her do her job there. #DAYS

 

Brady and Melanie sittin' in a tree B-O-R-I-N-G-ME #DAYS