Friday, January 22, 2021

Pro Bono

So Gwen is Jack's daughter. Another long-lost offspring shows up in Salem. If the purpose of sex is procreation Salemites have been the most productive group since Henry Ford invented the Assembly line. Unfortunately they missed the boat on another invention: birth control. #DAYS

Charlie: "All my life my mother has screwed things up for me." But this time Charlie managed to do it all by himself. #DAYS

Gabi: "Does Jake know about your past as a hooker?" The only difference between Kate now and Kate the hooker is today all her work is pro-bono. #DAYS

Once again Jack's supersize libido gets him in trouble… "libido" being a euphemism. #DAYS

Thursday, January 21, 2021

Poster Girl

Gwen! Yhe poster girl for women who would never use sex to get something they want… unless, of course, there is something they want. #DAYS

Tony! Or Andre! So many DiMeras have come back from the dead it's hard to keep track. #DAYS

Anna: "You messed with the DiMera family." Messed with the family… messed around with Chad. #DAYS

Tuesday, January 19, 2021

A $5,000-A-Night Hooker

Bonnie shows up at the Kiriakis mansion. Her scheme is to use the fact she looks like Adrienne to doppelgang up on Justin. #DAYS

Chad learns sex can be expensive. He would have been better off hiring a $5,000-a-night hooker. #DAYS

If Sarah was any more high strung she'd be a load of laundry hung out to dry on top of the Empire State Building. #DAYS

Kate: "You have no idea how many sharks are swimming in DiMera waters." Why, why, why did that start "Baby Shark" running through my head?

Jake Contemplates Gabi's Backside



Monday, January 18, 2021

Out On Bail

Everyone's in a panic that Charlie, an alleged despicable felon, isn't in jail. Of course isn't just about everyone on today's show a despicable felon, alleged, convicted, or otherwise? #DAYS

Scenes we'd like to see: Ava panics. Steve tries to subdue her, slips and falls on top of her as Ava writhes uncontrollably. Kayla walks in. #DAYS

Line of the day: Sarah: "We can't let the mob murder Phillip." Xander: "Can't we let them rough him up a little?" BWAHAHAHAHA! #DAYS

Charlie calls Claire: "I'm out on bail." Not exactly the way a gal wants her boyfriend to start a conversation." #DAYS

Friday, January 15, 2021

Plea Bargain



A Lying, Sleazy, Scum-Sucking Snake

Tripp: "I'm tired of people treating me like I'm a criminal." So he
committed a criminal act and broke into Charlie's apartment to prove he
shouldn't be treated like a criminal. #DAYS

Claire: "Do you think Charlie left because he thought Allie might
recognize him?" That proves it… Claire has at least two brain cells. #DAYS

Patch: "You stole a toothbrush to get Charlie's DNA. You know that kind
of evidence won't hold up in court." Tripp: "Just like you knew when you
stole my toothbrush." OUCH! #DAYS

Rafe grills Charlie. Charlie is as cool as a cucumber… a lying, sleazy,
scum-sucking snake of a rapist kidnapping cucumber. #DAYS

Chloe: "That was a long time ago, Brady, you're not the same guy any
more." True. That guy was Kyle Lowder. #DAYS

Thursday, January 14, 2021

My Bottom Is Still Red

One of the easiest ways for Gwen to convince Abby is to just ask, "Why
do you think I'm still in the house?"  #DAYS

At least when Chad starts whining and begging for Abigail to forgive him
he'll be speaking in something other than his usual monotone." #DAYS

Jack and Jennifer are supposed to be such hot shot reporters. Instead of
standing around doing nothing, why not go investigate Gwen's
background?  #clueless. #DAYS

Why, why, why would a bunch of hack writers have Adrienne die and then
have Justin go sniffing around her doppelganger? Oh, that's right, the
key word is "hack." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Gwen: "I slept with Chad." Abigail: "I don't believe
you." Gwen: "I'll give you details. You must know Chad has a spanking
fetish. My bottom is still red." #DAYS

Uh… did anyone ever think of issuing an Amber alert for Carver and
Jules? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Steve: "I can see your itchin to confront Charlie."
Tripp: "No, it's not that. I sat down in a patch of poison ivy." #DAYS

Well, he's trying.  But Chad can't conjure up any real tears.  #DAYS

As the show ends we watch Chad wade into the abyss of marital quicksand.

Tuesday, January 12, 2021

Poster Girl

What legitimate police department allows a victim to grill her alleged
perpetrator? (Note: the key word is "legitimate." This is, after all,
the Salem Keystone Cops we're talking about.  #DAYS

Belle: "It's not like Claire hasn't made bad choices before." Says the
poster-girl for bad choices. #DAYS

Tripp: "If Charlie is innocent he should be happy to take a DNA test."
This, from the guy who refused to take a DNA test. #DAYS

An accused rapist locked in a room with his victim and his girlfriend…
maybe that's his punishment. #DAYS

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