Tuesday, November 21, 2017

SHEEEEE'S BAAAAACCCKKK!

 

 

Incestuous Smorgasbord

The scene with Susan, Rolf and Will: Recorded proof the Days of Our Lives staff rewrites history. #DAYS

 

They should keep Roger on the show. We need someone fresh in the incestuous smorgasbord that is Salem… and an Elvis impersonator. #DAYS

 

Brady to Eve: "You wanna know what happened to me? Women like you." Did Brady ever think if it happens to him over and over again the problem might lie elsewhere… like with him? #DAYS

 

Monday, November 20, 2017

Oil + Water

Sami + Susan = Oil + Water #DAYS

John calls on Marlena to use her skills as a psychiatrist. That's asking a lot. #DAYS

Hope says she's frustrated that Rafe, the accomplice to her attempted murder, is risking his reputation. #DAYS

Sami prays to EJ who, in the eyes of some viewers, sitteth on the right hand of God Almighty. #DAYS

Marlena: "Anything short of bringing EJ back to life." OMG! It might happen! We haven't had a resurrection that holy in over 2,000 years. #DAYS

Friday, November 17, 2017

Where There's A Will...

The old saying is true: Where there's a Will there's EJ. #DAYS

 

Sami should heed that old saying, "You catch more flies with honey than vinegar. Never mind… in Sami's case there aren't enough bees in the world to make the honey she needs. #DAYS

 

Sami is spending a life sentence in prison one stupid act at a time. #DAYS

 

Thursday, November 16, 2017

Headlines

 

 

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

A Good Marksman

Theo should have left a message on his voicemail: "I'm not available right now but will get back with you if I don't die." #DAYS

Jennifer: "JJ, you are a good man and a good cop." And apparently also a good marksman. #DAYS

Jennifer: "JJ is down at the square beating himself up." Abe: "He beat me to it." #DAYS

Congress today mandated stricter background checks for firearms. Rule 1: If you're a Salem cop named JJ, you can't have a gun. #DAYS

Tuesday, November 14, 2017

Mammy

This is really serious. QuickDraw Devereaux' suspension could be twice as long as his last one which means he could be reinstated tomorrow. #DAYS

 

Abe: "How could you shoot Theo? You are a trained police officer." Deadeye Devereaux: "Yeah, trained to shoot." #DAYS

 

John's tan is so dark I keep expecting him to break into a chorus of "Mammy." #DAYS  #DAYS (Note: The "political incorrectness of that post is acknowledged and it is a reference to Al Jolson.  Other than that if you want an apology you can stuff it where the sun don't shine.)

 

Monday, November 13, 2017

A Mulligan

Sonny better be careful. Maybe Will came back from the dead as a straight guy. #DAYS

 

Too bad, JJ. You can't have a mulligan after a gunshot. #DAYS

 

Claire to Tripp: "If Theo doesn't understand you and I connect, that's his problem." Theo, at the moment, has a bigger problem. #DAYS

 

After Sami's tongue lashing if I were Paul I'd tell her Will is in a lake and she can go jump in it. #DAYS

 


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