Friday, November 27, 2020

Kate Succumbs

One more notch on Kate's bedpost and it will turn to sawdust. #DAYS

Gwen: "Jake's a dog." And with Kate he's found a bitch to hook up with.
#DAYS

Jack… Jennifer… Face-to-face. Critical mass? #DAYS

Abby: "I should have come to you privately about this." Gee, even Abby
can come up with a moment of sanity now and then. #DAYS

Jack: "I am the father of that wonderful woman." Abby has a sister? #DAYS

That was the most touching scene with Jack and Abby since she stalled
around until he made that 60-story drop in the elevator. #DAYS

Once again Kate succumbs to a tender touch… and a beard that would sand
down the roughest pine board. #DAYS

Jack: "We're the best damn family in the world." I didn't realize 2020
had been that bad for families. #DAYS

Tuesday, November 24, 2020

Worry, Maggie, Worry

Marlena says she has spare wedding rings in the bedroom. Heck, as many
times as Marlena
Evans-Craig-Bradford-Brady-Black-North-Black-Dimera-Black-Dimera/Johnson-Black
has been married she probably has more wedding rings than Tiffany. #DAYS

Phillip: "This is nothing for you to worry about." Worry, Maggie, worry.
#DAYS

Monday, November 23, 2020

Two Pit Bulls Attacking A Bunny

Xander: "Claire's nuts." Xander offers Charlie a little Claire-ity about
his new girlfriend. #DAYS

Jan says she's not carrying a torch for Shawn. She's not… it's a
bonfire. #DAYS

Jan: "We both had a man who didn't want Phillip and we lost our minds."
Yeah, haven't found them yet, either. #DAYS

Jan: "I've never figured out why people spend a gazillion dollars on a
wedding." Hmmm… maybe Jan is in fact sane after all. #DAYS

Shawn invites Phillip to the wedding. Whenever Shawn walks into a room
the collective IQ drops precipitously. #DAYS

Xander: "If you see so much as a decimal point out of place I want to
know about it." Charlie: "What if Phillip uses floating point math?"
#ForNerdsOnly #DAYS

Scenes we'd like to see: Both Jan and Phillip show up at Shawn and
Belle's wedding and sit in the back of the room making out. #DAYS

I've finally got Charlie figured out: He's a eunuch. #DAYS

Shawn and John gang up on Charlie. It's like two Pit Bulls attacking a
bunny. #DAYS

Julie: "I've discovered co-ed baby showers are all the rage." It's true.
They're all attended by women and gay men. #DAYS

The minute they find Belle, the wedding will be annulled. Of course, Jan
didn't think of that since her brain has been replaced by the rock she
fell on. #DAYS

It would save a lot of time if Jan's wedding dress could be converted
into a straight jacket. #DAYS

Thursday, November 19, 2020

Horndogs

 

 

Wednesday, November 18, 2020

Kate's Bedroom

Chad asks Jake: "What have you been up to." For one thing, Kate's
bedroom. #DAYS

Shin promotes Jake from cycle shop monkey to Vice president. So
realistic. #DAYS

Tuesday, November 17, 2020

Born A Bad Girl

Both Abe and Eli say they hate lying to Lani. Apparently not as much as
they hate her wrath. #DAYS

Tripp insists he did not rape Allie, while they continue to ignore the
elephant in the room… or, rather, the baby in the next room. #DAYS

Allie: "Tripp didn't yell or anything… I almost started to believe him."
They'll probably be engaged pretty soon. #DAYS

Eli: "I've started the ball rolling about the baby shower." Lani: "There
isn't going to be a baby shower. I've decided not to have the babies." #DAYS

All her visitors just waltz in to see Kristen. Statesville must be the
only prison in the country with an open-door policy. #DAYS

Kate: "I was born a bad girl." Yeah, the same year as Jake's mother. #DAYS

Abby: "Are you going to give me the silent treatment for falling asleep
in Jake's lap?" Chad: "No. That calls for a spanking." #DAYS

Eli: "We should work this out." Lani: "No. No more words. You put the
"lie" in Eli." #DAYS

Friday, November 13, 2020

Ground Zero For The Zombie Apocalypse

Xander and Sarah need to cool it. In Salem it's a felony for a husband
and wife to work together. #DAYS

Ava! Yet another dead person appears, proving Salem is ground zero for
the Zombie Apocalypse. #DAYS

Eli and Abe fumble around to tell Lani what they were planning and come
up with a surprise baby shower. Lani sees right through it. Guys
throwing a baby show is less likely than your dog throwing a welcoming
party for your new cat. #DAYS

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