Salem Male Fashionistas

What the hell is with that jacket André is wearing? André is the Kate of
Salem male fashonistas. #DAYS

Sonny, Will and Paul. It may be Sonny's dream but it definitely
qualifies as a three-way — or, dare I say, a MANage a trois? #DAYS

Eric's letter to Nicole: "Being friends means more to me than anything…
so I never want to see you again." #DAYS

Paul: "What understanding do you have with Eric?" Brady: "He stays away
from Nicole or I punch his lights out." #DAYS

The Miracle

 

 

Rude Awakening

 

 

Demon Rum

The Salem Chapter of the Women's Christian Temperance Union gangs up on Lucas.

 

As Long As We Can Still Have Sex

Brady: "Eric would never come between Nicole and me." Yeah, especially if she dumps you and you're out of the picture. #DAYS

Justin: "You should never give up if you love someone." Brady better hope no one passes that advice along to Eric." #DAYS

Abby: "Let's wait until we're married to be together. What do you say." Chad: "Sure. As long as we can still have sex." #DAYS

Hope: "Being Commissioner wouldn't be right for me." Rafe: "Why?" Hope: "It would put a damper on any crimes I might want to commit." #DAYS

Brady, If Nicole won't be faithful working at the Center, chances are she won't be faithful anyway. #DAYS

DO IT IN THE PEW!

Chad and Abby frolic in the church.  DO IT IN THE PEW! DO IT IN THE PEW! #DAYS

Jennifer, Kate, Maggie and Kayla gang up on Lucas. Damn. They sent the entire Women's Temperance Union. #DAYS

Abe: "We can't control our feelings; just our actions." Her history shows Nicole can't control her actions, either. #DAYS

So Many Men, So Little Time

 

 

Sonny Bunny

 

 

A Dying Swan Dive Into A Vat Of Whiskey

This is the first time Will has come back from the dead but, hey, he's still young. #DAYS

 

Will returns with more wisdom than Lucas. That wouldn't be difficult even if Lucas was sober. #DAYS

 

Sonny: "Lucas fell off the wagon." It was more like he dove off. A dying swan. Into a vat of whiskey. #DAYS

 

Add A Zombie To The Mix

Good call, Hattie. Angelica won't be refuting your story anytime soon. #DAYS

Wedding seating will have to include a bride's side, three groom's sides
and an "enemy of the couple" side. #DAYS

Will returns!  Two doppelgangers weren't enough. They had to add a
zombie to the mix. #DAYS

There once was a guy named Lucas
Who was the Salem town dufus.
He drank himself numb,
Turned into a bum.
Attempts to save him are useless.  #DAYS

The Hormones Are Kicking In

Eric: "Prove you're my mom—What's your full name?" Marlena: "Marlena
Evans-Craig-Bradford-Brady… oh, hell no one could remember that." #DAYS

Protip for Theo: When she says, "I want to be your girlfriend" and her
next words are, "I lied," proceed at your own risk. #DAYS

Theo: "I want to be your boyfriend." Claire: "I want to be your
girlfriend." Translation: The hormones are kicking in. #DAYS

Sitting At The Right Hand Of God Almighty

Nicole: "Having Holly is like having a piece of Daniel back." Daniel
isn't coming back—He's too busy sitting at the right hand of God
Almighty. #DAYS

Hattie's moment of clarity: When she realizes Marlena really can
prescribe shock therapy for someone. #DAYS

Brady's going to the wrong group for help. He needs to join
Nicoleaholics Anonymous. #DAYS

Fornication

Abby: "Why wouldn't I be happy?" This is Salem. There is a cityordinance against being happy. #DAYS

OMG! Rafe and Hope in bed. This is a perfect example why God made uprules against fornication. #DAYS
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Abigail separates Kate and André: "Both of you, knock it off!" When Abbyis the voice of sanity all hope is lost. #DAYS