Friday, February 17, 2017

King Solomon's Solution


Laugh → Cry → Hurl → Repeat

Ken Corday wants to make us laugh and cry again. I'd settle for not hurling again. #DAYS
Belle is throwing Nicole's past in her face?  It's a good thing St. Chloe's past is pristine. Belle's, for that matter. #DAYS
Judge Duncan silences both Nicole and Chloe. That alone should make her a candidate for the Nobel Peace Prize. #DAYS

One For Each Finger


Thursday, February 16, 2017


Drew drinks the fictional cola "Flazzle." Geez... they couldn't even score a cheesy product placement ad for the episode. #Pathetic #DAYS
Doug: "Who was it? I need to buy the good Samaritan a car." It was me, Doug.  Really, it was me. BTW, I like Lamborghinis. #DAYS
Patch and Kayla's big wedding: That relationship has had more ups and downs than the elevator where Nicole and EJ had sex. #DAYS

Tuesday, February 14, 2017

'Jason Bourne

Anne says her lips are sealed. So was Tutankhamen's tomb and all those secrets came out anyway. #DAYS
Chad wants Gabi to "suck it up." Shouldn't be a problem. AFAOAC the whole story line sucks. #DAYS
The freezer is running, the door is locked and Gabi is hysterical. Under those circumstances, Chad's only hope is a quick death. #DAYS
Adrienne: "This all sounds very 'Jason Bourne.'" Jason Bourne — a.k.a. Jerry Lewis. #DAYS

Monday, February 13, 2017

The Stefan-O-Meter

Will the Phoenix rise again?

Yesterday's Trash

Roman says if Stefano is alive Hope will go free. I must've missed the ruling that attempted murder is no longer a crime. #DAYS
Jennifer claims she's been working crazy hours. She must be at the office two hours a day now. #DAYS
Valerie: "I have to leave." Abe: "I don't understand." Valerie: "Let's put it this way: I'm dumping you like yesterday's trash." #DAYS

Sunday, February 12, 2017

Training Is Everything


Thursday, February 09, 2017

Standing Ovation

Austin says Hope gets a 'get out of jail free' card. Yeah, it's a driver's license with the name Hope Brady on it. #DAYS

Brady tells Anne the baby isn't Chloe's. I think his middle name might be "Victor" but I know for sure it's not "Tact." #DAYS

Poor Stefano. He has to spend his last appearance just sitting there and taking guff from a fools parade. #DAYS

Brady: "I hope next year Holly and Tate will be under the same roof." And the way they SORAS kids, they'll be in high school. #DAYS

Joseph Mascolo's final #DAYS appearance. Two words: Standing Ovation.



Spies In Disguise


Wednesday, February 08, 2017

Don't I Wish

Isn't this February? Aren't there February sweeps? Shouldn't all these plots be moving faster than a drunken snail? #JustAsking #DAYS
Jennifer asks if Abby is OK. Abby is never OK. The best she can do is to be in a state of mind where she doesn't want to set something on fire. #DAYS
Rafe: "My mask is killing me." Don't I wish. #DAYS

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