Thursday, February 26, 2015

The Woman With Hourly Rates

Did you notice the sign says Salem U was founded in 1965? They've been watching #DAYS in the student center since the very beginning.
 
JJ's in a slump. He had to beg to get a gal to pretend she's hooking up with him. #DAYS
 
Rafe to Jordan: "Just checkin' in." Translation: "Just sniffin' around." #DAYS
 
Rafe to Kate: "If it isn't the woman of the hour." Or the woman with hourly rates. #DAYS

Wednesday, February 25, 2015

The Apple Falls Not Far From The Tree

Will: A cheating slut. Sami: A cheating slut. The apple falls not far from the tree. #DAYS
 
Hope and Aiden... back in Salem sans the blood and implements of destruction. #DAYS
 
Rafe wonders when Jordan will see Chad for the creep he is. Longer than it took her to figure out what a creep Rafe was. #DAYS
 
Dang. There for a minute I thought Jordan might beat Chad up worse than Ben did. #DAYS

Tuesday, February 24, 2015

The Maltese Elephant

Nicole has stopped groveling after Daniel and has Melanie groveling for her. #DAYS
 
Eric wants to know the reason Serena wants the elephant. She's a woman, Eric, reason has nothing to do with it. #DAYS
 
Theresa wonders if she and Brady could start again. Dream on, sister, Melanie isn't the type of gal who shares her toys. #DAYS
 
Am I the only one who can't read those damn teensy little phone messages when they show them? #DAYS
 
And there you have it... the Maltese Elephant's name is Fred. Somehow I expected something more elegant. #DAYS

Monday, February 23, 2015

Googling Someone Is Really Hard

Melanie wants the dirt.  She's certainly  in the right town. If it ain't dirt, it ain't Salem. #DAYS
 
Nicole to Melanie: "No... no, no, no, no, no." No matter how many times you say it, Melanie doesn't know what it means. #DAYS
 
Eve: "You don't have a clue." Jennifer: "Why don't you give me one?" Because you'd waste it, Jennifer." #DAYS
 
Nicole: "If this were easy Melanie wouldn't need me." Oh, yeah, Googling someone is really hard. #DAYS

Friday, February 20, 2015

What Every Gal Wants

There's a new book out about the May-December affairs of Lucas & Adrienne, Rafe & Kate, Eve & JJ: Fifty Shades of Grey Hair. #DAYS
 
Jennifer wonders why Paige is there.  She's a glutton for punishment. JJ, on the other hand seems to be a glutton for something else. #DAYS
 
Sonny accuses. Will denies. Sonny tells him Paul admitted it. BUS-TED! #DAYS
 
JJ tells Eve there is no way they're going to stop their affair. Just what every gal wants... a commitment. #DAYS

Thursday, February 19, 2015

Moral Support And A Pair Of Lips

Big bad Rafe is really sucking up to Victor. If he gets fired from another job it would make the Guinness Book of World Records. #DAYS
 
Serena says she & Eric are stuck in neutral. Eric throws it into high gear. #DAYS
 
Lucas says he just gave Adrienne a little moral support... and a pair of lips. #DAYS
 
#DOOL has the same lame story lines for gays that it does for straight people.  Now that's equality. #DAYS

Monday, February 16, 2015

K-I-L-L-I-N-G

Serena says Nicole has a "positive genius." Pretty good for someone who's neither positive nor a genius. #DAYS
 
Theresa orders Brady, "Don't you dare walk away from me." She's right, Brady... run. #DAYS
 
Sonny says fights with Victor are memorable. They are if you survive, that is. #DAYS
 
Aiden's with Hope sittin' in a tree, K-I-L-L-I-N-G. #DAYS

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