Friday, January 23, 2015

Dough-See-Dough

Shucks. If only Jennifer would have caught Eve and JJ In Flagrante Delicto. It would have been so In Prevuze Delicio. #DAYS
 
Victor says Clyde wants to do-si-do into Salem and take over. Clyde's game is more dough-see-dough. #DAYS
 
Ciara and Chase are going to San Francisco on their class trip?! My class went to the local pork rendering plant. #DAYS
 
Clyde says Paris isn't heaven on earth because it doesn't have Kate. Neither does heaven... and never will. #DAYS

Thursday, January 22, 2015

Theresa "Your-Place-Or-Mine" Donovan

Ben, there is something guys who have a pair say to guys like Chad in your situation: "Take this job and shove it." #DAYS
 
Eve says Theresa is acting crazy. With Theresa "your-place-or-mine" Donovan, it's not an act. #DAYS
 
When Ben jumped the counter and broke that glass, I don't think that was in the script but it looked good. #DAYS
 
Eve and JJ have chemistry.  Then again, so does an atomic bomb when it reaches critical mass. #DAYS

Separated at Birth - Theresa Donovan And...

Theresa jumped into bed with Clint before she even knew his name.  The woman's easier than a one-square crossword puzzle.

Wednesday, January 21, 2015

Looks That Could Kill... Brains That Are Already Dead

Man, there are blow-up sex dolls that are harder to get into bed than Theresa. $DAYS
 
JJ and Paige: Looks that could kill... brains that are already dead. #DAYS
 
I vote for Melanie and Brady not to date. We don't want their spawn in the gene pool. #DAYS
 
Theresa is so choosy about her men she almost learns their first names before sleeping with them. #DAYS

Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Bastard Spawn

Damon wonders why a hillbilly is in Victor's business. Even without Clyde it's not exactly a high-class profession. #DAYS
 
Protip: If your boss talks about you the way Chad is talking about Ben, it's time to dust off your resume. #DAYS
 
Rafe orders Clyde to leave. Clyde 1, Rafe 0. #DAYS
 
Victor growls: "Stefano sent his bastard spawn to check us out." Drat the bad luck, Victor, your bastard spawn is out of town. #DAYS

Monday, January 19, 2015

His Life Is Just One Big Country Song

Chad says Ben won't lose his job as long as Chad's dating Jordan. Translation: As long as she's putting out. #DAYS
 
Paul: "It would destroy my grandfather to find out I'm a dōseiai." Is it politically correct to say that? #DAYS
 
Clyde to Jordan: "I done you wrong, girl." His life is just one big country song. #DAYS
 
Daniel, Rafe and Eric break up the best catfight so far this year.  Who invited them to the party? #DAYS
 
Clyde says he's not good at controlling his temper.  That's not exactly material for breaking news.  #DAYS

Miniskirt Melee

Nicole and Serena's smackdown of quivering flesh and flying fists:

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Friday, January 16, 2015

A Different Kind Of Pitch

The Guinness Book of World Records officially names Theresa the World's Youngest Cougar as she goes on the prowl again. #DAYS
 
Maggie wonders if Melanie and Brady are "Friends with benefits." No, just friends with a nosy busybody around the house. #DAYS
 
Lucas doesn't understand what the great pitcher Paul Narita is doing in Salem. He's making a different kind of pitch. #DAYS
 
Anne's exit from the club makes me wonder if she needs to be tested for epilepsy. #DAYS

Thursday, January 15, 2015

I Love The Smell Of Testosterone In The Morning

Daniel reserves veto power for fathers with impetuous daughters. Shall we break it to him that Melanie's honor is beyond saving? #DAYS
 
Eve tells Paige, "JJ showed you his true colors." He showed Eve a lot more. #DAYS
 
Daniel and Brady in the same room. I love the smell of testosterone in the morning. #DAYS
 
Jordan heads back to the hospital.  I'm sure all the booze she drank at Clyde's will help her do her job there. #DAYS
 
Brady and Melanie sittin' in a tree B-O-R-I-N-G-ME #DAYS

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