Her Track Record With Older Men

Kate and Sami meet in Lucas' office because he's off interviewing new employees to sexually harass. #DAYS

 

How many teen delinquents does it take to change a light bulb?  One, if Paige helps. #DAYS

 

Sami: "Who knows what Gabi and Nick would have done if I hadn't walked in on them?" I know. #DAYS

 

Abby hugs Daniel. With her track record with older men, I'm surprised she didn't drag him into the supply closet. #DAYS

Hopping Around

If Gabi was a smart phone, she'd have a hand crank. #DAYS

 

Gabi says Rafe can't beat Nick up every time he finds them together.  I suppose every other time would suffice. #DAYS

 

Rafe apologizes for the fight he had with Nick. Translation: for blindsiding Nick with a sucker punch. #DAYS

 

So Giselle Van Hopper dumped her husband.  Apparently Mr. Van Hopper was hopping around, so to speak. #DAYS

 

So, Mrs. Van Hopper can't be generous to the church unless she has a date? Now, there's a real humanitarian for you. #DAYS

Sharp As A Tack

Will says for once it wasn't Nick who did something illegal. Rafe figures it was someone else. Sharp as a tack, isn't he? #DAYS

 

Jennifer says Brady has an incredibly good heart. It makes up for his incredibly drug-saturated brain. #DAYS

 

Rafe says Gabi doesn't have any senses to come to. Maybe Rafe has come to his senses. #DAYS

 

Brady tells Jennifer their conversation should go off the record.  Jennifer must've thought he said off the rails. #DAYS

Blushing

Abby wonders why JJ is blushing. Maybe he found out what she's been up to with EJ. #DAYS

 

Theresa whines they're blaming her for every crime in the book. Maybe she knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried. #DAYS

 

I am completely gobsmacked that Jennifer would even speak to Aiden. Then again, she's not the sharpest knife in the drawer. #DAYS

 

Abigail's badgering JJ about Paige is why men think women should come with a mute button. #DAYS

Sofa Sex

Sami thinks a fit mother doesn't have sofa sex with her kid around. Ask Will who he caught having sofa sex with EJ. #DAYS

 

Rafe sucker-punches Nick.  Lucas better come out swinging or he'll lose his title as the Salem sucker-punch champion. #DAYS

 

Rafe's favorite Bible verse, Isaiah 1:18: "Come, let us reason together." Rafe "reasons" differences by duking it out. #DAYS

 

Liam's not sure what Nicole is getting at. Nicole isn't sure what Liam is getting at. They're getting at my last nerve is what. #DAYS

She's Been Around The Block A Few Times

EJ says he does nothing to control Sami. That's right. She shoots whom she wants when she wants where she wants. #DAYS

 

Liam: When Nicole asked what you were doing there, "none of your business" would have been better than your wild-ass story. #DAYS

 

Sami says she's been around the block a few times.  She must live on a block the size of Texas. #DAYS

 

Sami: "You're not listening to me." Gabi: "You're not listening to me." Pardon me, but I'm not listening to either of them. #DAYS

 

So Theresa and Eric are what... cousins? It's tough to untangle the Gordian Knot of Salem family relationships. #DAYS

A Perfect Uchi Mata

I think it would have been cool if Chase had pulled a few Judo moves on the creep who attacked him. Or, better yet, Ciara. #DAYS

 

Dan's scheduled a double-bypass. At Salem Hospital that means bypassing two patients to take the day off. #DAYS

 

Ciara says she did a perfect Uchi Mata. If Nicole had said that I'd think it was from the Kama Sutra. #DAYS

 

The only way Eric and Nicole will spend the rest of their lives together is if they're killed in a car crash on their honeymoon. #DAYS