The Woman With Hourly Rates

Did you notice the sign says Salem U was founded in 1965? They've been watching #DAYS in the student center since the very beginning.

 

JJ's in a slump. He had to beg to get a gal to pretend she's hooking up with him. #DAYS

 

Rafe to Jordan: "Just checkin' in." Translation: "Just sniffin' around." #DAYS

 

Rafe to Kate: "If it isn't the woman of the hour." Or the woman with hourly rates. #DAYS

The Apple Falls Not Far From The Tree

Will: A cheating slut. Sami: A cheating slut. The apple falls not far from the tree. #DAYS

 

Hope and Aiden... back in Salem sans the blood and implements of destruction. #DAYS

 

Rafe wonders when Jordan will see Chad for the creep he is. Longer than it took her to figure out what a creep Rafe was. #DAYS

 

Dang. There for a minute I thought Jordan might beat Chad up worse than Ben did. #DAYS

The Maltese Elephant

Nicole has stopped groveling after Daniel and has Melanie groveling for her. #DAYS

 

Eric wants to know the reason Serena wants the elephant. She's a woman, Eric, reason has nothing to do with it. #DAYS

 

Theresa wonders if she and Brady could start again. Dream on, sister, Melanie isn't the type of gal who shares her toys. #DAYS

 

Am I the only one who can't read those damn teensy little phone messages when they show them? #DAYS

 

And there you have it... the Maltese Elephant's name is Fred. Somehow I expected something more elegant. #DAYS

Googling Someone Is Really Hard

Melanie wants the dirt.  She's certainly  in the right town. If it ain't dirt, it ain't Salem. #DAYS

 

Nicole to Melanie: "No... no, no, no, no, no." No matter how many times you say it, Melanie doesn't know what it means. #DAYS

 

Eve: "You don't have a clue." Jennifer: "Why don't you give me one?" Because you'd waste it, Jennifer." #DAYS

 

Nicole: "If this were easy Melanie wouldn't need me." Oh, yeah, Googling someone is really hard. #DAYS

What Every Gal Wants

There's a new book out about the May-December affairs of Lucas & Adrienne, Rafe & Kate, Eve & JJ: Fifty Shades of Grey Hair. #DAYS

 

Jennifer wonders why Paige is there.  She's a glutton for punishment. JJ, on the other hand seems to be a glutton for something else. #DAYS

 

Sonny accuses. Will denies. Sonny tells him Paul admitted it. BUS-TED! #DAYS

 

JJ tells Eve there is no way they're going to stop their affair. Just what every gal wants... a commitment. #DAYS

Moral Support And A Pair Of Lips

Big bad Rafe is really sucking up to Victor. If he gets fired from another job it would make the Guinness Book of World Records. #DAYS

 

Serena says she & Eric are stuck in neutral. Eric throws it into high gear. #DAYS

 

Lucas says he just gave Adrienne a little moral support... and a pair of lips. #DAYS

 

#DOOL has the same lame story lines for gays that it does for straight people.  Now that's equality. #DAYS

K-I-L-L-I-N-G

Serena says Nicole has a "positive genius." Pretty good for someone who's neither positive nor a genius. #DAYS

 

Theresa orders Brady, "Don't you dare walk away from me." She's right, Brady... run. #DAYS

 

Sonny says fights with Victor are memorable. They are if you survive, that is. #DAYS

 

Aiden's with Hope sittin' in a tree, K-I-L-L-I-N-G. #DAYS