Monday, November 23, 2020

Two Pit Bulls Attacking A Bunny

Xander: "Claire's nuts." Xander offers Charlie a little Claire-ity about
his new girlfriend. #DAYS

Jan says she's not carrying a torch for Shawn. She's not… it's a
bonfire. #DAYS

Jan: "We both had a man who didn't want Phillip and we lost our minds."
Yeah, haven't found them yet, either. #DAYS

Jan: "I've never figured out why people spend a gazillion dollars on a
wedding." Hmmm… maybe Jan is in fact sane after all. #DAYS

Shawn invites Phillip to the wedding. Whenever Shawn walks into a room
the collective IQ drops precipitously. #DAYS

Xander: "If you see so much as a decimal point out of place I want to
know about it." Charlie: "What if Phillip uses floating point math?"
#ForNerdsOnly #DAYS

Scenes we'd like to see: Both Jan and Phillip show up at Shawn and
Belle's wedding and sit in the back of the room making out. #DAYS

I've finally got Charlie figured out: He's a eunuch. #DAYS

Shawn and John gang up on Charlie. It's like two Pit Bulls attacking a
bunny. #DAYS

Julie: "I've discovered co-ed baby showers are all the rage." It's true.
They're all attended by women and gay men. #DAYS

The minute they find Belle, the wedding will be annulled. Of course, Jan
didn't think of that since her brain has been replaced by the rock she
fell on. #DAYS

It would save a lot of time if Jan's wedding dress could be converted
into a straight jacket. #DAYS

Thursday, November 19, 2020

Horndogs

 

 

Wednesday, November 18, 2020

Kate's Bedroom

Chad asks Jake: "What have you been up to." For one thing, Kate's
bedroom. #DAYS

Shin promotes Jake from cycle shop monkey to Vice president. So
realistic. #DAYS

Tuesday, November 17, 2020

Born A Bad Girl

Both Abe and Eli say they hate lying to Lani. Apparently not as much as
they hate her wrath. #DAYS

Tripp insists he did not rape Allie, while they continue to ignore the
elephant in the room… or, rather, the baby in the next room. #DAYS

Allie: "Tripp didn't yell or anything… I almost started to believe him."
They'll probably be engaged pretty soon. #DAYS

Eli: "I've started the ball rolling about the baby shower." Lani: "There
isn't going to be a baby shower. I've decided not to have the babies." #DAYS

All her visitors just waltz in to see Kristen. Statesville must be the
only prison in the country with an open-door policy. #DAYS

Kate: "I was born a bad girl." Yeah, the same year as Jake's mother. #DAYS

Abby: "Are you going to give me the silent treatment for falling asleep
in Jake's lap?" Chad: "No. That calls for a spanking." #DAYS

Eli: "We should work this out." Lani: "No. No more words. You put the
"lie" in Eli." #DAYS

Friday, November 13, 2020

Ground Zero For The Zombie Apocalypse

Xander and Sarah need to cool it. In Salem it's a felony for a husband
and wife to work together. #DAYS

Ava! Yet another dead person appears, proving Salem is ground zero for
the Zombie Apocalypse. #DAYS

Eli and Abe fumble around to tell Lani what they were planning and come
up with a surprise baby shower. Lani sees right through it. Guys
throwing a baby show is less likely than your dog throwing a welcoming
party for your new cat. #DAYS

Thursday, November 12, 2020

REEEEE-JECTED

Kate and Jake negotiate having sex again. It's not the first time Kate
has negotiated sex. She's an old pro at it… literally. #DAYS

Charlie stands and stares at Claire and Theo sucking face. I was almost
surprised the flowers didn't wilt as he watched. #DAYS

Claire: "Maybe we should try again." Theo: "I don't think it would
work." REEEEE-JECTED. #DAYS

Claire to Theo: "I think we should try again." "I'll move to South
Africa." "You're seeing someone?" "Is it serious?" "I'll wind up an old
maid." I think the words "desperate" and "needy" might apply. #DAYS

Claire: "I don't know if this is a good time for me to start a
relationship." Five minutes ago you were whining about becoming an old
maid. #Whiplash #DAYS

Charlie ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer and unfortunately he's
the only knife in the drawer. #DAYS

Clearly, Sarah is going to be the brains in her collaboration with
Xander. #DAYS

Wednesday, November 11, 2020

The Last Fling

Kate could start a brothel there and call it the "Last Fling." #DAYS

 

The Salem Town Pump

Kate retains her title as the Salem Town Pump. #DAYS

 

Sex Offenses For Dummies

Xander's latest book, "Sex Offenses For Dummies," will be released in time for Christmas. #DAYS

 


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