Kristan Alfonso Earrings

If Orpheus provides routing an account numbers how is the bank account untraceable?" #DAYS

 

Marlena to Theo: "Your dad is strong and in good condition." Except for that bullet that exploded in his body. #DAYS

 

"Hope explodes: "DAMMIT, RAFE, LET IT GO!" As she rips off his nads and turns them" into a pair of Kristan Alfonso earrings. #DAYS

 

Patch: "I've gotta get to my boy!!" Use Claire as a shield. #DAYS

Sanity Prevails!

 

Don't Bogart That Gal

♫Don't Bogart that gal, my friend...

♪ Pass her over to me...♫

No Time For Selfies

 

The Prevuze Dofus Of The Year Award

Oh, goodie. Flashbacks to scenes we just saw. Because the writers think that we, like them, have no memory. #DAYS

 

Claire wins the Prevuze Doofus Of The Year (DOTY) award, and if they kill her she gets upgraded to a Darwin Award. #DAYS

 

Theo: "I don't know what would happen if anything happened to Claire." I do… the average IQ of the world would go up significantly. #DAYS

The Bat Signal For Booty Calls

Paul, let Claire go! We need her out of the gene pool. #DAYS

 

Paul stays with Claire. Sonny wonders if he's "babysitting." An insult to babies everywhere. #DAYS

 

Oooo! Oooo! JJ has candles lit for Gabi when she returns. Candles: They're like the "Bat Signal" for booty calls. #DAYS

 

The Butterfly Tattoo On Her Butt

Brady tells Nicole they shouldn't be in the Square with killers loose. Let them kill all the extras milling around there. #DAYS

 

Kate: "GASP! OMG, HE'S BACK!" If you thought that was Clyde, hand in your #DOOL card, put on a dunce cap and go sit in the corner. #DAYS

 

Exactly how did Deimos establish the probability of sexual contact with Chloe – by describing the butterfly tattoo on her butt? #DAYS

 

Trapped In The Panic Room

 

Always In The Dark

The lights go out in Salem. Everyone notices except Rafe — He's always in the dark. #DAYS

 

If power is out in the panic room where is the light coming from? If there is backup lighting, how come it doesn't work on the locks? #DAYS

 

The good news: Chad and Gabi have all the amenities in the panic room. The bad news: Except a bathroom. #DAYS

 

Chad and Gabi are acting like they're hotter than Nicole and Eric were when they were trapped in the hospital furnace. #DAYS

The Three Brusqueteers

The Three Brusuqeteers would be better off if they just split up and got outta Dodge. #DAYS

 

If Hope had opened the door and blown the flower delivery guy away.  Yeah, that would have been great. #DAYS

 

With half of Salem holed-up if you're not a target this would be a great time to get out and get some of your Christmas shopping done. #DAYS

 

Heartless

 

Totally Curious And Totally Caca

 

God Only Gave Him A One-Story Building

Maggie! On crutches! Walking again! It's a miracle! Just like in 1972! #DAYS

 

They're taking Parker to a Broadway show? He's either been SORASed to 20 or he'll be bored to death. #DAYS

 

Xander: "I've got plenty going on upstairs." Unfortunately for Xander, God only gave him a one-story building. #DAYS