Just Ask Trent Robbins

When the mugger turns out not to be EJ, Gabi's going to feel awfully stupid.  She's used to it, though. #DAYS

 

Will wonders if Nick is capable of violence. Just ask Trent Robbins. #DAYS

 

We got more Bible quotes in the pub today than in Eric's last High Mass. #DAYS

 

Jensen dumps his bouquet in the waste basket. As much as flowers cost these days that could practically pay Rafe's hospital bill. #DAYS

Her Whole Harem

Seriously, this thing between John & Marlena may be the most contrived breakup in the history of drama. Bad drama at that. #DAYS

 

With EJ and Lucas parading through to see Rafe, Sami's just about got her whole harem in one place. #DAYS

 

Marlena says she fell in love with a man of action, a man who did things. Right. Then she left Roman and hooked up with John. #DAYS

 

John, Marlena and Kristin all together.  If Brady had walked in 2 minutes earlier, that would have made a great cage match. #DAYS

Tiny Gamer Attention Span

Jennifer wants JJ's undivided attention. With his tiny gamer attention span, I'm surprised he can divide it at all. #DAYS

 

In today's episode, we found out JJ was dealing drugs.  Who does he think he is, Dylan Patton? #DAYS

 

St. Albans is a zero-tolerance school.  If they accepted JJ, they must also be a zero-IQ school. #DAYS

 

Jennifer's uber-low-cut dress isn't revealing any heart transplant scar. That Daniel sure is a miracle surgeon. #DAYS

Close To The Vest

Uh-oh. We began the show today with Sonny and Will ganging up on Nick – straight-bashing. #DAYS

 

Kate blurts out that she and Rafe were lovers. Stefano didn't know. Way to play it close to the vest, Kate. #DAYS

 

"If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs... you are not Gabi. " New version of "If" by Rudyard Kipling. #DAYS

 

Kayla says Rafe's brain is swelling.  It's almost the size of a grape now. #DAYS

Very Gifted

EJ's concerned about Sami having a gun because of the children. The writers seem to have forgotten about Sami giving him a brainectomy #DAYS

 

when the mugger cracked Rafe's head open the hissing sound you heard was the air rushing into the vacuum. #DAYS

 

Kayla tells Abe Cameron is very gifted.  I'm sure she thinks he's a good doctor, too. #DAYS

 

What was Kate doing in that sleazy alley? She got nostalgic and decided to check out her old street corner. #DAYS

A Flotation Device And Emergency Beacon

The real reason Johnny liked living with Rafe: it was nice to have someone around he could outsmart. #DAYS

 

Sami's upset because EJ won't let her do something. I'll bet there's something she won't let him do if he doesn't straighten up. #DAYS

 

Fashion note: If Caroline's plane ever goes down her iridescent vest can serve as a flotation device AND emergency beacon. #DAYS

 

So, before EJ heads for the pub he slugs down more bourbon.  That'll help him concentrate on the drive over, I'm sure. #DAYS

Totally Wackadoodle

I realize Nick is totally wackadoodle but when it came to wanting Sami to return his money he had a point. #DAYS

 

Kristin doesn't want Brady to see her wedding things before the big day.  Why not? He's certainly seen everything else she's got. #DAYS

 

JJ's roommate got busted for selling pot. Maybe JJ isn't telling Jen he couldn't smoke it fast enough to get rid of the evidence. #DAYS

 

I can't believe Rafe was so dense he didn't see Nick objected to Will because he's gay. Oh, wait, that's right. It's Rafe. #DAYS