Friday, September 30, 2016

Kristan Alfonso Earrings

If Orpheus provides routing an account numbers how is the bank account untraceable?" #DAYS
Marlena to Theo: "Your dad is strong and in good condition." Except for that bullet that exploded in his body. #DAYS
"Hope explodes: "DAMMIT, RAFE, LET IT GO!" As she rips off his nads and turns them" into a pair of Kristan Alfonso earrings. #DAYS
Patch: "I've gotta get to my boy!!" Use Claire as a shield. #DAYS

Sanity Prevails!


Thursday, September 29, 2016

Don't Bogart That Gal

Don't Bogart that gal, my friend...

Pass her over to me...

No Time For Selfies


The Prevuze Dofus Of The Year Award

Oh, goodie. Flashbacks to scenes we just saw. Because the writers think that we, like them, have no memory. #DAYS
Claire wins the Prevuze Doofus Of The Year (DOTY) award, and if they kill her she gets upgraded to a Darwin Award. #DAYS
Theo: "I don't know what would happen if anything happened to Claire." I do… the average IQ of the world would go up significantly. #DAYS

Wednesday, September 28, 2016

The Bat Signal For Booty Calls

Paul, let Claire go! We need her out of the gene pool. #DAYS
Paul stays with Claire. Sonny wonders if he's "babysitting." An insult to babies everywhere. #DAYS
Oooo! Oooo! JJ has candles lit for Gabi when she returns. Candles: They're like the "Bat Signal" for booty calls. #DAYS

Friday, September 23, 2016

The Butterfly Tattoo On Her Butt

Brady tells Nicole they shouldn't be in the Square with killers loose. Let them kill all the extras milling around there. #DAYS
Kate: "GASP! OMG, HE'S BACK!" If you thought that was Clyde, hand in your #DOOL card, put on a dunce cap and go sit in the corner. #DAYS
Exactly how did Deimos establish the probability of sexual contact with Chloe – by describing the butterfly tattoo on her butt? #DAYS

Thursday, September 22, 2016

Trapped In The Panic Room


Always In The Dark

The lights go out in Salem. Everyone notices except Rafe — He's always in the dark. #DAYS
If power is out in the panic room where is the light coming from? If there is backup lighting, how come it doesn't work on the locks? #DAYS
The good news: Chad and Gabi have all the amenities in the panic room. The bad news: Except a bathroom. #DAYS
Chad and Gabi are acting like they're hotter than Nicole and Eric were when they were trapped in the hospital furnace. #DAYS

Wednesday, September 21, 2016

The Three Brusqueteers

The Three Brusuqeteers would be better off if they just split up and got outta Dodge. #DAYS
If Hope had opened the door and blown the flower delivery guy away.  Yeah, that would have been great. #DAYS
With half of Salem holed-up if you're not a target this would be a great time to get out and get some of your Christmas shopping done. #DAYS



Totally Curious And Totally Caca


Monday, September 19, 2016

God Only Gave Him A One-Story Building

Maggie! On crutches! Walking again! It's a miracle! Just like in 1972! #DAYS
They're taking Parker to a Broadway show? He's either been SORASed to 20 or he'll be bored to death. #DAYS
Xander: "I've got plenty going on upstairs." Unfortunately for Xander, God only gave him a one-story building. #DAYS

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