Friday, November 27, 2015

My #BlackFriday Adventure

9:00 PM: I'm camped out at Walmart and will be tweeting my adventures through the night.
10:00 PM: Temperature falling. The rain is cold & steady. Hole in the roof of my tent isn't too big, letting a nice breeze come through.
11:00 PM: Gust of wind ripped bigger hole in tent. Temp now 33°. Would go in and buy a repair kit, but doors are locked. .
Midnight: Tent collapsed. I thought they only had monsoons in warm weather.
1:00 AM: Spent an hour in line at the porta-potties. Now I can take that experience off my bucket list.
2:00 AM: Temperature 26°. Can't feel my fingers or my toes... which is good because the rest of me is f*cking freezing. .
3:00 AM: Store management is passing out coffee. I didn't take any. I never want to see those porta-potties again. Temp 23.
4:00 AM: The puddle I'm standing in is starting to ice over.
5:00 AM: If I was home in a warm bed right now I'd be missing all the fun. And the cold. And the rain. And those little brats behind me.
6:00 AM: Finally! Doors are open. Two women ahead of me had a big fight over who gets the last electric scooter.
6:15 AM: Made it to TV dept. 55 inch flat screen for $199 already sold out—Got a 32 inch for the same price. Can't go home empty handed.
6:30 AM: Found a great deal on paint—Nothing to do with Christmas but I can't pass this up. Wish I needed paint. Never hurts to stock up
6:45 AM: My cart is loaded and I'm headed for checkout. Line looks to be about an hour long.
7:30 AM: Uh-oh... credit card rejected.  They really get nasty if you don't pay your bill.
7:45 AM: Had enough cash to pay for a pack of gum and that tent repair kit. 
8:00 AM: Damn that was fun. Can't wait till next year.
8:30 AM: Now back at the Prevuze Compound celebrating with a little turkey... Wild Turkey, that is.

Thanksgiving Feasts

Wednesday, November 25, 2015


Cooties: a highly contagious STD.  JJ's cooties: covering Eve's bedroom like white on rice.

Tuesday, November 24, 2015


Where Bo Is Going

All dogs may go to heaven, but some people go elsewhere.

Bo Brady Begone Blues

Chad hunts Abby. John hunts Sami. Tense music plays, so we'll know the situation is... you know... tense. #DAYS
Victor decides to follow Bo's wishes and go look after Caroline.  Just what Maggie wanted to hear. #DAYS
Patch's harmonica bellows the Bo Brady Begone Blues. #DAYS

Bo And Hope: The Final Selfie

Monday, November 23, 2015

The Grim Reaper Calls For Bo


Don't Just Do Something, Stand There

Caroline says Roman and Shawn sound like twins.  Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dumb. #DAYS
The way Chad keeps flashing back to the time Ben beat him up, you'd think he enjoyed it. #DAYS
The way Hope was flinging the sapling around it almost didn't live much longer than Bo. #DAYS
With Ben's back turned, why didn't the nurse konk him? Because the Salem women's credo is "don't just do something, stand there." #DAYS

Saturday, November 21, 2015

Bo Gives Hope To Rafe

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, you really saw it.  Bo gave Hope to Rafe.  You'd think a show whose viewer demographic is mainly women would get a clue.  It's not Days Of Our Lives, it's Malaise Of Our Wives.  On the next episode Salem women burn their bras and fight for the right to vote.

Here is it in all its glory gory.(Sorry about the sound being out of sync).


Friday, November 20, 2015

Bleeding Heart Pansies


Bo's Death — Just A Bit Too Sudden


A Bag O' Dog Poop

Bo tells Hope their future is in the burlap sack. Given his prognosis, that could've been a bag o' dog poop. #DAYS
Oh, no! An oak tree we're going to have to have tear-jerking flashbacks from for years to come. #DAYS
Bo tells Hope he never thought he'd find a gal who could make him so happy. But then he found Billie... and Carly. #DAYS

Thursday, November 19, 2015


Chad screams into the phone: "My name is D-I-M-E-R-A." Translation: The name of whomever he's talking to is M-U-D." #DAYS
Kayla cuts things off with Patch to go to Bo's surprise party. Steve's surprise is the little party he had planned ain't gonna happen. #DAYS
Ben assures Abby: "We're in this together." Right. Together with one watching while the other goes through childbirth. #DAYS

Bo's Generosity


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