Thursday, January 18, 2018


Maybe Stefan would have better luck with Abby if he had a shower in his office.


My Têtes Are Bigger Than Your Têtes

John to Marlena: "You never do anything against your better judgment."
Conference table sex excluded? #DAYS

If they don't what Doug's Place, Roman and Anna could go to Chez Rouge
or the Cheatin' Heart. They're real places, right? Not sets that have
been long torn down?  #DAYS

Scenes we'd like to see: Anna and Roman hit the sheets and Anna
sprinkles Tony's ashes over the bed. #DAYS

Be careful, Roman. You're writing your own ticket back to the monastery.

Vivian: "I want to have a little tête-à-tête with you." Gabi: "I'll win.
My têtes are bigger than your  têtes." #DAYS

Wednesday, January 17, 2018


Vivian accuses Stefan of being smitten with Abigail. OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE!

Stefan: "The Godfather is fiction." Well, I'm glad we have the reality
of Days of Our Lives to fall back on. #DAYS

JJ: "Police work isn't for me." Abe: "Walking and chewing gum at the
same time isn't for you." #DAYS

Tuesday, January 16, 2018

A Spare Clue

Wow. Eli sure has a good memory, doesn't he? #DAYS

Are there any viewers out there who have a spare clue laying around? 
Please give it to JJ because he really needs one. #DAYS

Abby's traded in her Cinnabon hair topknot for an upside-down dreidel. 
Not as effective. #DAYS

JJ: "The future is looking very bright." When it comes to JJ, the future
is the only thing looking bright. #DAYS

Monday, January 15, 2018

A Good Time

Roman: "Right now Anna and I are just having a good time." Translation:
He's banging her like a screen door in a hurricane." #DAYS

JJ to Lani: "I will be a great dad to our baby." Key word: "our." #DAYS

I think they're waiting for May sweeps for Lani to tell JJ her baby
isn't his kid. #DAYS

Friday, January 12, 2018

More Dense Than A Platinum Brick On Jupiter

Doorbell rings. Eve thinks it's the pest control guy. It's Vivian
instead. Another job for the pest control guy. #DAYS

JJ hasn't been with Lani since November.  Finds out she's pregnant but
not showing: "I can't believe I'm going to be a dad." He's not going to
be a mathematician, either. #DAYS

Abby says a person's environment has a lot to do with the way they turn
out. If that's true Abby must have grown up in an insane asylum and gone
to a school for pyromaniacs. #DAYS

JJ doesn't get it. He still thinks the kid is his. He's more dense than
a platinum brick on Jupiter. #DAYS

Miracle Cure


Thursday, January 11, 2018

He Wasn't Firing Blanks

Guy Manual advice for Eli: "When you think she 'looks like she's got
something going on' and she gives you that thousand-yard blank stare,
you can start calling yourself 'Daddy.'" #DAYS

Eli to Lani: "Sleeping together on Christmas eve was a mistake." You
have no idea. #DAYS

Get a clue, Eli. What Lani is trying to tell you is you weren't firing
blanks, buddy. #DAYS

Wednesday, January 10, 2018

Rafe's Ass Is Grass

Coming to a soap opera near you…

Working Under Your Ex-Boyfriend

Patch (on phone): "Just hang in there, Joe." Perhaps a bad thing to say to someone imprisoned for murder.  #DAYS


Abby to half-nekkid Chad: "Best view I've seen in a while." But not the only one. #DAYS


Stefan: "I think your lack of enthusiasm is because you're no longer working under your ex-boyfriend." So to speak. #DAYS


Lani tells Kayla she and JJ haven't been together since November: "This baby is not JJ's." I think Kayla had probably figured that out. They teach that kind of thing in med school. #DAYS


Vivian: "Husband = Manservent." Husbands everywhere were way ahead of her on that one. #DAYS


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