Attention, Red Carpets And Glory

Next on #DOOL — Chloe: "We both deserve a second chance at love." Eve: "I think for both of us the second chance came around years ago." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Tripp: "Let Claire have the attention, the red carpets and the glory." Ciara: "What do I have?" Tripp: "Me." Claire: "I'll take the attention, red carpets and glory." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Miguel: "I'm a huge fan of Chloe Lane." Julie: "That makes one of us." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Eli: "When it comes to having a baby, we're both rookies." Lani: "Yes, and nine months from now, you'll still be a rookie." #DAYS

A Proud, Card-Carying Charter Member

Protip for Wyatt and Ciara: Real bikers leave their helmets with the bike. #DAYS

Patch is blind, Gabigail. You could just sneak off. #DAYS

Claire whines that no one cares that she won the New Face of Bella Contest. I'm a proud, card-carrying, charter member of that club. #DAYS

Fake Blood Shortage

BULLETIN: Recording of many Hollywood dramas has been suspended due to the fake blood shortage created by yesterday's episode of #DAYS.

 

The Psycho Scale

Hope gives Rafe the "hands that have touched Sami shall never touch me" look. #DAYS

Sonny tells Will that Clyde is a total psycho. On the psycho scale, I'd say Clyde isn't as far gone as his son Ben. #DAYS

Did you ever notice how all the Weight-Watchers commercials show people shoveling in food like they haven't eaten in weeks? Maybe it's a trick to get people to gorge themselves so they will get more customers. #DAYS

It's What You Think

Vivian works Stefan by telling him Abby will be locked away forever and he'll never see her or Gabby again. Frightening words for Stefan… music to my ears. #DAYS

Gabigail tells Kate: "It's not what you think." Protip: Whenever someone says, "It's not what you think," it's probably what you think. #DAYS

Once again, #DOOL characters are trapped in a place without a bathroom. Salem is the burst-bladder capital of the world. #DAYS

Barney

I can certainly understand Brady's obsession with Eve since she's the only woman on the face of the earth. #DAYS

Claire thinks being the New Face of Bella is the greatest honor ever. Let's see… yes… it's the New Face of Bella followed by the Congressional Medal of Honor. #DAYS

Brady to Eve: "I want you. You want me." Now I've got the "Barney Song" running through my head. #DAYS

So Excited

I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THE RESULTS OF THE NEW FACE OF BELLA CONTEST I COULD JUST… uh oh. I have to go change my pants. #DAYS

Maggie is happy Brady thinks outside of the box. I sure hope so because he doesn't do much thinking anywhere else. #DAYS

Keeps Her Promise

Chad thinks Stefan may have brainwashed Abby. If he did he forgot to use the gentle cycle and everything shrunk. #DAYS

Chad: "Hope looked for the dark-haired woman in Hong Kong but didn't find here." I don't get it. Only 99% of the women in Hong Kong have dark hair and it's such a small place. #DAYS

Jennifer keeps her promise to drop the conversation about Hope and Rafe, right up until she brings it up again. #DAYS