Monday, March 18, 2024

I Hate To See You Leave But I Love To Watch You Go

Sloan storms out on Eric. She's wearing one of those "I hate to see you leave but I love to watch you go" dresses. #DAYS

EJ to Stefan: "Starting over builds character." Starting over in North Korea is probably a bit more character than Stefan wants to build. #DAYS

Ava to Harris: "You can't go running around like some kind of action hero." Looks like Harris is about to get action of another kind. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Eric: "I want you to be Jude's Godfather." Brady: "No way." Eric: "Sorry but that was an offer you can't refuse." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Steve: "We had to save Tripp and Wendy and it went bad because I put my trust in Ava." Marlena: "Tripp wouldn't even have been here if you didn't put something else in Ava." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Harris and Ava romp. Ava: "This isn't exactly what the doctor meant when he said you should have bed rest." Harris: "This is exactly what the doctor ordered… I finally got the right doctor." #DAYS

Friday, March 15, 2024

A Contumacious Little Brat

Holly is being a contumacious little brat. That was your "word of the day." #DAYS

EJ: "When you break the law there are consequences." He's broken the law enough to know. #DAYS

Nicole: "Are you hungry? Can I bring you something?" Holly: "Bring me a grilled cheese sandwich." Bring a paddle, too. That might help the little snot straighten up. #DAYS

Tuesday, March 12, 2024

Eau de Strumpet

Next on #DOOL — Tripp: "Just tell them they were your drugs. Why can't you tell the truth?" Holly: "Because I'm a teenage girl." #DAYS

Brady says he has a medical question for Sarah, "It's about comas." They don't call them comas any more. They call it the Jan Spears Syndrome. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Brady: "Can a coma affect a person's memory?" Sarah: "Coming out of a coma a person's memories can come back quickly, gradually, or not at all." Brady: "Yeah, I read that online." Sarah: "Then why did you waste my time by asking me."

Rafe: "WENDY'S GOT A PULSE!" Then she's qualified to write for #DOOL. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Ava: "How did you know it was me when I came in the room?" Tripp: "Because of the perfume you wear – Eau de Strumpet." #DAYS

Ava… Steve… Tripp… Such a lovely family. Ava raping Steve sure turned out great, didn't it? #DAYS

Monday, March 11, 2024

Non-Artificial-Dumbassedness

If Wendy and Tripp get out of this, I may send my henchmen to do away with them. #DAYS

The Tripp-Wendy scenes and the Abe-Paulina-Lexie scenes were not written by Artificial Intelligence. They were written by Non-Artificial-Dumbassedness. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Holly: "Tate… Tate… Wherefore art thou?" Tate: "What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east and Holly is the sun." #DAYS 

Friday, March 08, 2024

Artificial Intelligence Isn't That Dumb

Next on #DOOL — Brady: "You're saying Holly came out of her coma? Why wouldn't you tell me that?" Nicole: "I just did, bonehead." #DAYS

Everett-Bobby-Stein-Lynch a.k.a. Nick Fallon visits Marlena to try to find out who the heck he really is. #DAYS

Praying for the oxygen in Wendy and Tripp's room to run out very quickly. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Lani: "Is there any way Chanel or I could help you?" Paulina: "Either one of you want to donate a heart?" #DAYS

I wish they would have come up with another way to kill Wendy and Tripp. A quick bullet to the brain and they could have avoided so much misery… for the viewers. #DAYS

In case you're wondering, Artificial Intelligence did not write the script for Wendy and Tripp today. Artificial Intelligence isn't that dumb. #DAYS

Tripp and Wendy declare themselves to be husband and wife. As long as they're trapped in there and have some time they might want to start working on their joint tax return. #DAYS

Tuesday, March 05, 2024

Spy vs. Spy

I don't know about you but Tripp and Wendy's fantasy jaunt through Europe is beginning to wear a bit thin with me. #DAYS


Kate and Roman look like the Mad Magazine male-female version of Spy vs. Spy. #DAYS


Lucas says he is willing to become a monk but draws the line at celibacy. I wonder if he's noticed his little hovel is as void of women as a 1950s college dorm room. #DAYS


Stefano's painting is smaller than it used to be. I guess the memory of him is fading. #DAYS


Julie wants to restore the Horton house to its original condition. Including the leaky plumbing, faulty wiring, and temperamental furnace. #DAYS


If they can bring Lucas books why can't they at least smuggle in a little radio? #DAYS


Wendy and Tripp are sealed in. In typical #DOOL fashion, the woman panics. #DAYS

Monday, March 04, 2024

The Salem Litterbug

Next on #DOOL — Ava: "Do you have any leads?" Rafe: "Yes. We are closing in on the Salem litterbug." Ava: "I meant any leads on who shot Harris." Rafe: "What do you think we are, a real police department?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Paulina: "Do you have any news about a donor?" Marlena: "Yes. After you croak we have a woman downstate who needs your kidneys." #DAYS

Julie to Everett: "I thought you were the arsonist coming back to finish the job." Look around the room, Julie. It looks to me like the job is pretty well finished." #DAYS

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