I post Days of Our Lives previews here a day before the show airs. I find Daze pretty humorous on occasion, so if anything I say here offends you, well, sometimes I just can't help myself. Days Of Our Lives -- Embrace the Lunacy™
Abe tells Lani he took a job with DiMera Enterprises. Lani: "Are you out of your mind?" Abe: "No, I have bills to pay." #DAYS
Kristen isn't positive Ted is dead. She should have ordered Xander to bring her Ted's head on a platter. #DAYS
Kayla tells Jack: "You are walking into unknown territory." That's actually what the sign says that's posted over the front door of Salem Hospital. #DAYS
Jennifer: "Not only am I your constituent I am the mother of your children." A few more constituents like that and Jack could be known as "The Father of Salem." #DAYS
Eric: "We are here to join forever in marriage..." In Salem the word 'forever' refers to anything that lasts more than a microsecond. #DAYS
Kate: "Maggie came to me and was drunk as a skunk." Scientific note: No skunk has ever been observed consuming alcohol. #DAYS
Rex and Sarah's wedding will be declared null and void since they said, "For as long as we both shall live" instead of "For all the Days of our Lives." #DAYS
Eve: "I am just trying to get justice for Paige. She was everything to me." And her boyfriend was also an entertaining distraction. #DAYS
I don't like making predictions but I'll bet even 100 years from now they won't have masks that you can't tell when people are wearing them. Go ahead. Hold me to it. Get back with me in 100 years. #DAYS
When you look "cockamamie" up in the dictionary you'll find a picture of Rex and Sara's wedding in the hospital chapel on their coffee break.
Protip for would-be hit men: When you go to whack someone, just pull the trigger. Don't have a chat with them first. #DAYS
Claire's relationship with Tripp goes south. It has the same effect as Claire getting a reverse exorcism. #DAYS
Ben demands to call his lawyer. Eve: "Sorry, the phone lines are down." Tactical error, Eve. That'll get your case thrown out of court. #DAYS
Ciara to Ben: "I'm your new attorney." Why not? She could probably be as effective as the other ambulance chasers in town. #DAYS
Ciara: "When we were kids Claire and I would help my grandma make cookies." CLAIRE WAS ON A PERMANENT BOAT TRIP WITH HER PARENTS. #DAYS
Caroline was a saint. She only had one adulterous affair. That's a record for Salem. #DAYS
Sonny: "My Uncle Vic… he loved your great grandmother so much." So much they produced a bastard chile. #DAYS
Trivia: Peggy McKay was nominated for an Emmy several times but the only one she won was not for her role as Caroline on #DAYS.
Kate would rather have Kayla relying on science and not the ravings of a madman. Rolf was a raving madman? Heck I didn't know he was a Days Of Our Lives writer. #DAYS
Kate to Marlena: "Will and Sonny deserve to grow old together… you know, like you and John have done." #DAYS
Lucas: "There is nowhere in the world we would rather be right now." I'm guessing Will does not share that sentiment. #DAYS
Will's out of body experience is giving me an out of body experience. #DAYS
Sonny: "I cannot live without you." So maybe if Will dies and that finishes Sonny off maybe they can get a two-for-one discount at the funeral home. #DAYS
Roman: "Will is going to be fine." Thank you Dr. Brady! #DAYS
Gabi: "Arianna doesn't understand death is permanent." After watching #DOOL all these years, I had forgotten that myself. #DAYS
One benefit about Will marrying Sonny then immediately dying would be we don't have to suffer through the drama of their inevitable divorce when Paul comes back. #DAYS
Sonny says some of their friends will be there in spirit. If they don't hurry things along Will is going to be there in spirit. #DAYS
Brady to Xander: "Where did you get the damn diary?" Normally Xander would say "None of your damn business." Instead goodie-two-shoes Xander makes an appearance. #DAYS
Nicole to Ted: " I don't understand how Holly can be alive." If they don't come back from the dead, it isn't #DOOL. #DAYS
Ted wants to tell Hope about Holly. Nicole: "I can't let you do that." And how is she going to stop him? #DAYS
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