Friday, August 01, 2014

Abby The Homewrecker

 

SNARKnado

You've seen #Sharknado. You've seen #Sharknado2. Coming up: the Prevuze SNARKnado. #DAYS
 
Those of you at home watching in your underwear... you have a whole lot more on than JJ and Paige. #DAYS
 
Sami and Kate laugh about their conquest of EJ and Stefano reminding us of the adage 'he who laughs last laughs best.' #DAYS
 
Daniel's escape was so easy Kristin needs to hire a better class of goon. #DAYS
 
Eve says Jennifer won't listen to reason from her.  Doesn't that take some form of ability to reason? #DAYS
 
How did we know Daniel was still alive after Kristin attacked him? She clobbered him with the bucket but he didn't kick it." #DAYS
 
Statistics show the main cause of severe injury in Salem is bumping into people. #DAYS
 
So, Sami gave away EJ's (EJ Wells that is) Formula 1 car. Now, that's hitting below the belt. #DAYS
 
Ben reads Abby's tell-all resignation.  Apparently it should be titled, "Fifty Shades of EJ." #DAYS
 
Eve learns Daniel is Maggie's son and zeros right in on Mags' checkered past. #DAYS

Thursday, July 31, 2014

Artificial Intelligence

Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight, I wish I may, I wish I might, see Sami and Abby in a rockin' cat-fight. #DAYS
 
Sami says Abby is just a notch on EJ's bedpost.  More like a smear on his shower stall wall. #DAYS
 
Kristin says she has AI software, meaning Artificial Intelligence — the only kind of intelligence in Salem. #DAYS
 
Fashion statement: Kristin says she just wants to see Brady in the flesh. Her skirt is so short we're seeing her in the flesh. #DAYS

Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Disregard For Children

Kristin answers the phone, hears Brady's voice and is speechless. First time for everything. #DAYS
 
They're adding a children's wing at Salem Hospital. You mean the good people of Salem actually have that much disregard for children? #DAYS
 
Do people in Salem ever walk across the square without bumping into someone? #DAYS
 
Why is Kayla so upset about firing Abby? Anyone in town would give her a job.  I understand town patron saint is available. #DAYS

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

That Medieval Hall Of Horrors

Sami wants Anne to bring her up to speed on the hospital.  The speed of that medieval hall of horrors is zero. #DAYS
 
When Daniel woke up I'll bet he had a big headache.  Then he looked up, saw Kristin and realized he had an even bigger one. #DAYS
 
EJ tells Sonny he made one stupid mistake. One he got caught at, that is. #DAYS
 
Eve says she has a rare blood type.  Whatever it is, I'm sure it has ice water in it. #DAYS

Monday, July 28, 2014

A Ringing Endorsement

Jennifer wants JJ to break the male code and tell her how he feels. Just talking to Jennifer breaks the male code. #DAYS
 
Eric gives John a blessing.  Tell me again, who is the patron saint of fireplace poker injuries? #DAYS
 
Jenn says her family is better off than ever? JJ sentenced to community service, Jenn dumped by Daniel and Abby the new Salem slut? #DAYS
 
Daniel's going to St. Louis, Kate went to Poplar Bluff. Are these product placement ads by the Missouri Department of Tourism? #DAYS
 
Brady says he & Nicole are still friends, "I'm in no position to be picky." Now there's a ringing endorsement for Nicole's friendship.#DAYS

Friday, July 25, 2014

Eve's Theme Song

Paige asks which blouse Eve likes.  She chooses the one where the buttons are tiny little padlocks. #DAYS
 
#DOOL factoid: John is only 23 years old... if you don't count the time he hasn't spent in comas. #DAYS
 
Victor on the show always brightens my day a little. He doesn't brighten Theresa's, though. #DAYS
 
If you just just can't get enough of it, The hour-long album of Eve's theme song, "Uhhh Ahhh," is available on Amazon.com #DAYS

Thursday, July 24, 2014

A Cupcake Baking Whore

Ciara wonders why Hope's in a hurry to go on vacation. Because she's in a hurry to do something else... or someone else. #DAYS
 
Sami softens then freaks out again. Her emotions are a bigger roller coaster than the Millennium Force at Cedar Point. #DAYS
 
Rafe thinks Kate's revenge might make Stefano do to her what he tried to do to Rafe.  Rafe needs to think that one through. #DAYS
 
Sami calls Abby a cupcake baking whore. Caroline called her a Twinkie. You'd think EJ had sex with Little Debbie. #DAYS
 
EJ, be careful how hard you beg for Samantha to come back to you. She might actually do it. #DAYS

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