Wednesday, April 16, 2014


Abby wonders why JJ is blushing. Maybe he found out what she's been up to with EJ. #DAYS
Theresa whines they're blaming her for every crime in the book. Maybe she knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried. #DAYS
I am completely gobsmacked that Jennifer would even speak to Aiden. Then again, she's not the sharpest knife in the drawer. #DAYS
Abigail's badgering JJ about Paige is why men think women should come with a mute button. #DAYS

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Sofa Sex

Sami thinks a fit mother doesn't have sofa sex with her kid around. Ask Will who he caught having sofa sex with EJ. #DAYS
Rafe sucker-punches Nick.  Lucas better come out swinging or he'll lose his title as the Salem sucker-punch champion. #DAYS
Rafe's favorite Bible verse, Isaiah 1:18: "Come, let us reason together." Rafe "reasons" differences by duking it out. #DAYS
Liam's not sure what Nicole is getting at. Nicole isn't sure what Liam is getting at. They're getting at my last nerve is what. #DAYS

Monday, April 14, 2014

She's Been Around The Block A Few Times

EJ says he does nothing to control Sami. That's right. She shoots whom she wants when she wants where she wants. #DAYS
Liam: When Nicole asked what you were doing there, "none of your business" would have been better than your wild-ass story. #DAYS
Sami says she's been around the block a few times.  She must live on a block the size of Texas. #DAYS
Sami: "You're not listening to me." Gabi: "You're not listening to me." Pardon me, but I'm not listening to either of them. #DAYS
So Theresa and Eric are what... cousins? It's tough to untangle the Gordian Knot of Salem family relationships. #DAYS

Thursday, April 10, 2014

A Perfect Uchi Mata

I think it would have been cool if Chase had pulled a few Judo moves on the creep who attacked him. Or, better yet, Ciara. #DAYS
Dan's scheduled a double-bypass. At Salem Hospital that means bypassing two patients to take the day off. #DAYS
Ciara says she did a perfect Uchi Mata. If Nicole had said that I'd think it was from the Kama Sutra. #DAYS
The only way Eric and Nicole will spend the rest of their lives together is if they're killed in a car crash on their honeymoon. #DAYS

Wednesday, April 09, 2014

One Clue

Sheryl, threatening Kate is like pointing a gun at someone but holding it backwards. #DAYS
Paige's broken phone is ready the next day? That proves #DOOL is fiction. #DAYS
Jordan thinks Rafe makes her life complicated.  I'm not sure Rafe has the bandwidth to complicate anything. #DAYS
Jennifer doesn't think JJ is interested in page. If Jennifer got a clue she'd have... one clue. #DAYS

Tuesday, April 08, 2014

Samanthus Interruptus

Abby tells Paige her mind wandered.  And it obviously never came back. #DAYS
Lucas is riding a runaway freight train to a sexual harassment lawsuit. #DAYS
Lucas and Sheryl start to get busy and... Samanthus Interruptus. #DAYS
The scene where JJ walked out half naked to find Page was as lame as a racehorse with four broken legs. #DAYS

Friday, April 04, 2014


Sami says her wedding with EJ will be a disaster.  Of course it will.  It happens during May sweeps. #DAYS
Eric can't marry Nicole because she has a past. So that thing about God's forgiveness is just a bait-and-switch scheme I guess. #DAYS
Nicole says Sami's the Liz Taylor of Salem. No, Liz wasn't dumb enough to ban a guy like Stefano from her wedding(s). #DAYS
Therady; Gabick; Danifer. We saw more monkey sex in this episode than that @BronxZoosCobra sees all year in the primate exhibit. #DAYS

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