Friday, December 09, 2016

John and Lorena Bobbitt

Apparently in Gabi's mind "giving JJ another chance" entails spending a lot of time with Chad. #DAYS
 
Kate and Eduardo: It has the potential of being the greatest love story since John and Lorena Bobbitt. #DAYS
 
Eduardo says the world is a better place with Kate in it. The world must be in worse shape than I thought. #DAYS

Jade's Arrangement

 

Thursday, December 08, 2016

A Technicality

 

Stefano's Grave

Julie hates to leave Hope in prison, "It's so cold and dirty…" Sounds just like Stefano's grave. #DAYS
 
Nicole wails, "Daniel was so real." He was… for a fictional character, that is. #DAYS
 
Gabi says if she wants a successful business she needs more than one client. Well, award the woman an MBA degree. #DAYS
 
Gabi's not one of those short-attention-span people who can be distracted by a shiny object.  With her it takes a purse. #DAYS

Jade's Priorities

 

The Reunion

 

Wednesday, December 07, 2016

Juvenile, Pathetic and Idiotic

Poor Adrienne has turned into Joe Btfsplk — the L'il Abner character who walked around with a permanent rain cloud overhead. #DAYS
 
Sonny claims his plan was juvenile, pathetic and idiotic. As plans go in Salem that's pretty much par for the course. #DAYS
 
Nancy wonders if Nicole/Deimos is a casual fling. In Salem if it moves from the couch to the bedroom it has to be true love. #DAYS

Tuesday, December 06, 2016

Nuttier Than A Stuckey's Pecan Log

Chad doesn't want to go on a blind date so he asks Gabi. How conveeeeeenient… and fabricated. #DAYS
 
In case you haven't been paying attention, Abigail is nuttier than a Stuckey's Pecan Log. #DAYS
 
In today's episode, the role of the loafing, mooching, good-for-nothing visitor from hell will be played by Jade. #DAYS

Monday, December 05, 2016

Rafe's Plan

 

The Luddite Category

Victor to Ciara: "Your mother's sentencing was a travesty." Yeah, all she did was murder a guy in cold blood. #DAYS
 
Hattie says her trouble started when, "I met this guy." Guys: Trouble for women since Adam met Eve. #DAYS
 
Theo invites Valerie to go Christmas Tree shopping. They must need someone to carry the tree home and set it up.  #DAYS
 
If you think knowing how to do a factory reset makes someone a "technical wizard" you fall into the "Luddite" category. #DAYS

Saturday, December 03, 2016

Leather vs. Chrome

 

Thomas' Prayer

 

Friday, December 02, 2016

Testosterone Filled Events

Marlena doesn't want any more "testosterone filled events." Maybe that's why John left town. #DAYS
 
Marlena tells Kayla she had to break up the fight between Justin and Lucas.  And I'll never forgive her for that. #DAYS

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