Thursday, May 26, 2016

Another Chance To Lose His Dignity

Face it, Hope, Ciara will never live up to your standards. She'll probably never murder a single person. #DAYS
Shawn: "Great sex makes great parenting." Well, in Belle and Shawn's case it just made parents... period. #DAYS
It's amazing Aiden can't win Hope's affection. After all, he only THOUGHT about killing her. #DAYS
Shawn wants another chance. With Belle that would amount to another chance to lose his dignity all over again. #DAYS

Wednesday, May 25, 2016


Belle says she and Shawn aren't back together—But it was one of the most meaningful one-night-stands a gal ever had with her husband. #DAYS
Aiden says Chase lost his way "a little bit." Ask Ciara if she thinks it was just "a little bit." #DAYS
Belle and Shawn might as well have a blinking neon sign above their heads saying, "I had sex with my ex." #DAYS

Tuesday, May 24, 2016

How Jack Spends His Time


Monday, May 23, 2016

Where Will The Debauchery End?

Belle sinks so low she makes a pass at her husband. WHERE WILL THE DEBAUCHERY END? #DAYS
Kate to Nicole: "What are you doing?" Hope to Aiden: "What are you doing?" Me to myself watching #DOOL: "What am I doing?" #DAYS
Belle says she's failed at wifedom, but not at being a dumb wife. #RimShot #DAYS
Belle grovels. Audience weighs in—Gals: "Have some self-respect!" Guys: "Nail her, Shawn! She won't even remember in the morning." #DAYS

Thursday, May 19, 2016

The No-Sex-Before-Marriage Type

Could Nicole be the no-sex-before-marriage-type? Absolutely... except on days when the sun happens to rise in the east. #DAYS
Observation: Guys like Deimos are always cautious and wanting a pre-nup, but don't have the same concern about a pre-romp. #DAYS
Nicole says there is only one way into town. Salem: the hick town with an international airport & direct flights to Europe.

Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Combating The Flu At NBC


Tuesday, May 17, 2016

A Lost Puppy

Brady says he and Theresa had a rocky start to their relationship—And that has changed... how? #DAYS
Maggie says she didn't know summer's father very well. Well enough to have a kid with him, I'd say. #DAYS
Aiden promises he won't pressure Hope. That is, if you don't consider following someone around like a lost puppy pressure. #DAYS
Maggie notes there are many memories Julie would like to forget—Leave it to Maggie to help her remember every excruciating one of them. #DAYS

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