Friday, April 28, 2017

Med School

Jade: "Someday you'll love me as much as I love you." Joey, perhaps this might be a good time to join the French Foreign Legion. #DAYS

Steve: "Are you interested in being a doctor?" Tripp: "Are you interested in paying for med school?" #DAYS

I certainly hope the intruder didn't damage Daniel's heart. It's been through a lot. #DAYS

Thursday, April 27, 2017

The Law Of Unintended Consequences

Joey kicks Jade to the curb. She moves in with Tripp. What's that they
say about the Law of Unintended Consequences? #DAYS

Can't the Mayor just tell the Commissioner to keep Lani away from the
Snake Caper? #DAYS

When you're on the run from the law and a mobster like Deimos, you
shouldn't even go to a hardware store, let alone buy one. #DAYS

Kayla was disappointed Joey didn't go into medicine. Joey's too dumb to
go to the doctor, let alone be one. #DAYS

Wednesday, April 26, 2017


A truly Emmy-worthy performance.

Paved With Good Intentions

#DOOL goes high budget: they ripped up Lani's new fishnet stockings. Do you know how much those things cost? #DAYS
Steve to Jade: "Let's go shopping and get you a few things. My treat." Translation: "My bribe." #DAYS
JJ says Lani shouldn't worry about Snake. Bad advice. His name is "Snake," not "Teddy Bear." #DAYS
Jennifer to Abby: "We're both on the same journey." Yes, and from what I hear the road to there is paved with good intentions. #DAYS

Tuesday, April 25, 2017

Slippery and Deadly

Abby: "You're not going to get weird if we're working together, are you?" JJ's weird no matter who he's working with. #DAYS
Roman: "Snake got his name because he is slippery and deadly." Gee, I figured it was because he was caring and cuddly. #DAYS
Seems like Lani already could use rescuing after protesting to JJ that she's not some helpless gal who needs rescuing. #DAYS

Monday, April 24, 2017

One Of The Many

Maggie: "God granted me the serenity to accept what I can't change." And by 'accept' she means don't be obvious trying to change them #DAYS
Abby has always been a fan of the "big gesture." You know, like setting places on fire when she left them. #DAYS
Brady: "Back in the day I was good at getting you out of your clothes." Nicole: "One of the best." And one of the many. #DAYS

Friday, April 21, 2017


When you look up the definition of 'crazy.' Or 'insane' or 'nuts' or 'wacko' or 'bonkers' or 'demented' or…


Chad and Abby have so much in common. She's certifiably wacko and he must be, too, if he wants her back.  #DAYS
Abby touches Dario's hand.  To her, a sign of friendship. To him, a signal to get her to the Salem Inn. #DAYS
"I respect you too much to take advantage of your pain," says Dario as he desperately tries to take advantage of Abby's pain. #DAYS
Doug to Gabi and Julie: "Ladies, I believe I'll let you two clear the air by yourselves." Coward. #DAYS

Thursday, April 20, 2017

Mississippi 1950

Eli: "How's that coffee?" Gabi: "Cold." Hmmm… kinda like Gabi's response. #DAYS
Eli is interested in Gabi and Julie tells Hope because she's a cop? It's illegal? What is this, Mississippi, 1950? #DAYS
Joey: "Babies aren't glue." Joey shows his first sign of intelligence. #DAYS

John's Quickie

"And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make" ~Lennon & McCartney #DAYS

Tuesday, April 18, 2017

St. Scooter

Gabi: "What happened?" Abby went off the rails, over the edge, around the bend, off her rocker and out to lunch. Normal day for her. #DAYS
Abby: "Call me crazy but…" Oh, Abigail, "crazy" doesn't even begin to say it. #DAYS
What a turnaround! In one evening Scoot the brute becomes St. Scooter. #DAYS

Setting Things On Fire


Monday, April 17, 2017

Insult —> Kiss —> Slap

THE scene from today's show.

More Bats Than A Louisville Slugger Factory

André: "A bride should be allowed cold feet." Maybe, but she should also have a working brain—something Abby lacks. #DAYS
Abby's belfry has more bats than a Louisville Slugger factory. #DAYS
Suddenly Chad… along with thousands of viewers… wishes he had given the whole vial to Gabi. #DAYS
Kate to Gabi: "Do for Chad what Abigail can't." What… have an adult conversation with him? #DAYS

Friday, April 14, 2017

Nuttier Than Squirrel Poop

Abigail Devereaux — nuttier than squirrel poop. #DAYS

The Worst Kind Of Pervert


A Love Manifesto

Kate: "This could be your last chance to find a man you love." If Gabi's like Kate there's a man to love around every corner. #DAYS
André said it well: "She signed his yearbook. That's what kids do." Get a grip, Abby, a yearbook signature isn't a love manifesto. #DAYS
Brady & Nicole have to wait 2 weeks to leave? Yeah, Canada is such a tiny country there is nowhere else to go. #DAYS

Thursday, April 13, 2017

Bad Luck

After continuously rejecting him, now that he's unavailable Kate wants Eduardo more than anything. #DAYS
If seeing the wedding dress before the wedding is bad luck, Chad definitely must've seen the first one Abby wore. #DAYS
Rafe: "It's my job to uphold the law." Except when he's being an accomplice to a murder. #DAYS

A Wolf In Sheep's Clothing


Wednesday, April 12, 2017

Only On A Soap Opera

Ciara to Wyatt: "You're too good to be true." Any normal, happy relationship in Salem would be too good to be true. #DAYS
Claire wants more than a one-night-stand but Theo's on track for a one-lifetime-stand. #DAYS
Dario tells Chad that Abby is the most loving, loyal wife in the world. She wasn't exactly loyal to Ben, even before he freaked out. #DAYS
Only On A Soap: A black guy leads a blindfolded white girl into a hotel and nobody calls the cops. #DAYS



Tuesday, April 11, 2017

Arctic Circle

Jade tells Joey he's about to do something stupid. If she expects something smart from Joey she's in for a long wait. #DAYS
Nicole rejects Brady's advances. Frigid Misty Circle becomes Arctic Circle. #DAYS
Tripp to Jade: "They may have bought you off with this fancy loft…" My garage is fancier than that loft. #DAYS
Is Brady so dense he doesn't realize Scooter will show up whenever he leaves? Oh, yeah… never mind. #DAYS

Women Of Dubious Profession


Eduardo's Arrest;


Monday, April 10, 2017


OMG! Deimos tricked Rafe! That's about as hard as tricking your dog into eating a T-bone steak. #DAYS
Eduardo wants Rafe to look the other way. Come on, Rafe, looking the other way when a crime is committed is your specialty. #DAYS
* * *
Counterfeiting corporate bonds: Inexpensive
Getting Eduardo to do your dirty work: Cheap
Tricking Rafe and Hope: Priceless

Thursday, April 06, 2017

Famous Last Words

Rafe goes on and on about how they shouldn't be bugging Diemos. Being an accomplice to Hope shooting Stefano, however, wasn't a problem for him. #DAYS
Abby to Kate: "Shut the hell up and stay out of our lives." That could become a classic in the "Famous Last Words Encyclopedia." #DAYS
Eduardo: "The day I stop taking risks you should bury me." If he keeps taking risks, they might. #DAYS
The way people keep bumping into each other I figure the entire town of Salem must be about the size of a football field. #DAYS

Wednesday, April 05, 2017


Catch-A-Critter? No doubt #DOOL's name for Pokemon-Go. Don't they know that Pokemon-Go is sooooooooo 2016. #DAYS
Gabi doesn't get how SPD doesn't have rules against dating. JJ reminds her that would also apply to Rafe and Hope. BURN! #DAYS
Morehead? Really? #DAYS
Nicole to Scooter: "You're as bad as the cyber-pervs. If you're wondering, cyber-pervs are the ones who watch #DOOL online. #DAYS
Nicole: "We can't do anything rash." Yeah, and if she sleeps with Scooter she might get one. #DAYS

Misty Circle Does Canada


Tuesday, April 04, 2017

The Wizard Of Bras


A Shot In The Dark

Brady: "We're going to give this a shot." It'll be a shot in the dark if you ask me. #DAYS
Brady: "I'm going to win you over." Shouldn't be too hard. Nicole's been won over, knocked over, run over and passed over before. #DAYS
Future tweet from the Salem Retirement home, 2077: Claire: "Let's go to the Mountain Lodge." Theo: "I don't want to rush things." #DAYS

Monday, April 03, 2017

Seething Hostility

The FBI being assisted by the SPD is like a nuclear physicist being assisted by his dog. #DAYS
The seething hostility between Lani and Eli tells me they'll be dating in no time at all. #DAYS
Chad: "What's wrong?" Abby: "Nothing." Guy Manual translation: "Everything." #DAYS
Next on #DOOL — Eli: "I came to get a lay of the land." Lani: "Excuse me? Did you say 'Land' or 'Lani?" #DAYS

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