Wednesday, May 24, 2017

The blues Brothers Movie

Protip for Brady: Go toward the light, but first make sure the light
isn't coming from the fires of hell. #DAYS

This is so maudlin I feel like I'm already at Brady's funeral. #DAYS

When the cops busted in & pointed their guns I couldn't help but think
of the Blues Brothers Movie end scene. #DAYS

Tuesday, May 23, 2017

It's The Thought That Counts

How To Find True Love

Friday, May 19, 2017

The Curse Of The Amulet

The Mile-High Club

Thursday, May 18, 2017

Pure And Chaste

Lucas' complex brand of logic blames Chloe if Brady dies. I didn't know
Lucas was capable of complex anything.

Dario has been loving Abby "pure and chaste from afar." When they marry
and live together he'd better install a cold shower. #DAYS

Abby: "I've got a lot on my mind." OMG! An atom must've crept into the
vacuum. #DAYS

A Day Without Sunshine

Justin (on phone) "Deimos deposited more money in the Titan account?
Where did it come from?" Uh… Deimos? #DAYS

Rafe: "Apparently it doesn't take much to fry your brain." One episode
of #DOOL usually does it for me. #DAYS

Oh, boy, Abby's in this episode. A day without the Salem Screwball is
like a day without sunshine. #DAYS

Tuesday, May 16, 2017

Nobody's Home

Sonny: "Think what could happen to Arianna." Gabi: "Leave our daughter
out of this." Translation: "If I cared I wouldn't be in Greece in the
first place." #DAYS

Dario: "I have to marry someone." Abby: "You know tons of people. There
must be someone." Abigail Devereaux - Her lights are on but nobody's
home. #DAYS

Gabi: "Abby wants a divorce? She has to think long and hard about that."
Unfortunately, that would require thought. #DAYS

Sunday, May 14, 2017

Illegal Aliens

Well, in Canada Brady & Nicole were, in fact, illegal aliens.

Only Interested In One Thing... Or The Other

Coffee... Tea... Or Me?

It's a cliche, but probably applies here.

Saturday, May 13, 2017

Nicole Thanks Eric

"You are a monster!"

Friday, May 12, 2017

Fake Act

Sonny: "It's my job to stop Deimos." Hmmm... the requirements for
running Basic Black must have changed." #DAYS

Wyatt: "Ciara is really happy with me." No, Ciara is really happy with
the fake act you're putting on. #DAYS

Face it, Nicole, you and Daniel would be divorced by now anyway. #DAYS

Wednesday, May 10, 2017

A Sure Bet

Marlena: If John knew he'd be here in a heartbeat; and a heartbeat may be all Brady has left. #DAYS

It's not a good time to talk to Eli the G-Man, Valerie. He's distracted… his boss was fired yesterday. #DAYS

In a fight Salem gals always cower in a corner, but it's a sure bet they'll always beat the guys at poker, darts, pool, etc. #DAYS

Tuesday, May 09, 2017

Let's Order Pizza

Rafe: "We can stay here or we can do it the easy way." Snake: "This IS the easy way compared to a jail cell. Let's order pizza." #DAYS

Snake: "I'm not good with names." That's obvious. Even his own name ain't so good. #DAYS

Cory's pub bill was $67.83?  That's pretty steep.  He must've had the premium Botulism-free chowdah. #DAYS

Monday, May 08, 2017


Chad: "Don't say my separation from Abby is for the best." Sorry, Chad. It's for the best. Count your blessings. #DAYS

A caged woman… a half naked man… what else could we ask from this episode? #DAYS

Abby: "Do you mind I brought Thomas along?" Dario: "Not at all." Translation: "Drat! She brought the kid." #DAYS


The gang assures Claire she'll be a star.  Hopefully one about to go supernova. #DAYS

If Nicole had grabbed my phone she'd find it has an access code—and yours should too—That's today's cheesy Public Service Announcement #DAYS

Brady longs for an instant family. Just add water. And in Salem the water always comes in the form of tears. #DAYS

Friday, May 05, 2017

Caged Women!

Days Of Our Lives hits a new low; ratings hit a new high.

Thursday, May 04, 2017

With Her Bare Hands

The only way Nicole could kill Xander with her bare hands is if they were holding a Glock 9. #DAYS

Marlena: "Brady's been admitted to the hospital." Eric: "Is he all right?" Yes. He just finds the beds there really comfortable. #DAYS

Tripp: "Did you hate my mother?" Kayla: "She caused me a lot of trouble." Translation: "Yes." #DAYS

Wednesday, May 03, 2017

Big Dreams, Big Money

Next on #DOOL — Hope: "Rafe isn't just a great cop. He's a good man."
Dario: "Yeah, he's a rock… from the neck up." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Dario: "Big dreams, big money." Myron: "If you want
those big dreams you have to give me my big money up front." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Eric: "How do you know you had an allergic reaction?"
Roman: "Jennifer was in the room." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Dario: "Are you going to make an honest man out of
Rafe?" Hope: "He's such a criminal even God couldn't do that." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Valerie: "We don't know what's going on in Lani's
brain." Abe: "It must be something wacky if she's dating JJ." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Hope: "OMG, I just ate the worm out of a bottle of
tequila." Rafe: "That's better than eating the chowdah here in the pub."

Tuesday, May 02, 2017

A Dust Mite

It's Abby's first day on the job and, like mother like daughter, SHE'S NOT At WORK even though everyone else is. #DAYS

Instead of the Chicago Cubs Patch & Joey would bond better at a Kansas City Royals game—The Royals are as dead as Ava but neither Patch nor Joey are responsible for that death. #DAYS

Snake to Lani: "Some things are better off forgotten." Yeah, starting with creeps like him. #DAYS

Joey and Jade combined don't have the IQ of a dust mite. #DAYS

Monday, May 01, 2017

Blood Gusher

Brady bled so much he could have held his own personal Red Cross blood drive.

Niagara Falls

Brady's chest gushes blood.  All I can say is Daniel's heart has sure been through a lot. #DAYS

How do Sonny and Paul know El-Creepo gave them the right address. And come to think of it, why would he? #DAYS

Abby: "I'm not stupid." She's right. Stupid would be a big improvement for her. #DAYS

The way Brady is bleeding out, Niagara Falls just became the second biggest gusher in Canada. #DAYS

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