An "A" Stud

So Marlena has treated 5,000 patients. Treating in is one thing but the real question is how many has she helped? #DAYS

What they didn't tell you was that scene between Marlena and Matt was filmed on a one-story building. #DAYS

Congrats to Marlena Evans-Craig-Bradford-Brady-Black-North-Black-Dimera-Black-Dimera/Johnson-Black on treating 5,000 patients and also for having almost that many marriages. #DAYS

Seth Burns fired Kayla. Maggie fired Alex. And if the #DOOL writers weren't on strike I'd Make it a three-fer and fire them. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Alex: "I was an 'A' stud. I am a 'D-' nice guy." Stephanie: "I was with you when you were a stud. I think an 'A' rating is a couple of grades too high." #DAYS

The Depth of My Shame

Eric to Nicole: "You looked a little rattled." Speaking of which, she'll need a few rattles for the baby. #DAYS

After Paulina busts in on the gals, Talia can't wait to get out of there. Looks like Colin's conversion therapy program didn't work on her. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Gabi: "Does this dress make my butt look big?" Stefan: "No. Your butt makes that dress look big." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Talia: "I told you I slept with Collin. Isn't that enough? Do you want me to give you more details – really dive into the depth of my shame?" Rafe: "Hell, yes." #DAYS

Knocked Up

Wendy and Tripp kiss and say goodbye. Wendy: "We'll always have Seattle." After that scene I'll always have dysentery. #DAYS

Nicole: "I'm just not happy with my current condition." Her current "condition" being what some would call "knocked up." #DAYS

Sloan tells Eric she thought EJ already knew he and Nicole slept together. Eric says she should have given him a heads-up, before EJ almost gave him a heads-off. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Colin: "Are you here investigating underage prostitution?" Jada: "I'm not investigating anything and Talia is not underage." Colin: "So she's just a prostitute?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Anna: "So EJ knows you and Eric slept together and he hasn't blown a gasket?" Nicole: "That's because he knows Eric and I were high." Anna: "If he's not upset over that he must be high, too." #DAYS

A Home for Wayward Matrons

Nicole: "Eric and I had a one-night-stand." That's almost as long as their marriage lasted. #DAYS

Is Dimitri Von Lunchhour coming on to Kate… who by this time must smell like rotted fish guts? #DAYS

If Nicole is in the early stages of menopause I guess we can consider the kid she's about to have her "last hurrah." #DAYS

Nicole can't keep the pregnancy from Eric and EJ very long… unless she just goes off to another city and lives in a Home for Wayward Matrons until she has the kid. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Nicole: "I can't believe I'm pregnant. I don't even know who the father is." Kayla: "Can you narrow it down?" Nicole; "It's either Eric, EJ, or the Salem Men's choir." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — EJ: "Does Kayla know why you had the pain?" Nicole: "It was something I ate." EJ: "You ate a baby?" #DAYS

Womenopause

Frankly, Gabi can't pull off a skirt that short. #DAYS

Kate eats her gruel. It's a good thing Cream of Wheat isn't a #DOOL sponsor. #DAYS

Kayla says Nicole is entering into menopause. Why do they call it that? Shouldn't it be womenopause? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Steve: "I've got my eye on you." Michaels: "The one with the patch?" #DAYS

Turning Straight

In the scene with Gwen, Leo came thissssssss close to turning straight. #DAYS

Colin and Talia: a love that will last… until something better comes along for one or both of them. #DAYS

Eric: "Sloan and I decided to try for a real relationship." Nicole: "With each other?" #DAYS

Connie to Sloan: "With your legal troubles should I be looking for a back-up lawyer?" No, you should be looking for a new lawyer. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Alex: "Dr. Evans made me see all my sleeping around is a way of avoiding commitment." Maggie: "So you're going to stop sleeping around?" Alex: "Hell no. I'm going to become committed to it." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chanel: "Since when do you meditate?" Paulina: "Since the Marijuana referendum in Salem got voted down." #DAYS

Eric and Sloan… Better known as Er(ot)ic and Bone. #DAYS

A Run-Of-The-Mill Slut

Gwen: $65 for breakfast! We might as well be in a room on 5th avenue." I've been to a room on 5th avenue. You're lucky if $65 gets your morning coffee and toast. #DAYS

Talia: "Lady Whistleblower? I'm not a fan." The way she's dressed she could be a fan dancer. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Xander: "I need to do some soul searching." Gwen: "You may have left your soul in my bed so why not start the search there?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Rafe: "They closed Sweet bits." Jada: "Don't you think it should be closed after they drugged all those people?" Rafe: "Yes, but now I have to find a new pusher." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Colin: "I think you should seduce Chanel." Talia: "But I'm not gay. I'm not even bi." Colin: "So what are you>?" Talia: "Just a run-of-the-mill slut." #DAYS

The Hole In His Head

Kate: "I need to get off of this boat!" Be careful what you wish for, Kate. You're probably better off chopping fish than you would be getting thrown overboard. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Belle: "I got here as soon as I could. You said there is a matter of life and death." EJ: "It is. There is no vodka for my orange juice." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Kate; "The chip contained a video of Bo's point of view. It showed everything he could see." Stephanie: "You mean like a cop's body cam?" Kayla: "Yes." Chad: "If it was buried in his brain, how did it take the video?" Kayla: "Through the hole in Bo's head." #DAYS