Thursday, March 31, 2016

He Didn't Bring His "A-Game"


Puttin' On A Show


Wednesday, March 30, 2016

Rare Form

Vic was in rare form at the party. If Maggie hadn't reeled him in he could have done a whole standup routine—which Theresa did instead #DAYS
Abby insists she was awake when she saw Ben. Awake, yes. Conscious, no. The lights were on but nobody was home. #DAYS
JJ: "I'll just be a phone call away." Translation: "I can't get away from Abigail fast enough." #DAYS

Tuesday, March 29, 2016

For A Smart Spy You Are Clueless

I wish the storm would end. The show is so dark I can barely see my TV screen. #DAYS
Marlena to John: "For a smart spy you are clueless." One out of two ain't bad. (You may have to read between the lines on that one). #DAYS
Belle: "Why is Theresa on the floor." Brady: "At parties that's where you can usually find her." #DAYS

Monday, March 28, 2016

It Was A Dark And Boring Night

Chad: cutting ties with the DiMera organization. I don't think he means working on the DiMera Neckwear assembly line. #DAYS
Abby walks around humming "The Itsy Bitsy Spider"... to go with her itsy bitsy brain. #DAYS
This episode's title: "It was a dark and boring night." #DAYS

Friday, March 25, 2016

A Two-Fer

Act 1, Scene 1: Phillip walks up behind Belle and gooses her.  It would have been so great if she'd have turned around and decked him. #DAYS
We get a two-fer with Summer. Not only is she part of Maggie's long-lost embryo collection, but she's also back from the dead. #DAYS
Phillip says Belle makes it hard to say no. Heck, Belle has no clue how to say no. #DAYS

Thursday, March 24, 2016


The Tater is putting on more pounds than David Letterman since leaving his show... and that's saying a lot. #DAYS
What Eduardo did was despicable... as opposed to what his offspring — the murderess and the accomplice to murder — did. #DAYS
Maggie declines to go up to the bedroom and lie down.  Apparently she did enough of that back on the farm. #DAYS

Wednesday, March 23, 2016


Act 1, Scene 1: Chad flops down on the rumpus room couch. Did you hear it crunch? #DAYS
A public service announcement: For those not using closed captions, Rafe, Gabi & Dario are calling their mother "Mami," not "Mommy." #DAYS
Abby: "Don't lie to me ever again. We're siblings." JJ: "Even more than that, we're Brother and sister." #DAYS

Tuesday, March 22, 2016

The Selfie


A Big Cup Of Crazy

John refuses to eat breakfast... missing yet another great Crunchios product placement opportunity. #DAYS
When John broke the pipe to get free it would have been more realistic if a glob of sewage had oozed out on him. #DAYS
Fashion statement: Marlena looks very chic in her black commando outfit. #DAYS
John: "Yo Ling drank a big cup of crazy." He must've gotten it from the coffee pot in the #DOOL writer's kitchen. #DAYS

Monday, March 21, 2016

Extra Slutty


The Corruption And Disorder Thing

Hope is sooooo going to ground Ciara because... you know... wild partying is much worse than cold blooded murder. #DAYS
It's almost as embarrassing to have your mom break up your drunken party as it is to be caught writing for #DAYS
Roman: "There are different ways to do the law and order thing." Apparently one of them is to do the corruption and disorder thing. #DAYS

Friday, March 18, 2016

Cold Blooded Murder Tends To Work Your Nerves

Lucky Ciara. I wish someone would give me a '67 Mustang. #DAYS
Kayla says she knows Joey is dealing with a lot. Yeah, cold-blooded murder tends to work your nerves sometimes. #DAYS
If Roman doesn't do something about Joey then he'll be an accessory after the fact to TWO murders. #DAYS

Thursday, March 17, 2016


Lani doesn't believe in fraternizing with co-workers but she thinks since Rafe and Shawn aren't her brothers they're fair game. #DAYS
Abby thinks she ruined their wedding.  Chad thinks she didn't. Chad's right. She took it way past 'ruin.' #DAYS
Belle: "You know I'd do anything for you." Claire: "Except stay with Dad." OUCH! #DAYS

Wednesday, March 16, 2016

Time For A Shave


Bootus Callus Interruptus

Theresa and Summer: feel the love. #DAYS
Kate drops in on Deimos, but has no time for hanky-panky... Bootus Callus Interruptus. #DAYS
Rafe: "I'm trying to wrap my mind around... everything." He'd be lucky to wrap his mind around a quark. #DAYS

Tuesday, March 15, 2016

Not The First Time She Said Yes

Come on, Abs, every bride's wedding needs something old, something new, something borrowed and a criminally insane former boyfriend. #DAYS
When the preacher asked if anyone objected to the marriage I so wanted Ben to jump out of the woodwork and all hell break loose. #DAYS
Maggie says no; Brady talks her into saying yes. Given she has kids popping up everywhere it's not the first time she said yes. #DAYS

Monday, March 14, 2016

The Presidential Debates


Yo Del Ling

Kayla says Joey loves her and will protect her; Steve will protect Joey; Kayla will protect Joey. Steve is left hanging, I guess. #DAYS
Robicheaux moved to China and changed his name to Yo Ling. Then he became a country singer and changed his name to Yo Del Ling. #DAYS
Today's episode was the total rewriting of history to completely erase the Colleen and Santo storyline from a few years back. #DAYS

Saturday, March 12, 2016

Father And Son Reunion


He-Said She-Said


The Line


Friday, March 11, 2016

He's Baaaaack...


A Symbol Of Cleanliness

Too bad Jack couldn't be at Abby's wedding.  Of course he could have been if she hadn't panicked in that elevator. #DAYS
Abby wears white at her wedding. Usually a symbol of innocence, with her sexual history maybe it's more a symbol of cleanliness. #DAYS
Eduardo might die. Not being a regular, he's as expendable as those Star Trek guys you never saw before on missions with Kirk & Spock. #DAYS

Thursday, March 10, 2016

A Dedicated Cop

The kids tell Ciara, "Do whatever you want to Chase." Translation: "Lower yourself to his level." #DAYS
Anyone can tell from the phone call who has kidnapped Arianna and Marlena: Darth Vader.
Rafe begs Eduardo and John to let the SPD handle things. He's such a dedicated cop... for an accomplice to a murder, that is. #DAYS

Wednesday, March 09, 2016

Weird Names


Ready To Go

Summer busts in on Brady & Theresa, "Brady, Are you ready to go?" Theresa: "He was until you walked in." #DAYS
Shawn says throwing money t a a problem won't help solve it. Thinking never works for Belle so why not try money? #DAYS

Tuesday, March 08, 2016

The Break Up

In with the new; out with the old.

Too Late

Kayla:"After you had sex I get it that Ava wasn't satisfied..." She should've just given Steve a knife so he could cut 'em off himself #DAYS
Abby tells Jennifer not to be fake.  No problem. When it comes to being an irritating pain, Jennifer is as real as it gets. #DAYS
Chad to Abby: "I don't want you getting all crazy." Too late. #DAYS

Monday, March 07, 2016

The Pills Have Kicked In

Jennifer to Abby: "I'm so sorry I snapped at you." Ahhhhh... the pills have kicked in. #DAYS
JJ says Ben isn't stupid enough to come back to Salem. Translation: He'll be back. #DAYS
Maggie dropped more long-lost kids wherever she went than  Hansel & Gretel dropped bread crumbs. #DAYS

Sunday, March 06, 2016

Young Claire / Old Claire


Saturday, March 05, 2016

Don't Mess With Victor


Friday, March 04, 2016

Emotion & Weakness

Hope: "When you're a cop you learn not to show emotion or weakness." Except for her moment of emotion & weakness when she shot Stefano #DAYS
Victor: "Deimos was a son of a bitch then; he's a son of a bitch now." Did Victor just call his own mother a bitch? #DAYS
Belle says she doesn't want to put labels on things. Maybe that's because her label would be "cheating ho-bag." #DAYS

Thursday, March 03, 2016

His Ball And Chain

Kayla walks into the SPD, "Is it necessary to have Steve in handcuffs?" Not now that his ball & chain is there. Ba-dum-bum #DAYS
JJ says "Someone's gotta tell Abby" as Abby stands at the door. Salem folks have a built-in GPS drawing them to those conversations. #DAYS
Theresa & Nicole discuss the marketing possibilities of Abby's wedding. She could wear patches on her dress like the NASCAR drivers. #DAYS

Wednesday, March 02, 2016

Jennifer's Workout

How Jennifer gets her exercise these days:

Stefano's Swan Song


A Bad-Guy Bad-Guy

It's still a dark and stormy night:
Thunder and lightning
Very, very frightening
Stefaneeeo, Stefaneeeo
As a criminal Stefano was not in Rafe & Hope's league. Stefano was in the ruthless league. Rafe & Hope are in the brainless league. #DAYS
They'd never have this kind of wake for Victor. He's a good-guy bad-guy. Stefano was a bad-guy bad-guy.

Kate said “My ass” so many times in this episode, her ass should get listed in the show credits. #DAYS

Tuesday, March 01, 2016

It Was A Dark And Stormy Night

What did the opening scene tell us? "It was a dark and stormy night." Followed by enough ghosts to declare today "Halloween in March." #DAYS
Roman and Steve talk... accomplice to accomplice. #DAYS
Jennifer doesn't remember Eric's kiss.  Two guys in dark suits and sunglasses show up to revoke his #LadiesMan card. #DAYS

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