Thursday, May 29, 2014

He'd Better Light A Bonfire

JJ has a final in hours and he's running errands? That's just about the time I STARTED cramming. #DAYS
How did Eric let Nicole talk him into eloping? He must've fallen out of his family tree and hit every branch on the way down. #DAYS
JJ wonders if Jennifer isn't speaking to Daniel again. Daniel isn't that lucky. #DAYS
Eric goes to St. Luke's to light a candle.  He'd better light a bonfire. #DAYS
Abe (on phone): "Will's conferring with his lawyers." Translation: telling his lawyers to go jump in a lake. #DAYS

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

The Biggest Sot Of All

Brady sees his reflection: "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the biggest sot of all?" #DAYS
Will didn't want Nick to take Arianna away from him. Guess what, Will, you go to jail and Nick accomplished his purpose. #DAYS
John pours the booze into the garden. At least those flowers will die happy." #DAYS
So Paige isn't experienced. Well, Salem needs another virgin now that Abby is ineligible to be sacrificed into a volcano. #DAYS

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

The Warmest Sweetest Lying Bitch In Salem

Lucas: "Damn it Hope, say something." He's the first guy ever who wanted Hope not to shut up. #DAYS
Nicole: "I need to find Daniel." Brady: "Why?" Nicole: "Because I do." Well, that argument would convince anyone. #DAYS
Daniel and Eric talking past each other... typical idiotic #DOOL plot point and here I am without a spoon to gag myself with. #DAYS
Daniel: "Nicole can be the warmest, sweetest..." lying bitch in Salem. #DAYS

Wednesday, May 21, 2014

A Blithering Idiot

Sami was a blithering idiot when she thought they killed Nick. Now knows they didn't & she's a blithering idiot. I see a pattern. #DAYS
Gabi said she couldn't handle people being so sensitive with her.  Kate took care of that little problem. #DAYS
Apparently the great surgeon Daniel wants to rip the hearts out of both Nicole and Eric. #DAYS
Gabi says she didn't kill Nick. Kate: "What about the last time he died?" Only on #DOOL is that a valid question. #DAYS
Sami warns Eric about Nicole. Sami, he's getting laid now. You can't possibly believe he can have a rational thought. #DAYS

Tuesday, May 20, 2014


Jennifer's wearing a lowcut nightie and still no sign of her heart transplant scar.  Maybe Daniel should be a plastic surgeon. #DAYS
So John just lurks in the woods until Marlena walks by? #DAYS
Brady & Theresa, Daniel & Jennifer, Eric & Nicole. This episode showed more skin than you can see at the Salem Hide Tanning Company. #DAYS
Hope says the kids of Salem need to learn the 10 Commandments. So they can break them if they follow Hope's example. #DAYS

Monday, May 19, 2014


OMG! EX-FATHER ERIC! Lust! Concupiscence! Dare I say it... FORNICATION! #DAYS
NB, Eric: Jude 1:7 – Those giving themselves to fornication... are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire. #DAYS
EJ consoles Allie & says it was just a dream. No, EJ, It was real. She actually saw Nick spewing blood like Mt. Vesuvius. #DAYS
Brady says he's moved on from Kristin. To Theresa. From one train wreck to another. #DAYS

Thursday, May 15, 2014

Skirt On Fire

Nicole says the shredded documents clear Eric's name. They do; and they smear hers. #DAYS
Rafe wants Marlena to check on Gabi if it's not too much to ask.  It's not too much at $275/hr, I'm sure. #DAYS
Nicole screams, "I've never seen these documents." Liar, liar, pants on fire. Uh... skirt on fire. #DAYS
Not that Nicole is in the right, but any idiot could have destroyed those papers in a way that no one could have found them. #DAYS

Wednesday, May 14, 2014


Everyone wants to express how sorry they are about Nick... but dancing and high-fiving might be inappropriate. #DAYS
When Gabi walked out in her Goth hairdo and outfit it scared the b'jesus out of me. #DAYS
Nicole says "Mistake" is her middle name.  I'd say her middle name is "BUS-TED!" #DAYS
Sami blurts out, "He shot Nick when he was leaving a message he wanted to change." Tactical error, but Marlena missed it. #DAYS
Nicole: "I'm the happiest I've ever been." Two words: Things change. #DAYS

Tuesday, May 13, 2014


Dead Men Don't Blab

Today's show was dedicated to the memory of the bullets that gave their last measure to kill Nick Fallon. #ThankYouForYourService  #DAYS
Abby's not really mourning Nick.  Dead men don't blab. #DAY
Daniel says every day with Jennifer is like winning a prize.  Yeah, a booby prize. #DAYS
Marlena gets Nick's message asking for someone to see professionally.  Undertakers are professionals. #DAYS

Thursday, May 08, 2014

The Whole Horrible Mess

Nicole says the whole horrible mess is over.  And by "over" she means "about to go nuclear." #DAYS
Two-fisted Will and two-gun Sonny go after two-time-loser Nick to protect two-brain-cell Gabi. #DAYS
How I wish JJ and Paige would have kept going on the couch. The shock might have killed Jennifer when she walked in. #DAYS
Abby says Nick could ruin her life.  Yeah, like she had nothing to do with it. #DAYS
JJ dumps Bev and then plays the most worn card in the deck: "We can still be friends." #DAYS

Tuesday, May 06, 2014

Murder Is Such A Turn On

Jordan: "I'm leaving town. No, I'm staying. I'm leaving. No, staying. I'm leaving. No, staying. I'm..." #PoopOrGetOffThePot #DAYS
Funny. Nicole and I said exactly the same thing at the beginning of the episode: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" #DAYS
I hope Blake Berris has another acting job lined up. This time could be for real. #DAYS
Sami passionately kisses EJ.  Murder is such a turn-on. #DAYS
That sinister voice of death on the phone... EJ must've called his Comcast service man. #DAYS

Friday, May 02, 2014

The Dumbest Person In Town

Will: "I'm really glad your mom's all right." Abby: "Me, too." Prevuze: "Not me three." #DAYS
Kate: "Too bad Nick didn't shut out the world when we dropped him into the river." Open mouth, insert foot. #DAYS
Nick points out Gabi is the only one in Salem who believes he has changed. Proof positive Gabi is the dumbest person in town. #DAYS
Nick insists he has everything under control.  Well, he certainly seems to have Gabi under control. #DAYS

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