Common Ground

 

 

The Difference Between Sami And Hope

Rafe arrests Sami… Sami requests conjugal visits. #DAYS

What is the difference between Sami and Hope? There were no witnesses when Hope shot Stefano… besides Rafe, that is. #DAYS

I'm sure nothing distracts a surgeon's concentration like John screaming like a little girl in the operating room. #DAYS

Eric to Sami: "No one is against you." Apparently he's temporarily deaf every time Belle is talking. #DAYS

John's Plans Go Awry

 

 

Happily Ever After

 

 

SB + G = P

It' ranks up there with E=MC² – SB + G = P (Sami Brady + Gun = Pandemonium). #DAYS

Kristen grabs Claire. Audience: "Take her! Take her!" #DAYS

The Handgun Wedding

 

 

Trigger

Sami breaks up the wedding. Marlena screams, "What's wrong with you?" She's Sami. What else do you need? #DAYS

There's nothing like a beautiful wedding ceremony to wrap up the week. #DAYS

Sonny to Will: "Being at the wedding triggered something?" Trigger – perhaps a poor choice of words referring to this wedding. #DAYS

Cage Match

A cage match between Jennifer and Eve would spice up a dull wedding. #DAYS

Shakespeare spins in his grave as his sonnet is read on a daytime soap opera. #DAYS

Did everyone catch Roman's sermon or should we have them play it all over again? #DAYS

Déjà Vu

Sometimes déjà vu is actually a memory.

 

Bueller?

Will vows to pay Kate back the millions she gave Ted. He'll be in debt the rest of his life… just like most college students. #DAYS

Eve gives advice to Claire but really directed to Jennifer: "Make sure you get a man who loves you more than any other woman." Meeeeeoooowwwww. #DAYS

Marlena: "Ben has been evaluated and deemed sane." By someone who has been possessed by no less than Satan himself. #DAYS

Scenes we'd like to see. While playing pitch-and-catch, Paul puts the baseball right through the window behind John… OH, WAIT… putting it into John's face was better. #DAYS

Abe: "If there is anyone who objects to this marriage speak now or forever hold your peace… anyone… anyone… Bueller… Bueller… Bueller? #DAYS

Kayla worries about Tarot cards and John seeing Marlena's dress before the wedding. Seems odd a doctor obsessing about superstition instead of science. #DAYS

Susan insists Kristen is alive. No surprise there:

Salem… where lies are truth and truth is lies

and no one ever ever dies.

Why Intelligent Catchers Wear A Mask

 

 

Needy As A Newborn Puppy

Bonnie propositions Steve. Steve rejects her and leaves. Bonnie turns and flutters her eyes at the guard. That's the good ole Bonnie we all remember. #DAYS

Will tells Sonny they will always be friends. And sonny will always be needy as a newborn puppy. #DAYS

John to Marlena: "The doll looks harmless enough." Harmless? The only way it could be more ominous would be if it had pins stuck in it. #DAYS

Hope to Ciara: "I hope to God you don't find out I was right." Translation: "I'll be there to say 'I told you so' when you find out I was right." #DAYS

 

 

The Black Widow

When Hope discovers Ben will be staying at the loft with Ciara...

The Black Widow always kills her mate after sex...

Celebrity Suite

 

 

Hint… Hint… Hint…

Just a thought… has Maggie ever wondered what happened to her rug after all this time? If it's at the cleaners it must be so clean they've scrubbed off the fabric by now. #DAYS

Tripp: "There is no way I'm letting a nut move in with us." Jeez, Trip, you live with two of them already. #DAYS

Kate: "Just for the record if you decided to 'off' Ted, I'm behind you." Hint… hint… hint… #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Will: "It's not your fault Ted's a snake." Kate: "Unfortunately I found that out after we played 'hide the snake.'" #DAYS

Popcorn

Rafe and Hope slobber all over each other in the interrogation room. This is how they torture suspects in there into making a confession. #DAYS

Stefan encourages Kayla to protect Abigail's mental health. Can't protect what she doesn't have. #DAYS

I like the way Ben sits there eating cereal like popcorn in a movie while Ciara, Tripp and Claire debate his fate. #DAYS

Clueless As A Dead Slug

Eve tells Brady forgiving Victor is advice for a smart guy like him to heed. And by smart she means clueless as a dead slug. #DAYS

"This ends now or you will regret it," says Kate, as she snaps on her chastity belt. #DAYS

It's great to see Doug on today. Bill Hayes is my hero: 93 years old and still going strong. #DAYS

Grandmother******

 

 

Double Espresso

Eric has a double espresso to keep awake. What a coincidence. That's what I have every day during #DOOL for the same purpose. #DAYS

Will drops the bomb that Ted is blackmailing Sonny and him with Ted standing there. One thing about Will — he doesn't play things close to the vest. #DAYS

One thing you can say about this episode: Kate and Will both got a couple of big surprises. #DAYS

Coffee, Tea or Me?

 

 

The Poop Is Always Headed Toward A Fan

André looks really great for a dead guy. #DAYS

In Salem one way or another baby switches always get resolved. Gabi's plan is working now but the poop is always headed toward a fan, even if the fan is a mile away. #DAYS

Stefan has been hit, slapped or had a door slammed in his face so many times, while he's at the hospital he should have himself checked out for CTE. #DAYS

Salem's Only Shrink

Marlena: Salem's most respected shrink... also Salem's only shrink. #DAYS

 

A Darwin Award

Leo attacked Sonny. Will was a witness. Leo's death was self-defense. Case closed. Will and Sonny have messed this up so much if they get the death penalty for the crime it counts as a Darwin Award. #DAYS

So now we can add bribery to Commissioner Brady's crimes. #DAYS

If it's bad luck for the groom to see the bride in her wedding dress before the marriage, Marlena must've paraded around in her wedding dress before her umpteen other weddings, seeing how they went. #DAYS

Schoolgirl Attitude

Even Rafe isn't buying what Gabi is saying about "telling the truth." And, I don't know if you've noticed, but Rafe ain't too sharp." #DAYS

Marlena's schoolgirl attitude about her wedding is a little unusual for someone who probably holds the Guinness Book of World Records championship for the most number of marriages. #DAYS

Well, this is a switch. Today Abby is the sane one while Chad goes batsh*t crazy. This is as significant as when the earth's magnetic poles flip. #DAYS

The First Female Pope

Gabi And God

 

 

Off The Rails

Here's a picture of the rails Hope is running off of as she obsesses over Ben setting the fire. #DAYS

Desperate Hope thinks a nutjob like Ben should be locked up. So should anyone who shot Stefano. #DAYS

Eli insists he and Lani will never forget David. Like Marlena has never forgot DJ? #DAYS

Scenes we'd like to see: "By some miracle they discover security cameras were in the old camera showing Ciara knocking over a candle and setting the fire." #DAYS

I Wov Wou

John: "I wov wou." Marlena: "I wov wou too." Even 'Google Translate' couldn't figure that one out." #DAYS

Ben can't remember things about the fire. Don't hypnotize him; give him Dr. Rolf's memory juice. #DAYS

Abby's baby is kicking already? So much for the standard #DOOL 12-month pregnancy. #DAYS

Ciara to John: "I'm not going to lay all my problems on you," then proceeds to lay her problems on him. #DAYS

When The Poop Hits The Fan

If I were Adrienne I'd put out the word, "If I ever start acting weird again, it's probably Bonnie." That is, of course, unless it's just Adrienne acting weird. #DAYS

Brady wants to know why Eve is defending Victor. If he only knew she's really defending herself. #DAYS

Bonnie convinces investors to buy land bordering Mexico so they can make big bucks when the wall goes up. Eminent domain pays market value which, for barren border land is pretty low. #DAYS

Jennifer: "Jack was the love of my life." When Nicole comes back and Jack returns from the dead, the poop will hit the fan. #DAYS

The Inscriptioin

 

 

Not A Saint

Adrienne scolds Sonny for texting while she tells him about the miracle of Steve getting his sight back. Maybe he's texting his friends with the news. #DAYS

Jennifer: "Don't make me out to be a saint because I'm not." You don't have to worry, Jen. I never thought that for a minute. #DAYS

Keeping Your Mouth Shut

Brady: "Maybe the right thing is to tell Eric the truth." In Salem, the truth is usually not an option. #DAYS

Jennifer: "I just discovered a major secret and I don't know what to do about it." See, Jen, the word "secret" usually implies keeping your mouth shut. #DAYS