I post Days of Our Lives previews here a day before the show airs. I find Daze pretty humorous on occasion, so if anything I say here offends you, well, sometimes I just can't help myself. Days Of Our Lives -- Embrace the Lunacy™
Since when does a police interrogation room just allow anyone to walk in and badger the person being held in there? #DAYS
Kristen tells Kate it wasn't personal when she kidnapped and tried to kill her. I think it was personal to Kate. #DAYS
Kate to Gabi and Stefan: "Would you rather work for me or a homicidal maniac?" Oh, yeah, Kate has never tried to kill anyone. Can you say "brownies?" #DAYS
"Undead Siblings Wreak Havoc on Salem" A classic #DOOL headline. #DAYS
Chloe: "So Kristin was disguised as Nicole?" Brady: "I saw it with my own eyes." You did more than see it, pal. #DAYS
JJ and Haley announce they have plans to live with Haley's mom. Obviously JJ has not read the section of the Guy Manual that advises against that. Especially when her mom is a nasty District Attorney. #DAYS
Kayla says she thinks Tripp would make a hell of a doctor. Judging by what I've seen of him it's more like he would be the doctor from hell. #DAYS
Victor is upset that Kate is getting cozy with the competition. Truth be told, Kate has been cozy with just about every guy in town. #DAYS
In reality Stefan would have a pounding headache right now and should probably head to the hospital to have it checked out. #DAYS
I guess the police interrogation room is open to the public. #DAYS
Eric loosens his tie, takes off his coat. All he needs now is a rubber hose. #DAYS
Gabi is a hell of a decision maker. She fires Ben then rehires him two seconds later. Two seconds, two decisions. #DAYS
Sarah: "I'll be with Eric every step of the way." As he goes on his hunt to find Nicole? #DAYS
Eric blows up, runs around the table and gets Kristen in a choke-hold – a counseling technique he learned in seminary. #DAYS
When they find Holly she'll probably be a teenager. #DAYS
Rubber masks, everyone back from the dead, secret formulas to bring people's memory back and more. Life in Salem has gotten so unbelievable and crazy it's almost as bad as life in Washington, DC. #DAYS
Anna thinks Tony can bargain his way out of killing Ted by saving two innocent lives. She must be talking about someone other than saving Gabi and Stefan. #DAYS
Maggie: "GASP! Kristen married her brother!" Candy is dandy but incest is best. #DAYS
Susan: "I am no fool." At the moment what she is… is drunk. #DAYS
Eli to Tony: "Maybe Trask will cut you an immunity deal." Protip: They don't cut immunity deals after you've spilled the beans. #DAYS
Any one of Stalin's endless harangues in front of the Politburo was shorter than Marlena's speech. #DAYS
Scenes we'd like to see: Kristen and John get into a fistfight. I think Kristen could take him. #DAYS
Susan clobbered Kristen instead of killing her. Maybe #DOOL has learned its lesson about killing of characters it might want to come back. #DAYS
Lani to Eli: "Ready, Boss?" Every guy's dream… his female partner calling him boss. Never happens in real life, though. #DAYS
If John and Marlena invited just about all the same people, didn't those people think is was strange when they got two different invitations to the same party? #DAYS
Susan to John and Marlena: "You make the perfect couple." Between divorces, that is. #DAYS
Marlena's speech lasted longer than her first marriage to John. #DAYS
Sarah's relationships with her partners is like binge watching shows on Netflix. You just keep going through them one after another. #DAYS
Maybe part of the reason Brady is so unlucky in love is his propensity to tell one girlfriend all about another girlfriend. #DAYS
Eric says Nicole is the love of his life. Maybe he can keep the mask when it finally comes off Kristen for good. #DAYS
Yet another couple trapped in the DiMera dungeon.
Q: What do you call it when #DOOL recycles scripts?
A: Deja poo.
#DAYS
Tripp: "Whatever feelings I have for Haley she doesn't have for me." She will. #DOOL Rule 23: Every couple must become a love triangle. #DAYS
I previously called Kristen's mask flying off during a fight one of the "Scenes we'd like to see." I"m glad the #DOOL powers that be listened. #DAYS
So Xander's account number is 926-324-4248. Holy crap! That's my phone number. #DAYS
Kristen is trapped. She wants to haul Gabi downstairs but Sonny knocks at the door. And we all know, it's the law in Salem: if there is a knock at the door, you must answer it no matter what. #DAYS
Next on #DOOL — Anna: "Tony is willing to stand by Nicole's side until she is crowned the Grand Poo-Bah of DiMera." Hope: "I thought she wanted to be president." #DAYS
Looks like Roman might be headed for an old-fashioned shotgun wedding. Only it's not usually the bride who is holding the shotgun. #DAYS
Stefan tells Shinn he wants his job back. Truth be told, I don't know who would want to work for that old crank. #DAYS
Are we to assume Anna's undying love for Tony died and went to Roman heaven? #DAYS
I love it when the Salem Police Department never gets the real killer on the list of suspects. #DAYS
Scenes we'd like to see: Anna slugs Kristen/Nicole and her mask goes flying. #DAYS
With all this talk of Patch you might assume he'll be back soon. I don't think so. How can anyone on this program show up after a long absence without coming back from the dead? #DAYS
Julie: "I'll bet you keep Eli on his toes." Lani: "Yes, and he keeps me on my back." #DAYS
Sarah and Eric. Oh, the passion! Oh, the everlasting love! Their bond is so strong I'd give it at least six weeks before it falls apart. #DAYS
Will asks Xander for a comment on Ted's death. Why should Xander waste his breath? On this show Ted is bound to come back to life. #DAYS
I hope Brady and Kristen/Nicole are using protection… other than the rubber mask covering her face. #DAYS
Marlena can't quite follow what John is telling her. Not surprising. I"m having trouble following any of this cockamamie plot. #DAYS
Brady: "Last night one thing led to another and I wound up in bed with Nicole..." Chloe stops him cold: "No need for details." Women never want details. Men always want details. #DAYS
Anna finds out Tony is alive. She finds out he has a wife. She finds out it's Nicole. Big news day for Anna. #DAYS
Everybody and his long lost brother is getting involved in this DiMera takeover. #DAYS
Instead of saying "I love you Eric" Sarah could have just snipped of Rex' family jewels. It would have had the same effect. #DAYS
NOTE: "The CEO must be a family member" is NOT what they teach in business school. #DAYS
Poor Xander had to turn to a life of crime because he couldn't afford a shirt. #DAYS
Ted: "Where should we go for dinner? I can take you anywhere." Hope: "I think we should go to your place." Ted must grill a great burger. #DAYS
Nicole to Eric: "Just leave me the hell alone." I'll bet she says the same thing to Tony tonight. #DAYS
Tony and Kristen have a lot in common. For starters, they're both back from the dead. #DAYS
Kristen to Tony: "It's time you returned to the land of the living." He must not be going to Salem since it should be known as "The Land of the Formerly Dead." #DAYS
Don't Gabi and Stefan at least need a marriage license? If they don't have one Abe marrying them would be no more effective than the Harold officiating. #DAYS
Jack offers Eli the Commissioner's job. Eli is dating Lani. Remember how that worked out with Hope and Rafe? Those who do not know history are doomed to repeat it. #DAYS
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