You've Got Your Virginity

Rolf: "What could be more natural than childbirth?" Childbirth with a
mother who's not too old to have a child? #DAYS

Does the new Jennifer have a big scar down her chest from her heart
surgery? Only time will tell. #DAYS

If Ben is still on his meds I'd say they don't do much to quell his
homicidal serial killer instincts. #DAYS

Is it just me or do you think Brady isn't very happy with Eli? #DAYS

Brady to Eli: "My daughter is going to be crying her eyes out for her
mother." Is Tate crying his eyes out for his father? #DAYS

Beware Brady – I saw a documentary yesterday that said 80% of the women
in prison turn lesbo. #GayForTheStay #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Julie: "Don't worry so much about the details of
Claire's funeral. Your life should be wonderful. You've got your youth,
you've got your looks, you've got your virginity." Claire: "Two out of
three ain't bad." #DAYS

The Gordian Knot of DOOL Plots

Oh, yeah, Evan killed Jordan. I can't remember any more who did what to
whom. The Gordian Knot of #DOOL plots is really getting to me. #DAYS

Kate compromises her honor by offering herself to Clyde in exchange for
letting the baby go. A noble gesture even though Kate's honor has
previously been well-compromised. #DAYS

Hey, Genius...

Scenes we'd like to see – Ben: "I want to see Belman dead." Clyde runs
downstairs and shoots the hotel bellman. #DAYS

John: "Orpheus is out? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME WHEN I WALKED IN THE
DOOR?" That was five seconds ago, John. Patience is a virtue. #DAYS

Tripp: "I should have taken the paternity test but I didn't want to
defend myself against something I didn't do." Hey, genius, that's not
defending yourself. That's proving you are innocent. Unless, of course,
you aren't. #DAYS

Making A Fuss

Claire: "Who can sleep through this blackout?" Apparently Claire still
sleeps with a light on in her bedroom to protect her from the monsters
under her bed. #DAYS

So the only purpose of the office lock is to lock someone IN the office?
I think Charlie's running the
get-yourself-in-a-jam-to-get-a-girl-to-come-over-during-a-blackout scam.
#DAYS

Xander: "Shut your mouth before I shut it for you." Phillip: "Go for
it." Be careful, Xander. Phillip is carrying a concealed weapon… his
wooden leg. #DAYS

Sarah: "If sleeping in our bed will mean you stop making such a damn
fuss, then fine." When he hops into bed with Sarah and she doesn't "come
across" he'll start making a fuss about something else. #DAYS

An iPhone

Chad: "My father was the Phoenix. He will rise again." He had been
reduced to a computer chip. Maybe he'll come back as an iPhone. #DAYS

This episode is so dull I can't even find anything to snark about. #DAYS

When Jack Was Dead

Not that we will see them face off, but Orpheus + Clyde would mop the
floor with Xander + Phillip. Just sayin' #DAYS

Abby: "My parents haven't always been this happy…" Especially when Jack
was dead." #DAYS

So Many Hallucinations

Gwen: "You are a money-hungry slob." One look at Jake today and you can
clearly see calling him a slob was redundant. #DAYS

Marlena: "I hate the idea of Ben being alone tonight." Ben has so many
hallucinations he's never alone. #DAYS

Foreplay

John walks in on Steve and Tripp and hits Tripp with a patented Lucas
Horton sucker-punch. #DAYS

Steve: "Once John comes to his senses he will realize that punch was
totally uncalled for." I'm sure that makes Tripp's broken jaw feel
better. #DAYS

Tripp passes on a paternity test and walks out the door. I don't know
where he is going but it's a sure bet it's not to a MENSA meeting. #DAYS

Phillip: "Aside from being a moron, Xander is a hot head." I'd say
Phillip's head isn't exactly a block of ice either. #DAYS

Q: What does Xander call an argument with Sarah? A: Foreplay. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Brady: "I don't know why you would bother getting back
together with Xander." Sarah: "Have you seen him naked?" #DAYS

One-In-A-Million

Two murder threats and an attempted murder confession right at the top
of the show. Have a nice day… #DAYS

Phillip to Belle: "Shawn is obviously not over our affair." Kind of
sounds like Phillip isn't either… maybe looking for round 2. #DAYS

Hope: "There is a one-in-a-million chance Ciara is alive." That's good
enough for any DOOL writer to bring her back." #DAYS

Furtive

So it's almost the anniversary of Jennifer waking up from her coma. When
is the anniversary of her miracle heart transplant that left no scar? #DAYS

Trask: "In that video, Lani looks a little furtive." Eli: "Yes, but we
had just had a re-fried bean lunch. #DAYS

Chad to Jake: "You eat ribs like a Neanderthal." Is there any other way?
#DAYS

Assistant Gopher

The Next Two weeks on DOOL

The next two weeks on #DOOL: Allie goes through Salem telling each
person in the town individually that she was raped. #DAYS

A Presidential Debate

Well, a quick paternity test can confirm is Tripp is telling the truth.
Case closed. #DAYS

Hope: "SHUT UP!" Vincent: "What the hell is this, a police interrogation
or a presidential debate?" #DAYS

Come on, Tripp. Three words can get any guy out of a situation like
this… "It was consensual." #DAYS

I've Been Around The Block

It didn't take a PhD in math for Steve to figure out the time frame on
Allie's pregnancy and suspect Tripp as the father. #DAYS

Nicole to Allie: "I'm not prying. I'm just trying to understand."
Translation: "I'm prying." #DAYS

Nicole: "I've been around the block a million times." It's a mighty big
block and, shall we say, very diverse. #DAYS

Nicole: "If I thought of all the things I shouldn't have done in my
life…" It would take the rest of your life. #DAYS

Terrorizing Salem

Melinda: "Kristen has been terrorizing Salem for years." Melinda isn't
exactly Mother Theresa either. #DAYS

If Kristen goes to jail she wants Marlena to help raise Rachel. She
plays the "I'm not asking for myself; I'm asking for Rachel" card. #DAYS

Chad: "Stefan didn't sleep with Abigail. He raped her, when she wasn't
in her right mind." When has Abby ever been in her right mind? #DAYS