Thursday, November 29, 2012

There Go John's Hopes For A Threesome

Brady thanks Kristin for not involving John. Within record time, he's involved. #DAYS
Jennifer had better hope the treatment that ends the tremor in Daniel's hands doesn't end the ripple in his muscles. #DAYS
Marlena says she doesn't want Kristin to come between her and John. There go John's hopes for a threesome. #DAYS
Nicole says Daniel was good to her and she paid him back with lies. And a few romps around the haystack. #DAYS

Wednesday, November 28, 2012


Marlena threatens to expose Kristin as a liar and fraud. As opposed to the cat-burglar Marlena has become. #DAYS
Did you notice Will, Nick and Gabi's conversation was 3-D... Dumb, Dumber and Dumbest. #DAYS
Ooooo... Marlena says Kristin has EVIL PLANS in her iPad. EVIL PLANS... MWAHAHAHAHAHA! #DAYS

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Wrong, Stupid And Thoughtless

Kristin says her lipstick is experimental. Hopefully that means it contains a dab of crazy glue. #DAYS
Gabi couldn't go through with the abortion. And the sun came up in the east this morning. Two big shockers in one day. #DAYS
Marlena says it was wrong, stupid and thoughtless to invade John's privacy. Three of the best reasons she could think of to do it. #DAYS

Monday, November 26, 2012

Mortal Enemies

Dr. Hill gets called away from Gabi's procedure. It's the equivalent of a call from the Governor in the execution chamber. #DAYS
Brady wants to know how many years you can get for impersonating a priest. Same as you get for impersonating an actor. #DAYS
Mortal enemies Jennifer and Nicole not only kiss and make up, they do everything but break into a chorus of Kum Ba Yah. #DAYS
You know why Nicole looked so distraught when she got into that elevator? There was no one in there to have sex with. #DAYS

Friday, November 23, 2012

Gay Caballeros

John assures Susan` nothing will spoil the day. His, Abe's and Ivan's Gay Caballero costumes already spoiled it for me. #DAYS
John's hair was more gray back then than it is now.  Over the years he's been through (ready for this?)... 50 shades of gray. #DAYS
So, all these old actors they have in this episode... do they get royalties? #DAYS
OMG! These people don't have cell phones. How can they survive? #DAYS
#DOOL writer's credo: When all else fails, have someone's teeth fly out of their mouth. #DAYS

She Only Cheated With One Guy

Next on #DOOL – Lucas: "What's going on here?" Will: "We're trying to decide how to break it to you that it's none of your business." #DAYS
Next on #DOOL – Nick: "Gabi's pregnant?" Sami: "Somewhat. You're not really pregnant unless it's multiple kids and multiple fathers." #DAYS
Next on #DOOL – Lucas: "You need $300 for a school project?" Will: "Yeah, you voted against that last school tax, remember?" #DAYS
Next on #DOOL – Nicole: "I've been through hell... can I swear in a rectory?" Eric: "If you're good at dodging lightning bolts." #DAYS
Next on #DOOL – Nick: "Gabi's pregnant? How?"  Sami: "I think you were in prison a bit too long, Nick." #DAYS
Next on #DOOL – Lucas: "I'm your father, Will. How come you keep calling me 'Gramps?'" #DAYS
Next on #DOOL – Nick: "Gabi's pregnant. You're sure there's nothing else wrong with her?" Sami: "Not physically." #DAYS
Next on #DOOL – Rafe: "So, Nick, when's the last time you saw Gabi... with her clothes on, that is." #DAYS
Next on #DOOL – Nick: "I'm just taking this all in right now." Rafe: "And what you'll be taking in is my fist in your face." #DAYS
Next on #DOOL – Billie: "Hester Prynne was an amateur. She only cheated with one guy." #DAYS
Next on #DOOL – Eric: "I can't be your confessor, Nicole. I don't have enough time for that." #DAYS
Next on #DOOL – Hope: "Why did you pick "The Scarlet Letter?" Billie: "I figured most of us could relate to a cheating ho." #DAYS
Next on #DOOL – Billie: "Today's book club selection is the story of Hester Prynne... also known as '50 Shades of Scarlet.'" #DAYS
Next on #DOOL – Eric: "I've seen unimaginable cruelty." Nicole: "When you were in Africa?" Eric: "No, that was here in Salem." #DAYS
Next on #DOOL – Rafe: "I can't find Gabi. I just came from her bedroom." Nick: "Yeah, I've spent a lot of time there myself." #DAYS
Next on #DOOL – Nick: "Rafe asked what I wanted from Gabi. I said the same as he wants from Sami. That's when he gave me a black eye." #DAYS
Next on #DOOL – Nicole: "You've changed." Eric: "How?" Nicole: "For one thing you haven't tried to cop a feel yet." #DAYS
Next on #DOOL – Nicole: "I know you're not trying to convert me." Eric: "If I did, I'd get fired." #DAYS
Next on #DOOL – Nick: "Why wouldn't you tell the father you're pregnant?"  Gabi: "I did." #DAYS
Next on #DOOL – Rafe: "Nick just thinks of you as a sex object."  Gabi: "God, I hope so." #DAYS
Next on #DOOL – City fathers rename the town square steps, "The Nicole Walker Precipice of Doom." #DAYS
Next on #DOOL – Rafe: "Gabi was close to Arianna." Sami: "Fortunately not when the SUV mowed her down." #DAYS

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Telling Secrets And Betraying Trusts

Sami's mouth... if it's not screaming, it's telling secrets and betraying trusts.  #DAYS
Careful, Eric, Nicole is a man-killer and you're on the mother of all dry spells, sometimes known as celibacy. #DAYS
Billie's right.  Hester Prynne was a woman before her time. She should've lived in Salem where all sluts are accepted. #DAYS
Speaking of Hester Prynne, she had a fling with her minister.  Don't let Nicole and Eric read that book. It might give them ideas. #DAYS

Monday, November 19, 2012

In Trouble

Sami says Gabi's "in trouble." There's a phrase for her "condition" straight out of the 50s. #DAYS
Marlena keeps deleting John's messages from Kristin. There's a level of insecurity I know I would want in my shrink. #DAYS
Sami says Will can help Gabi with her problem.  He's already helped quite enough if you ask me. #DAYS
Sami thinks Will is trying to con her into telling him about Gabi by pretending he already knows. She's really overthought that one. #DAYS
Gabi, stop worrying about Chad blabbing about Andrew. So much time has now passed he's an accessory after the fact. #DAYS
Is Maggie sick? Since when did Sami become the town busybody? #DAYS

Friday, November 16, 2012

Fifty Shades Of EJ

EJ says from now on he's Sami's boss and she'll be working under him... Conjures up images of "Fifty Shades of EJ." #DAYS
Abby — I've seen longer skirts on a ballerina.  I guess she's on a mission to do something about her "condition." #DAYS
Sami asks if Eric thinks a priest collar will stop Nicole.  Heck, it probably won't stop Eric. #DAYS
Regarding Jennifer's earrings, I always wondered what happened to the Gong Show gong. #DAYS
The Virgin Abby brings flowers to Jennifer. Jen takes them from her. Abby is now officially... (Are you ready for this?) deflowered. #DAYS

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Sexist Show

Notice Will and Sonny go topless in their lovemaking scenes, but the women never do. Sexist show. #DAYS
How the !#&%@ did Gabi get pregnant? Well, I know HOW but my point is I guess I missed the episode where Salem outlawed birth control. #DAYS
Kristin has a proposition for EJ. In Salem you shouldn't even say that to your Brother. #DAYS
John sees Marlena with Kristin but stops Marlena before she reaches critical mass. #DAYS

Monday, November 12, 2012

A String Of Girlfriends Dropping Like Dead Flies

Missed 1st 5 minutes of show. They panned in on Nicole at the start & I actually shot my TV. Had to run & get old B&W backup. #DAYS
Marlena finds John & Kristin. Takes "Hell hath no fury..." to levels Hell has never thought of. #DAYS
Nicole wonders how Brady could understand loss. Uh... how about a string of girlfriends dropping like dead flies? #DAYS
Gabi swears she won't tell anyone about Abby's... uh... condition... as she reaches for her megaphone. #DAYS
John: Per the Guy Manual, stop defending Kristin before Marlena uses that coffee grinder as a nut grinder. #DAYS

Friday, November 09, 2012

Suicide By Tetanus

First Sami, now Will are onto Nick and Gabi. Not that it's obvious but wouldn't it be easier to put it on a billboard? #DAYS
Daniel tries to talk Nicole down from the ledge as she wields a dirty scalpel.  Suicide by tetanus. At least it's original. #DAYS 
Daniel hopes this gives EJ a little peace of mind. He already has a little piece of mind on his bedroom wall where Sami shot him. #DAYS
Nicole says after losing her baby there was only one thing left to do... freak out and roll a dummy down the steps.  #DAYS

Thursday, November 08, 2012

John Gets To Keep His Nads

Marlena thinks it's best for John to be alone. Yeah, if she doesn't find him with Kristin, John gets to keep his nads. #DAYS
John asks Kristin, "Of all the cabins in all the world, why did you walk into this one?" Because there were no gin joints around. #DAYS
Two words, Nicole: BUS-TED! #DAYS
Dan offers to confront Nicole in private. She refuses. Well-played, Nicole, FOR A DUMBASS! #DAYS

Wednesday, November 07, 2012

Inglorious Basterds

OK , Nicole, you're dropped the charges.  Now, turn around and drop Jennifer right on the spot. #DAYS
Jennifer wonders what has gotten into Nicole.  Every guy in town. Ba-da-bump. #DAYS
Nicole asks if Jen thinks she'd use her dead baby as a bargaining chip.  Does a one-legged duck swim in circles? #DAYS
The way EJ was smacking through his meal, I swear he was imitating the eating scene in "Inglorious Basterds." #DAYS

Tuesday, November 06, 2012

Milli Vanilli

Stefano says he never forgot Kristin. He's such a good daddy. #DAYS
Daniel is stunned that they missed the truth. They're Salem doctors. What did he expect? #DAYS
Kristin finds an old tape cassette:  Milli Vanilli – A world of reality compared to #DOOL nonsense. #DAYS
How conveeenniiieenntt... John and Kristin are both board members.  Me? I'm a bored viewer. #DAYS

Monday, November 05, 2012

Machu Picchu

Daniel finally finds the baby suit top.  Right under a neon sign flashing "NICOLE'S... NICOLE'S..." #DAYS
Sami wonders since when Nicole cared about the truth. Since about the same time, as I recall, that Sami cared about the truth. #DAYS
Maxine can't find a record of Nicole's visit the morning of the fall.  Big deal. At Salem Hospital records are a luxury anyway. #DAYS
Of course they had to have Dr. Sedwick wind up in Machu Picchu. Every episode needs a manufactured crisis. #DAYS

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