Thursday, August 31, 2017


Wednesday, August 30, 2017

Sex With A Dead Woman

Watch It, Buddy

Chloe (on phone): "I want to report a dead body." SPD: "We're busy. We probably can't get there until she comes back to life." #DAYS

John: "Imagine we're alone. I put my arms around you. I slip my hand under..." Marlena: "Watch it, buddy." #DAYS

Brainchild Chloe doesn't want to give her name as she calls on her cell phone to a place where they no doubt have caller-ID. #DAYS

Tuesday, August 29, 2017

Marlena Gets A Taste Of Her Own Medicine

Monday, August 28, 2017

See What I Did There?

Let's hope this trap Raines in the suspect… (see what I did there?) #DAYS

Raines: "If I were you I'd be very careful." Myron: "Is that a threat?"
Sounds more like a promise to me. #DAYS

Friday, August 25, 2017

Ethel And Lucy

Angelica: "What have you done?" Bonnie: "Lucas." #DAYS

Bonnie refuses to leave Lucas.  It's kind of like when you bring a lost
puppy home. #DAYS

Chad & Abby are sooooo happy. Something is bound to spoil it. Maybe Ben
is almost done digging his way out of prison. #DAYS

Angelica: "My Marlena and Adrienne look-alikes turned out to be Ethel
and Lucy." A disgusting insult to Ethel and Lucy. #DAYS

Dr. Alex North gets a mention.  Marlena's sixth husband… or was it 7th? 
With Marlena, it's easy to lose count. #DAYS

Thursday, August 24, 2017

The "Poor-Me's"

Chad (on phone): "I support whatever decision Kate makes." Yeah, unless
he doesn't like the decision. #DAYS

Lucas has a case of the "poor-me's.  Alcohol fueled, of course. In that
case I guess you could call it the "pour-me's." #DAYS

A Prevuze protip for Lucas and Brady: Drinking solves all problems… as
long as you never sober up. #DAYS

Thursday, August 17, 2017

Dream → Dream → Nightmare

Lucas has a dream about a dream and wakes up to a nightmare. That's the way they do things on #DAYS.


Angelica reminds Bonnie she can't be with Lucas because of "the boob thing." Is she talking about her breasts or Lucas? #DAYS


Roman: "Sami and Eric are twins." But, just to be clear, not doppelgangers. #DAYS


Wednesday, August 16, 2017

Abe's Gift

Dr. Kayla needs to write herself a prescription… for a chill pill. #DAYS

One Or The Other



Tuesday, August 15, 2017

Understand And Forgive

Abe to Theo: "I respect your right to make your own choices." Then proceeds to tell him what choices he should make. #DAYS


Kayla didn't come home last night. Neither did my cat. Maybe they were together. #DAYS


Tripp to Kayla: "I can't expect you to understand or forgive but please understand and forgive me." #DAYS


Monday, August 14, 2017

Can You Hear Me Now?

Chloe: "You're Lucas, the recovering alcoholic." Apparently the "recovering" part is on hold. #DAYS


John can't hear Doc. It's the old no-reception trick. Marlena—you're supposed to say "CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW—works every time. #DAYS


Sonny: "Deimos knew exactly what he was doing when he slipped us that halo." Uh, setting up his own death? #DAYS


Take a drink every time Lucas says, "It's like Adrienne turned into a totally different person." #DAYS


Saturday, August 12, 2017

A New Drinking Game



Friday, August 11, 2017

My Trashy Girlfriend

Hey, Marlena, to get out of the looney bin you might try not acting… you know… looney. #DAYS


Bonnie and Hattie select adult entertainment. Well, at least we know they're not watching #DAYS.`


Brady: "Watch what you say about my trashy girlfriend." Lucas: "She was my trashy girlfriend, too."  Nicole was my trashy girlfriend isn't exactly an exclusive club. #DAYS


Thursday, August 10, 2017

Salem Cemetery



I Need A Scorecard

Dierdre playing Hattie playing Marlena; Judi playing Bonnie playing Adrienne… I need a scorecard to keep track of things. #DAYS


Steve defends Tripp: "He didn't kill anyone." Maybe if Tripp had tried to slice  Steve's carotid instead of Kayla's he'd feel differently. #DAYS


Abby: "I want to go with you." Chad: "You need to stay and get better." She's in the wrong kind of hospital for that. #DAYS


Wednesday, August 09, 2017

Butt Bump

A Good Option

Why bother to turn Joey in for killing Ava? Salem's penalty for murder only ranges from community service to about six months in jail. #DAYS


Hattie: "I'd never kill nobody." We'll give Hattie a pass on that. I'm guessing she doesn't get the concept of a double negative. #DAYS


Bonnie wonders how she can escape. If the prison is anything like Salem Hospital I'd say walking out the front door is a good option. #DAYS


Tuesday, August 08, 2017


With the dry-spell Roman has had in his love life I'm pretty much rooting for Hattie's plan to get together with him to work out. #DAYS


Brady to Nicole: "Say 'hi' to Eric for me." Translation: "Tell Eric to go jump in a lake." #DAYS 


Hattie: "I want a divorce." John: "We're not married." LOL. Hattie's right. With John and Marlena it's hard to keep track anyway. #DAYS


Rafe: "Eli didn't give me a damn thing." He gave the audience an eye-full when he stepped out of the shower. #DAYS


Do You Miss EJ?



Monday, August 07, 2017

Aw, Crap!

ABBY'S BACK! Is there any hope the impact of the crash realigned her brain and now she can think straight? #DAYS


Dr. Shah to Jennifer: "Your daughter is awake." If ever a look said "Aw, crap," it's the one on Gabi's face. #DAYS


Tripp: "Real families don't lie to each other." Either Tripp hasn't spent enough time in Salem or he's not very observant. #DAYS


Saturday, August 05, 2017

The Vote



Friday, August 04, 2017

Liar, Liar, Pants On Fire

Brady: "Where did you go?" Nicole: "I went for a walk." Liar, liar, pants on fire. #DAYS


Joey: "I don't get what you're saying." Joey says that a lot. #DAYS


Tripp is being really stupid unless he plans to bow Kayla away here and now. Of course, blowing her away is stupid, too. #DAYS


Thursday, August 03, 2017

Bad News

Brady says he's not in the mood for a movie. Well, I'm not in the mood for #DOOL but, trooper that I am… I'm watching. #DAYS


Jenn to Kayla: "Please tell me it's good news." Nope. It's bad news… Abby survived. #DAYS


BULLETIN: Scientists announce the speed of light was broken when Brady left the room and Nicole headed out to see Eric. #DAYS


Wednesday, August 02, 2017

Netflix For Kids


Jennifer: "I wish Abby would never have married that man." JJ: "Which one?" #DAYS


Gabi says Abby always beats the odds. How is living with a serial killer or being committed to a mental institution beating the odds? #DAYS


Marlena is trapped in a trunk, I hope she doesn't literally have to be Dr. Poo Poo until she gets out. #DAYS


Dr. Poo Poo, Mr. Roman, Mr. Dimples. I feel like I'm watching Netflix for Kids. #DAYS


André: "If there is no photo there is no crime." Apparently a dead body doesn't make it a crime? #DAYS

Tuesday, August 01, 2017


Brady: "Things are crazy and tomorrow things will be just as crazy." It's Salem. It's crazy every day. #DAYS

Gabi tells Kate that Dario is going into WitSec. Or as they call it with Dario there, WitLess. #DAYS

Give an episode enough Rope and it will hang itself. #DAYS

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