Friday, January 29, 2016

Such A Cop

Rafe tells Hope, "You are such a cop." Except for the part of her that is a cold-blooded murderer. #DAYS
Brady keeps having Daniel's thoughts. For Pete's sake, Brady, it was a heart transplant not a brain transplant. #DAYS
Ciara is really pushing hope to get it on with Rafe. I guess a few weeks is enough mourning period for her dad. #DAYS

Thursday, January 28, 2016

He'll Be A Doctor In Five Years

Daniel—such a good surgeon that Jennifer can wear that dress cut down to her belly button without showing her heart transplant scar. #DAYS
Maggie says her not being around is something Melanie doesn't have to worry about.  Yes she does the way the show is killing people off. #DAYS
Parker chooses a stethoscope to take to the funeral. Appropriate, since he'll be a doctor in five years. #DAYS

Wednesday, January 27, 2016

No One Accidentally Goes Slumming

Phillip follows Belle around like a lost puppy but with the intentions of a hound dog on the prowl. #DAYS
I'm surprised Marlena didn't take pictures of Eric off to jail like you do with your kid heading for the first day of school. #DAYS
Belle goes off the deep end about everyone blaming her for her split with Shawn.  No one accidentally goes slumming, Belle. #DAYS

Bonnie & Clyde / Hope & Rafe


Tuesday, January 26, 2016

Sassing Mommy

Ciara gives Hope a snide answer at Hope's party tray suggestion. In my house, this was called 'sassing Mommy' & had big consequences. #DAYS
André survives a building implosion.  This officially counts as yet another #DOOL return from the dead. #DAYS
Joey comes to the party drunk. At least he's sober enough to be reading JJ's old angst-filled-teen scripts. #DAYS

Note To Self

Monday, January 25, 2016

To The Closest Hotel Room

Joey: "Mom's out of touch for a while." Patch: "There's a while and then there's a while." Patch hits the nail on the head every time." #DAYS
Ciara asks Rafe how he likes fishing. Rafe asks if it's a trick question. With Rafe, all questions are trick questions. #DAYS
Joey wants to run away with Ava... to the closest hotel room. #DAYS

Saturday, January 23, 2016


The Gal's On Fire



André DiMera — an avant-garde fashionista.

Friday, January 22, 2016

The World's Oldest Profession

Protip for Belle and Phillip: What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas... except on a soap opera. #DAYS
Belle charged her gambling losses to Phillip's room. She may call that convenience but I call it the world's oldest profession. #DAYS
Abby shops for houses. I suppose the house Clyde gave her and Ben is off the table. #DAYS

Thursday, January 21, 2016

Hope & Ciara Have "The Talk"


Ties And Tough Guys And Sluts, Oh My!


Not Drinking The Kool-Aid

Marlena stares at Eric's picture: Her priest-turned-drunken-sot-murderer of a son. #DAYS
Crafty John didn't drink the tea. When it comes to this plot, I'm not drinking the Kool-Aid either. Total rewrite of John's past. #DAYS
Ciara walks in & Rafe acts like a teenager caught with his hand up Hope's blouse. Teenage mentality is a stretch for Rafe. #DAYS

Wednesday, January 20, 2016

Strip Poker


Do It Yourself

Eric's a do-it-yourself kinda guy.

Prurient Instincts

Belle — faithful to the end. To her prurient instincts, not her husband. #DAYS
Roman says they need Hope on the SPD. True — the more murders she commits the more overtime for Salem cops. #DAYS
Shawn tells Claire, "Sometimes love isn't enough." Belle is in a Las Vegas hotel room proving that is true. #DAYS

Good Nicole vs. Bad Nicole


Tuesday, January 19, 2016

Good Nicole

Good Nicole — Good in more ways than one.

Bad Nicole Usually Wins

Marlena had considered getting Eric out of the country. That'd work well. Just like the "Affluenza" mom who got her kid out. #DAYS
"Good Nicole" argues with "Bad Nicole."  Based on past experience, I'd say "Bad Nicole" usually wins." #DAYS
Deimos seduced Victor's fiancée 4 days before the wedding? The Guy Manual would advise Victor losing her was a lucky break. #DAYS

Monday, January 18, 2016

Murder Incorporated

Looking down on Salem Bo regrets his decision to ask Rafe to look after Hope. #DAYS
What should we call Hope & Rafe together? HoRa? Rope? Hafe? HoR? Or, how about just Murder Incorporated? #DAYS
Belle decides to go to Las Vegas with Phillip. It seems his scheme, unlike him, had legs. #DAYS

Too Many Murders To Remember


Saturday, January 16, 2016



Friday, January 15, 2016


RAGUOC – The opposite of a COUGAR – A young man on the prowl.  That would be Joey. #DAYS
Ava lets Joey down easy... Just like a lead balloon goes down easy. #DAYS
Kayla's being charged & Steve says Ava's baby is his—Their train of blissful romance heads for the canyon & the bridge has collapsed. #DAYS

Thursday, January 14, 2016

Stefano Died Laughing

Parker refuses to go live with Chloe. Parker's smarter than I thought he was. #DAYS
Did you notice Stefano died laughing? That's because he read the Prevuze account of his death as he fell. #DAYS
No one in Salem locks the door when they're making whoopee but Rafe locks the conference room door to brood alone. Hmmm... #DAYS

Wednesday, January 13, 2016

Living Like A Monk

Marlena thinks Eric will be hard on himself. Not as hard as he was on Daniel. #DAYS
Marlena: "I've come to realize I don't want to live without you." Make life easier on everyone and leave her, John. #DAYS
Victor apologizes to Maggie: "I don't want to run the risk of causing you more pain." Or run the risk of living like a monk. #DAYS

Tuesday, January 12, 2016

Patch, Jr.?


Salem Ordinances

Rafe & Hope clean the rumpus room. Don't clean the, uh...  residue... off the couch or someone will figure something's wrong for sure. #DAYS
André just busts in on Chad and Abby. Salem Ordinance 20130422g prohibits the installation of locks on doors #DAYS
Ava drops the "baby bomb" on Patch. Salem Ordinance 20130422h prohibits the use of any birth control device. #DAYS

Monday, January 11, 2016


The Prevuze Unabashed Dictionary defines "Chabosecond" as the amount of time Chad&Abby's bliss lasted until JJ & Jennifer destroyed it #DAYS
Stefano should have quit while he was ahead. Goes down singing "♫ Know when to hold 'em, ♪ know when to fold 'em... ♫" #DAYS
Phillip to Belle: "I'm not making a play; I just want to be friends." Protip for gals: That's a play. #DAYS

Saturday, January 09, 2016

Slingin' Lead

Stefano taunts
And Hope slings lead
Stefano falls
Is Stefano Dead?

Thursday, January 07, 2016


So Chad is now un-brainwashed. Does that mean he has a dirty mind? #DAYS
Steve assures Kayla everything will be OK. Probably so... unless you're Daniel. #DAYS
Belle tells Phillip everything. If the woman were any dumber they'd have to water her. #DAYS

Wednesday, January 06, 2016

Daniel's Last Mile


God's In Big Trouble

Abby manipulates Chad by accusing Stefano and André of manipulating him... and, of course, there's the baby thing she hit him with. #DAYS
Uh oh. Nicole is ticked off at God. God's in big trouble. #DAYS
Remember when the #DAYS staff wished us a happy new year? With all this death & mayhem gotta ask exactly what they meant by "happy."

Tuesday, January 05, 2016

Danny We Hardly Knew Ye


Two Recipients One Donor

One more syrupy teat-filled one-sided bedside conversation and I'm hurling. #DAYS
Two recipients, one donor, all "family," tear-filled goodbyes, who's the daddy story—this is soapier than a flooded carwash. #DAYS
What's the deal with the kids having a New Year's Eve party when New Year's Eve is long gone? Oh, I get it—They SORASed New Year's Eve #DAYS

Monday, January 04, 2016

They Deserve Each Other

Won't they just be the world's best parents?

The Molten Core Of The Earth

Chad says lying is beneath Abby. No, the only thing beneath Abby is the molten core of the earth. #DAYS
It's hard to tell the victims apart.  Their faces all look like something that comes out of a meat processing plant. #DAYS
JJ says when he saw Gabi all he thought was, "I'll walk out with her." I'll bet that's not all he was thinking. #DAYS

Sunday, January 03, 2016



Hard To Keep Track Of

With Abby it's not obsessive–compulsive disorder; it's just hard to keep track of.

Friday, January 01, 2016



Jennifer's Nightmare


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