Thursday, December 26, 2019

Stefano's Super Salem Santa Switch

Today's title: "Stefano's Super Salem Santa Switch." #DAYS

Nicole doesn't watch Days of Our Lives or she would have known that present wasn't for her. #DAYS

Scene's we'd like to see: The look on Steveano's face when he finds out he mistook Hattie for Marlena and had a whirlwind affair with her. #DAYS

It's The Thought That Counts

 

 

Wednesday, December 25, 2019

Steve playing Stefano playing Santa

Abe wants to know how John couldn't recognize Hope/Gina was after him. To paraphrase Forrest Gump: Clueless is as Clueless does. #DAYS

Not only have they SORASed Arianna, they've also bratted her out. #DAYS

They took Will's freedom away, not his brain… wonders what the hell Ciara is doing visiting him. #DAYS

In case you're having trouble following this complex plot line, you're watching Steve playing Stefano playing Santa. #DAYS

Dim Bulbs

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro' the house,

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,

And Horton dim bulbs adorned the Christmas tree there.

 

Friday, December 20, 2019

The Vestal Virgins

Kristen and Lani both feel like they have a second chance at life. That's a common thing in Salem what with everyone coming back from the dead on a regular basis. #DAYS

Abby to Chad: "Your father will never change." Personality… maybe not. Bodies… don't be so sure. #DAYS

Roman to Kate: "Something tells me you won't be in your bed alone." OMG! Kate's membership in the Vestal Virgins is in jeopardy. #DAYS

Thursday, December 19, 2019

Clark Kent Glasses

Why are the cops whispering. They already screamed that they were at the door? #DAYS

Will: "Sonny said the kiss just happened once and it meant nothing." Standard #DOOL first-kiss story. #DAYS

Scenes we'd like to see: Steve comes back to Salem along with Steveano. Like Superman with his Clark Kent Glasses, no one can tell him apart from Steveano when he's wearing his patch. #DAYS

Will should tell Ben what happened with Adrienne. Been could promise he'll take Will's story to the grave… soon. #DAYS

So Evan had a relationship on the west coast. Please don't let it be Paul. That would prove there are only four gays in America. #DAYS

Monday, December 16, 2019

A Rat In Ben's Bed

Jack to Jennifer: "Let's blow this pop stand." So that's what it is. I always knew it wasn't a real hospital. #DAYS

Q: Why is there a rat in Ben's bed? A: Because it's too hard to sneak a horse's head into the prison. #DAYS

I wish Kate had tried to kick Evan out because he's gay. That would add some life to that storyline. #DAYS

Well played, Ciara… NOT. #DAYS

Thursday, December 12, 2019

Sara's Black Bra Under Her White Top

We've lost the males in the audience. They can't stop staring at Sarah's black bra under her white top. #DAYS

Kate to Sonny: "You need to go see Will." I don't know about that, but he definitely needs to go see a barber. #DAYS

Still A Monk

 

 

Wednesday, December 11, 2019

Booze

The way relationships in Salem go, booze is probably what it will take. #DAYS

 

Living In Sin

Scenes we'd like to see: In an incredible twist, Lani and Kristen recruit JJ and Eli to become monks. #DAYS

Eli accuses Lani and Kristen of playing 'holier than thou.' They're novitiates. They probably are holier than him. #DAYS

Justin and Kayla are moving in together. I think they should celebrate by asking Father Tim to dinner to celebrate the fact they are living in sin.. #DAYS

I've been clocking Chad and Steveano's texts. According to my statistics they both can thumb type at about 120 words per minute. #DAYS

So McKenzie has hopeless brain cancer. There's a nice cheery Christmas story for the viewers. #DAYS

Tuesday, December 10, 2019

Sucked His Lips Right Off His Face

 

Shocking that Gabi's in her office but she's probably playing Candy Crush on that iPad. #DAYS

 

So John didn't throw away Brady's baseball cards. Just think, they could be worth a fortune if they weren't all from the Salem Marauders minor league team. #DAYS

 

Sarah to Xander: "I have something to say to you." Then the gal didn't say a word, just sucked his lips right off his face. #DAYS

Time For A Quickie

Forget about Mickey;
It's time for a quickie.


To err is human; to forgive divine.


This time, try it head-first.




Thursday, December 05, 2019

A Blog Called Prevuze

Kate's situation isn't so unusual. I myself nearly became the president of General Motors but when that fell through I became a Starbuck's barista and started a blog called Prevuze. #DAYS

Nicole: "Why am I looking at designs straight out of Woodstock?" Because you keep hanging around Kate. #DAYS

"You know how much Nicole loves you," says Brady after chasing down Eric. "AND I LOVE HER," screams Eric with all the hate he can muster. #DAYS

"Nun" Also Means "None"

Someone needs to remind Kristen "nun" also means "none." #DAYS

 

Tuesday, December 03, 2019

Gay Caballeros

 

 

A Salem Damsel In Distress

Clyde and Ben struggle. Clyde knocks Ben down. Will stands there like a Salem damsel in distress. #DAYS

Eric → Nicole → Curb. #DAYS

A little known #DOOL fact: Black Friday was named in honor of Brady. #DAYS

Something To Show Him

 

 

Monday, December 02, 2019

Unwarranted Judgment

Vegas odds say Will could take Clyde. He's younger, in better shape and with Clyde in his face Will's in position to give him a firm knee you-know-where. #DAYS

The Salem Turkey Trot: apparently you had to be a turkey to enter. #DAYS

"All Marlena ever does is pass out unwarranted judgments," says Gina in an unwarranted judgment. #DAYS

Sunday, December 01, 2019

Bad News / Good News

 

 

Free Eve Donovan

 

 

My Boring Job

 

 


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