Monday, October 29, 2018

Puffy Shirt

 

 

A Cardboard Shack In A Hurricane

Every time they show EJ I think if it were in black and white I'd think I was watching the 1931 version of "The Mummy." #DAYS

Dr. Prevuze sez no one survives burns of any significance over 90% of their body. #DAYS

Sarah and Rex are entirely too happy. Don't worry. This is Salem. It'll collapse like a cardboard shack in a hurricane. #DAYS

Thursday, October 25, 2018

Not A Resounding Endorsement

JJ goes through Gabi's purse. Related scientific fact: Going through women's purses led scientists to prove black holes really do exist. #DAYS

Kate accuses Abby of shoving her. Abby says she has no proof of that. Maybe Kate wears a body-cam. In fact she could have an entire TV studio hidden in the folds of that blouse. #DAYS

I'm confused. Why don't they just wheel Hattie out and wheel Marlena in? #DAYS

Maybe between Lucas and Bonnie the judge could just award the baby to the person who had the shortest prison sentence. #DAYS

John: "Hattie's a ticking time bomb." Not exactly a resounding endorsement for why Roman should hook up with her. #DAYS

Tuesday, October 23, 2018

She's Kate

Nicole is gone. Blown to smithereens, apparently. Don't be despondent, Nicole fans, on #DOOL it's unusual if they DON'T come back from the dead. #DAYS

Jennifer: "Tell us why Kate would lie." Uh… she's Kate. #DAYS

Paul: "I thought you were talking to your mom when you said you were happy to hear their voice." Will: "I was talking to Sonny." Tactical error Will. You had a perfect exit and slammed the door on yourself. #DAYS

Sunday, October 21, 2018

Belle

 

 

Thursday, October 18, 2018

Erectile Dysfunction

Sami discovers EJ may not be dead but something else might be

Tuesday, October 16, 2018

Samanther

Eric to Nicole: "This is the beginning of our new life together." Which, if Xander comes back, won't last long. #DAYS

Remember: If he doesn't call her, "Samanther" it's not really EJ." #DAYS

Lucas is right. The judge will have to decide which ex-con to give baby Bonnie to. #DAYS

Friday, October 12, 2018

Protip

Hey, Eric, don't worry about the incriminating evidence Xander has. Just move to Canada with Nicole. I hear the cabin she shared with Brady is available. #DAYS

Protip for Nicole and Eric: If you are worried about Xander walking in on you, there is probably a motel down the street that is within your budget range. #DAYS

Thursday, October 11, 2018

Deals Evolve

Nicole: "I'm not a killer." So when she tried to electrocute Victor that was an April Fool's joke? #DAYS

Sami: "I'm going to find EJ with or without your help." I wouldn't be so cavalier about that. You just put $63 million in his bank account for his help. #DAYS

Stefan demands the rest of his money. Sami tells him "deals evolve." You're right, Stefan. You just can't do anything with $63 million these days. #DAYS

Wednesday, October 10, 2018

Collagen-Stuffed Lips

Stefan: "The numbers you gave me in this report are inflated." As inflated as Mimi's collagen-stuffed lips? #DAYS

Xander to Nicole: "A penny for your thoughts?" Well, the way he's (un)dressed, we know what he's thinking. #DAYS

Eric to Nicoe: "I'd stand up to 1,000 Xanders." Until one of those Xanders punched him then he'd be flat on the floor. #DAYS

Tuesday, October 09, 2018

Trail of Tears

Kristen: "I can't believe I'm here with you." I can't believe you havent figured out he's stringing you along. #DAYS

There is a chance Brady is being sincere with Kristen. His life with women has been a trail of tears and he might want to keep that record in tact #DAYS

Plastic Surgery

It's supposed to be "nip and tuck" not "slash and burn." #DAYS

No Experience Necessary

 

 

Monday, October 08, 2018

Anne O. Rexia

There is more silicone in Mimi's lips than in Bonnie's boobs. #DAYS

Abe: "If we don't have rules what do we have?" The Salem Police Department? #DAYS

Sheila has obviously not read "How To Win Firends And Influence People." Of course, neither has Abe. #DAYS

Mimi has been spending a little too much time with her friend Anne Orexia. #DAYS

Saturday, October 06, 2018

Trick Or Treat

 

 

The Cat Died

 

 

Flattery

 

 

Friday, October 05, 2018

Other Women

Abby asks for Marlena's help. I hope they send her to Hattie. #DAYS

Kate: "Sometimes the men in our lives don't know what's good for them." In your case, that would be other women. #DAYS

Where did Lucas get the authority to decide whether Bonnie stays at the police station or not? #DAYS

Roman threatens to extricate Kate. If there is one thing this show doesn't need it's an extra Kate. #DAYS

My Last Hope

Eric to Chloe: "You are my last hope." When Chloe is your last hope, you are out of hope. #DAYS

Loose lips sink ships. Sami may have just sunk the entire fleet telling Eli she needs to look for her mom. #DAYS

Victor telling Maggie he knows the whole story about Nicole is like hanging a T-bone steak in front of a hungry dog. She'll get it out of him or die trying. #DAYS

Wednesday, October 03, 2018

Gaslighting

John: "Oh, Doc, you're awake." Congratulate me, I'm Married." #DAYS

I realize Gabi is gaslighting her, but Abby's mental illness returning wouldn't be a big surprise anyway. #DAYS

John: "The role of Marlena Evans is now being played by Hattie Adams." Yes, and she's giving great psychological advice to people like Eve, too. #DAYS

Another Brady Black Relationship Bites The Dust

 

 

Monday, October 01, 2018

Guy Manual Admonition

Abe: "Aren't you going to kiss the bride." John: "I'm just savoring the moment." Great line. #DAYS

Kristen is going to kill Marlena because she corrects people's grammar? I can understand that. I'm ready to attack anyone who mixes up and "there, their and they're." #DAYS

Tripp clearly hasn't read the Guy Manual admonition that when she wants to drag you into the bedroom is not the time to start a long discussion about it. #DAYS


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