Friday, September 28, 2012

Born Yesterday

Justin says he can't help Gabi unless she tells him what happened. Translation: Justin can't wait to hear this juicy story.#DAYS
Will asks if Sami was born yesterday. I'm not sure she's that mature. #DAYS
What's to prevent Rafe from agreeing to stay away from Sami, getting Gabi off the hook & then pursuing Sami again afterward? #DAYS
They must've blown their body oil budget for a year to get Rafe's pecs to glisten like that coming out of the shower. #DAYS

Thursday, September 27, 2012

The Marine Corps Mascot

Melanie says she needs space. Doesn't she have enough of that between her ears? #DAYS
Sonny & Will, Bo & Hope, that couch in the town square has seen more action this week than Roman has in the past two years. #DAYS
Lucas, Rafe & EJ sniffing around Sami in the same episode. If there were any more men in her life she'd be the Marine Corps mascot. #DAYS
Brady and Marlena used some form of "be there for you" a record 57 times in their conversation. Really. I counted. #DAYS

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

No Donuts In Space

Hey, #DOOL writers, haven't we done the Sami-Rafe-EJ triangle thing already? #AdNauseam  #DAYS
Ad note: A certain yogurt's the only one endorsed by a certain weightloss program. Think there's not a boatload of money behind that? #DAYS
Bo would be a failure as an astronaut. There are no donuts in space. #DAYS
Melanie postpones the wedding and leaves Chad hanging.  A hanging Chad. Ba-da-boom. #DAYS
Whew! For a minute there I thought Bo and Hope were going to throw it down right there on the town square couch. #DAYS

Friday, September 21, 2012

A Flying Leap Into Disaster

Maggie: "Melanie is taking a flying leap into disaster." I wish she'd just take a flying leap. #DAYS
If Melanie's so concerned about Nick how come she's meeting her former demonic crazed stalker in the woods? #DAYS
Nicole walks around cussing like an angry longshoreman.  I'm guessing DannyRafe's first word will have four letters. #DAYS
Adrienne says she knows nothing about raising girls. Except for when she was Bonnie Lockhart and raised Mimi, that is. #DAYS
Nick badgers the new bar wench at the pub. No doubt she'll be the next Chief of Staph at Salem Hospital. #DAYS

Thursday, September 20, 2012

Maybe History Will Repeat Itself

Lucas says sparing Sami's feelings isn't high on his list any more. Translation: He's not getting laid any more. #DAYS
Hope calls Abe "Dad." Now there's a story line I didn't see coming. #DAYS
Melanie: "No more talk about leaving town." Good. Just do it. #DAYS
Unlike most, I'm all for Melanie getting married. She got shot on her last wedding day. Maybe history will repeat itself. #DAYS

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Sami And Rafe Shop For Books

Sami And Rafe Shop For Books:

Thursday, September 13, 2012


Rafe says maybe Sami shouldn't be with anyone.  Yeah, Sister Sami, that'd work. For five seconds. #DAYS
Gabi tells Nick she and Melanie have been friends forever. Right, through thick and thin... and kidnappings. #DAYS
EJ arrives after Sami and Rafe's face-suck-fest.  Better check her for Rafe's fingerprints, EJ. #DAYS
I guess after his big argument with Sami, Rafe decided they should kiss and make up. #DAYS

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

They're All Doomed

EJ orders up the "height of romance and then top that." The guy's pulling out all the stops to get laid, isn't he? #DAYS
Rafe likes the name Daniel Raphael Hernandez, "It's so... so..." The word you're looking for, Raphael, is "me." #DAYS
Jennifer: upset because her daughter's a virgin. Dan: upset because his daughter's marrying the guy who's banging her lights out. WTH? #DAYS
Melanie says she doesn't know what she'd do if she lost Chad. Didn't she say the same thing about losing Phillip? Like 100 times? #DAYS
Brady reads "Living with loss." Keep it for your next girlfriend, too, Brady. They're all doomed. #DAYS

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

America's Sodom And Gomorrah

Jennifer wonders how Abby could still be a virgin. I think that speaks for the mindset in Salem, a.k.a America's Sodom & Gomorrah. #DAYS
Maggie insists Melanie wasn't supposed to meet Nick this way. Of course she was. This is #DOOL. #DAYS
Clueless Sami, who has been around the block more than the Google Maps van, doesn't seem to get what EJ is after. #ItAintLunch #DAYS
Jennifer: the only mother ever to be found bawling because her daughter is a virgin. #DAYS
Nicole stands in the bushes and listens to Daniel and Jennifer. How Shakespeaian. Somehow the Bard pulled it off better. #DAYS
Nick searches the newspaper for jobs. How '80s. #DAYS

Monday, September 10, 2012


Rafe and Sami share a tender moment. EJ knocks. I expected Sami to yell, "NEXT!" #DAYS
Chad wonders if the fact he and Melanie are in love with each other doesn't say something. I think it says they both must be nuts. #DAYS
Between her experiences with Cameron and Austin it seems Abby couldn't get laid at a Gigolos-R-Us clearance sale. #DAYS
Sami really thinks EJ wants to go to the Green Mountain for dinner. Apparently she doesn't understand the dessert is Sami Jubilee. #DAYS
If you thought EJ and Sami were actually going to do the nasty, you flunk #DOOL 101. #DAYS

Friday, September 07, 2012

From Bar Wench To Chief Of Staph

Notice to all bar wenches: Consider a career move by becoming Chief of Staph at your local hospital. #DAYS
Nicole tells Jen her relationship with Daniel is more complicated than friendship. Translation: Daniel likes to play squish the baby. #DAYS
Marlena claims she's on Sami's side. That's only because Carrie isn't around to trump Sami for Marlena's support.
Jennifer says Nicole is vulnerable. Translation: "Get your hands off Daniel or I'll scratch your eyes out." #DAYS
Kayla offers Jennifer the Director of Communications job. The previous Director quit to snap up that bar wench opening at the pub. #DAYS

Wednesday, September 05, 2012

Heavy Traffic On That Thoroughfare

Lucas claims he's through with Sami. Translation: He's not through with Sami. #DAYS
Rafe: Rafe says he'll never fall for Sami again. Translation: He'll fall for her again. #DAYS
EJ, Lucas, Rafe, Brandon, Austin. Bring 'em all on. Instead of getting Sami involved in a triangle, let's have a polygon. #DAYS
What the heck is the map of New York doing on the wall?  Is Nick in Sing-Sing? #DAYS
Lucas claims Sami is a one-way-street. And I must say there has been some heavy traffic on that thoroughfare. #DAYS

Tuesday, September 04, 2012

That Giant Sucking Sound

#DAYS is so real. Convicts everywhere, every day, wrestle over whether to take parole or not.
To recap, Melanie goes to Gabi because she's the only person without an opinion about Nick's release... and asks for her opinion. #DAYS
How convenient Nicole moves in with Jennifer.  Now Daniel can pursue Jen with a consolation prize right at hand. #DAYS
That giant sucking sound you hear is Sami sucking up to Rafe so he'll drop the charges. #DAYS

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