Thursday, July 31, 2014

Artificial Intelligence

Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight, I wish I may, I wish I might, see Sami and Abby in a rockin' cat-fight. #DAYS
Sami says Abby is just a notch on EJ's bedpost.  More like a smear on his shower stall wall. #DAYS
Kristin says she has AI software, meaning Artificial Intelligence — the only kind of intelligence in Salem. #DAYS
Fashion statement: Kristin says she just wants to see Brady in the flesh. Her skirt is so short we're seeing her in the flesh. #DAYS

Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Disregard For Children

Kristin answers the phone, hears Brady's voice and is speechless. First time for everything. #DAYS
They're adding a children's wing at Salem Hospital. You mean the good people of Salem actually have that much disregard for children? #DAYS
Do people in Salem ever walk across the square without bumping into someone? #DAYS
Why is Kayla so upset about firing Abby? Anyone in town would give her a job.  I understand town patron saint is available. #DAYS

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

That Medieval Hall Of Horrors

Sami wants Anne to bring her up to speed on the hospital.  The speed of that medieval hall of horrors is zero. #DAYS
When Daniel woke up I'll bet he had a big headache.  Then he looked up, saw Kristin and realized he had an even bigger one. #DAYS
EJ tells Sonny he made one stupid mistake. One he got caught at, that is. #DAYS
Eve says she has a rare blood type.  Whatever it is, I'm sure it has ice water in it. #DAYS

Monday, July 28, 2014

A Ringing Endorsement

Jennifer wants JJ to break the male code and tell her how he feels. Just talking to Jennifer breaks the male code. #DAYS
Eric gives John a blessing.  Tell me again, who is the patron saint of fireplace poker injuries? #DAYS
Jenn says her family is better off than ever? JJ sentenced to community service, Jenn dumped by Daniel and Abby the new Salem slut? #DAYS
Daniel's going to St. Louis, Kate went to Poplar Bluff. Are these product placement ads by the Missouri Department of Tourism? #DAYS
Brady says he & Nicole are still friends, "I'm in no position to be picky." Now there's a ringing endorsement for Nicole's friendship.#DAYS

Friday, July 25, 2014

Eve's Theme Song

Paige asks which blouse Eve likes.  She chooses the one where the buttons are tiny little padlocks. #DAYS
#DOOL factoid: John is only 23 years old... if you don't count the time he hasn't spent in comas. #DAYS
Victor on the show always brightens my day a little. He doesn't brighten Theresa's, though. #DAYS
If you just just can't get enough of it, The hour-long album of Eve's theme song, "Uhhh Ahhh," is available on #DAYS

Thursday, July 24, 2014

A Cupcake Baking Whore

Ciara wonders why Hope's in a hurry to go on vacation. Because she's in a hurry to do something else... or someone else. #DAYS
Sami softens then freaks out again. Her emotions are a bigger roller coaster than the Millennium Force at Cedar Point. #DAYS
Rafe thinks Kate's revenge might make Stefano do to her what he tried to do to Rafe.  Rafe needs to think that one through. #DAYS
Sami calls Abby a cupcake baking whore. Caroline called her a Twinkie. You'd think EJ had sex with Little Debbie. #DAYS
EJ, be careful how hard you beg for Samantha to come back to you. She might actually do it. #DAYS

Wednesday, July 23, 2014


Clyde says it's hard to tell if he's happier or the kids. My guess is he's a lot happier than they are now that he's around. #DAYS
Sami says she & EJ put themselves through hell. Yes—including her "de-nookie-fication stunt," which didn't help his, uh, resolve. #DAYS
Jennifer says Sami was out of line going after Abby. Because, you know, Abby's only tiny infraction was throwing herself at EJ. #DAYS
Aiden: "Don't rush into marriage. It could be the biggest mistake of your life." He's been reading the Guy Manual again. #DAYS

Tuesday, July 22, 2014


I KNEW it would be Kate behind the rumpus room door. She certainly got a front row seat for the EJ grovel-a-thon. #DAYS
Daniel watches Eve and Jen fight: "Everything OK?" I hope what he ordered for lunch was a clue. #DAYS
Eve says she doesn't hold a grudge against Abby. I don't think Abby is as concerned about Eve's grudge as she is about Sami's. #DAYS
JJ wants Paige's trust. Eve wants JJ's trust. What I trust is that whole house of cards will collapse. #DAYS
Sami softens. EJ buys it so I guess his brain is softening right along with Sami. #DAYS

Monday, July 21, 2014

Theresa Lawyers-Up

The way they panned in on Nicole in bed at the start, I thought it was a Misty Circle movie. #DAYS
Theresa lawyers-up. Given the legal talent in Salem that's usually a sign you're going to prison. #DAYS
Nicole says she'd do anything for Eric... too bad she didn't have that attitude when she could've save his priesthood. #DAYS
Just a thought: If John is brain dead can't they just get that CD of Stefano's and reboot his mind like they did before? #DAYS
So John might be in a permanent coma; otherwise known as the Jan Spears syndrome. #DAYS

Friday, July 18, 2014

Popular Names In Poplar Bluff

Kate interrupts Sami's one-woman-vendetta to work on their two-women-vendetta. #DAYS
Adrienne thinks Abby has been through enough since Jack died. Well, she's certainly been through her share of DiMera men. #DAYS
Will wonders what's wrong with EJ. He suffers from the affliction of being a guy. #DAYS
Tammy Sue, Ollie and Clyde. How did they dig up the three most popular names in Poplar Bluff? #DAYS

Monday, July 14, 2014

A Man Lied?

Hope and Aiden... Oh, the chemistry!  Come to think of it though, oil and water have chemistry. #DAYS
Eve wants what is best for Paige... as long as what's best for page is best for Eve. #DAYS
Eric: "Let go and let God." John: "Right... Let go and let God have Theresa." #DAYS
Abby insists EJ promised the truth would never come out. A man lied? There's a first time for everything. #DAYS
Abby goes into detail. Jennifer begs her to stop. If it were two guys, we'd get the whole play-by-play. #DAYS

Friday, July 11, 2014

A Woman Scorned

Note to EJ & Abby: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. A woman scorned hath no fury like Samantha scorned. #DAYS
JJ, Paige is headed for Stanford and her mother is a beyotch. Ever think of giving up on that family and finding someone else? #DAYS
Sami: "I'm about to unload an earful on your slut of a daughter." BRING IT, SAMI! #DAYS
Eve works JJ: "Come into my parlor said the spider to the fly." #DAYS
You just knew knew Marlena was going to pull her performance out of the fire, didn't you? #DAYS

Sami's Tirade; EJ's Remorse

Sami unleashes her revenge on EJ and Abigail for their "indiscretion."

Thursday, July 10, 2014

Feelings And All That Malarkey

Could someone please remind poor little victim Abby it takes two to tango? Oh, never-mind, I think Sami is about to do that. #DAYS
Sami's assault is the same as the old west tradition of shooting at someone's feet & telling him to dance. And oh, does EJ dance." #DAYS
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Brady's money happened in Vegas and will stay... you get the idea. #DAYS
Jennifer thinks her dust-up with Eve is about the high school prom.  Well, they are acting like juveniles. #DAYS
Victor: "Maggie is a female.  She understands feelings and all that malarkey." I can't improve on a comment like that. #DAYS

Wednesday, July 09, 2014

A Slut-In-The-Box

Marybeth is the Ann Millbauer of the teenage set. #DAYS
Had to LOL when Eve blew into Daniel's apartment.  She just popped up like a slut-in-the-box. #DAYS
I thought Shin was going to take Kate's cell phone away from her and say, "You'll get this back at the end of the semester." #DAYS
Some #DOOL flashbacks are in color, some are blurry and some are in black and white.  I'm sure this has deep meaning that escapes me. #DAYS

Tuesday, July 08, 2014

The Nookie Jar

EJ's statement, "Go... to... hell..." any local news station would be overjoyed to get a sound bite like that. #DAYS
Nicole says Sami is the Queen of Screw-ups. EJ had better hope she screws this one up. #DAYS
Brady says when he looks at John he sees Kristin.  Man, the drugs really are getting to him. #DAYS
Sami says EJ didn't sleep with Abby because she wasn't satisfying him... 'scuze me Sami but you cut off his access to the "nookie jar" #DAYS

Monday, July 07, 2014

Running Short On Brain Cells

Sami Brady had a plan, E-I-E-I-O. And with this plan she pwned her man, E-I-E-I-O. #DAYS
Brady: "I'm running late for work." And running short on brain cells. #DAYS
Notice: "On today's show the part of Eric DiMera was played by Sha-Na-Na's Bowser. #DAYS
When Sami asked EJ, "Who can you trust," the wind from her fluttering eyelashes nearly blew him over. #DAYS

Thursday, July 03, 2014

Years Of Sexual Hibernation

Marlena certainly has a renewed interest in Roman since he came out of years of sexual hibernation. #DAYS
JJ has a high school degree. With that & other things* he can write his own ticket. *Other things — College Degree and experience. #DAYS
EJ blames Stefano. Salem city ordinance 3059b says it's illegal to blame yourself for the messes you make. #DAYS
Rafe goes down to rattle EJ's cage.  In this case, literally. #DAYS

Wednesday, July 02, 2014

When The Whipped Cream Hits The Fan

Hope says she doesn't know anything about Aiden. Translation: If at first you don't succeed, pry, pry again. #DAYS
Rafe: "You want me to cuff DiMera and right now he's getting married to my ex-wife." #OnlyInSalem #DAYS
And now when the whipped cream hits the fan, Sami gets half the DiMera fortune. #PrenupsAreForWimps #DAYS
#ThingsTimHowardCouldSave — Sami and EJ's marriage on Days of Our Lives. #DOOL #DAYS

Tuesday, July 01, 2014

Whatever Substance Hits The Fan

Lucas wonders if Sami has a wedding to go to.  She has so many of them she tends to forget. #DAYS
Will's EJ's best man.  He'd better not stand too close or he could get hit by shrapnel... Or whatever substance hits the fan. #DAYS
Sami's over Rafe, ready to ditch EJ... Maybe it's time to dust off those "LUMI" T-shirts. #DAYS
♫ Here comes the bride; She knows the groom has lied; ♪ When he feels Sami's wrath he'll wish that he had died. ♫ #DAYS

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