Dust In The Wind

Stefan moves in on Chloe and goes for the gold. Gets the rusted iron instead. #DAYS

Stefan's GPS into Chloe's pants takes a wrong turn. #DAYS

Stefan: "I did not bring you on this trip to sleep with you." Said no guy, ever. #DAYS

Chloe's resolve disappears like… as the song said… dust in the wind. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Stefan: "I just want us to remain friends…" Chloe: "Of course." Stefan: "…with benefits." #DAYS

That's Not All He's After

Chloe: "I'm melting in these clothes." Stefan: "Only one solution to that… take 'em off." Chloe gives him a look that could kill. What did she expect… I'm sure she must have known Stefan wanted to see more in Miami than a Dolphins game. #DAYS

Brady has arranged for Eric to babysit while he and Kristen are at the wedding. Sloan must have a client appearing in night court. #DAYS

Stefan: "I thought we could eat first and go out after that." Chloe: "A man after my own heart." That's not all he's after. #DAYS

I think the tattoo on Kristen's back is taken from something Rachael scribbled in her coloring book. #DAYS

Rafe: "Li… I promise Gabi will have your back." Best place to stab him when the time comes. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Stefan: "Leaving you for Gabi isn't a mistake I'll make again." Chloe: "That's good to know." Stefan: "So, I promise when I do leave it will be for someone other than her." #DAYS

Full Service

If Chloe's two brain cells had any company she would be able to realize Brady is only with Kristin because he's being coerced into staying with her. #DAYS

Jada noates that Sloan is a "full service" attorney. So when she and Eric got together did that make him a "full service" repairman? #DAYS

Jada: "It looks like Gabi's wedding will be a blast." Not as much as Susan's memorial service. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Gabi: "Li and I didn't stay together last night." Rafe: "So you're saving yourself for your wedding?" Gabi: "Good grief no. I didn't even save myself for my junior prom." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Nancy: "Are you and Stefan madly in love?" Chloe: "Not exactly. It's a more mature kind of relationship." Nancy: "I see… in other words, you've been around the block so many times they have to repave the street." #DAYS

Cixelsyd

Alex: "Are you sure you're ready to take the next step?" For God's sake, Alex, Stephanie has taken the next step before. In fact, she's been up and down the whole staircase. #DAYS

Justin: "How did I not notice 'Rednax' is 'Xander' spelled backwards?" Maybe you have to be a little bit 'cixelsyd' to notice things like that. #DAYS

Vegas odds say there is at least a 50% chance Alex will come back with a real candy-cane. #DAYS

Will and Sonny make me glad gays fought so hard for the right to marry so they can have toxic relationships just like straight people. #DAYS

Sarah to Xander: "Take Gwen to Greece. You two deserve each other." Gwen: "Well, my calendar does happen to be free…" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Eli: "What kind of threats is Sloan making?" Paulina: "The threatening kind." Eli: "Why?" Paulina: "Because non-threatening threats are far less effective." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Bonnie: "When a man lies it's either about his paycheck or a woman." Justin: "And what is it when a woman lies?" Bonnie: "A normal conversation." #DAYS

Chasin' Tail

Straight Male Viewers: "Dang it! Sarah got dressed. The last episode was a lot more aesthetically pleasing with her tits flopping all over the screen. #DAYS

Sarah to Bonnie: "This is Clarence, the Christmas Clown." The Christmas Clown? Now there's a long-standing tradition we've never heard of. I guess if you can have "the elf on the shelf" you can also have "the clown that's around." #DAYS

Sarah says when she was dating Phillip he had her kidnapped. That's not why she left him, though. The real reason was she kept getting splinters from his wooden leg. #DAYS

Sonny stands up for Leo. Victor: "That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard." We are really going to miss Victor. #DAYS

I have a feeling the video game player Alex gave Stephanie comes loaded with the ever-popular game "Chasin' Tail." #DAYS

Rafe invites Jada to go with him. In Salem they just pass the women around like a football in a Patrick Mahomes flea-flicker. #DAYS
 
Next on #DOOL — Xander: "I hope I didn't pull you away from anything fun." Gwen: "No… I'm not sleeping with anyone these days." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Justin: "I'm going to help you sue the pants off Rednax." Xander: "I don't want to do that. I'm having enough fun getting the pants off Sarah." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Alex: "I didn't know you were a professional dancer. You're very good." Stephanie: "I'm even better when I'm dancing around a pole." #DAYS

This Show Has Crossed The Line

Well, the kids are just being little brats today, aren't they? Santa better pack a few extra bags of coal for Salem. #DAYS

Chloe: "So Brady won't touch you with a ten foot pole?" Kristin: "That's crazy. His pole isn't even ten inches." #DAYS

It's always good to see Doug on the show… and Julie, too. #DAYS

Chad misses Abigail sooooo much. Just like he did on the two or three occasions they weren't fighting with each other. #DAYS

Xander: "It's a Christmas Miracle." Sarah: "What's a Christmas Miracle?" Xander: "That you wore a top that's just about cut down to your belly button." #DAYS

Gwen vs. Julie. Shouldn't this conversation be taking place inside a wire cage or a mud pit? #DAYS

Sarah runs into Thomas. She stoops down to talk to him wearing her ultra-low-cut top and gives him an education he probably shouldn't have at his age. #DAYS

While hanging ornaments on the tree, Xander sets Zack's bulb on the floor and it is tragically run over by a toy truck Chelsea had sent for Thomas. #DAYS

Jack propositions Jennifer. GASP! They're married… this show has crossed the line. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Julie: "How is Lani doing?" Eli: "We don't call her 'Lani' any more. We call her inmate 714923." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chad: "I miss Abigail more every day." EJ: I miss her more every time I take a shower." #DAYS

Enemies With Benefits

Oh, the humanity! The fire… the ash… the rubble… and most of all, the bodies. Who lived? Who died? Some clues may be provided by figuring out which actor's contracts are up for renegotiation. #DAYS

Bonnie: "I think the bad times are finally over." Talk about famous last words. #DAYS

Marlena looks more like she has scurvy than the injuries from a bomb blast. #DAYS

EJ brings Nicole breakfast in bed. It's a safe bet she's on course to have something other than breakfast in her bed. #DAYS

Brady should go ahead and jump into bed with Kristin. If there is such a thing as friends-with-benefits shouldn't there also be enemies-with-benefits? #DAYS
 
Next on #DOOL — Sonny: "So is Bonnie still seeing clowns?" Alex: "Well, she was in the room with Justin, you, and me, so what do you think?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Ava: "You've gotta get me out of here." Xander: "You're handcuffed to a bed. I'm not a magician." Ava: "I don't want a magician. I want a guy with a pair of major-league wire cutters. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Rachael: "All I want for Christmas is for you and Mommy to be together… or, better yet, a Nintendo Playstation 5." #DAYS

You don't have to be Santa to figure out whether Eric and Sloan have been naughty or nice. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — John to Marlena: "I love you, baby. That's why I married you six times." #DAYS

Sloan's Gigolo

From the priesthood to Basic Black it seems Eric just can't hold onto a job. Maybe Sloan can support him as her gigolo. #DAYS

Chloe: "What's one opera?" One too many. #DAYS

I keep wondering if Ava has her hat rigged up like Odd Job so she can throw it like a Frisbee and decapitate people. #DAYS

Surely Kristin is smart enough to see through John's BS. #DAYS

If I were Stefan Brady would have just bought a big lawsuit if not an Assault and Battery arrest. #DAYS
 
Next on #DOOL — Sister Mary Moira: "Are you insinuating Johnny had lusting thoughts in this holy place at his grandmother's funeral?" EJ: "Johnny would have lusting thoughts at his own funeral." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Johnny: "Why did you drive my grandmother off a cliff?" Ava: "So she could be the main course at the Vitale Woodland Creature Barbecue. #DAYS

A Little BDSM

Brady to Tate: "Wait until you see this resort in Aspen, buddy." Hmmm… I always thought Tater-Tot was a girl. That's what happens when you name your kid after a chemically-processed potato. #DAYS

On a show known for turning the people in its episodes into cartoon characters, the writers have really gone over the top with their portrayal of Sister Mary Moira. #DAYS

Sister Mary-Moira seemed pretty indignant about Brady's kiss until she turned it into a little BDSM. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — John: "You want me to get close to Kristin again?" Marlena: "I don't want you to seduce her." John: "Dang. I was hoping you did." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — ej: "Thanks for offering to go with me, but it might get a few tongues wagging." Nicole: "I don't care about a little tongue… in that context; otherwise, I'm all for it." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Marlena: "Brady kissed you?" Sister Mary Moira: "Yes, and I was wondering if you could help me get a pregnancy test." #DAYS

The Missionary Position

Eric in Nicole's dream: "I can't stop thinking about you." Except when he's banging Sloan. #DAYS

Eric: "Casual sex was never in the cards for me." Apparently now he's playing with a new deck. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Oprah hosts a meeting of the Salem Men's Club: "And YOU get Sloan, And YOU get Sloan, And YOU get Sloan..." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Eric: "I used to be a priest." Sloan: "That must be why you only do it in the missionary position." #DAYS

Kanoodling

Eric tells Sloan that Nicole is "Shacking up with her ex." Sloan may need more information. Given Nicole's checkered past that could be half of Salem.

Eric is apparently at Sloan's home to settle the bill. Seems awfully friendly. I wonder if Sloan has a line item on there for "Kanoodling with the client." #DAYS

Maybe Xander and Gwen will kill Bonnie. It's about time she comes back from the dead as Adrienne. #DAYS

Sloan to Eric: "You can stay here. We'd have to share a bed, but nothing sexual would have to happen… Though I certainly wouldn't mind it." Correct me if I'm misreading but I think Sloan is sending him signals.

Rafe: "Where is this clown now?" Truth be told, he's standing to your right." #DAYS

Please God, please have someone walk in on Sloan and Eric. #DAYS
Next on #DOOL — Nicole: "Could you and EJ stop talking about me as if I'm not here." Sister Mary Moira: "No, but if it makes you more comfortable you could leave." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Sloan: "You can stay here. We'd have to share a bed, but nothing sexual would have to happen… Though I certainly wouldn't mind it." Eric: "You're certainly taking attorney-client privilege to a new level." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Nicole: "So you enjoyed seeing me shocking your aunt with my laundry list of sins?" EJ: "Not as much as I'd enjoy adding to your laundry list of sins together with you." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Gwen: "Don't you think you should change into that 'muscle shirt' in another room?" Leo: " I'm gay. Why should I?" Gwen: "Because I'm not." #DAYS

A Roll In The Hay

Chad sits on the couch having dinner with Stephanie. He says he really likes the dish. I think he also likes the meal she has served. #DAYS

Sonny says he has a weakness for celebrity news. Harry and Meagan can cure anybody of that pretty quickly. #DAYS

Jack: "Gwen knows Xander is committed to you." I think Sara's big concern is if Xander knows that. #DAYS

Stephanie: "Chad, is there another reason we shouldn't be working together?" Chad didn't answer because he can't talk while his tongue is hanging out of his mouth drooling. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Stephanie: "I know you're not ready for a relationship." Chad: "Maybe not, but I sure am ready for a roll in the hay." #DAYS

A Little Thing For Stephanie

Justin to Xander: "I know what's going on." Whenever someone on this show says that, it's a safe bet that's not what's going on. #DAYS

Scenes we'd like to see: Alex gets a call from the Chez Bourgeois Restaurant informing him since he didn't cancel his reservations there is a $100 "inconvenience fee." #DAYS

Stephanie takes off Alex' shirt and dives in. Alex: "Are you sure you're ready for this?" Jeez… If Alex screamed "rape" right now he wouldn't be far off. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Sonny: "So you've got a little thing for Stephanie, do you?" Chad: "I don't like to brag, but it's not that little." #DAYS

An Attorney or a Sex Worker

Sloan to Nicole: "Yes, I know you… Mrs. Nicole Walker-Kiriakis-Roberts-DiMera-Cook-Brady-Hernandez. Did I miss anything?" BWAHAHAHAHA! #DAYS

Let me get this straight. Stefan is upset that Johnny swiped the company plane to go off on (what he thinks is…) a romantic getaway, which prevented him from swiping it for exactly the same thing? #DAYS

Li: "I signed off on the expenses for the jet because Johnny is the boss' son." Then let the boss sign off. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Sloan: "Why don't you hire me?" Eric: "Do you mean as an attorney or a sex worker?" #DAYS

The Stick Up His Ass

The look on Eric's face isn't because he's upset with Nicole. It's because the stick up his ass is making him grimace. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Brady: "I find it odd you're talking to inanimate objects." Kristen: "Why? When we sleep together I have sex with an inanimate object." #DAYS

Belle: "Eric would never leave Jada high and dry." So what do you call it when he left Jada for Nicole? #DAYS

Eric sucker punches EJ. Who does he think he is, Lucas Horton? #DAYS

Paulina: "Who did you assault?" Eric: "Some smug SOB who has been needing to get it for a long time." And EJ's having breakfast in bed with Nicole and you're in jail with a hangover. Who won that one? #DAYS

Allie to Wendy: "What you and Johnny do is none of my business." Then she should put down that crowbar she's using to pry for details about their relationship. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Kristen: "I don't want to force you into something you don't want." Brady: "Then why are you still here?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Nicole: "Did we have sex?" EJ: "No." Nicole: "Good." EJ: "Your opinion, not mine." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Eric: "Belle Brady is not a two-bit lawyer." Sloan: "Only because of inflation." #DAYS

Fully Naked

Overheard at the last #DOOL writer's meeting – Writer 1: "Why do we spend so much time showing guys like Alex half naked?" Writer 2: "Because Peacock won't let us show them fully naked." #DAYS

How long before… 1) we find out Jada is lying about getting the abortion or 2) She suffers a painful death in retribution for going through with it? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Allie: "I wish you weren't in jail. I miss you so much." Chanel: "I miss you, too, and I don't even have a vibrator in here." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Marlena: "We both know how Kristen can manipulate people." John: "Yeah, she's almost as good at it as you are." #DAYS