Monday, June 30, 2014

Better Call Saul!

And there I thought Jordan and Ben were on the run because they dared vote democrat in Poplar Bluff. #DAYS
 
Better rethink things, Paige, you need the money. You're headed for Stanford and will be paying off student loans for 50 years. #DAYS
 
I'm hoping JJ and Paige elope.  Family dinners would be worth watching. #DAYS
 
Aiden says Eve might have a legitimate claim. Hey, Jennifer, BETTER CALL SAUL! #DAYS

Friday, June 27, 2014

Mt. Samitubo Erupts

Poplar Bluff is 150 mi. S of St. Louis & 150 mi. N of Memphis. This area is known as "Nowhere" & Poplar Bluff is in the middle... #DAYS
 
They've portrayed Poplar Bluff as the clueless yokel capital of the world. Must be where #DOOL writers come from. #DAYS
 
Hope: "Roman had to take one for the team." My guess is Roman would take all he could get. #DAYS
 
Eric says his future is in God's hands. And apparently Her name is Nicole. #DAYS
 
Mt. Samitubo erupts, "My life is one big mistake." Then one of her mistakes walks in the door. #DAYS

Thursday, June 26, 2014

Weddings That Don't Work Out

Eve vs. Jennifer. Battle of the bags: hobag vs. windbag. #DAYS
 
Poor Abe only seems to officiate at weddings that don't work out... and they're all Sami's. #DAYS
 
They've been hinting at Jordan's secret so long I'm sure whatever she did the statute of limitations has run out on it. #DAYS
 
Jennifer says Eve is the same person she always was.  No, she used to be Charlotte Ross. #DAYS

Tuesday, June 24, 2014

High School Rivalries

Most gals leave their high school rivalries behind. Most gals, however, unlike Eve and Jennifer, grow up. #DAYS
 
Kate to Sami: "You're so much smarter than you were years ago." That doesn't say much. #DAYS
 
Abby: "It's not how it looks." Translation: It's always how it looks. #DAYS
 
Rafe: "Do not say it's better if I don't know or I will lose my mind." Biting my tongue... Biting my tongue... Biting my tongue... #DAYS

Monday, June 23, 2014

Pouting

EJ asks Abe to perform the wedding ceremony.  I guess the writers have forgotten what bitter political enemies they were. #DAYS
 
Eve: "So you're a guy who can fix an air conditioner?" JJ: "No, but I play one on TV." #DAYS
 
Kate says Rafe is punishing himself for what Gabi did. Translation: widdle boy is pouting. #DAYS
 
I bet Eve doesn't give a flying leap about JJ's criminal record after finding out who his mom is. #DAYS

Thursday, June 19, 2014

Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Cold

Jennifer says she and Daniel both see things differently. So do people tripped out of their mind on LSD. #DAYS
 
Sami: "Revenge is a dish best served cold." In that case, here comes the next ice age. #DAYS
 
Sami is in her element when she is setting the trap and moving in for the kill. #DAYS
 
Yesterday a cat fight, today a food fight; what more could we ask for? #DAYS

Sami's Wedding Album

An exclusive for Prevuze readers only: a sneak peek at Sami's wedding album... so far.

Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Use The Barf Bag

I have a better idea on how to save the gala: get rid of Hope and Aiden and hire a couple of competent people to plan it. #DAYS
 
If you're watching Jennifer & Daniel on an airplane, use the barf bag in the seat pouch in front of you. Otherwise try to hold it in. #DAYS
 
Daniel says there's a part of him that wants to be with Jennifer. And given that it's Jennifer, even that part is ambivalent. #DAYS
 
What Hope and Aiden did to Mr. Howell... would that be more of a bribe or blackmail?  There is a fine line. #DAYS
 
Daniel curls up in his window in a fetal position. I know that's the kind of surgeon I want cutting into me. #DAYS

Tuesday, June 17, 2014

Sluts, Tramps And Gals Named Sami

Yes, Sami, Nicole got dumped. In Salem it only happens to sluts, tramps and gals named Sami. #DAYS
 
Jordan fantasizes about being with Rafe. Meanwhile Rafe's fantasy would be to be alone. #DAYS
 
Jennifer says she doesn't need space.  That's because she has an abundance of it between her ears. #DAYS
 
Kate and Rafe share the shock and reality of the proverbial morning after. For the umpteenth time. #DAYS

Monday, June 16, 2014

Statistics Don't Lie

Mary Beth: "One more test and we are free."O naïve high school seniors. See how free you are after graduating & getting a menial job. #DAYS
 
Kate: "EJ, every time you ask Sami to marry you, you get shot." Yep. statistics don't lie. #DAYS
 
Sami wants to get married NOW. Maybe she can get the room in Vegas Nicole and Eric booked. They don't need it any more. #DAYS
 
Brady on drugs: he can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, type 100 words a minute and and flush his life down the can. #DAYS

Thursday, June 12, 2014

That Slimy Blob

Ben congratulates Hope on solving Nick's murder.  Yeah, it takes a real Sherlock when the culprit jumps in your face with a confession #DAYS
 
The last time things went south between Sami and EJ the thing that was traveling south was a bullet headed for his brain. #DAYS
 
I'm blubbering so much from Gabi's sad goodbye I hope that slimy blob in the Lipton Chowder I'm having for lunch is a clam. #DAYS
 
And Gabi goes off to join Piper, Red, Taystee, Crazy Eyes and Pennsatucky in the hilarious antics of oppressed incarcerated women. #DAYS

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Confused

Nicole points out "confused" is a permanent state of being for Sami. "Confused" is the state where Salem is located. #DAYS
 
Daniel and Jennifer are the perfect couple. They compliment each other.  Together, their combined IQ almost hits double digits. #DAYS
 
Jennifer says Daniel is a kind, caring and amazing man. Kind, caring and amazing, maybe. Intelligent, #NotSoMuch. #DAYS
 
Nicole: "Eric, just listen to me." Eric and the viewers have been doing nothing but listening to her for three days straight. #DAYS

EJ says nothing will stop Sami and him getting married. Three words, EJ: AB-I-GAIL. #DAYS

Tuesday, June 10, 2014

One Word... Shredder

Jennifer says she's sorry Nicole broke Eric's heart.  Not sorry enough to keep her mouth shut in the first place, however. #DAYS
 
Eric wonders how Nicole could have destroyed the evidence that would have cleared him. One word... shredder. #DAYS
 
Marlena says Kate has an interesting defense mechanism, "You make jokes." No, she makes brownies. #DAYS
 
Kate turns the tables on Marlena for showing the Eric/Kristin romp, "You want to see poor judgment, look in the mirror." Oh, snap! #DAYS

Wednesday, June 04, 2014

Relieves Cramps... Saves Lives

John isn't going to stand aside and watch things happen to Brady. He's going to jump into the ring and make things happen. #DAYS
 
Gabi didn't have to shoot Nick. Her whining would drive anyone to jump off a cliff. #DAYS
 
Maybe if Gabi had taken Midol-Complete she wouldn't have gone crazy and shot Nick. Midol Complete: Relieves cramps... saves lives. #DAYS
 
John must be aging. I didn't see any of his smooth superspy moves in the fight with Brady. #DAYS

Tuesday, June 03, 2014

A Man Of Many Appetites

Next on #DOOL – Gabi: "I'm never gonna see Arianna again." I doubt Arianna will be that lucky. #DAYS
 
Nicole says she never meant for any of this to happen. So tell me again why she shredded the documents? #DAYS
 
Theresa says Brady is a man of many appetites. He says she has no idea.  I think she has an idea about at least one of his appetites. #DAYS
 
EJ thinks he could get Gabi's sentence reduced.  Possibly.  You know, like from Life plus 100 years to life plus 50 years. #DAYS

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