Friday, March 28, 2014

Fools Rush In

Next on #DOOL – Sonny: "We've got a lot to do before the wedding." Will: "Yeah, like make sure our moms are doing all the work." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL – Eric: "The church says I can't marry a harlot."  Nicole: "Then you can forget marrying anyone in Salem." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL – Nicole: "Fools rush in." Eric: "If that's true, we should get married today." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL – Rory: "I delivered pizzas to Dr. Dan." JJ: "That's the closest you'll ever come to having a career in medicine." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL – Jennifer: "Theresa is trying to take you down."  Brady: "I know, but she keeps giving me rain checks." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL – JJ: "Bev and I... we really didn't go anywhere." Jennifer: "Maybe if you took her somewhere she'd like you more." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL – Maggie: "Alcohol is ruining your life." Brady: "I'll drink to that." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL – Theresa: "Where do you get off telling me what to do?"  Daniel: "In Salem... butting in is what we do here." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL – Caroline: "Why are you asking me to speak at your wedding>" Will: "You can't remember anything, so you'll keep it short." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL – Kohn: "I'm going to make this short and sweet." Eric: "With you, the shorter, the sweeter." #DAYS

Thursday, March 27, 2014

Operation Jennifer

Next on #DOOL – Jennifer: "Nicole, you'll be at our next party.  You can't buy entertainment like your meltdown at the last one." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL – Jennifer: "Tell me about 'Operation Jennifer.'" Anne: "I would but that would spoil all your fun... and mine." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL – Sonny: "Invite Nick?" Abby: "Sure: something old, something new, something borrowed, something eeeuwwwwwwww." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL – Eric: "Life's moving like a rocket." Father Joe: "With Nicole it's moving more like the proverbial handbasket to hell." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL – Father Joe: "Are you talking about a physical relationship?"  Eric: "Nicole does all the talking about that." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL – Jennifer: "What? You don't have a snarky comeback for me?" Anne: "No. Who do you think I am, Prevuze?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL – Maggie: "What are you doing?" Brady: "I guess I’m having a conversation with the town busybody." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL – Nicole: "There was a little wine, kissing, skin..." Daniel: "That's seduction." Nicole: "Yeah. Hashtag #Fail." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL – Liam: "Lunch?"  Theresa: "Are you buying?" Liam: "More than lunch, I hope." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL – Nick: "I don't want to cause a problem at Sonny and Will's wedding... I'll wait until the reception." #DAYS

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Breaking News

Seen on the golf course this morning.  We named them EJ and Abby.

Sunday, March 23, 2014

Spoiled Brats

Next on #DOOL – Abby: "End it with this girl before you ruin your life." JJ: "I was just going to ask her out for coffee." #DAYS
Next on #DOOL – Nick: "I have a soft spot in my heart for the pub." Gabi: "Why?"  Nick: " This is where I got ptomaine for the first time." #DAYS
Next on #DOOL – Maxine: "NO ONE'S GOING ANYWHERE!" Abe: "Great. Now we've gone from rotten party to a hostage situation." #DAYS
Next on #DOOL – Liam's sicko fantasies are cured when he realizes it's Jennifer he's fantasizing about. #DAYS
Next on #DOOL – Sami: "We found the road back to each other."  EJ: "Yes. Even though I took a small detour down Abby Lane." #DAYS
Next on #DOOL – Daniel: "What's up with Aiden and Hope?" Jennifer: "Their patience for each other." #DAYS
Next on #DOOL – Nick: "You're beautiful on the outside and inside." Gabi: "I'll bet you have cliches like that for all the girls." #DAYS
Next on #DOOL – Maxine: "Some people here are acting like spoiled brats." Daniel: "Which ones?" Maxine: "Everyone except me." #DAYS
Next on #DOOL – Sami: "Oh, boy, a date night.  What would be fun?" EJ: "Given our relationship, I'd say not killing each other." #DAYS
Next on #DOOL – Jennifer: "Nicole only acts like this when she's really hurt." Eric: "Alcohol must hurt her a lot." #DAYS
Next on #DOOL – Eric: "Let's take it one day at a time." Nicole: "How long?" Eric: "All the Days of our..." Nicole: "Don't say it." #DAYS

Monday, March 17, 2014

Sneaking Around... Fooling Around...

Sami wonders why EJ is sneaking around.  Sneaking around... fooling around... big difference. #DAYS
Sami had better keep the other secret from Adrienne. She'd be more efficient than the NSA at invading privacy. #DAYS
Jennifer updates Maxine: "I will be out of my office." Where have I heard that before?" #DAYS
Sami: "Abby is very close with my kids." Surprise... she's closer with your fiancée. #DAYS

Friday, March 14, 2014

The Wages Of Sin

Sami has EJ trapped like a rat in a rain barrel when, in fact, he's a rat in a hospital lounge. #DAYS
Maxine stops Sami from discovering EJ. Cheesy plot point. #DAYS
Daniel, Jennifer said yes to inviting Eric and Nicole. That wasn't your signal to "talk about it." #LetSleepingDogsLie #DAYS
The sensitive subject material in today's show was all about E-D; and I'm not talking about a guy named Ed. #DAYS
Cowering EJ winds up dangling on a ledge high above Salem. It's the fate of many an unfaithful guy.  #DAYS
Jennifer and Daniel argue about who's the biggest liar.  Let's call it a draw. #DAYS
Nick tells Will that Gabi has a mind of her own.  The way she acts she keeps it in a jar filled with formaldehyde. #DAYS
EJ on the ledge wishing he had E-D. The wages of sin... #DAYS
What the hell is an attorney doing conducting an E-D clinic? #DAYS

Thursday, March 13, 2014

Very Pregnant

Chase vs. Ciara: That had some potential before the adults ruined things and broke it up. #DAYS
Sami says she doesn't want to get in Adrienne's face.  I really enjoyed the exchange when they got in each others faces. #DAYS
Ouch. EJ plays the "you'll have to tell your mother and brother" card with Abby. #DAYS
Will noted that Abby is very sweet and very stubborn; not to mention possibly very pregnant. #DAYS

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Half A Can Of Spray Paint

Abby prays that she's not pregnant, you know, to the same God whose laws she broke to get in this fix in the first place. #DAYS
Nicole's dress looks expensive but it's not. It only took half a can of spray paint to get it on her. #DAYS
Arthur is certainly quiet inside that cat-carrier. By now my cat would have screamed loud enough to rip the TV speakers. #DAYS
Nicole accuses Eric of following her. Eric says he was fooling around. I thought his Church didn't permit that before they're married. #DAYS

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Squirm, EJ, Squirm

"Abigail has more than cupcakes in the oven." Great line, Sami. #DAYS
Sonny says everything will blow up in Nick's face.  I hope the explosion burns his whiskers off. #DAYS
The McGuffey's reader version of Sami telling EJ that Abby is pregnant: "See EJ. See EJ squirm. Squirm, EJ, squirm." #DAYS
Rafe's note says he wants to say goodbye the right way. Translation: "Let's get naked one last time." #DAYS

Monday, March 10, 2014

Groundbreaking Material

Nicole tells Eric they don't have to wait to have sex.  I'll bet she says that to all the guys... literally. #DAYS
Jennifer tells Daniel she's worried about a work thing that came up.  That right there should tip Daniel off that something's wrong. #DAYS
Liam wishes Daniel and Jennifer well. Translation: He wants them both at the bottom of one. #DAYS
Nicole turns the tables on Eric with the gal begging the guy to have sex.  Who says #DAYS never has groundbreaking material?

Friday, March 07, 2014

No Scruples, Morals, Common Sense or Judgment

Sami says she and EJ can't just leave everyone hanging. Which is literally how Sami will leave him after she finds out about Abby. #DAYS
Abby thinks she might have a stomach bug. I guess that's one thing you could call it. #DAYS
Sami wants everything in the rumpus room broken.  Last thing she broke there were her wedding vows when she was married to Rafe. #DAYS
Daniel: "Theresa has no scruples, morals, common sense or judgment."  Well, heck, nobody's perfect. #DAYS

Thursday, March 06, 2014

Blood Sucking Vampire Zombie

No, #DOOL, you didn't fool me with Chyka's appearance in Nicole's dream. #DAYS
Marlena "Eric, you've lost your job... your home..." Your mind. #DAYS
Nicole wonders if Marlena said she was a blood sucking vampire zombie. Sorry, Nicole, she wasn't quite that complimentary. #DAYS
Eric says what he likes about Nicole is her passionate side. Translation: He hasn't been laid in years. #DAYS

Wednesday, March 05, 2014

That Was Her First Mistake

Hope wonders if Sami wants her kids to grow up to have values.  You know, to make up for Sami's lack of them. #DAYS
Nick tells EJ the two of them are similar.  Sort of like night and day or black and white are similar. #DAYS
Aiden tells Hope he can pick and choose when he works. Well, I guess he has something in common with Jennifer. #DAYS
Hope says she assumed Sami was the adult and Ciara was the child.  That was her first mistake. #DAYS

Tuesday, March 04, 2014

Inversely Proportional

Theresa says she had a great time last night.  It's always a barrel of laughs watching your date pass out on the couch. #DAYS
When Abby said nothing would taste good, was she insinuating she's sick... in the morning? #DAYS
Brady wonders if Theresa is hanging out with him because of his money. BINGO! #DAYS
Nick tells Gabi she's more beautiful than ever. With Gabi, beauty and brains are inversely proportional. #DAYS

Monday, March 03, 2014

The Big Guns

While waiting for Brady, Theresa brings out the big guns... In other words she unbuttons a couple buttons on her blouse. #DAYS
They really had me when Arianna ran out and greeted Gabi.  I thought it was  a new world SORASing record. #DAYS
Will insists he and Sami won't be having a double wedding.  Right... first of all that would take two weddings. #DAYS
Would somebody please step up to the plate and just kill Nick for real? #DAYS

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