Friday, April 29, 2016

A Different Kind Of Lay

Belle says the M-word. Shocks Phillip's socks off. If he'd been wearing socks, that is. Well, in his case just one sock... #DAYS
Phillip wants to marry Belle for the right reasons. Top of the list would be they won't screw it up like last time. #DAYS
Dario says he'll scout around and get the lay of the land.  I think he's out for a different kind of lay. #DAYS
Belle mentions Shawn's motorcycle-through-a-church-window stunt.  One of the all-time classic #DOOL moments. #DAYS

Thursday, April 28, 2016

Co-ed Festivities

The kids need to learn that great sports axiom: The person who throws the second punch is always the one who gets the blame. #DAYS
Shawn wonders why Claire has moral flaws. Like mother like daughter. #DAYS
Joey and Jade wish they were in the same cell. They're not because co-ed facilities can lead to co-ed festivities. #DAYS
Belle responds to Claire's juvenile actions in such a mature way by making a booty call to Phillip. #DAYS

Wednesday, April 27, 2016

The Sludge Underneath A Porta-Potty

Summer offers to help with Maggie's physical therapy. Hey, why not hire Jordan Ridgeway? I hear she's out of work. #DAYS
Hope gets Rafe all in a lather then calls things off. The Guy Manual rates a tease somewhere below the sludge underneath a porta-potty #DAYS
So Victor was married to Nicole and never mentioned she looked like his former fiancée? #DAYS

Tuesday, April 26, 2016

Got A Match?

Popcorn and diet soda... Rafe and Hope's snack is better than my lunch. #DAYS
Jennifer insists she could be Abby's support.  Right, whenever Abby got to be too much she could just pop a few more pills. #DAYS
They shouldn't leave Abby with the crazy people.  Once the nuts see her they'll think they're sane and want to leave. #DAYS
Next on #DOOL – Jade sticks her head out the window: "Joey, Joey, wherefore art thou, Joey?" #DAYS
Next on #DOOL – Rafe: "I had a mullet and weighed 115 pounds in high school." Hope: "I'll bet you looked a lot better then." #DAYS
Q: Why did Jade and Joey romp upstairs instead of downstairs? A: They wanted to take their relationship to a new level. #Rimshot #DAYS
Next on #DOOL – Abby: "You're disturbing me." Nurse: "Consider yourself disturbed... because you are... very disturbed. #DAYS
I loved the Hope & Rafe scenes today. I always enjoy seeing a wacky murderess and her zany accomplice have a rollicking time. #DAYS
April 26, 2078 — 90-year old Abigail Horton is finally cured... because science has finally figured out a way to transplant brains. #DAYS
Next on #DOOL – Ben: "I'm back. What do you have to say to that?" Abby: "Got a match?" #DAYS

Monday, April 25, 2016

Unforgettable Prom



Belle: "I signed the divorce papers and gave them to Shawn." Lucky Shawn. #DAYS
Hope talks to Ciara about Grandma Julia. I had to think for a minute who the heck that is. #DAYS
Theo shows Ciara his list of '80s movies, "It's a long list." What a shock — they had movies back then. Some were even talkies. #DAYS

Friday, April 22, 2016

John Mayer Or Clay Aiken

Deimos says Victor asked to marry Helena but it had nothing to do with love. Nicole should easily understand that concept. #DAYS
Rafe concludes Deimos was responsible for Bo's death. Here comes another notch on Hope's gun barrel. #DAYS
Everything is recycled for the prom. Maybe they could get recycled entertainment like John Mayer or Clay Aiken. #DAYS

Abigail's Brain


Thursday, April 21, 2016

The "Daniel Card"

Nicole needs advice. For one thing, with Deimos in charge, sell your Titan stock. #DAYS
If that guy next door thought Thomas' crying was annoying I'll bet he just loves Abby's screaming. #DAYS
Brady tries to convince Nicole not to jump into bed with everything. Uses his ace-in-the-hole and plays the "Daniel Card." #DAYS

Wednesday, April 20, 2016

Rationalization And Ego

Frankly, today would have been a great day to go to the art museum or something instead of watching the show. #DAYS
Theresa doesn't tell Maggie the big secret about Victor right away... only because she has to wait to get her foot out of her mouth. #DAYS
Victor, Nicole would never marry anyone just for money... again. #DAYS
Nicole says she worked hard to put her "colorful past" behind her. Victor: "Oh, it's in there somewhere." BWAHAHAHAHA! #DAYS
Kayla: "Joey lives with the fact he suffocated Ava." That's more than Ava gets. #DAYS
If Maggie's only 17 years older than Summer I'm still in high school. Meeeeeoowww. #DAYS
Steve takes rationalization (and ego) to a new level: "I'm giving Kayla a chance to miss me." #DAYS

Tuesday, April 19, 2016

Move Over New England Journal of Medicine

Maggie says she'll never walk again. She probably will — but only after the viewers suffer through her grueling recovery. #DAYS
Marlena: "That experience may have been too much for Abby to handle." NO $#|+ MARLENA? What an astounding psychiatric diagnosis. #DAYS
Theresa read an article in the Spectator that says Maggie will walk again. The Spectator? Move over New England Journal of Medicine. #DAYS

Monday, April 18, 2016

Oh, Those Pesky Marriage Vows



Hope looks like she's a little under the weather. She probably caught Rafe's cooties. #DAYS
Belle: "A girl needs to catch her breath every now and then." Keep sleeping around and you'll catch something else. #DAYS
Lani: "I'll lock the door. You close the blinds." No room for misinterpretation there—Even IQ-challenged Shawn can figure that one out #DAYS

Friday, April 15, 2016

Bus Stop




Thursday, April 14, 2016

The Results Are In


A Page From Abby's Book

Brady says Theresa's budget was great. It takes a great mind to do a great budget. How the hell did Theresa do one? #DAYS
Hope doesn't want to get together with Rafe. She doesn't want to do something that's wrong. So murdering Stefano was right? #DAYS
When Brady invited Summer to sit with them I thought Theresa would take a page from Abby's book and set him on fire. I know I would. #DAYS

Wednesday, April 13, 2016


When Eduardo asked Adriana if she was willing to listen the odds she'd have said no were smaller than Abby's only existing brain cell. #DAYS
Hope spills the beans to Caroline about killing Stefano. Tsk, tsk, tsk, Hope. Two people can keep a secret... if one of them is dead. #DAYS
Eduardo's nostalgic walk through Familyland missed any mention of Arianna or Dario. #DAYS

Tuesday, April 12, 2016

Eric's Priorities


Massive Black Hole

Scientists have discovered a massive black hole said to endanger the entire world.

Monday, April 11, 2016

Ben Flambé


Saturday, April 09, 2016

Barbecuing Ben


Friday, April 08, 2016

A Hot Time In Bed


Abigail Scissorhands

Be careful, Nicole. You've heard of a wolf in sheep's clothing? Deimos uses the same tailor. #DAYS
Ben believed Abby when she she said she loves him. He's even more insane that I thought. #DAYS
Ben goes down. Abigail Scissorhands strikes again. #DAYS

Thursday, April 07, 2016

The Abby And Ben Nonsense

Why does Steve need to drown his sorrows? He's not even watching the Abby and Ben nonsense. #DAYS
Ciara asks Abby if she called at a bad time.  These days, all times are bad times for Abby. #DAYS
Patch got off the hook but he's still behind bars — drinking at every one in Salem. #DAYS
Kayla's giving me whiplash. First she wanted to run away with Steve then... presto-changeo... she wants to run from him. #WTF #DAYS

Wednesday, April 06, 2016

License To Kill

Whoa! Patch had a fake license-to-kill. That plot twist just might rank up there with Pam's "Bobby-Ewing-in-the-shower" dream. #DAYS
Joey told Jade he killed Ava. Patch needs to use that license-to-kill on Jade. #DAYS
Brady seethes about Kate in bed with Deimos: "There's no accounting for taste." Is he talking about Kate or Deimos? #DAYS

Tuesday, April 05, 2016

Flipping Burgers In Belize

Chase contemplates the couch of shame.  His remorse lasts until he runs upstairs to do more damage. #DAYS
Kayla wants to bug out with Patch. Yeah, that'll work. The hospital's Chief of Staff could get a job flipping burgers in Belize. #DAYS
Hope to Ciara: "God willing you'll never run into Chase again." I have a feeling God isn't willing. #DAYS

Monday, April 04, 2016

Salem’s Miss Sensitivity 2016

Summer tells Maggie, "Try not to move." She's paralyzed — she doesn't have to try very hard. #DAYS
Don't be too hard on Deimos for leaving Victor to die.  After all, he did have Kate waiting upstairs. #Priorities #DAYS
It stands to reason Nicole would try to help Victor... she's only tried to murder him once. #DAYS
Nicole asks what's going on with Kate and Deimos.  Kind of obvious if you ask me. #DAYS
Brady immediately decides he has to tell Maggie Victor had a heart attack.  No you don't, Brady. #DAYS
Theresa asks Maggie's advice: "You're stuck in this bed and not going anywhere." Theresa Donovan... Salem's Miss Sensitivity 2016. #DAYS
Maggie & Theresa form a mutual admiration society and sing Kum-Bay-Yah. #DAYS

Kate's Reputation Precedes Her


Sunday, April 03, 2016

Kate's Priorities


Friday, April 01, 2016

Happy April Fool's Day


Blogarama     Globe Of Blogs