Friday, July 29, 2016


Patch says he'd do anything to get Kayla back; apparently including taking a minimum wage part time job. #DAYS
Parker invites Dario to dinner when Nicole comes over.  He's a little young to be a wingman, but seems to be effective. #DAYS
Hal had better back off.  Joey might smash Hal's fist with his jaw. #DAYS
Kayla doesn't want Joey around people who have no direction or goals. So stay away from your dad, Joey. #DAYS

Thursday, July 28, 2016

In Training To Be A DOOL Writer

Justin wonders what made Sonny decide to come back. Maybe Gay Pairee wasn't as gay as they say it is. #DAYS
Summer wonders how Theresa can remember something that never happened. Maybe she's in training to be a #DOOL writer. #DAYS
Summer: "You had to have a baby to get Brady." Theresa: "Actually it took a vagina to get him and a baby to keep him." #DAYS
Take Deimos' offer, Victor. You know the old saying: "Half of more money than you'll need in ten lifetimes is better than none." #DAYS

Tate's Prayer


Playing Doctor

Playing doctor or doctors playing?

Wednesday, July 27, 2016

A License To Play Doctor

Adriana says Blanca is the only one who would care enough to offer her tea.  Someone has a case of the "Poor Me's" #DAYS
Patch ignores Kayla's call. Oh, jeez, Steve, stop giving her the silent treatment. That's the woman's job. #DAYS
Fynn wants to examine Kayla. Since he's an MD he must think he has a license to play doctor. #DAYS
Don't walk out, Steve… punch Fynn's lights out. (I've been reading the guy manual). #DAYS

Monday, July 25, 2016

Not A Good Judge Of Women

Ciara to Hope: "Rafe is crazy about you." Actually, Rafe is crazy with or without her. #DAYS
Adriana: "Rafe is not a good judge of women." We knew that when he hooked up with Kate. #DAYS
Don't worry about Blanca being there, Rafe. What you were saying about her was probably inaudible with your foot in your mouth. #DAYS

Friday, July 22, 2016


Awkward (adjective) - causing or feeling embarrassment or inconvenience. Or, to put it simply... THIS

A Little Action

Kate has to use her ice skates to leave the Kiriakis Mansion because that was one cold meeting with Deimos. #DAYS
Shawn: "Rafe's all over it." André: "And I'm sure he's all over Hope." Dang! Tony beats Prevuze to the punch. #DAYS
Deimos: "I get it — you need action," he says in his quest to get a little… action. #DAYS
Kate wonders what makes her always go to the wrong man. Maybe it's just she's the wrong woman for all men. #DAYS

Thursday, July 21, 2016

Quit While You're Ahead

Today on #DOOL — Rafe paints the wall down in the dungeon. To match yesterday's excitement, viewers get to watch it dry. #DAYS
Hey Rafe, instead of rushing back to Hope how about calling paramedics? #DAYS
Theresa: "Any word on Tate?" The word that comes to my mind is "gone." #DAYS
Guy Manual advice: If you talk her into going to see the Cubs, don't press for seeing the White Sox too.  Quit while you're ahead. #DAYS

Wednesday, July 20, 2016

Thought For Today

Am I getting the symbolism right? Ghost of Christmas Past: André — Ghost of Christmas Present: Aiden — Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come:Eduardo. #DOOL
Hope: "I'm dead, Rafe. I'm dead." Doc: "She's dead, Jim. She's dead." #DOOL
Thought for today: Where there is life there is hope. Where there is Hope there is Rafe. Where there is Hope & Rafe there is boredom. #DOOL

Tuesday, July 19, 2016

You Be The Judge

Aiden lied. Hope murdered. What's worse? You be the judge. #DOOL
Paul: "We have the whole SPD working on this case." And they wonder why there has been no progress. #DOOL
Theresa goes on TV, offers a $1,000,000 reward for Tate  and wha'dya know...  they get a bunch of bogus calls. #DOOL
Victor: "Theresa isn't fit to raise kittens." OMG! That's pretty low, Victor… you played the "kittens" card. #DOOL

Monday, July 18, 2016

Knick-Knack Paddywhack

André wonders if Aiden wanted him to take Rafe to lunch.  No need. Rafe's always out to lunch. #DOOL
Roman insists Rafe and Hope are both good cops… except when they're conspiring to murder someone. #DOOL
♫Rafe saved Hope; Hope saved Rafe—Now they're trapped but at least they're safe. With a knick-knack paddywhack, Give the dog a bone…♪ #DOOL
Blanca sends Dario more signals than a quarterback calling an audible. Unfortunately, Dario carries the Hernandez  clueless gene. #DOOL

Friday, July 15, 2016

How Can A Vacuum Be Thick?

Hope tells Rafe she isn't leaving him: "Get it through your thick skull." How can a vacuum be thick? #DAYS
As Brady leaves Theresa he turns around and gives her one last "lost puppy dog" look. #DAYS
Hope says she's not leaving the building without Rafe. If she's there when the bomb goes off they'll both leave together. #DAYS

Thursday, July 14, 2016

The Idiot


Tuesday, July 12, 2016


Chad vs. Jennifer: No matter how those dice roll Thomas will wind up with snake-eyes. #DAYS
André says he's going to leave Rafe and Hope to die together in that basement. Vegas odds on that happening are less than zero. #DAYS
Jennifer says when she was at the DiMera mansion Thomas was crying uncontrollably. Probably when Jennifer was ranting uncontrollably. #DAYS
Would it be safe to assume Jennifer is once again missing work? #DAYS

Monday, July 11, 2016

Jennifer's Little Darlings

Tate's probably just out playing in traffic with all the other kids in Salem whose mothers don't watch them. #DAYS
Claire: "You're not thinking..." Ciara: "I'm not thinking anything." In Salem thinking is rare commodity. #DAYS
Claire to Ciara: "You are whacked out in love with Chad." In love with him, maybe; whacked out, for sure. #DAYS
Chad smashes his iPad.  Well, that'll fix all his problems, won't it? #DAYS
Jennifer says she has more experience with kids than Ciara. Yeah, and look at how Jennifer's little darlings turned out. #DAYS

Sunday, July 10, 2016

Andre Gets A Robo-Call


Saturday, July 09, 2016

Steaks With Hos

Shouldn't Belle be included?

Friday, July 08, 2016


Rafe says Shawn has instincts. I think Rafe means whatever scene Shawn's in, stinks. #DAYS
Brady wonders where summer got the money. She didn't tell him the guy didn't need it any more since he was dead. #DAYS

Thursday, July 07, 2016

Blowing Smoke

Chad thinks André isn't smart enough to trick Abby. I don't know, Chad. He was smart enough to brainwash you. #DAYS
Jennifer thinks Ciara has feelings for an older man—Chad. It happens... you know, like Jenn's daughter had feelings for Austin and EJ. #DAYS
Ciara, with her big crush on Chad, doesn't think it would be a good idea to bring Abby back. Imagine that. #DAYS
Caroline doesn't think Abby that shows signs that she is confused or irrational. She must be the world's first rational pyromaniac. #DAYS
Kate wants to know if Deimos has suddenly become Pope. No — he's blowing smoke, but it's not white. #DAYS

Wednesday, July 06, 2016

Andre's iPad


Kate's Type Of Guy


You Know You're Watching DOOL When...

If Kate swatting Deimos with the fireplace poker had been real that fireplace set would have to be registered as a lethal weapon. #DAYS
You know you're watching #DOOL when Deimos, back from the dead, dies three times in this episode. #DAYS
Phillip says Deimos is a professional liar.  I had no idea he was a politician. #DAYS

Monday, July 04, 2016

Independence Day

Rafe runs into the interrogation room, stealthily closes the blinds, gets out his computer, surfs to #DAYS
Shawn wants to know if Rafe is doing heavy thinking. Rafe always does heavy thinking. After all his brain is made of concrete. #DAYS
Aiden asks if Hope is "sure." Too bad he didn't teach Chase to do the same. #DAYS
Independence Day: Abby declares independence from Chad, Kate from André, Chad from André, Hope from Aiden, #DAYS from reality.

Abigail Found!


Whack His Ass


Friday, July 01, 2016


These flashbacks have me on the edge of my seat... trying to find the remote so I can change channels. #DAYS
Aiden: "When a DiMera walks into your life nothing is ever normal again." Hope: "Especially if you shoot him." #DAYS
Aiden says the DiMeras found his weak spot.  Apparently it was his wallet.  #DAYS

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