Wednesday, November 26, 2014


Chad to Melanie: "You look amazing." Translation: Hubba-hubba. Ben drops towel. Melanie squeals. Translation: Hubba-hubba. #DAYS
Clyde says he doesn't want to become the man his father is. Marlena: "What does that mean?" Clyde: "Dead." #DAYS
If Theresa had come on any stronger the hospital would have to treat Paul for being hit by a freight train. #DAYS
Theresa: "Is there a woman in your life?" Paul: "I'm looking at her." And this is the guy who told Marlena he doesn't need a shrink. #DAYS

Tuesday, November 25, 2014

What Sonny Wanted... What Sonny Got

Ace hurler Paul Norita gives Sonny his best pitch.

Melanie Gets A Gravity Assist

Oh, those slippery Salem towels.

Monday, November 24, 2014

A Frat Party In Hell

Hard to believe Daniel & Nicole, with the combined moral turpitude of a frat party in hell, would subdue their passions. #DAYS
Paige just won't stay away from JJ. I know how he can make her stay away... tell her what happened with Eve." #DAYS
So far Ben's new apartment is getting a whole lot more action than Eric's. #DAYS
JJ: "I should stop talking and start thinking." He should have stopped something else with Eve and started thinking. #DAYS

Welcome Back Melanie!

Friday, November 21, 2014


If I were Chad I'd be wary that Stefano is toying with him instead of supporting him. #DAYS
Abby can't hear Maggie.  Everyone catches a break once in a while. #DAYS
Victor asks: "Will sitting around the pool doing what?" The pool boy? #DAYS
ARRRGGH! It's Melanie "Premiere Party Girl" Layton-Kiriakis-Jonas-Whatever! And here I am without a spoon to gag myself with. #DAYS

Up To Their Old Tricks

Daniel and Nicole wind up in a familiar, if not compromising position.

Thursday, November 20, 2014

Crazy Stuff On The Internet

JJ says he needs space. He certainly has plenty of it between his ears. #DAYS
JJ lectures Abby for not coming home last night. Hey, at least she wasn't with someone's parent. #DAYS
Caroline: "There is some crazy stuff on the Internet." Prevuze, for one. #DAYS
Theresa says she's the best thing that ever happened to Brady. Translation—where "best" means "worst." OK... maybe tied with Chloe. #DAYS

Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Voodoo Witchy Women

Clyde hasn't seen a shrink in poplar bluff. They don't have any... unless you count the Voodoo Witchy Women there. #DAYS
It's the first time Abby's ever spent the night with someone.  The rest have been wham-bam-thank-ya-mam... or showers. #DAYS
Dr. Evans' schedule is just jammed. Probably explains why people are so crazy in Salem. #DAYS
Eve slithers in to see Brady. Just call him the town herpetologist — he seems to be a master at collecting snakes. #DAYS
Nicole comes on to Daniel. Eve comes on to Brady. Theresa comes on to Paul. Men respect that... temporarily. #DAYS

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Trying To Boost His Average

Either Kate makes Chad co-CEO now or he'll call Daddy and tattle on her. #DAYS
Nicole throws the football at Daniel while in the process of throwing herself at him. Dan's to woozy to notice. #DAYS
Pitchers are notoriously bad hitters but Paul seems to be trying to boost his average by hitting on every gal in the hospital. #DAYS
It's a lost cause, Kate. It's DIMERA Enterprises, not EX-DIMERA Enterprises. #DAYS
Knowingly or unknowingly, Nicole is sending Daniel more signals than a confused quarterback calling an audible. #DAYS

Monday, November 17, 2014

The Downward Facing Doggie Position

Kate blows up at Chad: "45 rooms and you have to bust into this one." Hey, Kate, 45 rooms and you have to have sex in that one?" #DAYS
Daniel and Nicole are "friends" again. Probably FWBP — Friends With Benefits Pending. #DAYS
Nicole arrives at Daniel's to bring serenity and peace with the downward facing dog position. Draw your own conclusions. #DAYS
Kate tells Clyde he has no restraint. You're not exactly sending signals that say "restrain yourself," honey. #DAYS

Friday, November 14, 2014

Virginal Hope

Abby: "I think you're a great guy, Daniel." Watch out, Daniel, she likes the older... uh, rather... more experienced guys. #DAYS
Paul: "I'm starving." Maxine: "Too bad." Oh, the compassion for patients at Salem Hospital! #DAYS
Eve blurts out that she and JJ slept together.  Too bad Kristen still doesn't have her bugged. #DAYS
Virginal Hope slows things down.  Virginal in the sense that the block she's been around is long and well-trod. #DAYS

Thursday, November 13, 2014

A Bigger Honesty Bomb

Paige wants she and Eve to be honest with each other. Eve has a bigger honesty bomb to drop than Paige could ever imagine. #DAYS
I guess toilet paper commercials are so stupid because really can't be too direct about the job it does. #DAYS
Brady's at the "I don't ever want to see you again" stage with 2 women... who both are still after him. Trouble will ensue. #DAYS
Eve says she doesn't want Jennifer Horton's cast offs or hand-me-downs. Just her son. #DAYS

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Sex Vobiscum

Aiden thought his history wasn't on the Internet. Poor boy, once on the Internet, always on the Internet. Even those old Prevuze posts. #DAYS
Eric asks Eve if there is anything he can do to help.  Not unless he can change history. #DAYS
Daniel finds a wad-o-cash in JJ's jacket.  My first thought: Eve paid him for it? #DAYS
Paige gives JJ a current calendar.  He sure doesn't have to circle yesterday to remember what happened. #DAYS
Brady asks Theresa, "What do you say we reboot and start again?" Reality begins to sink in. #DAYS
Ben thinks he must be the dumbest guy alive. He obviously doesn't know Rafe very well. #DAYS
Aiden's story had it all. It didn't start with "it was a dark and stormy night," but I'll bet it was. #DAYS
...and Ben and Abby baptize his new apartment. Sex vobiscum. #DAYS

The Loves Of Their Lives

As Eve and JJ romp...

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Common Sense

Chad and Jordan swap spit.  Rafe follows up by being so mad he could spit. #DAYS
Nicole says Aiden is the answer to her prayers. What? A male who doesn't hate her... yet. #DAYS
Kayla says she doesn't know what's going on in Chad's mind.  He's kissing Jordan.  I'm sure he's thinking of his board member duties. #DAYS
So, Theresa and Brady didn't use any protection; or common sense for that matter. #DAYS

Saturday, November 08, 2014

Billie Reed And Nick Fallon, January, 2007

A blast from the past: Nick does Billie. Or is it the other way around?

Friday, November 07, 2014

Too Little, Too Late

If Jordan is as good with a gun as the rest of the Salem gals she could've shot at Clyde and blown away the people in the next room. #DAYS
The chances you will win the lottery are a lot better than the chances of JJ and Paige having a lasting relationship. #DAYS
Paige wants JJ to be her first. The way Eve feels she probably wants JJ to be her last. #DAYS
Daniel to JJ: "I made a mistake with your mom. Don't let the same thing happen with you and Paige." Too little, too late. #DAYS

Thursday, November 06, 2014

A Kiss-And-Tell Kinda Guy

Protip for JJ (or anyone for that matter): If you don't do stupid things, you don't have to worry about people finding out. #DAYS
I think we can conclude Chad is a kiss-and-tell kinda guy. #DAYS
Eve says what she and JJ did in the bedroom did not happen.  I guess we'll have to call the baby an immaculate conception. #DAYS
Eve keeps records on all her lovers. She has a Frankie file, a Nick file, a Scott file and now for JJ she has a Pedo file. #DAYS

Wednesday, November 05, 2014

Déjà vu

Paige is upset JJ hangs out with disgusting females. He was with the most disgusting of all today... Eve. #DAYS
All I could think of when Clyde and Jordan were talking about remembering was, "Remember, remember the 5th of November." #DAYS
Eve is distraught she'll never sing again. I don't know, the more she wails the more it sounds like her theme song. #DAYS
JJ and Eve: Nick and Billie deja vu. #DAYS

Tuesday, November 04, 2014

Generous Eve

The First And Last

Do you know what Paige and JJ will do on their 50th anniversary? Be glad they never stopped bickering and found someone else. #DAYS
Realtor says Ben has "the first and last" to get what he wants. So does Chad—In Ben's case it's the rent—In Chad's case it's the name. #DAYS
Paige says she doesn't understand everything. There's just one thing JJ doesn't understand: women. #DAYS
Kristen throws her third fit in three episodes.  Hey, Sami's gone... someone had to take up the slack. #DAYS

Monday, November 03, 2014


Theresa thinks she can fix this thing with Brady.  I'm sure it will be as easy to fix as any other train wreck. #DAYS
Brady says John would use a baseball analogy: curve ball. He, however is thinking of another sports analogy: "DANIEL SCOOORRREEESS!" #DAYS
So Aiden and Hope's old friend have a past.  How cheesy. That's why they named her Brie. #DAYS

Sunday, November 02, 2014

Dr. Jonas' Bedside Manner

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