Thursday, May 26, 2016

Another Chance To Lose His Dignity

Face it, Hope, Ciara will never live up to your standards. She'll probably never murder a single person. #DAYS
Shawn: "Great sex makes great parenting." Well, in Belle and Shawn's case it just made parents... period. #DAYS
It's amazing Aiden can't win Hope's affection. After all, he only THOUGHT about killing her. #DAYS
Shawn wants another chance. With Belle that would amount to another chance to lose his dignity all over again. #DAYS

Wednesday, May 25, 2016


Belle says she and Shawn aren't back together—But it was one of the most meaningful one-night-stands a gal ever had with her husband. #DAYS
Aiden says Chase lost his way "a little bit." Ask Ciara if she thinks it was just "a little bit." #DAYS
Belle and Shawn might as well have a blinking neon sign above their heads saying, "I had sex with my ex." #DAYS

Tuesday, May 24, 2016

How Jack Spends His Time


Monday, May 23, 2016

Where Will The Debauchery End?

Belle sinks so low she makes a pass at her husband. WHERE WILL THE DEBAUCHERY END? #DAYS
Kate to Nicole: "What are you doing?" Hope to Aiden: "What are you doing?" Me to myself watching #DOOL: "What am I doing?" #DAYS
Belle says she's failed at wifedom, but not at being a dumb wife. #RimShot #DAYS
Belle grovels. Audience weighs in—Gals: "Have some self-respect!" Guys: "Nail her, Shawn! She won't even remember in the morning." #DAYS

Thursday, May 19, 2016

The No-Sex-Before-Marriage Type

Could Nicole be the no-sex-before-marriage-type? Absolutely... except on days when the sun happens to rise in the east. #DAYS
Observation: Guys like Deimos are always cautious and wanting a pre-nup, but don't have the same concern about a pre-romp. #DAYS
Nicole says there is only one way into town. Salem: the hick town with an international airport & direct flights to Europe.

Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Combating The Flu At NBC


Tuesday, May 17, 2016

A Lost Puppy

Brady says he and Theresa had a rocky start to their relationship—And that has changed... how? #DAYS
Maggie says she didn't know summer's father very well. Well enough to have a kid with him, I'd say. #DAYS
Aiden promises he won't pressure Hope. That is, if you don't consider following someone around like a lost puppy pressure. #DAYS
Maggie notes there are many memories Julie would like to forget—Leave it to Maggie to help her remember every excruciating one of them. #DAYS

Monday, May 16, 2016

Pot - The Non-Organic Kind

Hope, as you consider your options remember Rafe's an accomplice to murder and Aiden isn't. Just thought I'd point that out. #DAYS
I thought the opening shot was Deimos. Stands to reason—after sex with Kate he might be in the hospital for a penicillin infusion. #DAYS
Patch asks Carl, "What's with the Jimmy Buffet look?" Jimmy Buffett must've really let himself go to pot – uh, the non-organic kind. #DAYS

Friday, May 13, 2016

It Must Be An STD

Dr. Robinson tells Abby she's going through a tough time. For Abby that time is called her entire life. #DAYS
Only Salem is experiencing the big outbreak. Proof positive it must be an STD. #DAYS
Seth wonders what Fynn means by "no good news." Let me take a stab at that one. I think it means there is no good news. #DAYS

Wednesday, May 11, 2016

Tranquility Base


The SPD Brain Trust

No one believes this is Aiden. Did it ever occur to the SPD brain trust that the other guy wasn't Aiden? #DAYS
Ciara says she's glad Theo kissed her.  She'll change her tune if he catches the flu that's going around. #DAYS
John wants Eduardo to do something that might save everyone's lives. Send doctors to Salem Hospital who know what they're doing? #DAYS

Tuesday, May 10, 2016

The Dengue Fever-Ebola-Zika-MRSA-West Nile-Bird Flu Epidemic

Next on #DOOL – Ciara: "You're letting me move out but your face says I'll screw up." Hope: "Wait'll you hear what my lips say." #DAYS
Next on #DOOL – John: "Salem Hospital is a great facility." Adrianna: "Yes, but it's a lousy hospital." #DAYS
Next on #DOOL – Roman: "Aiden's back." Rafe: "Son of a bitch." Roman: "Husband of one, too." #DAYS
Next on #DOOL – Caroline: "A really good tipper has a soul." Kayla: "A really good tipper has money... a soul is optional." #DAYS
Next on #DOOL – The Dengue Fever-Ebola-Zika-MRSA-West Nile-Bird Flu epidemic continues to cripple Salem. #DAYS

Monday, May 09, 2016



Dopple Gangered

AHA! So Aiden's dopple gangered up with André to try to kill Hope. #DAYS
He's caged up with a loon. I don't know what kind of bird it is though. #DAYS
Aiden to himself: "Can't lose it now." Too late for that. You're talking to a dead bird. #DAYS

Friday, May 06, 2016


Rafe's note: "Trade your gun for a night of romance." That's a lot to ask a trigger-happy murderess like Hope. #DAYS
Brady asks Theresa if they are done fighting. Done fighting, yes. Done lying, not so much for Theresa. #DAYS
Passion fruit — not too subtle. I guess Rafe's idea of a night of romance isn't a double feature on Netflix. #DAYS
Next on #DOOL – Summer: "I don't want you to leave when you're mad at me." Brady: "Then I'll never be able to leave." #DAYS
Next on #DOOL – JJ: "I was mad at my dad for a long time." Gabi "What changed?" JJ: "He took a 70-story fall in an elevator." #DAYS

Thursday, May 05, 2016

Killer Donuts

Paul's taking John on a tour of his favorite ball parks on the east coast starting with Wrigley Field.  Must be Wrigley Field East. #DAYS
Uh-oh. Paul has the shakes. Maybe he should have forgotten that coffee refill. #DAYS
Brady tells Theresa that Summer conned a guy out of $50,000. Yeah, and the guy's name is "Brady" #DAYS
JJ: "Mom makes some killer donuts." And Kate makes killer brownies... literally. #DAYS

Wednesday, May 04, 2016

Loose Lips Sink Ships

Ciara: "When you're my age mom's can get really annoying." So can their kids kids. Especially ones who spray–paint cars. #DAYS
Dr. Robinson: "Ben's in prison. He can't get you." Abby: "That's what they said before." Actually, Abby's got a point. #DAYS
Doug to Hope: "You turned out OK." For a cold-blooded murderer. #DAYS
When they get to LA I hope Joey takes Jade to the Military Poster Museum so she can see the one that says, "Loose Lips Sink Ships." #DAYS

Tuesday, May 03, 2016

Emmy for Soapiest Dialogue 2016

Victor: "The presence of a neurotic grifter will only enhance our suburban townhouse fun." Good ole Victor always brightens my day. #DAYS
Brady truly is a superhero. Powerful enough to stop a locomotive... or in this case the wrath of Theresa. #DAYS
Maggie: "Deimos poisoned me and took the mansion from Victor in exchange for the antidote." Wins Emmy for Soapiest Dialogue 2016. #DAYS

Sunday, May 01, 2016

Brady Black — Super Hero


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