A Fortune Cookie

Jeremy says he knows Stephanie is strong enough to get through her crisis. I have no clue where he got that idea. Maybe he read it in a message from a fortune cookie. #DAYS

Chanel is in the hospital for a mammogram. Dr. Sarah says she will walk Chanel down to radiology herself. The people who write #DOOL have no concept of how things work in a real hospital, do they? #DAYS

Would-be killers in Salem need to stop having lengthy conversations with their potential victims, which gives the victim time to turn the tables, avoid getting killed and causing the perp to get arrested or hauled away by the men in white coats. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Sarah (on phone): “Johnny nearly died from inhaling gas in his apartment.” Jada: “Was there a leak?” Sarah: “No. He farted.” #DAYS