Monday, June 29, 2020

A Substitute Fugitive

Kristen arrives without Rachel, whom she has left with a substitute fugitive. #DAYS

Eli acts like a teenager's father protecting Valerie's honor when he finds out she and Billy have been dating for three months. Sorry to break the news, Eli, but you're living proof she she lost her "honor" years ago. #DAYS

Lani says she wishes Kristen could be at the wedding. Maybe Kristen can't be there but "Susan" might show up. #DAYS

Thursday, June 25, 2020

How Babies Are Made

 

 

Mommy Vibes

I can see Allie giving her baby up to Will and Sonny, having them spend a fortune to raise her for a while then yanking the kid back when mommy vibes hit her. #DAYS

Maggie says if Sarah lives in a house with Xander she'll be bound to run into him. Sarah: "I can handle him." Or handle any other guy who randomly comes along. #DAYS

Xander to Sarah: "What if I could give you another baby." He makes it sound like babies are on sale down at the five and dime. #DAYS

Eli: "Nothing is going to jinx us. We're in love. We have a baby on the way." Just like every other jinxed couple in Salem. #DAYS

Wednesday, June 24, 2020

Drama Free Zone

Hell hath no fury like Sami when slightly irritated. #DAYS

Eli: "No one is going to ruin our wedding. It's on the 4th of July. It would be unpatriotic." It's on the 4th of July. There will be fireworks. #DAYS

Will: "Mom had me when she was a teenager so we sort of had to grow up together." Will grew up. Sami didn't. #DAYS

Lucas' "drama free zone" didn't even last through his next sentence with Allie. #DAYS

Do Will and Sonny not think if Allie is giving up her baby she may not want it in the family where she's reminded of it every day? Not to mention the drama when later on she decides she wants to be its mommy. #DAYS

Kayla: "Our first wedding was pure magic." And later on that magic became a disappearing act. #DAYS

Steve to Jack: "You told Jennifer I still love Kayla? Why don't you just put it on a billboard." Scenes we'd like to see: Jack puts it on a billboard. #DAYS

Monday, June 22, 2020

Sex In A Greasy Old Garage

Jake and Gwen go at it. Not too romantic to have sex in a greasy old garage, but at least that would save on lubricant. #DAYS

Rafe: "My sister went to jail for a crime she didn't commit." Which time? #DAYS

Shawn: "Claire's heart is in the right place." Biologically. #DAYS

Ugh. When Ciara was talking about her relationship with Claire the spoon I was ganging myself with got caught in my throat. #DAYS

Friday, June 19, 2020

Deja Vu Of Our Lives

Another set of flashbacks. The'ye so frequent on #DOOL they should
rename the show Deja Vu Of Our Lives. #DAYS

Kate accuses Lucas of acting like Sami. That's harsh. Hell hath no fury
like Sami when slightly irritated. #DAYS

Gabi: "I'm not crazy!" Then revises it to, "I'm not THAT crazy!" That's
better. #DAYS

Sometimes women have to "mansplain" too. Like, when Gabi tries to get
through Will and Sonny's thick skulls. #DAYS

Gwen slaps Jake. Jake throws himself at her. MEN! They think sex is the
solution to every problem. They're almost as bad as Sarah Horton. #DAYS

Thursday, June 18, 2020

A Grandma Marlena Spanking

 

 

Failure To Launch

If you let Claire stay with you, once she gets a foot in the door she owns the place. #DAYS

Jake's a southpaw. So was Stefan a lefty, too? Might be a clue to follow up on to figure out if Jake is really Stefan. #DAYS

Bradyon his failure to launch: "This has never happened to me before." Says every guy every time it happens. #DAYS

Wednesday, June 17, 2020

Pretty Impatient When Horny

Lani has morning sickness. I pretty much have the same thing except it's misnamed because here #DOOL comes on in the afternoon. #DAYS

Jennifer: "We need to go on a honeymoon." Jack: "What about the Spectator." Heck, Jennifer hasn't been into the office since they printed the Spectator on parchment. #DAYS

Jack to Jennifer: "Forget traveling. Let's have our honeymoon right here, right now." Jack is pretty impatient when he gets horny. #DAYS

Tuesday, June 16, 2020

Friends

Scenes we'd like to see: Jimmy gets so sick of Gabi running her mouth he pays Jake to take her back. #DAYS

Will: "Ben and I are friends now – He's the friendliest guy that ever murdered me." #DAYS

Jake to Jimmy: "I got as much to lose as you do." But not quite as much as Gabi. #DAYS

Monday, June 15, 2020

An Offer He Can't Refuse

Sarah gives Brady an offer he can't refuse… Brady obliges. #DAYS

Scenes we'd like to see: They bring everyone to the town square and introduce Jake so everyone at once can be shocked seeing how much he looks like Stefan and we don't have to go through it person by person, then can get on with a story. #DAYS

Julie goes on and on so long about Gabi and the pacemaker saga that Jake wishes he was Stefan… because Stefan is dead and doesn't have to listen to her. #DAYS

Sarah, if Brady rejects you there is a wino living in a box around the corner who is probably available. #DAYS

Friday, June 12, 2020

Young Lady

Marlena: "Kate just called." Most times when you start a conversation
with those words, things don't go well. #DAYS

Jack says he can save Xander a lot of money by no publishing his mea
culpa because Horton gals don't go for grand gestures. Not to mention
Sarah probably doesn't read a newspaper anyway and the ad wouldn't have
the same effect online. #DAYS

Lucas is giving Allie the "young lady" tone BEFORE he find out she's
pregnant. Things are bound to escalate. #DAYS

Thursday, June 11, 2020

Sub-Optimal

Allie? If they SORAS her that much again she'll be on Social Security. #DAYS

Steve: "Did I say anything stupid last night? Kayla: "Only when you were talking." #DAYS

Steve: "Sometimes a man doesn't need a reason to make a fool of himself." Kayla: "True. Sometimes, like in your case, it comes naturally." #DAYS

John: "Thank God Claire has the best shrink in the world to help her." Marlena? Her nickname is Sigmund Fraud. #DAYS

History refresher: Allie and Johnny are Sami's children. They are twins, but with two different fathers. Allie's father is Lucas; Johnny's is EJ. Another #DOOL miracle. #DAYS

Hope: "If I was in your shoes I couldn't think at all." No one in Rafe's shoes can think. Especially Rafe. #DAYS

Allie opens her coat. Eric: "You're pregnant." Well, I don't think it's gas. #DAYS

The adoption agency says Will and Sonny's domestic situation is sub-optimal. Frankly, all of Salem is sub-optimal. #DAYS

Wednesday, June 10, 2020

An Insult To 14-year-olds

 

 

Monday, June 08, 2020

Sabbatical

Gwen: "I'm actually not a psycho, crazy or deranged." Denial is not just a river in Egypt. #DAYS

Ben the serial killer makes the case they might not want to let Claire out of Bayview because she tried to kill Ciara. My head is spinning. #DAYS

Ciara: "Working at Titan is more stressful than I thought it should be." Hope: "It's your first day." And the reason she didn't finish that is she asked for a sabbatical. #DAYS

Friday, June 05, 2020

One Ring To Fool Them All

I wouldn't exactly say Steve is three-sheets-to-the-wind. I think he's at least at the five-sheet level. #DAYS

Another day another kidnapping plot. #DAYS

Since Ciara's engagement ring isn't really a ring, you might call it "one ring to fool them all." #DAYS

Thursday, June 04, 2020

The Bumbling, Incompetent and Corrupt

 Hope: "Zoey hit you with a bullet. Did that slip your mind?" Probably.
The mush that fills Rafe's brain would be pretty slippery. #DAYS

Patch says he's meditating. Binge drinking whiskey is helping. #DAYS

Zoey: "You're an inept criminal." Orpheus: "You're a terrible lawyer."
No wonder they wound up in Salem. It's a refuge for the bumbling,
incompetent and corrupt, #DAYS

Wednesday, June 03, 2020

The Gal Has A Point

If Brady was really crafty he'd look over Ciara's proposals and develop arguments against them for when she asks him about them. #DAYS

Xander: "I suspect Maggie and Victor wanted some 'time alone.'" Sarah gives him a look that says, "Eeeeeuuuwwww!" #DAYS

Let's vote on whether Claire should get out of Bayview: Against: 7,342,901,772 For: 1. Well, first, I see the entire world voted and, second, even Claire got a vote. #DAYS

Jake begs Ben to come back to work. OK, Ben, here's where you talk about more pay. #DAYS

Nicole to Brady: "I think you're going off the rails." Not unusual. I don't think there are any rails anywhere in Salem. #DAYS

Sarah's hair-beany isn't the only thing about her that's wrapped a bit too tight.. #DAYS

Claire: "Ben is a murderer and he got out of here. Why can't I?" Actually the gal has a point. #DAYS

Just think about it, Sarah. If Xander had succeeded with the embryo swap, MacKenzie would probably be alive today. #DAYS

 

 

Tuesday, June 02, 2020

Flashing

 

 

Get Out Of Jail Free Card

"Sarah is wearing the beer can on top of a rat's nest hairdo." #DAYS

Sonny to Arianna: "Why don't you go put that bracelet in your jewelry
box?" Translation: "Let's get the kid offstage." #DAYS

Gabi's "Get out of jail free" card must be pretty dog-eared by now. #DAYS

Monday, June 01, 2020

Damp Socks and Salmonella

Rafe to Hope: "Mi casa su casa." Actually, not any more. #DAYS

Lani – Having an abortion so you won't lose the kid doesn't make a lot of sense. #DAYS

Zoey: "I'm still suing for custody of my nephew and I intend to win." And here I thought she was suing and intending to lose. #DAYS

Kate to Abe: "You're ratings are somewhere between damp Damp socks and salmonella. There's the title for this episode #DAYS

Blogarama     Globe Of Blogs