Thursday, December 31, 2015

Flying Rodents

Pop quiz for Joey: Ava is out of: A)Your league B)Your generation C) Her mind D)All of the above. #TheAnswerIsD #DAYS
Chad must like flying rodents. wants to move from a gal who's batsh*t crazy to one who has bats in her belfry. #DAYS
Kayla: "A girl's gotta play hard to get."  In Salem "hard to get" means taking time to ask, "your place or mine?" #DAYS

Wednesday, December 30, 2015




Theresa: "I have pins... and needles..." And I'm on them with all this excitement. #DAYS
Nicole: "Kate brought in that Pierre bozo." He's French. I think should be "beauzeaux." #DAYS
#DOOL missed the boat by not having Tim Gunn as a guest star on this show.  Probably couldn't afford him. #DAYS

Tuesday, December 29, 2015

A Not-So-Friendly Game


An Arrogant Narcissistic Bitch On Wheels

Theresa really got depressed when she got kicked off of Project Dumbway. #DAYS
Nicole: "You are an arrogant narcissistic bitch on wheels." Kate: "Flattery will get you nowhere." #DAYS
Belle learns it was a lot more fun to be a cheating slut before the repercussions started to affect her. #DAYS

Monday, December 28, 2015

A Little Bit O' Belle

Tim Gunn can't hold a candle to Kate when it comes to nit picking. #DAYS
André: "We'll get our money back." Stefano: "Or maybe we won't." Odds are good it's one or the other. #DAYS
Chad: "Sometimes I just can't help myself." Then he moves in and helps himself to a little bit o' Belle. #DAYS
If Rafe really believes Hope tweaked her back he's as dumb as a... never mind. #DAYS

Experts On Evil


Saturday, December 26, 2015

Caroline And "Theresa"


Victor Suggests A New Game

I'll bet Victor doesn't even know how to play bridge.

Friday, December 25, 2015

Falling Temperatures


Thursday, December 24, 2015


Belle and Chad: Chelle? No — I think Bad would be more fitting. #DAYS
Jennifer says the song playing is one of Jack's favorites. Sounds like elevator music to me. Definitely NOT Jack's favorite. #DAYS
Things were going well with Chad & Belle until Abby stepped in. Only one word for what happened to Chad then: REEEEE-JECTED. #DAYS

Wednesday, December 23, 2015

The Promised Land


The Main Attraction At The Ho-House

Eve to Claire: "I would kill to have your voice." Being Eve, someday she probably will. #DAYS
Ava Removes her blouse: "I'm gonna get exactly what I want." Looks like Joey might get something, too. #DAYS
Kate says she had to work her way up through the ranks.  Yeah—started small & eventually became the main attraction at the ho-house. #DAYS


If you can't canoodle with the strumpet you love, canoodle with the strumpet you're with.

Tuesday, December 22, 2015


A cop arrested for murder investigating her own case. That happens all the time in real life, right? #DAYS
Eduardo wishes he had been around when Nick needed schooling. Gabi schooled him just fine. Gabi and her Gluck. #DAYS
Wow. That sure was a fast promotion for the daughter of the mayo... Oh. Congratulations, Lani. #DAYS

Monday, December 21, 2015

The Topknot Twins


Abby "Does" Windows

A DA In His Pocket

Phillip: "Does Father have a DA in his pocket?" Or it he just happy to see you? #DAYS
Chad: "What if I don't take no for an answer?" Belle: "Then how about a swift kick you-know-where?" Chad: "'No' works for me." #DAYS
Victor wants Caroline to move into the Kiriakis Mansion.  Who knew... it must have a psychiatric wing. #DAYS

Sunday, December 20, 2015


Chad breaks it off with Abby. Abby breaks his breastbone. Fair trade.

Friday, December 18, 2015

A Come-To-Your-Senses Machine

Belle says Marlena is a million miles away. Well, outer space is where you have to be when you're talking to a space cadet. #DAYS
Chad dumps Abby. OMG! André's contraption wasn't a mind-control machine. It was a come-to-your-senses machine.
Mind control machines, secret training facilities for assassins... can it be anything but a soap opera? #DAYS

Thursday, December 17, 2015

Fat Shaming!

Kate calls Tate a "chubby little guy." FAT SHAMING! #DAYS
Ava tells the courier to forget he knows her.  Good advice for anybody.  #DAYS
Marlena's been spending way too much time laying on her office floor lately. #DAYS

Wednesday, December 16, 2015

Monitoring Seismographs

Belle wonders if there is any news on Sami. Have they thought of monitoring seismographs in the area? #DAYS
Hope tells Jennifer she's not sure when she'll get back from the police station. Uh, in about 30 years to life? #DAYS
Chad wants to do something nice for Wendy's family. If Abby's involved the nicest thing they could do is stay away from them. #DAYS

The Life And Times Of Ted Bundy


Tuesday, December 15, 2015

Just Like Martha Stewart

Theresa thinks she has the potential to be just like Martha Stewart—She certainly has the potential to have a prison term like Martha. #DAYS
Theresa knows how much the job meant to Brady. Thinking with brain: keeps his job. Thinking with something else: Moves in with her. #DAYS
Phillip wonders if Belle went to basketball camp. Oh, yeah, she made a two foot layup. Sign her up for the Bulls. #DAYS
Abby: "I guess I'm not all there." There, of course, being wherever the normal people go. #DAYS

Monday, December 14, 2015

Ciara's Big Break

Lani says Rafe finding Malcolm was a stroke of good luck. When Rafe uncovers something it has to be luck. #DAYS \
Calm down, Hope, this is Ciara's big break. She always wanted to be on TV. #DAYS
Hope swears Bo will come back from the grave to get the creep. He'd better take it seriously. On #DOOL they all come back. #DAYS

Friday, December 11, 2015

The Psycho Part

Rafe: "Hope, you may have said all you want to say but I haven't." Guy Manual:  "A woman has NEVER said all she wants to say." #DAYS
Hope wants Rafe to stop psychoanalyzing her. The analyzing part would certainly confirm the psycho part. #DAYS
Abby says she needs closure. I hope she means her mouth. #DAYS

Caught In The Act

Thursday, December 10, 2015

The Wrong Foot

Obviously Ava got out of the de-wacko-fication program they sent her to; and, more obviously, the program was a failure. #DAYS
Patch tells Kayla to stop fighting it & asks what she thinks—FWIW I think he's got his smooth operator persona firing on all cylinders #DAYS
Phillip: "I don't want to get off on the wrong foot with you, Brady." Then I hope his only remaining foot is the right one. #DAYS

Wednesday, December 09, 2015

Par For The Course

Chad: "I found Abby; she had the baby; Ben is the necktie killer." Stefano: "Yeah, but do you have any news."  #DAYS
Malcolm chokes Hope. He wants the money. Hope wants air. #DAYS
Belle tells Andre she doesn't know what he's talking about. Par for the course for Belle. #DAYS

Tuesday, December 08, 2015


Ben swears Abby died in the fire. Does this count as another official "back from the dead" #DOOL return? #DAYS
Abigail sure knows how to turn a crisis into a CRY-sis. #DAYS
Bo looks down on wacko Hope with Malcolm and thanks his lucky stars he's dead. #DAYS
For the record: In the fight at the end I'm seriously rooting for Malcolm. #DAYS

A Shocking Turn Of Events


Barbecue Ben's In A Hurry


Barbecue Ben Strikes Again


Monday, December 07, 2015

The Secret DOOL Decoder Ring


Her Rocker-Rocker

Wacko Ben has totally lost his mind. And the fact JJ outsmarted him proves it. #DAYS
Malcom thinks Rafe is his shadow. No, he just has the IQ of a shadow. #DAYS
Hope: The widow-widow has gone off her rocker-rocker. #DAYS

Sunday, December 06, 2015

Don't Watch Alone

Friday, December 04, 2015

Don't Just Do Something, Stand There

Brady throws his life away for Theresa. If the Guy Manual was a human, it would be suicidal. #DAYS
The Lone Ranger used silver bullets. Hope uses melted down Kristen Alfonso earrings. #DAYS
For God's sake Abby, grab something and whack Ben.  Abby's motto is "don't just do something, stand there." #DAYS

Thursday, December 03, 2015

Between Serial Killings

Belle is outraged Sami deposited a fortune into an account with her name on it. I wouldn't be upset if that happened to me. #DAYS
Hope says the whole situation seems to easy.  Nothing is too easy for Rafe. #DAYS
Seth says he finds Salem tranquil.  Between serial killings, that is. #DAYS

Hope The Fashionista


Wednesday, December 02, 2015

Enough Said


St. Beauregard



Well, there's their lame excuse for Kimberly not attending the funeral.  I suppose it would be too much for Chelsea, too. #DAYS
Hope and Rafe play good-cop / bad-cop. In a role reversal Rafe plays the good-cop. #DAYS
Abby says they can name the baby whatever Ben wants.  I, for one, would rule out "Lucky." #DAYS

The Truth About Social Media

Tuesday, December 01, 2015


No wonder Steve and Kayla got romantic: It's the EJAbby Memorial Supply Closet. The place is saturated with pheromones. #DAYS
Flynn is using the same script Xander used when he met Nicole. #DAYS
Gabi and JJ's "first date" issues reminded me of a "first date" I had at a pizza shop. Except my date hadn't murdered anyone — AFAIK. #DAYS
Kayla claims the donors pay her salary. No, Chief of Staph, the patients you rip off pay your salary. #DAYS

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