Wednesday, September 30, 2015

It's All About Priorities


That Ridiculous Hat

Victor wonders why Caroline isn't at the hospital. Maybe she hasn't had her weekly stroke yet. #DAYS
Stefano tells Aiden to "listen and behave." Two skills sorely lacking in Salem. #DAYS
Hope says Rafe will crack the serial killer case. Maybe... in the sense that "crack" means "destroy." #DAYS
Personally if I were a cop I'd pick Chad up just for wearing that ridiculous hat. #DAYS
I sympathize with Caroline. I stood in front of a mirror and cried like that after my last haircut that didn't go so well. #DAYS


Chad DiMera and Gabby Hayes: trend-setters. #DAYS

Friday, September 25, 2015

DA Du Jour

#DOOL Rule #471: Anyone the DA du jour thinks is guilty... isn't. #DAYS
Aiden warns the cops not to shoot first and ask questions later. Unfortunately the SPD isn't smart enough to ask questions. #DAYS
Patch wonders how Claudia got her tattoo.  Uh, just a wild guess but... tattoo artist? #DAYS

Welcome back Andre! A blast from the past — Andre in drag. (Accompanying story at: #DAYS

Thursday, September 24, 2015


Suspenseful music and slo-mo at the start. It was almost too much for me. Marlena thinking it was Chad: Priceless. #DAYS
Rafe discovers Marlena and spits out an expletive — probably because she's still alive. #DAYS
How could Jennifer speak well enough to say Clyde might not be at the wedding with her foot lodged so far in her mouth? #DAYS

Wednesday, September 23, 2015

A Guide For The Faithful Gal

Abby could write an article, "The Guide for the Faithful Gal," consisting of one sentence: "Don't do what I do." #DAYS
Both Ben and Chad should dump Abby but that would just release her back into the sea of innocent unsuspecting men. #DAYS
Marlena notes Ben knows wedding etiquette. More than he knows about what Abby is up to. #DAYS
Abby says she knows Chad is stubborn and headstrong... and has terrible taste in women. #DAYS

The Blame Game – Adrienne’s Rules

The Sadder But Wiser Girl

Wise... not so much.

Tuesday, September 22, 2015

Hooker To Hooker

Kate knows what Eve will be missing. If Eve's like Kate that would be many opportunities to disown her own child. #DAYS
Eve and Kate talk — hooker to hooker. #DAYS
Eve wonders how Eddie could abandon so many kids — Because he kept finding women stupid enough to sleep with him, for one thing. #DAYS

The Prevuze Hotline

Time for Days of Our Lives. Call the Prevuze Hotline at (800) WTF-GMAB Now!

Monday, September 21, 2015

Space Cadet

Think Hope might dump Aiden and hook up with Rafe? Maybe—In Salem SnapChat messages last longer than the average relationship. #DAYS
Today's Bicentennial Moment is just an observation that Caroline is acting like she was there at the founding. #DAYS
Joey notes that Steve & Kayla are on their own planet. He can still get to them, though, because that kid is one space cadet. #DAYS

Friday, September 18, 2015

Just Plain Crap

Gabi is glad they didn't give up on her. Why would you ever give up on a murderer? #DAYS
Abby insists the stuff they send wedding guests home with isn't swag. Right... it's usually just plain crap. #DAYS
Abby says it's traditional for the bride's family to pay. It's also traditional for the bride to limit herself to one guy. #DAYS

To Avoid Confusion

Thursday, September 17, 2015


Patch says he discovered Bo hasn't been working as an agent; Bo must be the Jennifer Horton of the ISA. #DAYS
Pro-bono is one thing but if I were Marlena I'd be charging a DiMera a boatload for this informal session. #DAYS
Aiden breaks in. Here at the Prevuze compound we have a security system. You mean quadrabilligazillionaire Stefano doesn't have one? #DAYS

Wednesday, September 16, 2015

Celebrating 50 Years

It's hard to rewrite history when there is a video record of everything for the past 50 years, but #DOOL somehow manages to do it. #DAYS
Abby takes naïve to a new level thinking Ben had the best of intentions when tracking her like a perverted creep. #DAYS
#DOOL is celebrating its 50th year... of John trying to figure out who the hell he is. #DAYS

Tuesday, September 15, 2015

Abandon Hope

Monday, September 14, 2015

A Walking Lightning Rod

It's hard to believe but Justin is coming off as being dumber than Rafe. #DAYS
Fashion statement: With all those chains Abby's a walking lightning rod. #DAYS
JJ threatens to lock Jennifer in her room and never let her out. Now THAT'S a story line I could get into. #DAYS

Friday, September 11, 2015


Face it, Lucas, you've been REEEEEEE-JECTED! #DAYS
Guy Manual Protip: When she starts with, "I can't say how wonderful you've been..." you're toast. #DAYS
If John isn't a DiMera, what should we call Marlena Evans-Craig-Bradford-Brady-Black-North-Black-DiMera-Black-DiMera-Black? #DAYS

Thursday, September 10, 2015

Bo's Bath

If I were Bo, I'd demand a rinse and conditioner first.

A Neon Sign

I see Marlena is modeling her Halloween outfit today. She'll be going as a neon sign. #DAYS
Hope to Aiden: "We're going to be a family." That's not always a good thing. The Mansons were a family. #DAYS
Rafe says he can't imagine going through something like Eve is experiencing. I guess he forgot about losing Arianna. #DAYS

Wednesday, September 09, 2015

Why Is Space A Vacuum?

Why is space a vacuum? Because of the way Rafe is sucking up to Roman. #DAYS
Paige sure has a rosy complexion for someone who was strangled. #DAYS
Ahhh... no Will today. A day without Will is like a day without sunshine in the Mojave dessert with fire ants crawling all over you. #DAYS

Tuesday, September 08, 2015

A Sensible Non-Brutal Murder

Who flipped the go-crazy switch on in Justin's brain? #DAYS
OMG! That prisoner is Bo! I was positive it was Edmond Dantès. #DAYS
Abby thinks Chad wouldn't commit a senseless, brutal murder. Is there such a thing as a sensible non-brutal murder? #DAYS

Bo's Big Decision

A Coincidence

Friday, September 04, 2015

James Dean Rebel Teen Angst

I really like how they're saving money using the old JJ/Jennifer James-Dean-rebel-teen-angst scripts with Joey and Kayla. #DAYS
Did John "Love 'Em And Leave 'Em" Black pack his bags before or after he talked Marlena into bed? #DAYS
interesting they never show Bo's face. You don't suppose the actor is a stand-in, do you? Nah. #DAYS

Bo's Diet

Thursday, September 03, 2015

Pick A Little, Talk A Little

Don't be critical that Rafe was asleep at his desk.  When he's asleep is when he does his best work. #DAYS
Fashion statement: Patch changed leather jackets. The other one was 2 sizes too small. This one's 2 sizes too big. #DAYS
Maggie, Caroline, Julie, Kayla, Hope: "Pick a little, talk a little, cheep cheep cheep, talk a lot, cluck a little..." #DAYS

Chad's Sense Of Value

Wednesday, September 02, 2015

The Little Pink Pill

Seems to me JJ could take Clyde or at least give him a run for his money. #DAYS
Justin vs. Rafe: DA vs. DA... District Attorney vs. Dumb Ass. #DAYS
Adrienne tells Lucas she doesn't have the stamina she used to. Good thing the FDA just approved the little pink pill. #DAYS

The Eve-Jennifer Slapfest

Tuesday, September 01, 2015

An Oxymoron

Kyle tests JJ's loyalty. Let's hope that works out better for JJ than testing his intelligence. #DAYS
Abe says he just came from an exciting city council meeting. Isn't "exciting city council meeting" an oxymoron? #DAYS

Jennifer's Bible vs. Eve's Bible

Jennifer and Eve have a Bible smackdown.

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