Friday, September 30, 2016

Kristan Alfonso Earrings

If Orpheus provides routing an account numbers how is the bank account untraceable?" #DAYS
Marlena to Theo: "Your dad is strong and in good condition." Except for that bullet that exploded in his body. #DAYS
"Hope explodes: "DAMMIT, RAFE, LET IT GO!" As she rips off his nads and turns them" into a pair of Kristan Alfonso earrings. #DAYS
Patch: "I've gotta get to my boy!!" Use Claire as a shield. #DAYS

Sanity Prevails!


Thursday, September 29, 2016

Don't Bogart That Gal

Don't Bogart that gal, my friend...

Pass her over to me...

No Time For Selfies


The Prevuze Dofus Of The Year Award

Oh, goodie. Flashbacks to scenes we just saw. Because the writers think that we, like them, have no memory. #DAYS
Claire wins the Prevuze Doofus Of The Year (DOTY) award, and if they kill her she gets upgraded to a Darwin Award. #DAYS
Theo: "I don't know what would happen if anything happened to Claire." I do… the average IQ of the world would go up significantly. #DAYS

Wednesday, September 28, 2016

The Bat Signal For Booty Calls

Paul, let Claire go! We need her out of the gene pool. #DAYS
Paul stays with Claire. Sonny wonders if he's "babysitting." An insult to babies everywhere. #DAYS
Oooo! Oooo! JJ has candles lit for Gabi when she returns. Candles: They're like the "Bat Signal" for booty calls. #DAYS

Friday, September 23, 2016

The Butterfly Tattoo On Her Butt

Brady tells Nicole they shouldn't be in the Square with killers loose. Let them kill all the extras milling around there. #DAYS
Kate: "GASP! OMG, HE'S BACK!" If you thought that was Clyde, hand in your #DOOL card, put on a dunce cap and go sit in the corner. #DAYS
Exactly how did Deimos establish the probability of sexual contact with Chloe – by describing the butterfly tattoo on her butt? #DAYS

Thursday, September 22, 2016

Trapped In The Panic Room


Always In The Dark

The lights go out in Salem. Everyone notices except Rafe — He's always in the dark. #DAYS
If power is out in the panic room where is the light coming from? If there is backup lighting, how come it doesn't work on the locks? #DAYS
The good news: Chad and Gabi have all the amenities in the panic room. The bad news: Except a bathroom. #DAYS
Chad and Gabi are acting like they're hotter than Nicole and Eric were when they were trapped in the hospital furnace. #DAYS

Wednesday, September 21, 2016

The Three Brusqueteers

The Three Brusuqeteers would be better off if they just split up and got outta Dodge. #DAYS
If Hope had opened the door and blown the flower delivery guy away.  Yeah, that would have been great. #DAYS
With half of Salem holed-up if you're not a target this would be a great time to get out and get some of your Christmas shopping done. #DAYS



Totally Curious And Totally Caca


Monday, September 19, 2016

God Only Gave Him A One-Story Building

Maggie! On crutches! Walking again! It's a miracle! Just like in 1972! #DAYS
They're taking Parker to a Broadway show? He's either been SORASed to 20 or he'll be bored to death. #DAYS
Xander: "I've got plenty going on upstairs." Unfortunately for Xander, God only gave him a one-story building. #DAYS

Friday, September 16, 2016

Bling On Her Do Rag

Kayla needs a little bling on her do-rag. #DAYS
Patch wants to know if he should call Stephanie. Nah… her mom isn't near enough to death. #DAYS

Nicole: "I'm tough but you'd have to be an idiot not to be scared of Xander." Rafe must be scared to death of Xander. #DAYS

Thursday, September 15, 2016

Salem's Future Brain Trust In Action

Hope says Orpheus is smart. He wasn't smart enough to take Victor's offer & is now penniless and on the run. #DAYS
The kids sit around talking about how much they hate college. Salem's future brain trust in action. #DAYS
Abe says the average person has nothing to worry about. Unfortunately all Salemites seem to be below average. #DAYS

Wednesday, September 14, 2016

Rat's Nest

Good luck charms for Theresa's wedding: Something old, something new, something borrowed and a homicidal maniac. #DAYS
Eve moved to NY? If she could only afford her dump of an apartment in Salem, imagine the rat's nest she must have had in NY.  #DAYS
Victor: "Another wedding at the Kiriakis Mansion. No dead bodies so we'll call it a win." LOL. #DAYS

Tuesday, September 13, 2016



Fake Relationship

Prediction for Theresa and Brady's ceremony: Something old, something new, something borrowed, it'll be a zoo. #DAYS
Chloe says they can't have and fake a relationship—Of course if they actually had a relationship there wouldn't be a fake relationship #DAYS

Monday, September 12, 2016

Nasty Old Curmudgeon

Claire: "I'm supposed to go meet Grandma." Translation: "I want to get out of here before things get nasty." #DAYS
Fashion statement: If Theresa's top was cut any lower we'd all have a great view… of her belly button. #DAYS
Belle: "My family comes first." For Belle, first is the new second. #DAYS
John refuses to toast to Theresa. What a nasty old curmudgeon — she only tried to kill him once. #DAYS

The Xanorphelyde Society


Phone Sex


Friday, September 09, 2016

If You Can't Do The Time Don't Do The Crime

Gabi needs a dose of big brother. That would be a good substitute for a dose of Ipecac. #DAYS
Belle offers to sell the club and turn the proceeds over to Chad. Chad says that's not necessary. Whoa! MERRY CHRISTMAS BELLE! #DAYS
Gabi says Rafe is her rock — Because he has the IQ of one. #DAYS
Hope frets over Aiden reopening Stefano's murder case. Hey, babe, if you can't do the time, don't do the crime. #DAYS

Thursday, September 08, 2016

Concrete Bruno Maglis

Kayla says she nags. Patch insists she doesn't.  That argument usually goes the other way around in most relationships. #DAYS
Kate better watch it or Victor and Deimos will be fitting her with a new pair of concrete Bruno Maglis. #DAYS
Clyde: "I'm not quite as dumb as I look." Maybe, but that still doesn't exactly put him in the "Einstein" category. #DAYS

Wednesday, September 07, 2016

Battle Of The Great Grannies

Sonny wonders what's going on between Gabi & JJ.  "Nothing," she says. "Nothing" is the new "everything." #DAYS
Deimos asks Victor & Maggie to live with him. Chad asks Adrienne & Lucas. Everyone else in Salem can live here at the Prevuze Compound #DAYS
Laura vs. Kate — Battle of the Great Grannies. #DAYS
Chad stops and ponders what Laura said. I love these flashbacks way back to what we just saw two minutes ago. *choke* #DAYS

Tuesday, September 06, 2016

A Do-As-I-Say-Not-As-I-Do Kinda Gal

Nicole tells Brady & Theresa the physical stuff comes after they say "I do." Nicole is a do-as-I-say-not-as-I-do kinda gal. #DAYS
Jennifer and Laura together. It's official — looneyness has reached critical mass. #DAYS
OMG! Talking to Brady, Victor played the "mother-card." #DAYS
Kayla says she wants to be alone — spends the rest of the episode with Steve. #DAYS

Monday, September 05, 2016



Thomas Seizes The Moment


Belle's Payday Loans


Jennifer's Plight


Friday, September 02, 2016

Jennifer Breaks Down

Jennifer breaks down crying… probably realizes she has to go back to work sometime. #DAYS
Claire tells Chloe Animal Crackers help with morning sickness. Using protection and not getting pregnant works better. #DAYS
Phillip tells Belle he's Chloe's baby's father and he wants to cut things off. I bet I know what Belle would like to cut off. #DAYS
Before giving Thomas to Lucas and Adrienne they might want to… you know… run that by Lucas and Adrienne. #DAYS

Thursday, September 01, 2016

Something Concrete

Victor says they have to find something concrete.  Rafe's brain might be available. #DAYS
Chloe says she "took precautions." In Salem, it seems the only form of birth control is the "wing and a prayer" method. #DAYS
Chloe tells Nicole about Deimos being the father. The first crack in her already flimsy wall of secrecy. #DAYS

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