Friday, March 29, 2013


Chloe wants Jennifer out of the picture. How about off the show? #DAYS
Do you wonder what they're doing to Nick in the scenes where he's screaming? They're making him watch #DAYS
Hope cautions Gabi not to worry if Nick doesn't want to talk about his time in prison. Hope never wants to talk about hers. #DAYS
They tell Jennifer a dozen times they've snatched Parker to keep her away from Dan, but she still asks, "What's going on?" #DAYS
Rafe, why not just say the bracelet is Kate's? You can say you found it and knew Kate lost one or something. #DAYS

Thursday, March 28, 2013

Don't Think With Your Duck

Jennifer, there is no law that says you have to let Chloe in when she knocks, or even open the door for that matter. #DAYS
Brady tells Victor he's misinterpreting. Not true, Victor knows very well Brady's thinking with his d*ck. #DAYS
Per that last item. You shouldn't think with your duck because ducks have less brain capacity than humans. That's what I meant. #DAYS
What's up with Chloe? Daniel means everything to her and he's nailing another woman. Isn't that her signal to run to Phillip? #DAYS

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Romping On The Town Square Couch

Kristin: "Since when can we have a rational conversation with John and Marlena?" Since when can anybody? #DAYS
Sonny walks in on Rafe and Kate; Chloe spies Jennifer and Daniel; they should all just all take turns romping on the town square couch #DAYS
Nancy doesn't want Chloe to get in too deep. No worries. Nothing deep about Chloe. #DAYS
Daniel: "While we are here the rest of the world doesn't exist." The rest of the world doesn't care. #DAYS

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

A Few Protips

Protip for Abby: Ripping a guy's clothes off isn't exactly a signal that you want to take things slow. #DAYS
Protip II for Abby: If you rip Cameron's top off, he gets to rip yours off. #DAYS
Protip III for Abby: If you're so upset about being a virgin, you need a new game plan. #DAYS

Monday, March 25, 2013

Rafe And Kate Play Slap And Tickle

Playing slap-and-tickle... Kate's way.

Friday, March 22, 2013

Natural Screw-Ups And Divine Inspiration

Kristin tells Brady she won't be the wife waiting at the door with a frying pan.  She uses a gun. #DAYS
Gabi and Will agree they didn't want things to be like this. They didn't plan it that way, they're just natural screw-ups. #DAYS
Eric: "Brady, you're not a complete jerk, you're a moron." Eric really must have a direct line to Divine inspiration. #DAYS

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Her Sinful Agenda

Brady asks Kristin to marry him. Kristin wonders what changed Brady's mind.  Maybe his brain cell momentarily deactivated. #DAYS
Nick and Gabi are moving in with Maggie?  What... did they run out of room at the DiMera mansion? #DAYS
Eric reminds us about Christ's first miracle.  What would be a miracle is if I could stay awake through this show. #DAYS
Nicole vows not to let Chloe use the church for her sinful agenda.  Nicole already called dibbs on that. #DAYS

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Wasting Time

Jennifer: "Can we talk?" Daniel: "Talk first, slap later?" YES, DANIEL, SLAP HER SILLY! #DAYS
With all the people moving into the DiMera mansion I guess they're trimming the show down to a single set. #DAYS
Daniel: "This isn't about Chloe or me." Jennifer: "What is it about?" Wasting time. #DAYS
Kristin: "What's going on?" Brady: "Nothing you can't fix... right here... right now..."  Not in the foyer, guys. #DAYS

Monday, March 18, 2013

Worthless Crap

Chloe says Nancy has to stop buying worthless crap on The Shopping Channel. Yeah, and watching worthless crap on NBC. #DAYS
Nancy says Chloe's love for Daniel has addled her brain.  Can't be. Scientists have proven a vacuum can't be addled. #DAYS
Jennifer thinks Abby is too nice to kill Chloe. But not too nice to stalk Austin and try to ruin his life. #HappyMedium #DAYS
Daniel tells Maggie, "I don't want to have this conversation." I'll bet Maggie hears that a lot. #DAYS
Jennifer asks if she and Daniel can talk. Daniel: "Like... talk first slap later?" Good one, Daniel. #DAYS

Friday, March 15, 2013

Beware The Ides Of March

Brady asks how Marlena is doing. She says she's about the same.  I guess that means she's still crazier than all her patients. #DAYS
Nick: "March 15... the day I marry the love of my life." Beware the Ides of March, Nick. #DAYS
Something Old: A picture of Kate. New: Unpredictable storylines. Borrowed: Past plots. Blue: Rafe chokes Nick. #DAYS
Preacher: "Do you Nicholas take Gabriella to be your lawfully wedded wife in spite of her Olive Oyl hairdo?" #DAYS

Thursday, March 14, 2013

Worry, Will, Worry

Sami: "I'm glad you answered the phone." Will: "I wasn't thinking clearly." Good one, Will. #DAYS
Sami tells Will not to worry, because she's got everything handled. Worry, Will, worry. #DAYS
John wads up the paper with Kristin's picture. Yeah, that'll teach her... if you're into voodoo. #DAYS
Sami spews fire because EJ didn't tell her about Stefano returning. Easy come, easy go, Ejamis. #DAYS
Kate says Rafe is either the bravest guy ever or a complete fool. So, you already know what I would say about that. #DAYS
Holy cow. If any more people move into the mansion, they'll have to rename it the DiMera Hilton... or the Quantico Marine barracks. #DAYS

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

A Glass Jaw

Jennifer says she never wants to talk to Daniel again. Quit while you're ahead, Daniel. #DAYS
After the slap, Daniel says Jennifer is small but surprisingly strong. Or, on the other hand, a certain Salem doctor has a glass jaw. #DAYS
Daniel decides to call Jennifer to straighten things out. Careful, Daniel, Jennifer might have the new Teleslap App on her iPhone. #DAYS
Chloe says she cares about Daniel and doesn't want him to suffer. Maybe it's true and that's why she's trying to get Jen away from him #DAYS

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

When Vacuums Collide

Brady thinks Stefano and he understand each other. Yeah, in the sense that "understand" means "hate." #DAYS
EJ takes a picture of Kristin, Stefano and Brady for his new screen saver.  Oh, EJ, screen savers are so '90s. #DAYS
Chloe tells Jennifer, "It's not what it looks like." If you think about it, for once, that's really true. #DAYS
Rafe and Lucas stand there matching wits. WHEN VACUUMS COLLIDE... #DAYS

Thursday, March 07, 2013


Oh, good, Jennifer's on today. I didn't think I could go another day without seeing Follyanna. #DAYS
Victor says Brady is going to the bowels of hell. That would be a step up from Salem. #DAYS
Ciara's drawing probably says "Nicole loves Eric" and the dimwit still doesn't get it. #DAYS
Chloe says she can give Daniel unconditional love. And I'm sure she can get a bunch of guys to vouch for that. #DAYS
Peripatetic John returns. Pair-o'-pathetic people Brady and Kristin greet him. #DAYS

Sami And EJ's Chain-Romp

Once a king always a king but for EJAMI, once a night isn't enough.

Wednesday, March 06, 2013

Forbidden Fruit

It seems the thought of murdering someone really lights the fires of passion for Sami and EJ. That's normal, right? #DAYS
Chloe wonders what the attraction is at the church for Nicole.  Forbidden fruit. #DAYS
Vargas is saying all the right things to Eric.  We all know he'll get out and go full-blown-creepo on us. #DAYS
Nick vows to provide Will's girl with a good home. The way he's acting that would be Jeffrey Dahmer's home. #DAYS
EJ wants to know how grateful Sami would be for his help. If Sami gets any more grateful she'll wear the poor guy out. #DAYS

Tuesday, March 05, 2013

Daniel's Options

The Prevuze unabashed dictionary defines "nanosecond" as the amount of time Daniel would remain celibate. 

A One-Way Ticket To Freakytown

So Kate stayed with Rafe all night.  Doesn't she charge more for over-nighters? #DAYS
Sami goes to Eric to talk and then tells him she can't talk about it.  Don't worry. Sami always talks about it. #DAYS
IMHO Nick and Gabi have the chemistry of oil and water. #DAYS
Nick says being freaked out is hard to come back from.  Especially when, like Nick, you've only got a one-way ticket to Freakytown. #DAYS
Nick says prison is in his past. Translation: That's true in the context where "past" means "future." #DAYS

Another Milestone For The Virgin Abby


Monday, March 04, 2013

Cruel And Unusual Punishment

Go ahead Daniel, take a break from Jennifer.  God knows the viewers would like to. #DAYS
Could Will get off on the technicality that it was actually another actor that shot EJ? #DAYS
Homeland security has moved Nick's Spooky-Freaky level to orange. #DAYS
The Supreme Court has ruled showing Daniel and Jennifer scenes is illegal in that it constitutes cruel and unusual punishment. #DAYS

Saturday, March 02, 2013

Dan The Man With The Roamin' Hands

Maybe Chloe's insurance doesn't cover groping.

Friday, March 01, 2013

The "Awkward Factor"

Eric proves when you become a priest you get your collar, pin and clerical outfit, but you don't get a clue. #DAYS
Fashion statement: Jen's stockings look like she laid down in the street and tires with ugly tread ran over her knees. #DAYS
Chloe says she came up with a brilliant idea. To Chloe, a brilliant idea would be figuring out she should run from a burning building. #DAYS
Chloe tells Daniel she wants to keep the "awkward factor" low. We're way past that point. #DAYS
Did you notice when Daniel told Parker he's precious the kid tried to get down and Daniel put him in a hammer lock? #DAYS

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