Grooming

Roman tells Kate to help him sweep: “Grab a broom.” No need for her to go find one. She flies around on hers all the time. #DAYS

Ari and Aaron, Holly and Tate alone at the Horton cabin. What could go wrong? #DAYS

Maybe Sophia is holed up at the Horton cabin??? #DAYS

Thomas to Chad: “This baseball mitt is awesome!” Face it, you CAN buy love. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Kayla and Patch run in to screaming Stephanie’s room. Steve: “Joy is fine. You didn’t hurt her.” Stephanie: “I didn’t?” Steve: “No. Better luck next time.” #DAYS

I only have audio right now. Joy’s boobs popped out and busted my TV screen. #DAYS

Belle and Chad: “Bad” ??? #DAYS

EJ says he hates disappointing Cat. Yeah, because it hinders his grooming process.

EJ thinks living in Kansas City, Missouri is why Cat got to know Clyde Weston. Geography tip: Kansas City is 350 miles from Poplar Bluff. Maybe they were Facebook friends. #DAYS 

Mrs. Snodgrass

Next on #DOOL — Kristen: “How are you?” Lexie: “Not dead.” #DAYS

According to Dr. Rolf, if Lexie is putting a new bucket list together. It probably should be a small bucket. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Sarah: “I examined a patient yesterday and a couple hours later she was dead.” Brady: “What happened?” Sarah: “She died.” #DAYS

Holly: “This whole Sophia nightmare is over.” Until Sophia comes back from the dead. #DAYS

Scenes we’d like to see: Mrs. Snodgrass, who lives across the hall from Stephanie, calls 911 for someone to help get the bullet out of her butt. #DAYS

Stephanie: “I can’t believe I made such a terrible mistake.” Jada: “It could have been more than a mistake. It could have been a tragedy.” Damn straight. She could have destroyed one of Joy’s boobs. #DAYS

The Runner Up

Laugh of the day: Belle, “You can’t do a DNA test on cremains.” Brady, “The ISA can.”  #DAYS

Is Xander going to blackmail Kate, too?  He'll make points with Marlena and get money from Kate and Gabi.  #DAYS

Belle and Brady reminisce about their times with John at the pub when they were kids. When Belle was a kid, John was missing most of the time and then she was SORASed to a teen. Brady was at boarding school and came back home an angry teen. #DAYS

Xander and Brady argue about which one of them is going to be Sara’s lover… the runner up gets go be her side piece. #DAYS

Marlena to Kate, “I don’t want to talk about this now.”  Well, honey YOU started it. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL – Kate: “I think about John often.” Marlena: “Why?” Kate: “I think about all my sexual conquests.” #DAYS

`The 90-10 Diet.

Chanel thinks either she or Johnny should be a realist. Unfortunately Salem is where reality goes to die. Case in point: Lexie comes back from the dead. #DAYS

I have something in common with Tate. I’m on the 90-10 diet too. 90% whatever junk food you want to eat and 10% stuff that’s good for you, right? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Marlena finds a penny by John’s grave: “You sent me a penny from heaven… cheapskate.” #DAYS

Gabi: “I have something to say.” Phillip: I don’t want to hear it.” Gabi: “I’m going to say it anyway.” I guess Phillip passed up the option just to walk away because that takes two good legs. #DAYS