Thursday, March 06, 2008

Girlfriends Are Fair Game

Kate and Mr. Parrish wrap up their lunch meeting at Chez Rouge. As he leaves, Chelsea walks up and asks what's going on. Kate holds out her closed hand, "See this?"

"What is it?"

Kate opens her hand, "The world."

Chelsea smiles, "It's a small world, isn't it?"

Stephanie finds Max working on the docks. She doesn't get it, "You're too busy to be taking on another job. What were you thinking?"

"About you," says Max.

Belle joins Shawn at the pub. She announces she's ditched Claire and he rushes her out past Chloe and Phillip. Chloe is indignant and wonders why they didn't want to talk to them.

"Maybe Shawn has had his fill of whining today," says Phillip.

"They why is he with Belle?"


Phillip insists he's not still infatuated with Belle. He's made his peace, but Chloe wishes she had made hers with Brady. "Yeah, well, I know something about that," says Phillip.

Stephanie doesn't get it. Max explains he's down there working off his community service gig. Stephanie whines, say it with her "I blame myself for the trouble you got into." Max tells her to let it go. He hugs her. They both decide they miss OMB. Max tells her he is loading medical supplies for Africa, and feels good doing it. Stephanie offers to take his shift at the pub. She says it will give her a chance to show how much he means to her.

Kate tells Chelsea Mr. Parish wants to feature Kate's products in his stores. She apparently has bought Myth-Ick, or what was left of it. Dr. Jonas walks in. Chelsea's radar signals a warning and she spies him across the room. She says she wants Kate to meet someone.

Shawn walks Belle through the snow. She stumbles in front of him because her eyes are closed. They pass the gazebo and Shawn stops her, "You can open your eyes." Shawn says they both now realize how much they love each other. Belle wants to believe that, too. Shawn wants a new beginning. He takes a knee, "Will you marry me all over again? Right here and right now." Belle giggles.

Chelsea calls Daniel over and they banter. She introduces him to Kate. Charming Daniel can't believe Kate is her grandma. More small talk. Kate has heard about him and just can't stop extolling his virtues. Daniel knows a little bit about Kate, too. They drag the fact that Kate and Victor share a son into the conversation. Chelsea asks if he will be staying in town.

Stephanie begs to take Max' shift and Max tees off on Ford. There's got to be logic in that somewhere. He has to get back to work, so she says she will meet him at the pub.

Chloe asks if Phillip knows something about Brady. He says he heard something. Phillip gives her a frozen stare and says, "Der glockenspiel iss outta toon." Chloe is amazed he speaks German. "That means 'I could kill you,'" says Phillip, "So, did you? Did you kill Brady?"

"I thought you trusted me," whines Chloe.

"I'm curious."

"About the phone call?"

Phillip tells her he had her conversation translated. Chloe claims he took things out of context, "So what are you gonna do?"

Daniel doesn't know if he will be staying in Salem, "There is no ocean." Since when? He thinks he won't be around long – just enough to resurrect Bo, change some water into wine and perhaps raise a few dead people. Chelsea and he banter about surfing. Daniel is impressed as Chelsea translates his surfing gobbledygook into English for Kate. "She's good," he says. Daniel tells them even if he stays in Salem he's headed to Nicaragua first to do some serious surfing. He spots his colleagues and leaves.

"He thinks I'm good," squeals the enamored brat.

"It takes time to get to know someone," says Kate.

Phillip insists he still believes Chloe. She's angry with him for spying. She knows everything Phillip does is not legit, too. Phillip says he hopes Chloe finds Brady and that they get their problems sorted out, "When you get back together will you still be shouting that you want to kill each other?"

Stephanie stops by the pub and offers to help out. She tells Caroline about her internship. Caroline wonders how she would handle working at the pub, going to school and working her internship all at once.

"Just like Belle is handling nursing school and everyone else in Salem handles their jobs. I won't show up." She says she hasn't told Max about her internship because she doesn't want to throw up something like that in his face when he is so down.

"Max really likes you," says Caroline, "You can throw up in his face anytime you want. I think he would be would be excited to hear about your success."

Stephanie asks, "Where is he, anyway? I thought he would be here by now."

"He makes a stop every day before he gets to the pub," says Caroline.

Max puts flowers on OMB's grave.

Belle thinks it would be wonderful to renew their vows.

Shawn has her take off her ring, "We have the open sky and God as our witness. We don't need anyone else."

"Don't drag me into this," says God.

"I, Shawn Brady, take you Isabella Black..."

Max sits on a blanket at OMB's graveside and broods. He talks to OMB and tells him he misses him. He doesn't know where he would be without him, "I guess I'd probably be in trouble with the law, having to work community service for committing a crime and working part time tending bar in some dump. Life doesn't get any lower than that." Max tells him he got in trouble for someone he loves and he would do anything for her. Stephanie watches and soaks it in.

Kate thinks Chelsea has a crush on Daniel. Chelsea protests.

Phillip asks, "Why all the drama in your marriage?"

"You're asking the Drama Queen," asks Chloe, "Besides, there is drama in your life, too – your marriage broke up but you still have a thing for Belle."

Phillip insists he's over Belle. He's moving on and wants her to move on to, "And if I happen to be the one you move on with..."

"Don't hold your breath," snaps Chloe.

Shawn rambles his vows and puts the ring on Belle's finger. Belle follows suit, "I, Belle Black, take thee, Shawn Douglas Brady, to have and to hold for all the Days Of Our Lives. I promise to love and cherish you and to cut down on my slumming." She puts his ring on.

"You're a megalomaniac," yells Chloe.

"Such a big word from such a little girl," mocks Phillip.

"Shut up."

"Clever comeback," says Phillip, "Is that the way you talk to Brady?"

"No," says Chloe, "Because Brady never bought into the whole Kiriakis thing, but you are just a chip off the old Victor block."

"I don't deny it," says Phillip, "What? Are you afraid of a real man?"

"Don't make me laugh," snorts Chloe.

"Don't make me put you over my knee and spank you," says Phillip.

Chloe's eyes go as wide as pizza pans and her jaw hits the floor, "What're you saying I'm a brat?"

"Yeah," says Phillip, "But that's because you are used to being in the spotlight, but around here I'm the boss. Behave accordingly and we'll get along just fine, but if you make more phone calls I'll find out about it."

"Bug off."

"Again," says Phillip, "Nice comeback."

Chloe goes for her third great comeback. "Go to hell," she yells as she gets up and storms out.

Phillip watches her go, "No, I think I'll stay here and have a front row seat when your life implodes."

Stephanie listens. Max rambles on. He tells OMB he wishes he had Brady blood. Stephanie walks up to him, puts a tender hand on his shoulder and says softly, "Do you realize you're talking to a stone? "

Chelsea wants to change the subject and talk about Kate's new company. All Kate needs is an ad campaign. Chelsea tells her about Stephanie and Morgan's new jobs at, what a coincidence, advertising agencies. All Chelsea can concentrate on is dad getting better. She turns and concentrates on Daniel.

Stephanie tells Max he is a real Brady, "You may not have Brady blood in your veins, but you've got the Brady void in your skull." She lays it on thick spirals into the depths of maudliniciousness. She knows OMB is looking down on Max and one day he will decide to make his pop proud. Max interprets this tender moment as an opportunity to cop a feel and grabs her knee. He thanks her. Stephanie says she has a lot to be thankful about, but most of all Max.

Daniel sends wine to the brat and Kate. Kate thinks Daniel is interested in Chelsea. The brat thinks he might be married or have a girlfriend. Kate decides there is only one way to find out. Chelsea yells, "NO!" as Kate struts over to Daniel's table.

Chloe comes back to Phillip's table. Phillip asks, "Did you forget to kiss me goodbye?"

"I forgot my coat," says Chloe, "Stop flirting and stop spying. I'm really starting to hate you."

Phillip stops her from leaving, "I have one more thing to say." We should all be so lucky.

Shawn and Belle talk about their perfect marriage. They want new and fresh things in their life. He talks about Bo and Hope sailing around the world with him when he was too little to sink the boat. Belle asks if he wants to do that again. They decide as soon as Bo is better, that's what they will do. Hurry and get better, Bo.

Kate interrupts Dr. Jonas and asks if his wife would be upset about him sending wine to two single women.

"She might," says Dr. Jonas. Silence... silence... silence... the end of time approaches... "If I were married."

"That puts my mind at ease," says Kate.

Kate comes back to her table and Chelsea chides her for being so direct, "He may not be married, but he could have a girlfriend."

"Girlfriends are fair game," says Kate.

Chelsea is so shocked her boobs practically fall off. Well, obviously, she's been shocked before, "That's awful!"

Kate says, "There's nothing wrong about going after a guy who has both money and promise."

Shawn and Belle decide to tell everyone they're about to sail off into the sunset. There is no joy in Mudville... because all the joy is visiting Salem for a big party.

Phillip apologizes for giving Chloe a hard time. He promises to back off but she has to be honest with him, "I'm the only friend you have left in this world." He leaves.

Chloe sighs, "You wouldn't be my friend if you knew what happened before Brady disappeared."

Max shows Stephanie an Irish coin. OMB gave it to him. He told me, "Take this and put it in your pocket until you need it. That's where it will always be until I have someone to pass it on to." He walks off.

Stephanie hangs back and tells OMB he raised a wonderful son, "I think I'm falling in love and I should tell him soon." We pan away from Stephanie's angelic face and look up to the heavens where we see Ciara flying loops in her WWI vintage biplane.


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18 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK, who else got to:
"Chelsea is so shocked her boobs practically fall off."

....and thought, wait, Chelsea has boobs? before reading:

"Well, obviously, she's been shocked before,"

Or was I the only one to fall for it?

Enjoyed reading today.
Thank you Prevuze!

3:50 AM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

Chloe is indignant and wonders why they didn't want to talk to them.

"Maybe Shawn has had his fill of whining today," says Phillip.

"They why is he with Belle?"


Prevuze always comes up the right questions.

"Der glockenspiel iss outta toon." Chloe is amazed he speaks German. "That means 'I could kill you,'" says Phillip, "So, did you? Did you kill Brady?"

Extremely funny Prevuze!!!

"I don't deny it," says Phillip, "What? Are you afraid of a real man?"

…with spare parts.

Stephanie tells Max he is a real Brady, "You may not have Brady blood in your veins, but you've got the Brady void in your skull."

Another excellent Prevuism!!!

Chelsea is so shocked her boobs practically fall off. Well, obviously, she's been shocked before.

Oh, Prevuze, that one is a real liquid spitter!!!!

A so-so DOOL installment made palatable by a truly outstanding Prevuze!!!!

5:18 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

Well, the "boob" and the "Brady void" have already been commented on. (Both two great Prevuisms!!) I'll just add my snickers at:

"We have the open sky and God as our witness. We don't need anyone else."

"Don't drag me into this," says God.


And

Stephanie walks up to him, puts a tender hand on his shoulder and says softly, "Do you realize you're talking to a stone?"

As always, Prevuze is very educational. I'm delighted to learn some German, "Der Glockenspiel is outta toon" and a great new word: She lays it on thick, spirals into the depths of maudliniciousness.

Funny pics, especially of Belle's pre-wedding romp, Alias99's new submission, and Dr. Dan's intro.

As much as I can't wait for Belch to sail off into the sunset, I'll miss the little actress playing Claire. She's a doll and her chemistry with Jawn is a riot.

It's been a while, but wasn't Myth-ick a media-oriented business?? What "product" is Kate selling in stores? And isn't that illegal everywhere except Nevada?

Final observation - I'm SURE that the Teamsters (or whatever union organizes dock workers) would tolerate dweebs like Max doing "community service", loading and unloading freight, taking work away from union workers. Max could be taking a short walk off the long, Salem pier if he doesn't watch himself. LOL

Great job, Prevuze!

6:58 AM  
Blogger Missy said...

When I got to this part...
"He tells OMB he wishes he had Brady blood. Stephanie walks up to him, puts a tender hand on his shoulder and says softly,.."

I was waiting for...

"You may not have a Brady bone in your body, but you can certainly have your bone in a Brady body."

Or is that going too far?

7:28 AM  
Blogger Prevuze said...

Or is that going too far?

Our censors have let it slide but Dean Wormer has put you on double secret probation.

7:37 AM  
Anonymous dazeisdum said...

Any blogger that incorporates the best movie ever made into their commentary is FABULOUS!!!!

"Our censors have let it slide but Dean Wormer has put you on double secret probation."


dazeisdum

7:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Girlfriends are fair game," says Kate.

Ummmm...and wives aren't? When has Kate ever let a little thing like a wife stop her? Does the name Bill Horton ring any bells???

7:50 AM  
Blogger Deb said...

Applecheeks you are correct.
Myth-ick was a media conglomerate.
Remember she and EJ were going to create the next CNN?

I have no idea what "product" they could be selling, but I guess if EJ's MBA can morph into a law degree, anything is possible.

Daniel tells them even if he stays in Salem he's headed to Nicaragua first to do some serious surfing.
Yeah when you think of the world's best surfing... Maui, Bells Beach,
Oahu, Banzi Pipleline....Nicaragua ranks right up there.

After reading the Phloe snappy comeback contest, I am going to be soooo glad I have Tivo. ZAPP!!

New blog today guys, remember, I *heart* comments!
These Are The Daze Of Our Lives

8:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

some advise for chelsey run , rule number 1 if your intersted in some one dont ever ever go to kate about it .

9:06 AM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

If Chelsea and Daniel become an item and then Daniel and Kate get with the program then Chelsea could be with another guy who's been with either her mother or grandmother.

Too bad Belle and Shawn are sailing off into the sunset, I pretty much expected her to be Lexie's right-hand Assistant Chief of Staph by next week.

LOL over "Do you realize you're talking to a stone?" and your great comment, Missy.

Great Prevuze today!! :D

10:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"If Chelsea and Daniel become an item and then Daniel and Kate get with the program then Chelsea could be with another guy who's been with either her mother or grandmother."

Chelsea should be so lucky. I think he's after kate.

10:36 AM  
Anonymous moposh said...

What are Shelle going to sail off in? They don't have a boat and as far as I know, neither does Bope.

Love the graphic of Kate and money and promises. LOL

Why are they meddling with Chick again? Daniel could have gone with Billie, but I don't see him and Chels together.

11:12 AM  
Blogger Prevuze said...

What are Shelle going to sail off in? They don't have a boat and as far as I know, neither does Bope.

They are going to swim. This will save them the trouble of having to throw Claire overboard and will also save the expense of Shawn sinking the boat.

11:21 AM  
Blogger Jenifer said...

I'm totally annoyed with the Chloe & missing Brady storyline slowly dragging on forever. Is is just taking too long to get Kyle Lowder to sign his contract?

Ughhhhh...

Please, someone push her off a bridge or something!

The new writers are back huh?
Back to molasses story lines!

11:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Prevuze: "They are going to swim. This will save them the trouble of having to throw Claire overboard and will also save the expense of Shawn sinking the boat."

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!
Exactly.

11:30 AM  
Anonymous moposh said...

Is is just taking too long to get Kyle Lowder to sign his contract?


Jennifer, Kyle is under contract with The Bold and The Beautiful where he plays Rick. He is happy and not coming back to Days right now.

As Rick he was last seen kissing his ex-gf's mother. (B&B is the other soap I watch.)

1:40 PM  
Blogger Jenifer said...

moposh... thanks for the update! Sorry, my comment was just me being sarcastic, I know Kyle's w/ B&B... naughty stuff going on over there, huh!!

They just need to kill of Chloe or put us out of our misery!

5:34 PM  
Anonymous moposh said...

They just need to kill of Chloe or put us out of our misery!
Agreed!!!! Was she such a big whiner before? She's really taken being an Opera Diva to heart.

9:55 AM  

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