Monday, October 11, 2010

Renouncing The Devil

Chloe and Melanie continue their smackdown. Melanie goes berserk until Chloe tells her the other person who knows is Carly. That'll shut her up. For a minute.

Hope works in the infirmary with her new Bitch-ho pal who questions her about being a cop.

Bo catches Daniel and Carly hugging, "Hey, you're about to marry — no more freebies."

"He can have them whenever he wants," says Carly. Carly is generous with the freebies, as Bo and Daniel both know.

Phillip and Victor talk about the upcoming wedding. Victor wonders why getting Chloe and Daniel hitched is so important to Phil-anderer.

Melanie accuses Carly of lying. Even though Chloe's lips are moving, in this case she's telling the truth. Or so she claims. Melanie thinks Clhoe is having the other guy's kid.

Hope wants Scuzzella not to try anything. She tells Hope not to worry and claims she's in there because of her drug dealing husband, who ratted her out. The guard brings April in. April is pretty much heaving her guts up. Apparently she's been watching Melanie and Chloe go at it. Scuzzella goes for a doctor. Hope tends to April who remembers her being nice to her.

Daniel leaves. Bo goes for a freebie himself. Carly can't believe she's this happy. Hugs.

Chloe offers to get the paternity test from St. Mary’s. That rings a bell with Melanie. She remembers that fateful day there, "Carly does know. She's known for weeks. Waaaaaaaaahhhhhh!"

Phillip continues to try to get hold of Melanie, in vain. Victor thinks he's overly jumpy. Jumpy Phillip claims he's not jumpy as Daniel walks in. He says Melanie isn't returning his calls either. Phillip goes up to get dressed. Victor busts Daniel's chops over marrying Chloe and Daniel blows up and tells him to be kind and respectful.

Carly and Bo sit on the park bench as Carly debriefs on the last year. Bo wants to go home and de-brief. "Who would have thought that life could be this sweet," asks Carly.

Melanie tells Chloe about her field trip to St. Mary’s and figures the mystery woman was Chloe. Chloe begs her not to turn on Carly. Melanie just runs off the rails and wonders why Chloe lied. Chloe flashes back to her romp with Phillip and says she lied because she loves everyone so much. And loves Phillip a bit too much.

"There's more to this, isn't there," asks Melanie.

"Yeah," whines Chloe.

Abe breaks up Bo and Carly as they kiss. Carly leaves for the hospital and will meet Bo at the wedding. Abe asks about Hope, but Bo has nothing to say since Hope won't let her see him. He also tells Abe Hope sent him divorce papers.

Back at the prison, the doc has left the facility. Hope lobbies to get April to an emergency room.

Victor says he'll attend the wedding if he's still invited. Daniel says he is, but not if he'll sabotage it. Victor says he'll leave that to Chloe, and promises to be good. "Yeah well you promised something about renouncing the devil once. I'm surprised you haven't been struck by lightning." Victor compares Chloe to Rebecca. Daniel says he would do anything to bring her back, but doesn't want to be alone.

"So many idiots in Salem, so few sarcophagi."
-Brady Black

Chloe sidesteps the crux of the issue and says there is just a lot Melanie isn't thinking about, like ruining her relationship with Carly if she confronts her. Melanie wads her face up like a Yugo that just got smashed by a locomotive and goes into a bawl-a-paloosa about what Chloe has done to Daniel, "He gave you that necklace and what did you give in return... herpes? If you won't tell me everything I'll find out someplace else." She leaves with the necklace as Chloe falls apart.

Hope continues to tend to April. April continues to hyperventilate and hurl. At April’s request Hope tells her about her kids. The ones her stepkids haven't run over, anyway. April feels like no one cared for her. She hooked up with a guy from a gang and that's how she wound up in jail.

UUUUURRRRRPPPPP!

Chloe frets and tries to reach Carly, but gets voicemail. She leaves a hysterical message.

Victor rants about Brady's problems with Chloe. Phillip shows up. Chloe calls him and continues her hysterical rant. Phillip plays it cool and says he'll be right there. He hangs up. Victor figures something is going on. Victor ain' no fool, but the philodendron in the den could also figure something is going on.

Carly ignores Chloe's call as Melanie walks up, "Is something wrong?"

"Yeah," says Melanie, "You."

Phillip says it's a problem at the TV station. The station's satellite must be out, too. Phillip leaves. Daniel and Victor continue to argue about Chloe. Daniel tells him to stay away form the wedding if he can't straighten up.

Melanie confronts Carly about withholding information. For the first time ever on this show, Carly invokes medical confidentiality. Melanie says she knows about Chloe cheating on Daniel. She runs through the whole paternity test issue. Carly no can discuss. Melanie goes into slobber overload.

Chloe continues to try to phone Carly. Phillip shows up. Chloe claims she's lost Daniel and falls into Phillip's arms. Isn't that how this whole thing started in the first place?

Bo worries how Hope's incarceration is affecting Ciara. Abe gets a call from Ciara and Theo's school. Someone got tough with Ciara and Theo stood up for her.

Hope comforts April as they wheel her away.

Chloe tells Phillip about her conversation (I use the term loosely) with Phillip. She says Nathan mouthed off and that's how Melanie found out, and that Stephanie knows too. Phillip figures out what Melanie wants with Daniel. Chloe assures him although half the town knows she was the boinkee, only Father Matt knows Phillip was the boinker, "If she knew, Melanie would be destroyed." Hmmm... Maybe it wouldn't be so bad to come clean with her after all, then.

Carly tells Melanie about the deal she made with Chloe to keep quiet, "What she did wasn't an affair, it was one night." Oh, I see, a sleazy one-night-stand is BETTER than an affair. Carly, queen of the one-night-stands, defends Chloe's little mistake. She says she just wanted Daniel to know the joy of having a kid and it comes out that Carly knew Chloe had the affair before she knew she was pregnant.

Scuzella tells Hope she has a visitor. Hope leaves as Scuzz girl stares.

Daniel says he wants Victor in his life, but not if he intends to make Chloe miserable. Victor decides he won’t be at the wedding so he gives Daniel his gift now. "I think I hear it ticking," says Daniel.

Phillip has a stroke when he finds out Chloe told Melanie about Carly. "I don't know what to do," says Chloe.

"I do," says Phillip. Which may be words Chloe does not utter today.

Melanie is upset Carly has been in on this since the beginning, "You make me sick."

Bo comes in to see Hope. Stares.

Scuzella says, "Brady in there with her visitor? Good. Let's see to it she stays in there awhile."

Victor gives Daniel a statue of Hera. He says if Chloe is important to Daniel, he'll accept her into the family until she destroys Daniel's life like she did Brady's.

Phillip says he'll find Melanie and convince her to keep her mouth shut. He leaves.

Carly apologizes. Melanie doesn't accept the apology. Carly plays the "baby" trump card, but Melanie wonders what makes Carly think she can play God about Daniel marrying a whore, "I'm not gonna be like you. If I don't do something I won't be able to face myself, so I'm telling Daniel the truth."


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12 Comments:

Anonymous angelsorceress said...

Chloe assures him although half the town knows she was the boinkee, only Father Matt knows Phillip was the boinker

Boinkee... Boinker...
ROFLMAO!!
That was priceless!
Best of luck with your satellite woes, but I've gotta say I'm still enjoying the hell outta your recaps, day ahead or not!
Cheers!  :-)

1:48 PM  
Anonymous Betyar said...

Loved the pic of the "LATEST DOOL RATINGS" graph. It just about mirrors the yearning I've had to watch DOOL lately...and I'm such a fan of EJ's excessive blinking (:

"Bo catches Daniel and Carly hugging, 'Hey, you're about to marry — no more freebies.'"...Oh no he didn't just go there! Daniel is NOT married, unlike himself(minor little detail Bo often forgets while he's boinking Carly)...and besides, the chances of Daniel marrying ClHOe now that the whole town knows about her affair is slim to none! I'm almost hoping Choe's kid is Phillip's, cause Daniel seems to have finally figured out that he's marying the wrong woman. I'm not a big fan of marriage, but isn't a little more certainty ideal when you're making such a big decision?!

Apparently for Carly a sleazy one-night-stand IS way BETTER than an affair...I think we can guess why Lawrence was so fond of her during their marriage...

Thanks for the recap Prevuze...since I'm days behind, It's all new to me :)

3:54 PM  
Anonymous TNChargerFan said...

Anyone notice that Hope's infirmary mate was Robin Mattson, AKA Gina Capwell Timmons, etc., from Santa Barbara?

4:06 PM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

Why does Hope get to boss everyone in the infirmary around? And I'm no doctor but I think when someone's appendix is about to burst every second counts. With the patient ready to be wheeled to the ambulance they stop so Hope can give her words of comfort??! Let's let the patient's appendix burst so Hope can look saintly.

I'm still chuckling over Melanie goes into slobber overload. Having seen this episode I can certify Prevuze wasn't exaggerating on that. Not to mention she cranked up the whine-o-meter so high the top blew off. I wish both Chloe and Carly would've told her to get a grip and keep her mouth shut. (Chloe should've returned the favor with the slap.) I'm with Applecheeks when she commented the other day it's gonna be so worth it just to see Melanie hit with the news Chloe's fling was with Phillipboy.

Loved the Brady Black quote and Victor's philodendron figuring out something's going on. Thank you for the post, Prevuze. I enjoy them as much after I've seen the episode as before! :D

Word verification (I kid you not) moryons as in the whole town of Salem is filled with 'em.

8:04 PM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

Victor wonders why getting Chloe and Daniel hitched is so important to Phil-anderer.

Phil-anderer – It’s a Prevuze twofer – accurate and snarky! LOL!!!

April is pretty much heaving her guts up. Apparently she's been watching Melanie and Chloe go at it.

Barf bags for everyone!!!

"Who would have thought that life could be this sweet," asks Carly.

Nobody in the audience watching this junk.

Chloe sidesteps the crux of the issue and says there is just a lot Melanie isn't thinking about.

Thinking is beyond Melanie’s mental capacity.

"If she knew, Melanie would be destroyed." Hmmm... Maybe it wouldn't be so bad to come clean with her after all, then.

Ya think?

Victor gives Daniel a statue of Hera.

Hera?! This is Daniel. Being the randy dude doctor that he is, the randy dude god, Zeus, would have been a far more appropriate choice.

If the point of the episode was to reinforce the viewers’ antipathy towards Melanie, the writers did a super job. I agree. The Phillip boinked Clhoe reveal is going to be must see TV. Being so self-righteous is going to come back to bite Melanie right in the posterior. When Mt. Melanie erupts, the lava flow will be epic.

Thanks Prevuze. Since I haven't watched this one yet, I do believe it's going to get the delete button treatment.

5:30 AM  
Anonymous JSFan4Life said...

The "excessive blinking" comment in the EJ/Stefano pic was in very poor taste. Not nice at all to make fun of something someone cannot help.

6:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm hoping and wishing and hoping and wishing that all this satellite issue gets fixed. The last few mornings I've actually had to do work when I got to work, instead of read my daily dose of Prevuze. Not sure how much more of this I can take!

6:17 AM  
Anonymous maggie Mae said...

Phil and Chloe act like two dogs in heat and it's Melanie's fault?

Explain that logic please.

6:55 AM  
Anonymous NeeNee said...

"JSFan4Life said...
The 'excessive blinking' comment in the EJ/Stefano pic was in very poor taste. Not nice at all to make fun of something someone cannot help."

So, JS . . . you know for a fact that James Scott is a victim of CSB (Can't Stop Blinking) syndrome?? Does he also demonstrate this in live fan events??

Methinks this is a device out of an actor's visual prop bag. I'm willing to bet it's exactly why many of James' fans love him so much. How can he be evil & unlikeable when he looks so devastatingly innocent & loveable??

BTW, my 40-year-old daughter has always had the ability to flutter & blink like James does. Never did it unless she was being coy . . .

7:50 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

It’s true. I held off and read Prevuze this morning. And even though I watched (or rather zapped 90% of) DOOL last night, I loved this post. Morning snark is absolutely necessary for my neurons to start firing.

For example:

Victor ain' no fool, but the philodendron in the den could also figure something is going on.

The DOOL ratings graph, Daniel’s One Night Stand Hall of Fame, and Brady’s sarcophgi woes. LOL

I was floored, not only with the amazing amount of whiney volume Melanie can achieve throwing her hissy fits, but by the fact she & Carly stood right there in the middle of the hospital waiting area yelling about this stuff. Melanie isn’t going to need to tell Daniel anything. Every hospital employee, patient and visitor will know about it soon enough.

Melanie wonders what makes Carly think she can play God.

I loved that parting shot……just as Melanie flounced off to go play God herself. Jeez what a self-righteous little snot.

I’m missing the day-ahead Prevuze. But, as I always say,

“A day-ahead report

is nice,

but any Prevuze

feeds my vice.”

Burma Shave (Philip's head next please)

8:13 AM  
Anonymous bGirl said...

if Norris can't find his plutonium or whatever he needs for the whopping charge of electricity - you could invite Sammi over for one of her nuclear blow-ups - that ought to power your satellite to the point of reaching weeks ahead days!

10:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why did Hope tell April that she has a grandSON? Isn't her only grandchild Shawn's daughter Claire?

10:56 AM  

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