Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Loose Lips Sink Ships

EJ and Nicole are at the pier. EJ says he doesn't care what she thinks about him. He just knows she betrayed him and will pay. Nicole thinks he's skipping over what he did to his family. EJ insists he's protecting all of them. Nicole thinks he's raising his kids making them watch the people they love suffer, "I think you're starting to realize what you did."

Sami and Rafe cuddle as Rafe assures her things will be OK. Sami ain' buyin' what Rafe is sellin'. Rafe says she can pay EJ back by getting sole custody of the kids, who, by the way, are halfway through their climb up El Capitan at the moment.

Kate and Stefano are in the rumpus room. He tells her he'll take care of the situation. Kate thinks he's doing a rotten job of it so far.

Sami says if they go to court EJ will pull out a list of the horrible things she's done. Rafe tells her to negotiate it with EJ personally, not in court, and use the CD as leverage. "You mean the CD of his conversation with Stefano," says Sami.

"No," says Rafe, "Use any John Mayer CD. Threaten to play it and he'll cave in immediately."

EJ calms down, "Sorry, it's been a rough day." Nicole falls for it and approaches him. Suddenly the crazed, booze polluted maniac jumps up and grabs her by the throat. Nicole turns blue and her tongue rolls out across the dock as she struggles to breathe. Then...

SUPERDOC TO THE RESCUE!

EJ backs off, points to Nicole... points to himself... points to Nicole... points to himself... "It's not over."

"I have no qualms about putting drunks out of their misery," says Daniel, "In fact I enjoy it." EJ leaves. Daniel and Nicole sit on the bench. Daniel asks, "What happened to George?"

Nicole huffs and puffs, "EJ... EJ... he was gonna kill me. Bwaaaaaaaaa...."

Rafe says the one thing EJ cares about is his kids. Sami hopes the plan works, "One way or another I have to keep those kids away from him unless there are no other babysitters available."

Daniel tries to calm Nicole down. He asks why EJ was going to kill her. Nicole blubbers, "I just kept talking..."

"I'd kill you for that, too," says Daniel.

Nicole drops the big bomb, "EJ paid Anna DiMera to kidnap Sydney to make Sami pay."

Daniel gives his most intelligent response, "Huhwha?"

"EJ is a horrible person," says Nicole.

"Why is he so mad at you?"

"I found out about it and blackmailed him." She tells him the story.

"Let me get this straight," says Daniel, "You blackmailed EJ and then handed the evidence to the FBI? Well, you're right. He is going to kill you."

Kate tells Stefano she's scared Will is going to find out he was involved with EJ, and then think Kate had Stefano's back, "When the Time comes you need to make it clear to Will I knew nothing about this. If that doesn't happen I will walk out that door and bring down this house."

EJ walks in and overhears Kate's threat, "Get out!"

"You're drunk."

Not only is EJ drunk, he's proud of it, "Yep." He turns to Stefano, "Get her out. We have family business."

Will is at the pub with Caroline. He says it doesn't make sense Stefano would have anything to do with the Sydnapping.

"Hurting your mother is his favorite sport," says Caroline, "You're trying to tell me Stefano has changed? How dumb can you be?"

"I'm Lucas Horton's son," says Will, "That should answer that question."

Kate seethes, "I will not let that drunk come between me and Will." She leaves.

EJ hoists a glass, "Cheers." Stefano tells EJ his performance is pathetic. EJ tells him Nicole recorded the conversation and Rafe got hold of it.

The blood drains from Stefano's face, "Can't we get it suppressed?"

"No," says EJ, "Some kid turned it into a video and it's all over YouTube. I'm not taking any chances. I'm taking my kids and getting out of here."

Stefano gasps, "Good God, haven't you done enough to the children already? All you think about is yourself." Kate eavesdrops.

Sami and Rafe are plastered together. Sami declines a sleeping pill. Dr. Hernandez prescribes medicinal brandy. He goes to get it. Sami gives herself a pep talk as her phone rings, "How dare you call me here!"

It's Kate, "Shut up and listen. EJ just told Stefano he's taking the children and going to disappear." She tells Sami EJ is too drunk to do anything tonight, but she'd better do something. Rafe comes back with the booze. He asks who Sami was talking to. "Grandma," she lies.

EJ paces in the bedroom. He swills liquor and contemplates Sami's unused nightie, then a family drawing.

Sami flashes back to the conversation with Kate we just heard just in case you weren't paying attention.

"Vision without execution is hallucination." –Thomas Edison / "Hallucination & vision without execution is a flashback." -Prevuze

Daniel gets off the phone and tells Nicole George will be back in a couple minutes. So I guess we are to assume the terrible thing EJ did to George was he gave him a quarter and sent him off to the candy store. Nicole asks why Daniel came back. He says he didn't feel right leaving her alone. Nicole breaks down, "Why me?"

Daniel comes up with an answer, "Did it ever occur to you that you that blackmailing a monster is a bad idea?"

Nicole blubbers, "I really did like stickin' it to EJ and I know that was stupid. I really did love him. I know he's bad and we were happy before I lost the baby. Waaaa. I don't know what's happening to my life." Daniel cradles her in his arms as she falls apart.

Caroline apologizes for being tough on Will. "Aren't people supposed to be innocent until proven guilty," asks Will.

Roman sits at the table behind will and overhears. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG! That's a good one. Mind if I write that down and use it when I emcee the Policeman's Ball?"

Caroline says, "EJ couldn't have pulled this off without Stefano."

"You have no proof," insists Will, "You say that because you hate him."

Kate comes back in and says she just saw EJ storm by. Stefano tells her things are bad, "It seems Hernandez has produced a CD with all this on it."

"Loose lips sink ships," says Kate.

"Not as fast as Shawn Brady," says Stefano, "And I'm also on the CD which proves I knew what he was doing."

Kate predicts, "And now Hernandez will give that CD to Sami and Sami will tell Will."

"I told you I will fix it," insists Stefano, "You will not lose your grandson."

Kate asks, "At least EJ can't do any damage now? Right?"

"Right," says Stefano. He suggests getting out and spending the night on the yacht. Kate wonders if it's a good idea to leave EJ alone. Stefano says EJ will be fine.

"Yes," agrees Kate, "He has his father to take care of him, doesn't he?"

George shows back up. Daniel leaves.

Rafe sleeps. Sami kisses him, "I have to do something." She sneaks out of bed."

EJ rages and yells, "GET OUT! OUT!"" He goes into the rumpus room, staggers around, pours another belt and stares out the French doors. He flashes back to the card game he had there with Sami and the kids swills more booze, looks at family pictures, stares at the desk drawer and opens it.

Stefano and Kate are outside the pub discussing who should have told whom what when. Kate tells him she feels the same about her family as he does about his, "The ball is in your court."

"Fine," snorts Stefano, "But get one thing straight. I'm not doing this because you threatened me."

"Why then?"

"Because I love you." He leaves.

"The DiMeras never tell eh truth." She follows.

Inside, Caroline tells Stefano he missed his chance to find Will, who has come and gone.

EJ staggers back into the bedroom sniffin', snortin' and drinkin'.

In an exciting turn of events, Rafe rolls over, "Sami..."

Sami comes into the DiMera mansion calling for EJ. She remembers what Kate said, "There is no way that's happening. EJ where are you?"

EJ contemplates the drawing. He remembers meeting Johnny and cries like a little girl. Then he flashes back to Sami's meltdown at the wedding, and a Stefano lecture. He picks up the pistol he has been carrying around.

Caroline says Will now has a clearer picture of what Stefano is like. Stefano insists he had nothing to do with the kidnapping. Kate says she had no idea herself. Caroline suggests, "Tell Will that and see if he believes you. It's over. My Sami has been hurt for the last time and she has Rafe to make sure of that." Translation: Sami will be hurt for the final time when she's left standing at the altar at age 90, but by that time will at least have one heckuva collection of wedding dresses.

Daniel, Nicole and George arrive back at Daniel's place. George apologizes for letting EJ get to Nicole, "It won't happen again, unless the FBI decides to let me keep my job after being sucked in like that."

"From your mouth to God's ears," says Nicole.

"No way," says God, "I've had this whole episode on mute."

Daniel announces Chloe is out somewhere, "She left a note: 'So many men, so little time.' What would you like?"

"I don't know," says Nicole, "Vodka, gin, rubbing alcohol..." Daniel prepares a drink while Nicole wonders if EJ will kill her.

EJ holds the pistol and stares. We watch in the mirror as he bawls and puts it to his head. Sami searches and heads upstairs.

Daniel tells Nicole she's safe there. Nicole isn't convinced. "Being a good guy is exhausting," says Daniel, "I'm headed for bed." He leaves.

"Well," sighs Nicole, "I guess it's over." She has a flashback to her argument with EJ and decides, "No, this isn't over while EJ is still alive." She goes and pours another dink and then takes a slug from the bottle."

In an exciting twist, Rafe sleeps.

EJ is unconscious on the bed.

Sami rushes into the bedroom, "EJ where are... Wake up! Get up! You are not taking my children from me! Get up!" Sami flashes back to Kate... EJ telling her Sydney is dead... That he loves her... Flashbacks swirl by and all meld together. Sami grabs the gun from EJ's hand and points it toward him...

ZIP!

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52 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

At this point I might be willing to watch if Sami turns the gun on herself. Or if Rafe chokes to death on his own stupidity.

5:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Typical Sami, starting off her renewed relationship with Rafe with a lie!

5:13 AM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

Rafe says she can pay EJ back by getting sole custody of the kids.

Doesn’t Rafe mean that Caroline will be getting sole custody of Sami’s kids? If EJ has no visitation rights, that means he’s unlikely to be willing to pay support. Sami doesn’t have a job. Does that mean Mr. FBI is willing to foot the entire bill of raising the children, putting them through college, paying for weddings, etc.? Since this relationship is pretty much based on sex, Sami better hope her libido doesn’t go south. If it does, the meal ticket will probably be taking a hike.

Rafe tells her to negotiate it with EJ personally, not in court, and use the CD as leverage.

Rafe is suggesting Sami use blackmail to keep the children away from EJ. Whatta guy! Whatta hero! Whatta a paragon of virtue! Whatta hypocritical jerk! Besides, the ultimate straight shooter, Roman, is in possession of the CD. Will he go along with blackmailing EJ? I think not.

How dumb can you be?"

"I'm Lucas Horton's son," says Will, "That should answer that question."

Belle, Shawn, and now Lucas – they’re gone, but Prevuze will make sure they are never forgotten. LOL!!!

"Can't we get it suppressed?"

"No," says EJ, "Some kid turned it into a video and it's all over YouTube.”

That is sooooo true!!

He asks who Sami was talking to. "Grandma," she lies.

Remember what you said Rafe. You love everything about liar, liar, pants on fire Sami.

Daniel cradles her in his arms as she falls apart.

This is Nicole that Dr. Dan is groping, so Chloe had better watch out.

"Loose lips sink ships," says Kate.

"Not as fast as Shawn Brady," says Stefano.

A Prevuze twofer! First Lucas and now Shawn! LOL!!!!

"It won't happen again, unless the FBI decides to let me keep my job after being sucked in like that."

If the FBI lets him go, there’s always a spot for George on the SPD.

We watch in the mirror as he bawls and puts it to his head.

Give a shout out if you think the use of the mirror image in this scene is just a lame attempt by DOOL to be artsy fartsy.


***************crickets***************

I didn’t think so. It’s undoubtedly part of one of those infamous “twists” that the writers enjoy so much. Sigh.

5:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Finally EJ got what HE deserved. Except the ASS will Live threw this one to. Can't Believe it. Stephano, and EJ R like Cat's they have 9 lives. I am SOOOO Glad that rafe adn Sami R togehter. One person on here says it is like Sami start off her and Rafes New relationship off w/LIES. She is gonna tell him when she gets back to him after shooting EJ and tell him that she shot him to. So NO she isn't gonna lie to him again.

What would U do if a CRAZY EJ (or any crazy ex/and or person) threatened to take UR kids and put U threw what that B++++++ put her threw???? Can't BELIEVE the Ejami Fans Loving what a man like EJ does to people and cheering him on. they LOVE Sami as long as she is w/EJ But shse is something else when w/Rafe. makes me wonder how many EJ'S R really out there in the real world.

U don't care that he raped her, stoled her baby girl and lied about her being dead, that he use's his kids as his weapon, Lies, Lies, Lies, kills kills kills and kills some more, use's people, sells drugs to little kids and the world., and EVERYTHING he has done to the Brady's not to mention EVERYONE ELSE. What kind of a person Cheers for that kinda man/Person????? EJAMI FANS THAT IS WHO!!!! (AND SAMI TO I GUESS. I THINK SHE HAS FORGOTTEN ALL THAT HERSELFNOW THAT I HEAR MYSELF TYPING IT.) BUT Rafe is a GOOD, Honest, man who LOVES Sami and her KIDS unconditionally.

All I can say is "THANK GOODNESS THIS WHOE KIDNAPPING CRAP IS OVER AND SO IS EJ AND SAMI AT LEAST UNTIL ANOTHER MAN COMES INTO HER LIFE. DON'T THINK IT WILL EVER B EJ AGAIN BUT I'M SURE IT WILL B SOMEONE. THEN POOR RAFE WILL B OUT IN THE COLD AGAIN.

PLEASE STOP DRAGGING CRAP OUT. Don't drag out this Shooting CRAP forever. U have already over done on SHOOTINGS, BEING BURIED ALIVE, AND MAKING SAMI'S WEDDINGS COME TO AN END BEFORE THEY SAY I DO. DON"T do it anymore it is B-O-R-I-N-G. Let Sami grow up and b happy at least for a while if not forever. she has been a child long enough. Her kids are more grown up than her. Let her grow up now.

Now to the writers AGAIN. Get some NEW writers or DO SOMETHING DIFFERANT. QUIT REPEATING EVERYTHING U HAVE ALREADY DONE. U HAVE OVER USED ALL UR CRAP......

PUT EJ in Jail for a change for a LONG TIME> Don't take him off the show just PUT HIM AWAY. MAKE HIM PAY MORE. He could NEVER pay enough time for ewaht he has put his children threw. U Know he Put little Johnny threw HELL as well makin him think Sidney wasd dead. WHAT KIND OF A MAN DOES THE THINGS HE DOES TO HIS KIDS AND CALL IT LOVE. EJ is a SICKO.......AND DOESN'T DESERVE HIS KIDS THEY NEED TO TAKE THEM AWAY FROM HIM FOREVA AND EVEA...MAKE THEM DIMERIA'S PAY FOR A CHANGE. NOONE ANED I MEAN NOONE GETS AWAY W/THIS KINDA CRAP FOREVA LIKE THEY DO.

6:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the third anonymous. Get spell check. Your post was hardly ledgable. Or at least proof read you material. Guess thats a Safe fan for ya.

7:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To Anonymous #3:

Sami lied to Rafe when she told him it was her grandma that called her. Just because Sami tells him what she did doesn't mean she'll tell him the truth about who was on the phone. Again, she lied, plain and simple.

7:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Finally EJ got what HE deserved. Except the ASS will Live threw this one to. Can't Believe it. Stephano, and EJ R like Cat's they have 9 lives (x's 100 cat's that alot of lives). I am SOOOO Glad that rafe and Sami R together. One person on here says it is like Sami start off her and Rafes New relationship w/LIES. She is gonna tell him when she gets back to him after shooting EJ and tell him that she shot him to. So NO she isn't gonna lie to him again. And Rafe will Quit his Job to Protect her this time.

What would U do if a CRAZY EJ (or any crazy ex/and or person) threatened to take UR kids and put U threw what that B++++++ put her their kids and family threw???? Can't BELIEVE the Ejami Fans can Love a man like EJ after what he does to people and cheering him on. they LOVE Sami as long as she is w/EJ But she is something else when w/Rafe. makes me wonder how many EJ'S R really out there in the real world.

U don't care that he raped her, stoled her baby girl and lied about her being dead, that he use's his kids as his weapon, Lies, Lies, Lies, kills kills kills and kills some more, use's people, sells drugs to little kids and the world., and EVERYTHING he has done to the Brady's not to mention EVERYONE ELSE. What kind of a person Cheers for that kinda man/Person????? EJAMI FANS THAT IS WHO!!!! (AND SAMI TO I GUESS. I THINK SHE HAS FORGOTTEN ALL THAT HERSELF NOW THAT I HEAR MYSELF TYPING IT.) BUT Rafe is a GOOD, Honest, man who LOVES Sami and her KIDS unconditionally. something those kids need in their lives. I can already see johnny gettin an attitude I just KRINGE thinking of him actin like his fatha's side of the family. and anyone who can root for that is sick in the head. HE is just a little boy. being used by his own fatha and grandfatha and the EJAMI FANS LIKE IT. b 4 u say it "YES" I know it is just a show but It is suppose to B like real life and I know they R just tryin to keep our attension. BUT IT MAKES ME MADDER THAN HELL USIN KIDS AS A PAWN EVEN ON TV..

All I can say is "THANK GOODNESS THIS WHOE KIDNAPPING CRAP IS OVER AND SO IS EJ AND SAMI AT LEAST UNTIL ANOTHER MAN COMES INTO HER LIFE. DON'T THINK IT WILL EVER B EJ AGAIN BUT I'M SURE IT WILL B SOMEONE. THEN POOR RAFE WILL B OUT IN THE COLD AGAIN.



PUT EJ in Jail for a change for a LONG TIME> Don't take him off the show just PUT HIM AWAY. MAKE HIM PAY MORE. He could NEVER pay enough time for WHAT he has put his children threw/ AND EVERYONE ELSE. U Know he Put little Johnny threw HELL as well makin him think Sidney was dead. WHAT KIND OF A MAN DOES THE THINGS HE DOES TO HIS KIDS AND CALL IT LOVE. EJ is a SICKO.......AND DOESN'T DESERVE HIS KIDS THEY NEED TO TAKE THEM AWAY FROM HIM FOREVA AND EVEA...MAKE THEM DIMERIA'S PAY FOR A CHANGE. NOONE AND I MEAN NOONE GETS AWAY W/THIS KINDA CRAP FOREVA LIKE THEY DO. Start making the Dameria's Pay for some of their CRAP that would B REALLY FUN TO SEE:o)

7:14 AM  
Anonymous bGirl said...

anon - are you really Gahlen Gehring?

it's just a show - and not a very well written one at that

7:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, great, we have a spammer. Prevuze get the hose! We need to clear out the crazy in here!

7:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Finally EJ got what HE deserved. Except the ASS will Live threw this one to. Can't Believe it. Stephano, and EJ R like Cat's they have 9 lives (x's 100 cat's that alot of lives). I am SOOOO Glad that rafe and Sami R together. One person on here says it is like Sami start off her and Rafes New relationship w/LIES. She is gonna tell him when she gets back to him after shooting EJ and tell him that she shot him to. So NO she isn't gonna lie to him again. And Rafe will Quit his Job to Protect her this time.


All I can say is "THANK GOODNESS THIS WHOE KIDNAPPING CRAP IS OVER AND SO IS EJ AND SAMI AT LEAST UNTIL ANOTHER MAN COMES INTO HER LIFE. DON'T THINK IT WILL EVER B EJ AGAIN BUT I'M SURE IT WILL B SOMEONE. THEN POOR RAFE WILL B OUT IN THE COLD AGAIN.

PLEASE STOP DRAGGING CRAP OUT. Don't drag out this Shooting CRAP forever. U have already over done on SHOOTINGS, BEING BURIED ALIVE, AND MAKING SAMI'S WEDDINGS COME TO AN END BEFORE THEY SAY I DO. DON"T do it anymore it is B-O-R-I-N-G. Let Sami grow up and b happy at least for a while if not forever. she has been a child long enough. Her kids are more grown up than her. Let her grow up now. AND GET A JOB TO SUPPORT HER KIDS WHICH SHE HAS NEVER EVER DONE. STILL DON'T KNOW HOW WHE RAISES 4 KIDS ON NOTHING. SHE HAS ONLY HAD ONE JOB IN ALL the yrs she has been on the show. and it only lasted a couple of days. Thant is NOT reality EVEN for a show.EVERYONE else works.even the teenagers. BUT SAMI NEVER HAS.


Now to the writers AGAIN. Get some NEW writers or DO SOMETHING DIFFERANT. QUIT REPEATING EVERYTHING U HAVE ALREADY DONE. U HAVE OVER USED ALL UR CRAP......

PUT EJ in Jail for a change for a LONG TIME> Don't take him off the show just PUT HIM AWAY. MAKE HIM PAY MORE. He could NEVER pay enough time for WHAT he has put his children threw/ AND EVERYONE ELSE. U Know he Put little Johnny threw HELL as well makin him think Sidney was dead. WHAT KIND OF A MAN DOES THE THINGS HE DOES TO HIS KIDS AND CALL IT LOVE. EJ is a SICKO.......AND DOESN'T DESERVE HIS KIDS THEY NEED TO TAKE THEM AWAY FROM HIM FOREVA AND EVEA...MAKE THEM DIMERIA'S PAY FOR A CHANGE. NOONE AND I MEAN NOONE GETS AWAY W/THIS KINDA CRAP FOREVA LIKE THEY DO. Start making the Dameria's Pay for some of their CRAP that would B REALLY FUN TO SEE:o)

7:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for taking one for the team again Prevuze! You're the best!

Now-ugh! The real "Locker Room Lolita" and Rafe just suck the life out of this show and the 2 smugtards deserve each other. Just keep them away from EJ and using him to TRY to make them interesting-if they are that great they should not need him. TEAM EJ all the way!

7:33 AM  
Anonymous daysledoo said...

Anon, if you take out the word "he" and replace it with "she" it describes Sami to a T! How can you hate one character so much and love another when their list of crimes, especially against each other are the same?

Sell your crazy somewhere else. We like to have rational (& legible) discussion here.

7:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Agree. I'm totally on Team EJ! I never liked Sami, I just put up with her because the Ejami scenes were pretty good. But I don't like how EJ is being used as a prop for that annoying Sami and Rafe. If you gave these two their own storyline, people would lose interest fast. I wonder if the writers realize how little sympathy there is for Sami out there.

7:37 AM  
Anonymous Kelley said...

LOL to the anonymous that is so self righteous she thinks she has to post the mispelled crap three times - that is called spamming you know.

Horray that EJ lives! This will be a powerful storyline for those still watching this badly written produced soap.

As for EJ thinking suicide - what a load of BS. THe character we have watched for the last 4 years would never consider that.

Rafe will be so proud of himself knowing the crap he has put in motion will lead to his sister being splattered on the roadway. Ah intelligence thy name is not rafe. As for blackmailing EJ with the CD wow Dool really puts law enforcement in a splendid light.

7:40 AM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

Who said three times is better than one? It's too bad the poor spelling, improper grammar, and misuse of homonyms hadn't been corrected with each posting. If the comment had been proofed a bit, perhaps it could have been taken seriously.

7:41 AM  
Anonymous Luci said...

Aw look, someone got out of their cage again! Lock up the trolls!

Yeah, I dont even bother to watch the S*** crapola. The anvils are dropping like troll comments. Rafe making sure she isnt hurt? HA. Caroline is insufferable lately.

How can anyone not feel badly for EJ? Sami is quite the trainwreck lately, and to jump into bed with Rafe really kills any empathy I could muster. That and using the kids as pawns again.

7:56 AM  
Anonymous CJ said...

I remember when prevuze was funny. But that was back when this site used to make fun of everyone. Now the site has become predictable with who you make fun of.

Ej is running around drunk, blaming everyone for his problems. He's a big loser. A bad one at that. Hell, Sami wasn't even this pitiful when her schemes got reveal. Kate, Stephano, any bad guy worth their cred would dust theirselves off and move to the next scheme. This dude is just sad and weak. Pitiful.

Perfect stuff for fodder. But instead, let's make fun of people not on the show.

You can love EJ all you want, but how about spreading your criticism. Even John Stewart makes fun of Obama every now again.

Ej is looking straight up disgustingly weak, but no mocking from you. Not even a bad nickname.

Prevuze used to be funnier.

8:14 AM  
Blogger Jennifer said...

i cannot believe ej wants to kill himself over that cow sami. can they please get this man into a storyline that doesn't involve her? if that isn't possible, degrading him to the point of near-suicide should be off-limits at the very least.

8:50 AM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

So I guess we are to assume the terrible thing EJ did to George was he gave him a quarter and sent him off to the candy store. Or maybe Kevin Kostner got hold of him and kicked his butt across the kitchen like he did in The Bodyguard. Anyone else recognize George as the lame bodyguard friend of Whitney Houston's character?

Sami grabs the gun from EJ's hand and points it toward him...ZIP! Quick, Sami, grab some pills so you can say you weren't yourself and you don't remember what you did. That excuse apparently works for Hortons and Bradys.

Daniel cradles her in his arms as she falls apart. Did he cop a feel while he had the chance?

Loved the kids climbing El Capitan and "I'm, Lucas Horton's son," says Will, "That should answer that question." Thanks for the great recap, Prevuze. :D

9:06 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

"Grandma," she lies.

Technically, Kate IS a grandma; just not Sami’s. But the more important question is why she isn’t telling Rafe what Kate just told her??

"Loose lips sink ships," says Kate. Yet Salemites can’t keep their lips zipped even when their lives DO depend on it.

HUH?!
[Stefano] suggests getting out and spending the night on the yacht.

First I’ve heard of a Dimera yatch.

In an exciting turn of events, Rafe rolls over. Good thing I’d just swallowed the mouthful of beverage I had. I definitely would have spewed. This struck me as hilarious.

And my OFPS moment:
"EJ where are...

What was she going to say? Where are the kids? What, she didn’t even check with Caroline to see if the kids were still there before rushing back to the McMansion?

Loved the pictures (especially Bulldog's Roman series and Rafe's dinner order), and the Prevuisms like God having the episode on mute.

"Hallucination & vision without execution is a flashback." –Prevuze.

Perfect! Prevuze rocks on!

9:21 AM  
Blogger Firstfall said...

Prevuze - I think you are plenty funny. If I didn't I wouldn't stop by 5-7+ times per week!

I 'get' EJ - he wanted a family, he realized his actions messed that up. Whether we're to think he's just sad about that or thinking the best thing for his kids is to end his life, they are making a bold statement with him putting the gun to his head.

I hope EJ & Sami will be together soon - and I certainly don't see this as the end to them.

I also loved the little 'Edison/Prevuze' quote box! :)

9:22 AM  
Anonymous Teresa said...

Personally, I want Sami to stay with EJ and I want her to become Mrs. Evil Dimera. I love her when she is being bad. Besides, one of these days Stefano will stay day (ha!) so you may as well get the next evil minion in place. Just think of the angst and heartache - one of the Brady's is evil? Perish the thought! Besides, Rafe is dull, dull, dull. Hook him up with Psycho-Hope and let them go off in a drug infested haze for a while - he can help find Belle and Shawn.

9:35 AM  
Anonymous Teresa said...

Oops - did spell check and still got it wrong - maybe Stefano will stay DEAD.

9:36 AM  
Anonymous Berg said...

To the third anonymous. Get spell check. Your post was hardly ledgable. Or at least proof read you material. Guess thats a Safe fan for ya. I hate it when someone beats me to a great retort.

I can't watch this crap. All of a sudden the sins of Nicole and Sami are erased in one swoop of the pen. Does anyone else get that EJ was pushed to go crazy? Oh good lord.

I am guessing that Sami did not shoot EJ but we will be tortured with she did it over and over again and it will turn out to be someone like Chad or Will. Clever writers.

Hey Rape storyline clean up in aisle 3, they freaks come out in droves or really just repeated texts. It gets old. very very old. Considering didn't Sami drug someone to sleep with her - isn't that kind of the same thing???

9:41 AM  
Anonymous square said...

Doesn’t Rafe mean that Caroline will be getting sole custody of Sami’s kids? If EJ has no visitation rights, that means he’s unlikely to be willing to pay support. Sami doesn’t have a job. Does that mean Mr. FBI is willing to foot the entire bill of raising the children, putting them through college, paying for weddings, etc.? Since this relationship is pretty much based on sex, Sami better hope her libido doesn’t go south. If it does, the meal ticket will probably be taking a hike.

EJ will pay support because (a) he is legally obligated to whether or not he has custody or visitation rights and (b) a good father isn't going to want his children to starve. Sami can go on happily living on the money that EJ (and Lucas) pay her. In fact, she probably can and will support Rafe on it too. Sami and Rafe are both idiots if they think blackmailing for custody would work for long. If EJ was willing to go on the run with his children before; he'd have no choice but to do it if Sami really does put his back against the wall. There's wisdom in not poking a tiger once you've trapped it.

9:54 AM  
Anonymous square said...

Leslie wrote: Doesn’t Rafe mean that Caroline will be getting sole custody of Sami’s kids? If EJ has no visitation rights, that means he’s unlikely to be willing to pay support. Sami doesn’t have a job. Does that mean Mr. FBI is willing to foot the entire bill of raising the children, putting them through college, paying for weddings, etc.? Since this relationship is pretty much based on sex, Sami better hope her libido doesn’t go south. If it does, the meal ticket will probably be taking a hike.

EJ will pay support because (a) he is legally obligated to whether or not he has custody or visitation rights and (b) a good father isn't going to want his children to starve. Sami can go on happily living on the money that EJ (and Lucas) pay her. In fact, she probably can and will support Rafe on it too. Sami and Rafe are both idiots if they think blackmailing for custody would work for long. If EJ was willing to go on the run with his children before; he'd have no choice but to do it if Sami really does put his back against the wall. There's wisdom in not poking a tiger once you've trapped it.

9:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the 4th anonymous:

You look pretty silly telling someone to get spell check when you have 2 misspelled words in your own post:

legible, not ledgable
that's, not thats

Okay, rant over.

10:09 AM  
Blogger Prevuze said...

You can love EJ all you want, but how about spreading your criticism. Even John Stewart makes fun of Obama every now again.

Ej is looking straight up disgustingly weak, but no mocking from you. Not even a bad nickname.

Prevuze used to be funnier.


You are absolutely right. I'm turning over a new leaf. Tomorrow, I start making fun of Obama.

10:10 AM  
Anonymous CJ said...

It's sad what has happen to this site. I remember being able to frown at an attack made on one of my favorites but laugh at an equally sharp tongued comment about a character I hated.

That's what I mean by funny. You never knew who was going to fall victim next. One minute you'd be frowning. Next you'd be howling. Now it's the same lame ass jokes you see on message boards made by EJ fans.

Oh, Rafe is dull. hahaha. Oh, Lucas is a screaming dufus. hahaha. Oh, Sami is pitiful. hahaha. Oh, Nicole is a slut. hahaha.

You notice how one name is left out unless the jokes are really just backhanded compliments.

I still visit the site when your summaries are up first. But I remember when I anxiously awaited your updates.

Maybe DOOL isn't the only ones who needs new writers and fresh ideas.

Just a little balance goes a long way.

I don't even know why I'm commenting. I doubt you all care. But I used to adore this site. It was once more than just a pitstop while I wait for another site's .

I'm sure you're going to blow off this critique. I'm as equally sure I'm not the only commenter to make it.

10:21 AM  
Anonymous Maggie Mae said...

I think Prevuze is doing a bang up job and can't wait for the jabs on Obama.

third anonymous, third grade education, sounds about right.

I've come to hate Sami, Rafe's still the worst character to enter Salem since Willow's brother and has the talent of Charity Rahmer.

Love me some EJ as much as the writers want me to hate him.

My word verification undumb. That must made me laugh.

10:24 AM  
Anonymous NeeNee said...

"I remember when prevuze was funny. But that was back when this site used to make fun of everyone. Now the site has become predictable with who you make fun of."

Totally unwarranted criticism.

Prevuze has always been an equal-opportunity offender. I've been stopping here ever since the other Days Satire site folded. (can't remember the title, was it something to do with Angels?)Prevuze gets an A, compared with a B+ for the other site.

Snark criticism is directly proportional to characters with the most amount of air time. Since the show chooses to showcase EJ, Sami and Rafe . . well, then Prevuze is only meeting her quota!

10:29 AM  
Anonymous CJ said...

All that being said, I'm not even sure you care about this product. It may be a "shits and giggles" kind of project for you. But how hard you worked to keep this site up during the DTV conversion belies that.

Then again only you truly know.

If that's the case, I can understand why you wouldn't care about critiques.

To be fair, you do have that faithful few who posts their rants and praises about how much they desire JS.

May be it's just good business not to point out that character's flaws.

Or maybe you are unable to look pass your biases to give this show the equal ribbing it used to take.

A comedian once told me when you're getting attacked by the left and the right, you're either doing one hell of a shitty job or one hell of an amazing one.

Who cares what I think? It's not like I'm saying I'll never read Prevuze again. But since I've been viewing this site for about 10 years, I believe, I think it's fair that I can like an elder bemoan the current state and sigh over how it used to be.

10:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous @ 6.54: You should really read what you wrote-what a load of CRAP!!! First of all, this is a SOAP; it ain't REAL LIFE. So grow the hell up!

No, you're right, Ej is no saint BUT then again Sami isn't one EITHER. That is the WHOLE point-they are each other's mirror images: most of what EJ's done Sami has done herself. Eg: she RAPED Austin; she KIDNAPPED her baby sister; she LIED about her pregnancy & hid Grace PARTLY because she was JEALOUS of Nicole- in other words: out of SPITE; then she told him about their daughter AFTER she "died": that was UNFORGIVEABLE, not to mention COLD & CRUEL. Perhaps if you weren't so short-sighted you would understand what drove EJ to do his heinous act & that Sami/Rafe are CERTAINLY NOT BLAMELESS in this situation. I agree with you that he should pay but, I don't believe that he is a FIEND and that he deserves to die.

I feel a lot of compassion for EJ & I truly believe that he let his emotions (ie rage & hurt) get the better of him; it completely blinded him. I, myself, has made a lot of mistakes in my life that has hurt others, so I empathise with this FICTIONAL SOAP CHARACTER. Moreover, I have always found the "bad boys" more intriguing and likeable (eg: Sawyer in "Lost"; Eric in "True Blood"; Alex in "Grey's Anatomy") than the supposed "good guys" (they're boring & dull-ESPECIALLY Rafe).

Speaking of "IT"- I despise this character with a PASSION & no, it isn't because he's EJ's rival for Sami's affections. It's because he's a HYPOCRITE & a JUDGEMENTAL BORE, that can't think further than his (no doubt)small instrument between his legs that needs to be serviced from time to time. He doesn't even realise that what he did to EJ was WRONG-trying to steal his own daughter & doing it ILLEGALLY. EJ may have some SERIOUS issues, but he still has a right to be a father. And as Leslie said, Safe is solely based on SEX AND they have no LEGS: their story has always evolved around EJ-keeping Grace a secret; dealing with the fallout of Grace's " death"; finding out Sydney is EJami's daughter; the Sydnapping; now the fallout of EJ's "secret" and in the future: EJ's shooting & how to keep it a secret.

It's a real shame that you seem a very UNFORGIVING person who can't see the different shades of grey-it's a lovely color. It wouldn't surprise me one bit if you're the time of person who is in favor of the death penalty; in favor of the wars in Iraq & Afghanistan (which aren't justified at all btw). Sorry if this sounds harsh, but your post just pissed me off. And if I'm wrong about you, then I appologise...

Speaking of EJami-I like them because they have a great dynamic & their relationship is SO UNREALISTIC (and yes, some aspects are kinda twisty)-that is the beauty of it all & what makes them so compelling. In addition, they're what drew me to this soap in the first place.

10:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous @ 6.54: You should really read what you wrote-what a load of CRAP!!! First of all, this is a SOAP; it ain't REAL LIFE. So grow the hell up!

No, you're right, Ej is no saint BUT then again Sami isn't one EITHER. That is the WHOLE point-they are each other's mirror images: most of what EJ's done Sami has done herself. Eg: she RAPED Austin; she KIDNAPPED her baby sister; she LIED about her pregnancy & hid Grace PARTLY because she was JEALOUS of Nicole- in other words: out of SPITE; then she told him about their daughter AFTER she "died": that was UNFORGIVEABLE, not to mention COLD & CRUEL. Perhaps if you weren't so short-sighted you would understand what drove EJ to do his heinous act & that Sami/Rafe are CERTAINLY NOT BLAMELESS in this situation. I agree with you that he should pay but, I don't believe that he is a FIEND and that he deserves to die.

I feel a lot of compassion for EJ & I truly believe that he let his emotions (ie rage & hurt) get the better of him; it completely blinded him. I, myself, has made a lot of mistakes in my life that has hurt others, so I empathise with this FICTIONAL SOAP CHARACTER. Moreover, I have always found the "bad boys" more intriguing and likeable (eg: Sawyer in "Lost"; Eric in "True Blood"; Alex in "Grey's Anatomy") than the supposed "good guys" (they're boring & dull-ESPECIALLY Rafe).

Speaking of "IT"- I despise this character with a PASSION & no, it isn't because he's EJ's rival for Sami's affections. It's because he's a HYPOCRITE & a JUDGEMENTAL BORE, that can't think further than his (no doubt)small instrument between his legs that needs to be serviced from time to time. He doesn't even realise that what he did to EJ was WRONG-trying to steal his own daughter & doing it ILLEGALLY. EJ may have some SERIOUS issues, but he still has a right to be a father. And as Leslie said, Safe is solely based on SEX AND they have no LEGS: their story has always evolved around EJ-keeping Grace a secret; dealing with the fallout of Grace's " death"; finding out Sydney is EJami's daughter; the Sydnapping; now the fallout of EJ's "secret" and in the future: EJ's shooting & how to keep it a secret.

It's a real shame that you seem a very UNFORGIVING person who can't see the different shades of grey-it's a lovely color. It wouldn't surprise me one bit if you're the time of person who is in favor of the death penalty; in favor of the wars in Iraq & Afghanistan (which aren't justified at all btw). Sorry if this sounds harsh, but your post just pissed me off. And if I'm wrong about you, then I appologise...

Speaking of EJami-I like them because they have a great dynamic & their relationship is SO UNREALISTIC (and yes, some aspects are kinda twisty)-that is the beauty of it all & what makes them so compelling. In addition, they're what drew me to this soap in the first place.

10:49 AM  
Anonymous CJ said...

Unwarranted criticism? I think not. Just reread the latest posting. I've seen the show and there was plenty to mock. Heck, EJ and Nicole's scene where she talks about being raised a Dimera was ripe for mocking. Just the hair alone.

Instead, they mock characters not even on the show.

This posting was pretty tame. Maybe it's because the poster actually enjoyed the show. But the sharp wir is only sharpen on one side it seems.

10:55 AM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

square said...EJ will pay support because (a) he is legally obligated to whether or not he has custody or visitation rights and (b) a good father isn't going to want his children to starve.

While I agree that EJ would not allow his children to want for anything, Rafe was suggesting that Sami not go through legal channels to obtain sole custody of the children. Since blackmail is involved, I thought it was fair to assume that the court would not be involved in dictating EJ's monetary responsibilities to his children. You can't have it both ways. Rafe has become Sami's Machiavellian enabler, so I agree with you. Neither of them are thinking things through very cleary.

11:10 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

Ej is looking straight up disgustingly weak, but no mocking from you. Not even a bad nickname.

CJ, I try to stay out of the argument/counter-argument posts hee, but really feel I had to jump in on this criticism of Prevuze.

I'm not sure what blog you read, but the following are some of the things Prevuze had to say about EJ in this post alone:

Suddenly the crazed, booze polluted maniac jumps up and grabs her by the throat.

EJ staggers back into the bedroom sniffin', snortin' and drinkin'.

EJ contemplates the drawing. He remembers meeting Johnny and cries like a little girl.

EJ holds the pistol and stares. We watch in the mirror as he bawls..
.

Not exactly a glowing description of EJ and his antics in this episode.

12:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous @10:48:
"...It wouldn't surprise me one bit if you're the time of person who is in favor of the death penalty;"

Totally uncalled for. My sister's killer happens to be on death row. No I'm not kidding, and you pious liberal condescending pieces of shit can go f*ck yourselves. You have no idea what you're talking about other than what your ACORN buddies tell you to believe. For once why don't you actually try to imagine what it's like for true victims instead of the poor mistreated murderer. And this is completely the wrong forum to even bring this up, but since you did, you asked for it.

12:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Prevuze, i think you should just post your recap and delete the "comments" button just for a few days to give everyone a "time out" for being so bad here!!! Seriously people, chill out!!!

12:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Anonymous @10:48:
"...It wouldn't surprise me one bit if you're the time of person who is in favor of the death penalty;"

Totally uncalled for. My sister's killer happens to be on death row. No I'm not kidding, and you pious liberal condescending pieces of shit can go f*ck yourselves. You have no idea what you're talking about other than what your ACORN buddies tell you to believe. For once why don't you actually try to imagine what it's like for true victims instead of the poor mistreated murderer. And this is completely the wrong forum to even bring this up, but since you did, you asked for it.


12:29 PM
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STFU and go crawl back into your hole you ridiculous troll.

Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.

12:58 PM  
Anonymous Berg said...

Good lord. Stop taking pot shots at Prevuze. If any one on this entire comments section is unbiased it's Prevuze - so CJ, I don't even understand the crazy you are trying to sell here. I say if you don't like Prevuze then don't let the door hit your arse on the way out if you don't like it.

You know, Applecheeks, Leslie, Betyar, Klaus, Bulldog and many more all hang out here pretty regularly and are not always on the same "rooting" team page, but we have given it up to the best snark when it is laid down. We get that it is a show, we love doggin' on each other, it is only those that occasionally come in and beat their own drum about Rape, Don't touch my Rafe, or my EJ, or SAFE rules, or Lunks rule, whatevah, that drive this site to the toilet.

Don't get me wrong, I love toilet humor as much as the next one but really this is a show and only a show. This is a blog and only a blog (though Prevuze has many many talents) so get over it already.

Once your sense of humor comes back, we will be happy to see you.

1:16 PM  
Blogger Robin said...

I love Prevuze and you other posters that don't like it are free to find another site to read up on DOOL if you don't like it!

Thank you once again Prevuze for everything you do for us LOYAL readers each day.

2:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn, had a really good post but the computer ate it. I'll just say "I love Prevuze". That is all.
-Cookie-

3:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i tried watching Safe sex today. boring. oh well gotta love them not.

4:26 PM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

Berg -

Kudos! Well said!

5:56 PM  
Anonymous tvc818 said...

I think a few of our participants drank the crazy kool-aid today..

First off, dont Shit where you eat. If the site is so unbearable, feel free to run along. The rest of us will feel free to ogle stupidity, mock the deserving, and spit coke threw our noses in our little cubicles at random.

Secondly, your longtime attendance here on the site doesn't make you our resident expert. If good taste were the point, why would ANY of us watch this show. Again your attendance is not mandatory.

Thirdly, prevuze...you freakin rock...you know it...I know it...Hell, even Lucas knows it. (See there? see what I did? I mocked a character who I think is absurd...come on...try it...play along...)*wink*

Lastly, none of this is political or moral...if we we wanted that rhetoric, there are thousands of places for us to spout our personal beliefs. If your not offended and/or crouching with laughter every day, than you are just plain not utilizing the spirit of the site. Thats not OUR problem...its yours...now play nice or go home.

Thanks again prevuze for all you do...

6:05 PM  
Anonymous Emily said...

Um, no one is forcing you to read Prevuze. She does this out of the goodness of her little heart. She doesn't need to. Nor does she need to take a browbeating from imbeciles who hide themselves behind the word "anonymous". If you don't like it - watch the stupid show yourself and go away.

Everyone thinks they have a sense of humor, but thank you above posters for proving that not everyone does.

The only reason I can see for the unintelligent posts and spam above me is narcissism. Narcissists typically have little sense of humor. They don't get jokes, and they don't make good jokes except for sarcastic cracks and the lamest puns. This is because, lacking empathy, they don't get the context and affect of words or actions, and jokes, humor, comedy depend entirely on context and affect. They specialize in sarcasm about others and mistake it for wit, but narcissists are entirely incapable of irony. Therefore, I strongly suggest that these people watch a different soap opera as clearly they are missing the point of Prevuze entirely. (Thank you, interwebs, for finding me the info on narcissism to make this point)

Thank you, Prevuze, for taking one for the team, bringing a little humor into our days (no pun intended), and tolerating morons who like to insult you. The rest of us appreciate you.

Prevuze DOES make fun of everyone. Some characters do make it much easier than others though. Oh, and I'm a Lumi, so suck on that. Of course, in the interest of full disclosure, I do think James Scott is ridiculously hot. :)

6:42 PM  
Anonymous Emily said...

Oh, and everybody chill the F*** OUT!

This is about a TV SHOW. We like it, but it's not real. There's no need for some of you to get so personal and nasty. This is supposed to be funny.

If you don't like the job Prevuze is doing, start your own site. Seriously. Get the satellite equipment and do it yourself. She does this FOR FREE for us.

I wouldn't blame her if she stopped doing this altogether because of assholes like you. There's always got to be someone who ruins it for everyone else. Thanks for being that douchebag.

Love you Prevuze!

6:49 PM  
Anonymous Frustrated in Salem said...

OH MY, got home from work tonight only to see that the Sh-t hit the fan! Have to agree with Berg here people, chill out!! It is only a show. And for a lot of faithful viewers it is not going the way we had hoped right now, not the way everything was built up. But thanks to Ken Cordays big mouth we all knew it was coming.
Prevuze, I still think you do an awesome job-please continue so I don't actually have to watch the Safe sex!!!!!

6:56 PM  
Anonymous square said...

While I agree that EJ would not allow his children to want for anything, Rafe was suggesting that Sami not go through legal channels to obtain sole custody of the children. Since blackmail is involved, I thought it was fair to assume that the court would not be involved in dictating EJ's monetary responsibilities to his children. You can't have it both ways. Rafe has become Sami's Machiavellian enabler, so I agree with you. Neither of them are thinking things through very cleary.

The thing is that there is already (presumably) an order for child support in place.. The parties can't just void an order for support through private agreement. The court has to agree to it too. So while they can "privately arrange" to have Sami take full custody (basically not let EJ see the kids and blackmail him into not suing over it); they can't privately do away with the child support arrangement unless Sami agrees to pretend that she is getting the money or they officially go to court and have the support payments altered. (And why would she do that?) Actually, even more simply, she can just blackmail for continued child support along with her full custody.

9:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To Anonymous @ 12.29. I'd like to suggest a shrink and some anger management counselling because you are coming off as a stark mad raving lunatic. Get some help the world will be a better place for it.

Prevuze - GREAT JOB as always.

2:25 PM  
Anonymous Tess said...

TO CJ, apparently your sole purpose is to bash prevuze. If you hate it so much the solution is simple, don't get your panties in a knot just leave. Prevuze is a fun site and we love and enjoy and appreciate it.

2:30 PM  

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