Monday, June 21, 2010

PDAs, Piercings And Illegal Substances

Chloe is in the hospital talking to Nicole on the phone. She tells her things are working out between Daniel and her. Melanie comes in and clears her throat. Chloe hangs up Melanie spews, "What kind of games are you playing with my dad? What do you think your last name is Kardashian?"

"No," says Chloe, "It's about to become Lane-Black-Horton-Jonas. Your father is my life. Your husband is my fall-back position."

Daniel is outside the room arranging the ceremony with JP Kevin. He ends the conversation and Maxine asks if she's invited. Daniel tells her she's invited to the church affair, "We're keeping this one low key."

Maxine asks, "But this is the happiest day of your life, right."

Daniel stammers, "Um... yeah." The man just oozes with commitment.

Jennifer and Laura are in Maggie's kitchen looking at pictures. Jennifer pouts because she didn't get the scrapbook she's working on done for Alice, "I just am not ready to say goodbye."

"That's too bad," says Laura, "Because I think everyone's ready for you to leave."

Kate goes through the debris from Madeline's safe deposit box. She opens an envelope and stares.

Stefano and Madeline are at the pier. Stefano tells her she can have her stuff back. He swears he will return all the items untouched.

Back in the rumpus room, Kate touches.

"OH — MY — GOD!"

Kate looks at the document, "Stefano cannot possibly know about this... can he?"

Kayla and Caroline hug at the pub. Kayla wishes her visit could have been for a happier occasion. She looks directly at Nathan and Stephanie, "Maybe the next time will be." Nathan overhears, figures out what Kayla meant and runs out of the pub screaming.

Jennifer walks into the living room with Marie and Bill. Laura follows. Jennifer announces Mike is on his way, but delayed. Laura thinks Alice is hanging on for Mike's arrival. Jennifer says she told Alice they all feel her love for them, "After I said that she opened her eyes and said, 'More than you know.'"

The crowd goes back to the kitchen with Allie and start to make donuts using Alice's recipe. They wonder if they can even come close to making the little bits of confectionery heaven like Alice does.

Phillip and Lucas are outside. Phillip wonders if Lucas can stick around for a while. Lucas evades. He says he owes Phillip an apology for being a downer at his wedding, "Things are going great for you." Phillip flashes back to some of the great things he's done with Chloe and remembers telling her things will work out if they keep quiet. He tells Lucas everything is peachy keen.

Melanie tees off on Chloe, "It's not that I don't like you, but I hate the way you're jerking my dad around."

"That's what jerks are for," says Chloe. She says she knows she has waffled about a lot of things, "But my love for your father will never change. Unless I get a hangnail and go to Phillip for 'comfort.'" Your father is the only man for me and I want to spend all the Days Of Our Lives together."

Daniel tells Maxine Chloe is fragile right now so he will do whatever it takes to make her happy. "In other words," says Maxine, "You're totally..."

"Right," says Daniel, "As PW'd as a guy can get."


Stefano says, "You may have the other items from your safe deposit box, unread and untouched. I have no interest in your family debacles."

"My family is boring," says Madeline.

"Yes they are," says Stefano, "That's why they're on DOOL." Madeline walks off.

Kate wonders what she will do with the information she now has. She puts the document back in the envelope and takes it out of the room.

Chloe says she knows people tried to tell Melanie marrying Phillip was a mistake and they were rushing into things. But she points out Melanie and Phillip are now as happy as can be.

Lucas predicts Chloe and Daniel will never tie the knot. Phillip discovers he left his phone off. He turns it on and gets the message that the wedding is about to take place. You know that old saying about even a broken clock being right twice a day? That doesn't apply to Lucas.

Melanie thinks it's weird Chloe and Phillip used to date and now he will be her step son-in-law. Chloe says she's happy about Melanie and Phillip being together and also that Melanie found Daniel, "I understand what you've been through. It wasn't as bad as Trent, but I also had the step parents from hell. So I wouldn't stand in the way of you and Daniel having a relationship." Melanie hopes Chloe will be as happy as she and Phillip.

She gives Chloe the heirloom necklace Daniel gave her, "It's your something old and borrowed." Chloe thanks her and promises her she will treat Daniel like gold.

"If you hurt him," threatens Melanie, "I will treat you like gum on the bottom of my shoe, so don't make me crush you." Oh, bring it on, please. Chloe vs. Melanie... the Whine-a-paloosa Smackdown.

Chad arrives at Maggie's. Mia is there and Maggie introduces Melissa. Since they are leaving and Chad and Mia will be there alone Maggie reminds Mia, "House rules are in effect."

Maggie and Melissa leave. Chad asks, "What house rules?"

Mia lays them out, "No PDAs, piercings and illegal substances."

"OK," says Chad, "We can do all that in the back seat of my car." Chad tells her he's going to Salem U so he can be near his friends and her. Mia kisses him and says he just made her really happy.

Back at the Horton house Will comes in and smells the food. He thinks it smells terrific, which means the clods trying to cook must have ordered out. Jen announces Mike will arrive in a couple hours. Bill is happy the whole family is together again. He wishes he could have seen more of Alice and is happy for her long life.

They talk about how much Alice loved getting flowers and we flash back to Alice getting a bouquet from Mike.

Phillip jogs into the waiting area. Melanie comes up and kisses him. Daniel comes in. Phillip congratulates Daniel. Melanie tells him about loaning the necklace to Chloe. Daniel is touched, "How did I get such an incredible daughter?"

Melanie refreshes his memory, "You had mindless monkey-sex in a cheap, meaningless one-night-stand with a disgusting slut named Carly."

Phillip goes in to see Chloe. The crowd follows with JP Kevin. Daniel sits on the bed and asks Chloe if she's absolutely sure she wants to do this, "I know how much you like having extramarital sex and if we're married we won't be doing that any more."

Chloe is sure, " but are you sure? OMG! Do you not want to marry me?"


Bill joins Maggie in the living room. Marie and Laura are up with Alice. Bill thinks this must be especially difficult for Maggie after just losing Mickey.

"Mickey was always lost," says Maggie. They reminisce about Alice.

"It's good everyone is here for this," says Bill, "We're all family." The man has only slightly more insight than a dead paramecium.

Back at the pub, Kayla, Caroline and Stephanie sit at a table and talk about Alice. We have the perfunctory "It's all about family" scene and a group hug. As if the food there wasn't enough to make the customers ill...

Jennifer and Melissa work on the scrapbook. They find one of Tom's poems.

Roses are red
violets are blue
With a family like this,
What's a guy to do?

We have another flashback, this time with Alice advising Jennifer to have as many friends as she can. "I will," says Jennifer, "Just as soon as they invent Facebook."

Jennifer decides Alice always knew the right thing to say. "She passed that a long to you," says Melissa, "Too bad she didn't also pass along the ability to know when to shut up."

Daniel confirms he wants to marry Chloe. Chloe asks for a moment alone with Daniel and the crowd moves outside. Chloe promises Daniel this is what she wants but wants his promise this is what he wants, and wants to confirm he's marrying her for love. "I love you with my whole heart," says Daniel, "It's the rest of me that isn't sure."

Kate is back in the rumpus room. Stefano arrives and tells her to pack the things up and send them back to Madeline. Kate wonders if he's sure he wants to do that.

Madeline finds Chad by the pier. She reminds him tomorrow is the deadline for his dorm deposit. He informs her he's staying in Salem.

Will and Lucas are together having an uncomfortable father-son moment. Daddy says he doesn't want him living at the DiMera mansion. Lucas plays the great-grandmother card and says Alice doesn't want Will living there either.

Nathan is with Bill. He thinks Bill should have Tom's doctor bag instead of himself. They talk about all the family has given them to live up to. Flashback to Alice telling Mike it's good to have a family with a doctor in it. She gives him Tom's watch.

Jennifer comes in and they talk about Mike coming in from Boston.

Melanie and Phillip talk about the wedding, decide Chloe loves Daniel and Melanie wonders why the wedding is happening so fast. She asks Phillip if he knows why. Phillip stares.

Madeline decides there is no point in arguing with Chad, "Oh, by the way, have fun paying for college yourself."

Kate tells Stefano she went through the things from the safe deposit box and saw nothing more that could incriminate them. Stefano senses something is wrong. Kate says she didn't realize how much the situation with Alice would bother her and she's also upset she can't see Lucas. She takes the remaining safe deposit box items and leaves.

Madeline arrives at Maggie's. She says she's there to see Mia, "We need to talk about the past and the future."

Carly finds Maxine and asks for Chloe's chart. Maxine tells her Chloe is getting married. Carly's head explodes, "She lied to me again!"

The JP conducts the ceremony. Maxine busts in and says there is an urgent call for Kevin. Kevin leaves to take it, "Don't go away."

Chloe whines, "Is this really happening? We're halfway married."

"In another five minutes we'll go all the way," says Daniel.

"Let's at least ask Phillip and Melanie to leave first," says Chloe.

Will joins Stefano in the rumpus room. Stefano expresses condolences about Alice. Will says he is there for CD's to play for Alice.

"There is nothing better for the soul than music," says Stefano.

"I sure hope she likes heavy metal," says Will. He tells Stefano Alice hates it that he lives at the DiMera mansion. Stefano says Alice is wise, but she hardly knows him any more.

Stefano insists he's changed, "I am not the man I used to be. Viagra changed that."

Kate looks inside the pub window and sees Jennifer's table. Lucas comes out and they hug. He announces Kate is officially undisowned for the duration. Lucas tells her Alice's condition is the same. He invites her in to hang out with the crowd, but Kate declines.

Inside, Jennifer and Allie finish the scrapbook. I guess it took some adult supervision to get Jennifer in gear. Marie thanks Jennifer and they decide to take it to Alice. Mike calls and says he's in town. Jennifer tells him they are all at the pub. Jennifer gets off the phone and says it's great Alice will have her whole family there, "That will finish her off."

Daniel tries to settle Chloe down and tells her the ceremony will start again in just a few minutes. The door opens. "There," says Daniel, "You see, here's Kevin now." He turns to see...

CARLY!

"Deja vu all over again," says Phillip.

Daniel asks why Carly is there. "This time," says Carly, "I'm going to say what I came to say."

I'm guessing that won't be, "Mozeltoff."

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22 Comments:

Anonymous Berg said...

As much as I hate to say this... would Alice die already? And will Chloe just tell Daniel? Why must we suffer? Oh the insanity, oh the madness, make it stop!!!

5:26 AM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

Kayla wishes her visit could have been for a happier occasion.

Yeah, like Kayla getting a full-time job at Salem University Hospital and receiving a steady paycheck from DOOL.

The crowd goes back to the kitchen with Allie and start to make donuts using Alice's recipe.

I hope the props people were able to hide the Dunkin’ Donuts box.

Phillip wonders if Lucas can stick around for a while. Lucas evades.

Lucas checks with Ken Corday. Perhaps he misread the interview, and it’s actually Lucas and Sami that will be together by Labor Day. Let’s face it. If it weren’t for Rafe, Lucas wouldn’t have gotten a one-way ticket out of Salem.

"But my love for your father will never change. Unless I get a hangnail and go to Phillip for 'comfort.’”

For Chloe, falling off the fidelity wagon is a short trip down.

Oh, bring it on, please. Chloe vs. Melanie... the Whine-a-paloosa Smackdown.

I’m assuming that will not be the only match on the card.

"How did I get such an incredible daughter?"

Melanie refreshes his memory, "You had mindless monkey-sex in a cheap, meaningless one-night-stand with a disgusting slut named Carly."

Prevuze – the most accurate blog on the Internet.

Daddy says he doesn't want him living at the DiMera mansion.

In any other place but Salem, that would be a legitimate conversation. If Will doesn’t want to live with his mother, it would be logical that he moves in with his father. Too bad Lucas is heading off to Switzerland to join Shawn and Belle on the worldwide tour to no where.

"There is nothing better for the soul than music," says Stefano.

"I sure hope she likes heavy metal," says Will.

Stefano shares his collection of Megadeth, Primus, Pantera, and Nine Inch Nails.

Sounds like another head banging good time in Salem. Thanks Prevuze!

5:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seriously STOP this Danloe storyline..it is just a little affair after all..no big deal, it is not the end of the world..the "evil" secrets on this show are so lame !! lol

6:25 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

Lucas predicts Chloe and Daniel will never tie the knot.

Apparently he’s gotten a heads-up on future scripts.

Chloe vs. Melanie... the Whine-a-paloosa Smackdown.

I’m afraid DOOL could even make that boring. I'm also afraid that I'll need my Kleenex tomorrow's post. Alice is scheduled to die on the 23rd which should be tomorrow's feed. Can you type through tears, Prevuze?

Jennifer comes in and they talk about Mike coming in from Boston.

Bill made it in from Africa two days ago. Jen made it from London a week ago. Mike can’t haul his ass in from Boston any sooner than this?

Maxine busts in and says there is an urgent call for Kevin.

An urgent call for a JP that couldn’t wait two minutes? And then Carly makes another appearance? Puh-leeze!

Mike calls and says he's in town. Jennifer tells him they are all at the pub.

And they aren’t at Alice’s because……?

Loved this Prevuism: "In other words," says Maxine, "You're totally..." "Right," says Daniel, "As PW'd as a guy can get." as well as the pictures today. Especially inspiring was the quote from the Guy Manual.

And to answer Bulldog’s O-M-G question from Friday – yep, as graduates of DOOL 101 I think most of us could see that coming a mile away.

7:15 AM  
Anonymous Betyar said...

"In other words," says Maxine, "You're totally...Right," says Daniel, "As PW'd as a guy can get." OMG, I LMHO at that one! Who knew Dr. Grope-a-feel has become DOOL's MR. sensitive! I always thought of him as a modern day Lothario...wonders never cease on this show!

"Lucas predicts Chloe and Daniel will never tie the knot."...Lucas Horton, back in action in his new role as the DOOL fortune teller!

"Oh, bring it on, please. Chloe vs. Melanie... the Whine-a-paloosa Smackdown."...DON'T go there Prevuze...you know what they say about 'be careful what you ask for...'

LOL'd at the recommended responses from the Guy Manual. If I were a guy having to marry Chloe I'd say the same. Run Daniel, RUN!!!!!

"The man has only slightly more insight than a dead paramecium."...takes me back to the numerous hours spent in Bio lab trying to observe the power of regeneration in conjugated Paramecium cells. Talking biology...gets me all sorts of excited!!!

Have a great Monday everyone!

7:36 AM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

LOL over the picture of Lucas/Bill and Madeline/Bill. It's too bad we can't see any flashbacks of Bill and Alice since he's not the original Bill.

I'm sure what Carly is going to announce is that Chloe's pregnant. Woe is me. Woe to all of us!

And I hope Alice's donut machine has recovered from the time they BROUGHT IT WITH THEM (along with an electric guitar) to that deserted island with no electricity. One of the ultimate DOOL ridiculousnesses.

Other great Prevuisms: He announces Kate is officially undisowned for the duration and Nathan figures out what Kayla meant and runs out of the pub screaming. HAHAHA

Thanks for the laughs on a Monday, Prevuze.

8:37 AM  
Blogger Prevuze said...




"How did I get such an incredible daughter?"

Melanie refreshes his memory, "You had mindless monkey-sex in a cheap, meaningless one-night-stand with a disgusting slut named Carly."

Prevuze – the most accurate blog on the Internet.


Not quite. I should have said mindless unprotected monkey-sex."

I’m afraid DOOL could even make that boring. I'm also afraid that I'll need my Kleenex tomorrow's post. Alice is scheduled to die on the 23rd which should be tomorrow's feed. Can you type through tears, Prevuze?

Well, was't that what I did when Zack died?

Oh, maybe it wasn't. Click here to see the sensitive, caring way in which Prevuze dealt with Zack's death, and then took a lot of grief for it.

Talking biology...gets me all sorts of excited!!!

There's a sign you've watched way too much DOOL.

8:54 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

Oh, maybe it wasn't. Click here to see the sensitive, caring way in which Prevuze dealt with Zack's death, and then took a lot of grief for it.

I'll admit it. That is probably my all-time favorite Prevuze pic. It gets me everytime. LOL

9:22 AM  
Anonymous Emily said...

Wait a minute...

Chloe says ... "I understand what you've been through. It wasn't as bad as Trent, but I also had the step parents from hell."

I've been watching this show for decades now, and I'm sure that Chloe was raised in an orphanage until her "real" parents adopted her (by sheer coincidence, of course). Her lack of attention at the orphanage was the reason for her ghoul girl anti-social behavior. Am I losing my mind? Isn't that how it happened? There was no other parents or step parents, right??

Well, clearly I've lost my mind. Either I've forgotten something big in poor Boobalicious's character history, or I'm arguing that the writers should pay attention to history.

9:33 AM  
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10:20 AM  
Blogger Jennifer said...

i'm with emily. as far as i know, chloe had no step-parents. nancy, her real mother, coincidentally adopted her after giving her up due to the fact that she thought chloe's biological father raped her(i forget if that was craig or some other character). later, she and craig cleared up that little misunderstanding, and chloe learned that craig and nancy were her bio parents around the time craig and nancy reconciled. as far as i know, nancy was single until she got back together with craig, no chloe had no step-parents to speak of.

10:24 AM  
Blogger Klaus said...

Chloe promises Daniel this is what she wants but wants his promise this is what he wants, and wants to confirm he's marrying her for love.
I suppose it isn't clear after she whined so much.

Madeline decides there is no point in arguing with Chad, "Oh, by the way, have fun paying for college yourself."
lol.

Maxine tells her Chloe is getting married. Carly's head explodes, "She lied to me again!"
I don't know why I find this so funny. But it is. Haha!

~So, if Chad is Stefano's kid. I suppose this thing with Will, who Stefano is grooming (lol), will eventually come into conflict. Though I think would be a better candidate. Corrupting him is sticking it to the Horton's and Brady's. And he is too old to do anything worthwhile with Johnny.

~Continuing in the same line of thinking, I guess Stefano will know how it feels to have someone hide his kid away from him. lol

Why must we suffer?
Suffering builds strength. It is why I can watch the whole show without changing the channel.

10:57 AM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

Insensitive, perhaps, but I just got a head rush from laughing at the Zack picture again!

Prevuze - best nostalgia library on the internet.

11:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chloe's story : lol lol lol well at least it was better than the storyline she has right now..actually my bad the worst was the Chloe/Brady/Nicole story with the Nicole sabotaged Chloe's surgery...AWFUL ah and now they are BFF !!! lol

11:21 AM  
Anonymous Maggie Mae said...

I thought Chloe bounced around from foster home to foster home cuz nobody wants to adopt a newborn baby girl. UGH.

Tomorrow's shopw looks positively painful.

11:38 AM  
Anonymous Klaus said...

Anonymous, that is the power of forgiveness. I only hope one day I can be bff's with a person who maliciously and capriciously destroys a portion my life.

11:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like the way that Sami and Carrie reacted when they saw each other. It was realistic. It bothered me that Sami forgot that Lucas and Jennifer are siblings. They mentioned it when they saw each other.

12:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah i am looking forward to see the scenes between Sami and Carrie and to see the type of vibe they had..with all their history their interactions are always interesting to watch IMO.
Oh Klaus you know i just stated the fact that after all this mess of storyline Chloe and Nicole are now BFF. To be honest it doesn't bother me at all i quite like them together, it just funny to see that after all that crap between them it is like rainbow and sunshine... above all after all this ridiculous story..it is the story in itself which bothered me actually ...it was so lame; Nicole scheme was pathetic Chloe was shallow and dumb ah and Brady totally clueless like any soap male who the women fight over lol..it is just a soap so for me if the characters work well together (and the actors) even after they hurt each other i am totally ok with it !! The worst is not when characters hurt each other it is when they bored each other and above all bored us !!

1:00 PM  
Anonymous chaya said...

ok - I need to know is it real Mike (Michael Weiss) or faux Mike (the blond guy)

1:45 PM  
Blogger Prevuze said...

I only hope one day I can be bff's with a person who maliciously and capriciously destroys a portion my life.

That's the easy part, but the real test of character would be if you can get married before the scars heal.

2:34 PM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

...the real test of character would be if you can get married before the scars heal.

LMAO - well there is a great end to a looooong day. It isn't called the longest day of the year (summer solstice) for nothing.

3:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

chaya - faux Mike.

4:46 PM  

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