Friday, June 18, 2010

DOOL — Not Just Soft Porn Any More

Daniel is in the hospital room with Chloe and wants to know what's going on, "I want the truth this time."

Chloe whines, "If we don't get married tonight we never will."

Nathan arrives at the Horton house and finds Melanie. He wonders if she's going to start trashing Stephanie again. "No," says Melanie, "Stephanie does a good enough job of that herself."

Lucas and Allie come into the pub. Allie bolts across the room and hugs Sami. Lucas joins them. Sami tells Allie, "I'm happy to have you home."

Condescending, judgmental Lucas asks, "What exactly is home for you these days, Sami — Your place or EJ's?" As we all know, home is where the tart is.

Madeline wanders at the pier. She flashes back to the empty safe deposit box and thinks Kate and Stefano must be behind the theft. She worries they will find out what else is in there.

Kate and Stefano dig the tape out of the box and Stefano inserts it in the VCR. A VCR... how quaint... I saw one of those in a museum last week.

Stefano sits on the couch with Kate, "It's showtime!"

Bill and Laura join Maggie in the kitchen. He says he talked to Dr. Hayden about Alice.

Chloe says she feels like all kinds of forces are conspiring against them, "You're thinking I'm crazy again aren't you."

"No," says Daniel, "but I don't understand. Who is conspiring against us?"

"The church, the annulment, the Pope... It's so bad we may be the subject of Dan Brown's next novel. And there is something else too."

Kate and Stefano watch the TV. A half 99% naked woman walks up to a bed with a guy in it, "Hi, I'm Maddie." She jumps into bed with him.

"This is it," says Stefano, "Everything that happened that night... All caught on tape."

Sami says she doesn't want to get things started. Lucas asks about Alice. Sami says it's good he came back when he did. Lucas says this doesn't seem real. He flashes back to Alice giving him his Christmas tree bulb. Since it's Lucas' bulb, it's a dim one.

Lucas tells Allie she's named after a wonderful woman.

Melanie says she's there to see Maggie and is glad Nathan is there, too. She starts to leave and expresses condolences about Alice. Nathan stops her and says he shouldn't take things out on her. They talk about losing Alice and Nathan's strong, loving, wacky family. She touches him and then backs off.

Chloe says she had a nightmare. She says in the dream, Daniel was there one minute and then he was gone. Chloe was heartbroken and alone. So she called Phillip for a quick romp.

Daniel says it was just a dream and he is (say it with him) there for her. Chloe says the dream will haunt her until they are married. She begs him, "I want to be your wife right now." Daniel thinks they should wait.

Bill gives the discouraging report on Alice, "The doctor said the end is near." Jennifer cries and hugs him. Maggie reminds them all how lucky they've been to have her around. Laura is sorry they couldn't say their goodbyes with Mickey and thinks that must have been terrible for Maggie.

"At least he didn't suffer," says Maggie, "except for all the years he spent with me."

Melanie apologizes for the touchy-feely and says she hopes she didn't make Nathan feel uncomfortable. Uncomfortable Nathan gets a call. It's Stephanie, who asks if he wants to meet up, "You sound strange."

"Most people think I am," says Nathan, "But everything is fine. I'll see you here soon." He gets off the phone and Melanie decides she has to leave.

Chloe hyperventilates, "OMG, my nightmare is coming true."

Chloe throws a fit. Daniel tires to calm her down, "You make me crazy and I love that, but I think rushing in is a panic decision."

Chloe takes the suggestion, panics and says they have been planning to get married for months, "We can have a proper wedding later." Daniel thinks this doesn't sound like her. Chloe insists she has never been more sure of anything in her entire, tortured life.

Daniel isn't convinced, but Chloe rallies like the Lakers and wins him over, "Whatever makes you happy." Chloe hugs and thanks him.

Kate and Stefano watch the triple-x-rated video. "You're enjoying this aren't you," asks Kate.

Stefano's tongue hangs out and he pants, "Of course not."

"Yes you are," insists Kate, "I can tell by your flushed cheeks and the fact you can't stop watching."

"I needed the man's vote," says Stefano, "I remember it was a construction project."

Back on screen, Maddie pants, "Oh, Congressman Andrew!"

Suddenly Congressman Andrew sits up in bed, "Something isn't right. I sense something. We're being recorded. Tell me where the camera is."

Congressman Andrew grabs for Maddie. She gets up and he chases from the other side of the bed. He goes out of the picture and Stefano's voice says, "Let her go." Stefano tosses Congressman Andrew back onto the bed, "YOU SOB!"

Maddie runs up to the bed and checks out Andrew, "Congressman... can you hear me?" Nothing. Madeline gasps, "OMG, he's dead! Stefano, you killed him!" DOOL — not just soft porn anymore... It's a SNUFF FILM!

To recap, recently on DOOL we've had a woman take a 300 foot plunge in an elevator and not only survive but also be well enough to get married in her hospital room. At the same time, we've had a guy fall onto a bed and it killed him. Just wanted to see if you're paying attention.

Daniel says he wants Melanie there for the ceremony. He smooches Chloe and leaves to arrange things.

Chloe sighs, "Please God, let this happen before Carly gets out of surgery. If that bitch opens her mouth, it ruins everything."

Melanie gets Daniel's call. He tells her about the quickie wedding and asks her to get hold of Phillip. Melanie agrees, gets off the phone and tells Nathan about the plans, "I don't think I can get on board with this."

"I don't think you should."

Stefano smooches Kate, "You saved my life that night."

"And a man was killed in the process," says Kate, "But you were able to cover it up." Stefano insists their secret is now safe.

Madeline calls and tells Stefano to meet her at the pier. Stefano agrees, asks Kate to stay there and tells her to leave Madeline to him.

Sami tells Allie everything Alice ever made had a secret ingredient — love.

Nathan flashes back to overhearing Chloe talk about her affair and says he has "misgivings" about Chloe and Daniel getting married. He says Melanie should talk to her dad about this, but she says he gets defensive whenever she does. Stephanie shows up. Melanie heads out to find Phillip.

"She seemed nervous," says Stephanie.

"Understandably."

"Yeah," says Stephanie, "she's always nervous around me." Nathan pulls out a couple of hot air balloon ride tickets and shows them to Stephanie. Stephanie can't believe he's thinking of her with everything going on with his family.

"Hot air always makes me think of you," says Nathan.

Sami, Lucas and Allie show up in Maggie's kitchen. Bill and Lucas renew their not-so-close father son relationship. Bill is glad they are all there. Lucas, Allie and Sami go up to see Alice.

Stefano meets Madeline. She tosses accusations at him, "You took that tape, you bastard. It was a foolish waste of time. I made copies."

"You're not an idiot but neither am I," says Stefano, "I have all my bases covered." Madeline wants the rest of what was in the box, but Stefano says he doesn't take orders, "Listen to me, your blackmailing days are over. You have nothing on me any more. I hold the cards now."

Daniel gets off the phone as Melanie walks up. He tells her he was just leaving a message for the JP. Melanie wonders why rush things.

Lucas, Sami and Allie come back down as everyone has moved to the living room. Kate calls Lucas. He updates her on Alice. Kate suggests dinner. No go. This apparently is one of the weeks Lucas has set aside to disown Kate again. He tells her it's not a good idea.

Kate hangs up the phone, "Well, Kate, you don't have time to be sorry for yourself. Focus on the problem at hand."

Stefano sneers, "Your back is against the wall." Madeline wonders why Stefano couldn't have left well enough alone. Stefano reminds her he gave her enough money to fund her education and she tired to destroy him by blackmailing him.

Back in the rumpus room, Kate paces. She goes back to the pile of contents from the safety deposit box, "So, what else did you have in there, Madeline?" She starts going through the stack.

Daniel says he isn't sure what the big rush is himself. Melanie says, "I thought Chloe wanted to get married with a priest in front of God."

God chimes in, "She's certainly done everything else in front of me."

Daniel says Chloe has been under a lot of stress lately. Melanie wonders if Daniel isn't just making excuses for her. Daniel says he's going through with the McWedding because he loves Chloe, "Waitasec. I'll be right back." He leaves. Melanie huffs and heads for Chloe's room. She stops when she looks through the blinds and sees Chloe on the phone.

Madeline suggests going back to the way they were — living in the same town in peaceful coexistence. She tells Stefano she made a mistake, so he has the tape and all she wants is to get her other things back and they will be even.

Stephanie and Sami look through an album and remember Alice. Sami wants to talk about Nathan. Stephanie says he's pretty great, but Sami wonders about her history with Phillip. Stephanie says Nathan is her future until the next boy-toy comes along.

Chloe is on the phone with Nicole. She agrees once they are married Daniel won't want to leave her. Melanie steps in and clears her throat. Chloe clears her mind, which takes about the same amount of time.

Daniel is on the phone again with a justice of the peace. He thanks him for agreeing to conduct the ceremony on such short notice.

Chloe sees Melanie and says, "I was on the phone."

"I figured that out," says Melanie, "The fact you were holding a phone and talking tipped me off. What kind of games are you playing with my dad?"

Nathan comes into the living room. Sami, Lucas and Allie go in to make a sandwich. The excitement on this show just never stops, does it?

Nathan tells Stephanie he held Alice's hand and said he's the happiest he's ever been. He says he thinks she smiled and he smooches Stephanie.

Madeline begs Stefano for her things. Stefano says they can now put this affair behind them.

Kate picks up an envelope. Instead of looking inside, she speculates about what might be in there. Finally, she pulls out the contents...

"OH — MY — GOD!"

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18 Comments:

Anonymous Berg said...

To recap, recently on DOOL we've had a woman take a 300 foot plunge in an elevator and not only survive but also be well enough to get married in her hospital room. At the same time, we've had a guy fall onto a bed and it killed him. Just wanted to see if you're paying attention.
Ha - spit all over the monitor! Too true. How is it Stefano can kill some one by tossing him on the bed? Maybe Stefano can be hired to take care of the Hernandez family for us?

3:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Chloe/Daniel storyline is so awful !!! It reminds me a little of the Sami/Brandon storyline with the Lexie's baby fake results but the BIG BIG BIG difference was that Sami was an entertaining liar not a whiny, dull damsell like Chloe !!
Tell the truth ASAP it is unbearable, anyway Chloe will be pregnant she will think Phil is the dad and everybody when her secret ONS will be revealed will think Phil is the dad whereas actually Daniel is the dad but we will know that in 2 years !!! Yeah !

4:15 AM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

Condescending, judgmental Lucas asks, "What exactly is home for you these days, Sami — Your place or EJ's?" As we all know, home is where the tart is.

DOOL went all out bringing back actors/characters to honor Frances/Alice’s memory, and this is dialogue that is shoved at Bryan. Once again, Lucas gets to be a Safe/Ejami prop. Bryan deserves better and so do his fans. In fact, the Salem redux for most of the actors has been tepid at best. Since Frances Reid was an original cast member, I was expecting LOTS of flashbacks. Instead, we get the usual drivel, so what was the point?

"The church, the annulment, the Pope... It's so bad we may be the subject of Daniel Brown's next novel.”

If Daniel Brown wants to sell books, he would be wise to skip Danloe.

Chloe was heartbroken and alone. So she called Phillip for a quick romp.

Clean up in office three!

Daniel tires to calm her down, "You make me crazy and I love that, but I think rushing in is a panic decision."

Wait a minute here – I seem to remember that it was Daniel that was hot to get married. Hmmm – let me guess. All of a sudden the wedding is a “panic decision” because Chloe is going to find out she’s PG. It’s time to fasten your seat belts for a who’s your daddy storyline. The other choice is to bolt out of your chair and run away screaming.

"I thought Chloe wanted to get married with a priest in front of God."

God chimes in, "She's certainly done everything else in front of me."

God – you might want to consider a zapper. It works really well for me. Just make sure you have lots of batteries because you’re going to need them.

Maybe Stefano can be hired to take care of the Hernandez family for us?

Berg – it was Stefano’s employee that couldn’t manage to garrote Rafe. With so much unemployment, you would think it would be easy for Stefano to hire a better grade of goon to do his dirty work.

DOOL = hard core porn – oh my!!! All I can type is TGIF and TGFP!!!!!!!!!!!

5:46 AM  
Blogger Prevuze said...

Note: Once I get Prevuze II posted, I've included scenes of Lucas, Bill, Laura and Jennifer as well as the usual set of previews.

5:51 AM  
Anonymous Berg said...

Apparently Leslie - if Stefano wants something done right he has to do it himself though why he never destroyed John Black's disc is beyond me because I for one miss ROBOJON!

And please note that Henchmen are given such a bad rap in how they are portrayed in DOOL. They can't do anything right. I for one can make a Garrote. Just sayin'....

Francis Reid must be rolling over in her grave given the calibre of this send off.

6:43 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

I'm sure the actual memorial for Alice will have copious flashbacks, but I'm with everyone else. Since they've gone to the trouble of bringing the original actors back, they could sure dip a little deeper into their film vaults and drag out more of them.

”I think rushing in is a panic decision." But when Daniel insisted on rushing in it was……? I’m with Leslie, what’s up with this (other than more interminable time-wasting)? This storyline is #FF - Frankly Frustrating.

To recap,....

I LOVE those Prevuze recaps.

Daniel says he wants Melanie there for the ceremony.

HA! Please refer to my comment on this topic yesterday. Is this show predictable or what!?

Nathan…says he has "misgivings" about Chloe and Daniel getting married. He says Melanie should talk to her dad about this.

Uh-huh. ‘Cause that worked out SO well when Melanie butted into HIS business and tried to talk to HIM regarding her misgivings about Stephanie.

LOL at the picture of Kayla being nervous and StefaKate getting tingly over the DOOL intro. And, Bulldog, best genetic detective on the Internet! LOL

Go out and have some fun this weekend, Prevuze. You need it to recover from the mind-numbing drivel you slogged through for us this week!

7:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will always believe that Lucas is Sami's real soul mate. Wish he would stay and chase off Rafe and EJ!

7:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonym believe what you want ! The writers can change Sami's soulmate (or any character's soulmate) when they want..depends of their so beautiful writing...lol !!
Austin and Brandon were such strong Sami's soulmates..ah soulmate soulmate...

7:51 AM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

"OH - MY - GOD!" Anyone else out there think Kate's just pulled out Chad's birth certificate revealing Stefano's his father?

And here's another question while we're at it. They've brought back Bill and Marie. We know Addie and the Mickster are dead. So where's Tommy Jr? Any of his family? I know he had a daughter that was on there once (Tammy or something like that). Just for us old fogies who actually remember they did have another son why don't they ever explain why he went upstairs for a pack of Marlboro's and was never seen or spoken about again? At least mention what happened to him.

I just had to laugh at the image of Prevuze sitting in amazement when the congressman died by falling back onto the bed. As were we all. Also Stefano's drooling over the porn tape.

LOL over "At least he didn't suffer," says Maggie, "except for all the years he spent with me." My favorite, tho, was Since it's Lucas' bulb, it's a dim one."

Thank you for getting us to Friday, Prevuze. Everyone out there have a nice one. :D

8:05 AM  
Blogger Klaus said...

A 99% naked woman walks up to a bed with a guy in it, "Hi, I'm Maddie." She jumps into bed with him.
I'm sure it's tastefully done.

Chloe says the dream will haunt her until they are married.
Because marriage is a magical spell that erases all previous problems. It's like she's 7 years old.

Chloe hyperventilates, "OMG, my nightmare is coming true."

Chloe throws a fit.

Oops, she's a 3 year old.

Suddenly Congressman Andrew sits up in bed, "Something isn't right. I sense something. We're being recorded. Tell me where the camera is."
I see, Andrews must be a Jedi.

Daniel says Chloe has been under a lot of stress lately.
Chloe has no job, no children to look after, and essentially no responsibilities, as far as I know. So... what stress is she under.

Stephanie and Sami look through an album and remember Alice.
Oh wow. Sami is actually talking to someone who isn't a DiMera, or Rafe!?

Sami, Lucas and Allie go in to make a sandwich. The excitement on this show just never stops, does it?
I don't know, Prevuze. I had some pretty exciting times making sandwiches.

~So, all times I pushed my brother on the bed when we were kids, I was really playing fast and loose with his life. Scary.

8:35 AM  
Blogger Prevuze said...

"The church, the annulment, the Pope... It's so bad we may be the subject of Daniel Brown's next novel.”

If Daniel Brown wants to sell books, he would be wise to skip Danloe.


OK, so I know it's Dan Brown, but I have my computer set up to type "Daniel" whenever I type "Dan" so I can be lazy when I'm typing the blog. Ah, the miracle of technology.

10:36 AM  
Anonymous Betyar said...

"It's so bad we may be the subject of Dan Brown's next novel." Ha, ha, ha!!! I've read Dan Brown's books about Papal fallacy. The guy's might be off the wall with some of his theories, but he's a pretty good writer. I don't think he'd touch the Danloe s/l with a 20 foot pole...To their credit, the DOOL writers are much better equipped to write this sort of nonsense! And to think of it, we're all buying into their crap! All that "higher education" hasn't done me any good it seems...LOL!!!

Since it's Lucas' bulb, it's a dim one."...and so is the idea that Lucas is Sami's soulmate...

"Nathan pulls out a couple of hot air balloon ride tickets and shows them to Stephanie. Stephanie can't believe he's thinking of her with everything going on with his family." At least he's thinking!!! I know I'd be happier if he put her on the NO RETURN hot air baloon ride! I'm soooooo bad....I think I just felt the little devil on my left shoulder overpower the angel on my right one!...back to the penalty box for me (:

"I thought Chloe wanted to get married with a priest in front of God."...what??? this s/l is getting sillier each day. I thought Chloe wanted to marry Daniel...now she wants to get married with a priest??? Ha, ha! Ok, I must be on a Prevuze trip...Embrace the lunacy!

Happy Friday everyone!

12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Um, not sure about Salem, but in my neck of the woods where Catholic priests are still pretty staunch, they will not perform a marriage outside the church, including a hospital room. Oops, I forgot, regular rules don't apply to DOOL.

I am with the other anon about Sami & Lucas, I am still waiting for a Lumi reuinon!!

LOVE the idea of Chad being Stephano's son, he has the potential to be the evil son Stephano has always dreamed EJ would be.

12:34 PM  
Anonymous Frog said...

I'm hoping now for a Hope/Dick Baker pairing. Would they be called Hick or Dope?

3:32 PM  
Blogger Prevuze said...

I'm hoping now for a Hope/Dick Baker pairing. Would they be called Hick or Dope?

Hoer.

Pronounced just like it looks.

6:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Prevuze, I think you're letting the porn portion of this episode get to you. ~snork snork~

-KOTU

6:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's good to see Lucas again. Especially around Maggie and Jennifer. I don't know if he's Sami's soulmate, but it's a heck of a lot better than Ejami ever could be.

8:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonym it is not Ej's fault if Lumi broke up !!! LOLLLLLLL
And she was attracted by the guy no matter what..i know i know it hurts for the Lucas's lovers but it is the way it is !!

11:34 AM  

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