Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Mr. Sucker, Mrs. Irresponsible And Brat #3

Unbelievably, our satellite equipment came back to life this morning. It all self corrected, kind of like Norm's underwear on Cheers would sometimes self-correct after riding up on him. Anyway, what follows is today's feed, or the show that will air in the US tomorrow.

For starters, here's what happened yesterday (on the show that will air in the US today... Are you confused enough yet?):

Justin returns to Salem (Justin time) to help with Daniel's defense.

Bo and Hope spend tender moments with Ciara as they arrange to dump her at the carnival with a friend.

El Creepo finds Ciara at the carnival and offers her candy.

Dr. Baker contacts Nicole telling her he needs more money.

Sami and Rafe break up forever once again.

EJ shows up in the middle of Sami's post-Rafe blubberfest and asks what's wrong. Will tells him Rafe left, but also tells him to mind his own business.

Daniel meets with Lexie and asks her to treat Chloe with the same drug that poisoned her. A little 'hair of the dog,' so to speak.

Abe sees Daniel with Lexie and makes a citizen's arrest. (After all those years with the SPD, this may be Abe's first arrest. We're checking our records.)

At the cop shop, Justin gets there (Justin time) to get Daniel out of hot water.

Kate fantasizes about Daniel and vows to get him for jilting her. She worries what will happen when Justin digs into the case and turns the spotlight on her.

Prevuze

As far as our self-correcting satellite equipment goes... I guess if people on Salem can come back from the dead, so can it. On with the show...


Stefano finds EJ in the rumpus room. EJ tells him he dumped Johnny at Sami's place and wonders where Nicole is. Stefano tells him Nicole is at the pub.

Nicole is on the phone with our old friend Dr. Baker. She tells him to leave her alone. "Nicole," he chuckles, "I can't. I'm your conscience... no, wait, you don't have a conscience. OK, think of me as your albatross. Did you ever read Moby Dick?"

"No, DICK, I didn't. Go to hell."

"That's funny you should mention hell," says Dick, "Because, I'm actually in paradise."

Rafe walks up and listens as Nicole shouts, "Good, Dr. Baker, stay wherever you are because I have nothing to say to you." The rusty wheels inside Rafe's brain slowly turn.

Justin is on the phone with Adrian. He tells her they have to talk, but loses the phone connection as Hope walks in. Bo calls Hope and tells her he is at the carnival with Ciara, but left her water bottle in the car. He has to go get that and then will be back home as soon as he does.

While her oblivious dad rambles on the phone, Ciara sits alone and Mr. Sucker accosts her and offers her another sucker, actually he uses a pickup line he learned from Daniel, "You want some candy little girl?" He tells her if she were his little girl he'd get her anything she wants.

EJ tries to call Nicole, but she doesn't answer. EJ grumbles and Stefano asks if something happened at Samantha's. EJ don' wanna talk about it. Stefano asks if Rafe was there.

Dick tells Nicole he's living large down in the islands, "I miss you, Nicole, and I miss Benjamin, too... Benjamin Franklin, that is. Nicole tries to get rid of him as Rafe watches.

Bo searches for Ciara. Ciara runs form Mr. Sucker.

Hope sits down at the desk across from Justin, "The interrogation is over and the suspect confessed. Rubber hoses work wonders." She talks to Justin about how independent Ciara is becoming.

Mr. Sucker watches from the bushes as Bo finds Ciara. He spies on them as Bo leaves Ciara with Mrs. Irresponsible.

EJ tells Stefano Rafe is out of the picture, "Samantha and Rafe split."

Stefano is shocked, "I never saw that one coming. What happened?"

"They were incompatible," says EJ, "Bipolar Samantha has 127 personalities and Rafe has none." Stefano thinks EJ is taking this very calmly since he despises them both. EJ assures him he will find the breakup satisfying on some level.

Baker reminds Nicole about the letter he wrote about everything she has done. He says if his attorney sends that letter she loses everything. Rafe continues to watch. Baker tells Nicole he wants $100,000, "Hsta manana, baby."

Nicole hangs up and huffs off. Rafe comes out of hiding and stares that lovable little blank stare of his. Of course, that's redundant, since that's the only expression he has.

Nicole asks Arianna for her order at the pub as Rafe walks in. He fakes bumping into her and thanks her for telling him and Sami about the headstone switchification. Nicole gets nervous and calls for her order. She and Rafe talk about keeping secrets. Arianna brings Nicole's order, she pays and scoots. Arianna asks what that was about. "That's what I'm trying to figure out," says Rafe.

Stefano says Sami and Rafe are history and that's what EJ wanted, so he doesn't understand why EJ isn't happy. EJ takes that as his cue to head for the hills.

Lexie, Theo and Abe share smoochie kissies and Lexie leaves. Bo comes up and Bo tells Theo he'll have a great time at the carnival. Bo says he feels better knowing Abe will keep an eye on Ciara there.

Ciara's crowd leaves and she hangs back. Mrs. Irresponsible comes back and grabs her but Ciara leaves her bag. Mr. Sucker grabs Tommy Bear.

Rafe says he's there to say goodbye. But he's decided he's not leaving Salem right away because he loves Sami and thinks he will have to protect her.

"But if you're not leaving Salem," asks Arianna, "Why are you saying goodbye?"

Rafe gives his patented stare and those rusty wheels up there completely lock up and grind to a halt.


EJ is at Grace's grave rambling, "Things could've been so different... Should have been. I don't know if I could have saved your life, but I could have (say it with him) been there for you. I could have held your hand. It should have been me who was with you and your mother and not that... that... other guy."

Lexie finds him. She extends her condolences and says she heard him rambling about Sami, "Do yo still have feelings for her?"

Nicole rushes in and tells Stefano about Baker's call and his demand for $100,000. She also reminds him Baker doesn't know Grace died, "Just write him a check and we'll be done with it." Stefano refuses to give him anything.

Justin tells Hope Jackson is still living with Adrian and him. They talk about what a pain in the butt kids can be, but Hope says she isn't looking forward to Ciara leaving home next year when she heads for college, "I cherish my time with her because of Zack. Every second we have with our children is a gift."

Bo pops in and Hope wonders if Mrs. Irresponsible is watching too many kids. Bo assures her Ciara is in good hands.

Mrs. Irresponsible brings the pack back as Ciara sits alone on the bench. The group gathers away from Ciara as Mr. Sucker walks up and she tells him Tommy Bear is gone. He asks her to come with him to look. Ciara refuses to go. Mr. Sucker offers to go look by himself. Ciara goes back to her group. Abe shows up as Mr. Sucker picks up Tommy Bear.

A good spurt of WD-40 gets Rafe's rusty wheels turning again. He tells Arianna he overheard Nicole talking to a guy names Dr. Baker. He tells her about persuading Baker to leave town and speculates this is the same guy. Rafe thinks maybe Baker delivered Nicole's baby too, so that's why he's sticking around to make sure she doesn't get hurt.

Hilda's ghost appears, "I want to thank you again for making sure I didn't get hurt, too."

Nicole badgers Stefano to pay Baker. Stefano insists if he pays, then Baker will just come back for more. Stefano slugs down a drink as Nicole reminds him if the truth comes out he'll have another Brady grandchild on his hands. That does it. Stefano agrees to pay, but tells her to remind Baker his credit is at an end, "It's not healthy to blackmail a DiMera."

EJ says he feels nothing for Sami. His son is the only thing that connects them, "Other than that she is out of my life. I will discipline myself to stop thinking about her."

Lexie says, "It sounds like you're trying to convince yourself you hate her."

Rafe wonders if he's reading too much into the Baker thing. Arianna offers to let him crash at her place, "Whatever you need, I'm (say it with her) here for you. I'll fix you huevos rancheros every morning."

"Sami fixed those once," says Rafe, "but the ranchero burned down. I'll think about it, but first I have to find out what's going on with Baker and Nicole." He leaves.

Stefano gives Nicole a check, "This is the last time we will give the parasite anything." Nicole wonders where EJ and Johnny are. Stefano says Johnny is at Sami's and EJ is headed for parts unknown. Nicole worries that EJ is with Sami comforting her over the breakup, "EJ doesn't really hate Sami, does he?"

EJ tells Lexie how much he loves Nicole and Sydney. Lexie wonders if his devotion to Nicole is based on gratitude, not love. She asks if something changed with Sami. EJ tells her about the breakup, "I shouldn't care, but Samantha and I conceived two children together. I don't like to brag, but in that department, I'm two-for-two with her." Lexie knows he can't stop thinking about Sami. She wants him to have peace of mind. "I'm not sure that's possible," says EJ, "My mind is so small I really don't have a piece to spare."

Justin suggests calling it a night. He invites Bo and Hope out and they head for the pub.

Mr. Sucker watches the little party as Lexie shows up. She tells Abe about bumping into EJ. Brat #3 hurts her hand as Mr. Sucker pops out and gives Ciara Tommy Bear.

EJ finds Nicole back at the mansion. She asks if he was with Sami. He says no. Nicole cuts to the chase, "Did you want to be?"

"Well," says EJ, "I have to admit it would be a real accomplishment to go three-for-three."

Rafe wants Arianna's computer to do some research on Baker.

Bo, Hope and Justin walk in and Hope rambles about how worried she is about Ciara. Then she vows to stop obsessing, "I'll become an unhovering mother. Is unhovering even a word?"

"The writers on this show never let the English language get in their way," says Bo.

The unhovering mother suddenly gets her hovering groove on, does a 180° and calls.

Ciara goes over to Mr. Sucker as Mrs. Irresponsible works on Brat #3. Mr. Sucker tells Ciara her dad called and she's supposed to go with him, "I didn't want to have to tell you this, but your mommy had an accident and she's in the hospital and wants to see you." They go off together, leaving her water bottle. A bright neon sign flashes above it, "CLUE... CLUE... CLUE." That's what it takes for Bo to get a clue.

EJ says he considered going to be with Sami but didn't. He says Sami is Johnny's mother and for that reason, he can't push her out of his mind. He says the love he has for Nicole is deeper than anything he's ever experienced and he's committed to her. He moves in and kisses her.

Stefano is on the phone cooking up one of his dastardly deeds, "It's me... There is someone I need you to take care of."

Rafe phones a friend form the FBI and calls in a favor, "I need access to those classified websites." He hangs up and gets into the classified website called Google. Then he gives Arianna back her computer and rushes out past Bo, Hope and Justin.

The three of them chuckle and talk about family. Arianna serves. Hope makes another call. No answer. Justin suggests they enjoy the moment. They toast old times as Bo gets a chilling vision of running through the woods and finding Tommy Bear.

Prevuze

Mr. Sucker rushes Ciara through the woods. They run faster and Ciara drops Tommy Bear.

A bright neon sign flashes above the toy, "CLUE... CLUE... CLUE."

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17 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I shouldn't care, but Samantha and I conceived two children together."

The jackass seems to have forgotten that he RAPED her to conceive Johnny. That's grounds for prison, not romance.

3:46 AM  
Anonymous Jessi said...

"I shouldn't care, but Samantha and I conceived two children together. I don't like to brag, but in that department, I'm two-for-two with her."

Well," says EJ, "I have to admit it would be a real accomplishment to go three-for-three."


wow ej, its like everytime you have sex with a women she ends up pregnant, sami twice and nicole once. pretty much the only times you did it.


They go off together, leaving her water bottle. A bright neon sign flashes above it, "CLUE... CLUE... CLUE." That's what it takes for Bo to get a clue.

A bright neon sign flashes above the toy, "CLUE... CLUE... CLUE."

wow so true. thats the only way bo will ever get a clue on this show. plus hes on the SPD they dont pick up on clues, and when they do they destroy them. lolz

OK, think of me as your albatross. Did you ever read Moby Dick?"

"No, DICK, I didn't. Go to hell."

"That's funny you should mention hell," says Dick, "Because, I'm actually in paradise."


i thought for sure that after baker said, "That's funny you should mention hell," cause i thought he would say that shes in it, or if he dies then she will be in hell for the babyswitch.

4:20 AM  
Anonymous Berg said...

Tsk, tsk, tsk the crazies are back

Well," says EJ, "I have to admit it would be a real accomplishment to go three-for-three." Um this is a fake show about fake people with fake storylines...Stan, death row, rubber baby bumpers, whoda baby's daddy?

thank goodness there were no elevators nearby.

The Ciara story seems pretty forced, and seriously why is Hope already getting all upset BEFORE her child is taken. I know, I know a "mother's sense" but come on, we are talking about Hope here.

Ah Stefano. You know much about Dr. Baker already. Are you planning on killing the guy? I hope not, because I need this ridculous babystoryline to end sooner rather than later.

3 cheers for the Chloe and the neverending storyline.

You know, I thought I smelled rubber burning. Rafe/Lunk has to be the dumbest stump on the show. Yes, even dumber than EJ for believing the rubber baby bumpr, and definiately dumber than Luclueless. Sami sure knows how to pick 'em

Can't believe Prevuze is back online! Happy hump day!

My verification word is cotasta which is a condition known to affect certain fans of DOOL and has them believing the stories are "real". As in gosh that fan has a cotasta case of the brain if they believe the storyies are real and actually hate a character/actor for his or her fake deeds.

4:36 AM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

Rafe walks up and listens as Nicole shouts, "Good, Dr. Baker, stay wherever you are because I have nothing to say to you." The rusty wheels inside Rafe's brain slowly turn.

What do you know? Rafe might actually serve a purpose. It would appear that he will be the one to expose Nicole or it could just be another red herring. Hmmm…in Rafe’s case, let’s make that a dead fish.

Bo searches for Ciara. Ciara runs from Mr. Sucker.

Ciara’s parents are cops so it would seem reasonable that they would have both warned her to stay away from strangers. Additionally, most kids her age would have been blabbing away about a stranger talking to them.

"They were incompatible," says EJ, "Bipolar Samantha has 127 personalities and Rafe has none."

Very excellent Prevuze!!!

Rafe comes out of hiding and stares that lovable little blank stare of his. Of course, that's redundant, since that's the only expression he has.

Prevuze, don’t forget the crooked smile that occasionally accompanies that lovable little blank stare.

Mr. Sucker grabs Tommy Bear.

OMG - a bearnapping!!!! I wonder if this will be followed by a bear switch.

EJ is at Grace's grave rambling, "Things could've been so different...

You coulda been a contender.”

Stefano is on the phone cooking up one of his dastardly deeds, "It's me... There is someone I need you to take care of."

Who’s it gonna be – Dr. Baker or Rafe? Oh please let it be Rafe. Dr. Baker is a snarky good time. Watching him skewer Nicole is a hoot. Why do the entertaining characters like Hilda, Dr. Baker, and Bart have such a short shelf life on Daze? This soap takes itself way too seriously.

"I need access to those classified websites." He hangs up and gets into the classified website called Google.

That’s the classified site I use all the time.

Yippee a satillite feed!! Maybe Sputnik's still up there bouncing the signal to Prevuze. You betcha Bulldog! With a silver spoon in your mouth, sleeping comes much easier!! Oh my Prevuze – Kate, Victor, and Botox!!! HAHAHA!! Have a happy h@@p day everyone!!!

5:51 AM  
Anonymous embee said...

I'm so happy everything is running smoothly at the Prevuze compound once again. I guess my prayers to St. Norris, Patron Saint of Satellite Feeds had an impact.

How come Stefano has no problem killing the Mayor, probably killing Dr. B, yet he allows Rafe to live? I don't get it.

6:36 AM  
Blogger Prevuze said...

I'm so happy everything is running smoothly at the Prevuze compound once again. I guess my prayers to St. Norris, Patron Saint of Satellite Feeds had an impact.

That must have been it because I have NO CLUE how this thing could have fixed itself, and I don't see any blinking sign saying "CLUE... CLUE... CLUE."

7:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let me blunt here.

Sami raped Austin, Sami raped Austin, Sami raped Austin. Maybe you didn't know that. OMG EJ raped Sami they discussed, it she told him she did the same to Austin and they moved on. Austin forgave Sami but that's okay. You don't have a problem supporting Sami now but you guys are so hell bent on EJ. Oh let me guess woman don't rape men only vice versa. It's a show when that happens but when EJ did that because his father told him do whatever it takes EJ is no long EJ but now the actor and the fans are rape lovers. I have seen the banners some of you guys make absolutely no sense at all. Some of you guys think your s*** don't stink. Lusting after someone other than your spouse is a sin, lying and spreading gossip is a sin, being hateful, the list goes on and on. However you are the saints of the show. Hey Lucas wished that Chloe didn't make it because she cheated on him. I guess you are rutting for death because she deserves it.

You know what I would love is for all the Lumi/Safe fans to explain how they can forgive Sami for all the crap that character has done and let me tell you the list isn't pretty and how they can't find empathy for EJ. The character of Sami has been on the show for 16 years what did you guys just forget. Oh that's right it's a show.

All I have to say is just because one person does something doesn't mean the other is acceptable but when the couple acknowledges what happened and forgives one another freaking more on.

I know many of you guys are very smart individuals but your head fan base leader is not someone I would want to be like. She is full of hate and corrupting your minds. Please tell me that you guys are not like this in real life because if you can't find forgiveness or some type of understanding then I suggest you guys stop watching the show. You know what I mean too.

At this rate the show is going down the toilet and all we have to show for it is hate and no Days in the end. My think is if you hate EJ than you should hate Sami too. A sin is a sin and if you can't forgive EJ then why forgive Sami?

7:57 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

To the last Anonymous commentor: Whew! Take a breath, let it out slowly. Take several breaths. OK, now?

I'm not sure what "fan base leader" you are speaking of. The "banner" on Prevuze is "Embrace the Lunacy" and 99.9% of Prevuze readers recognize DAZE as just that - a silly show that provides us with a daily target to laugh at and with. And let me reiterate - everyone is a target.

I don't need no stinkin' leader to corrupt my brain, thank you very much. My brain is nice and corrupt all on its own. LOLOL

That editorial comment aside, on with the show.....

The rusty wheels inside Rafe's brain slowly turn.

Sloooowly he turns. Foot by foot. Inch by inch. Until……NOPE! He didn’t get it.

(BTW - Is that a riff on an old Three Stoogies’ gag? Abbot & Costello? A Hope & Crosby’s Road picture? I can’t quite place it.)

Nicole tries to get rid of him as Rafe watches.

Honey, it’s called just hang up the phone. There. Wasn’t that easy?

I don't know a lot about autism, but it seems to me a noisy, bright, crowded carnival isn't a place an autistic child would find fun.

Loved all the pictures and the prevuisms like:

(After all those years with the SPD, this may be Abe's first arrest. We're checking our records.)

Justin time. And that groaner will appear how many times?? HA

Thanks, Prevuze. This corrupted mind loved the short recap for today and the snark of two episodes!

8:18 AM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

Why did Abe citizens-arrest Daniel? (Did he rush up like Gomer Pyle on Mayberry yelling "Citizen's arrest! Citizen's arrest!"?)

Additionally, most kids her age would have been blabbing away about a stranger talking to them. Leslie - in most cases there would be a parent or someone paying attention. Let's not forget we are talking about Ho and Dope here. Oh the drama of a bearnapping!! HAHAHAHA

I'm so glad I saw the Kate/botox pic when I was home. Otherwise my coworkers would've heard my futile attempts to stifle my laughing.

Rafe gives his patented stare and those rusty wheels up there completely lock up and grind to a halt. Poor Rafe. Hey, at least he's DOING something to resolve this storyline even if it is at a snail's pace.

Justin loses the phone connection as Hope walks in He needs to get on a better family plan. Or else the pub is a big dead zone.

Loved the classified Google site and Bo protecting Tommy Bear. Happy-Prevuze-is-back-to-normal-day!

8:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To Applechecks...LOL I'm not taking about Prevuze or you or anyone with common sense. I'm talking about the people that continue to say the word rape every time they leave a comment on any board just like the first comment pertaining to EJami. Prevuze is a great read and they pick on everyone. I love this blog!!

I just expressed myself because everyone here is trying to have fun and then you have this fan that probably goes to the same boards I look at and you see this same comment. I rarely say anything but some people want to have fun and be entertained but some fans can't let go and more on.

Trust me I'm always having fun with this show and always laughing but when you are an EJami fan and other fan bases to this day still call you Rapemis or Rape Lover you're just like hush! Those people know who they are so please take no offense to my comments. It wasn't directed to you, Prevuze writers, or again anyone with common sense.

Have a great day!

8:46 AM  
Anonymous WingNut '75 said...

Sloooowly he turns. Foot by foot. Inch by inch. Until……NOPE! He didn’t get it.

(BTW - Is that a riff on an old Three Stoogies’ gag? Abbot & Costello? A Hope & Crosby’s Road picture? I can’t quite place it.)


Three Stooges, I believe.

Now, as to Anonymous's comments - before I address them, let me assure you that I'm not a Lumi, EJami, or Rami fan. In fact, I think that Sami is an immature little b**** and she should be locked up in a nut house or something until she learns to control her impulses, looses about 126 of her 127 bi-polar personalities, and grows up a little bit. And she certainly should not be a parent - Lord knows how messed up her kids will be (though luckily Will got to spend some of his formative years with Aunt Carrie and Uncle Austin so maybe he's got a chance...NOT).

That said, I'm with the first Anonymous in that I'm tired of the DOOL writing team's attempts at rewriting history. And EJ's rape of Sami is only 1 example of such. But to constantly have that rape romantasized is getting a little bit sickening - as are the attempts of EJami fans to justify it based on some (totally unrealistic) conversation that EJ and Sami had.

10:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All the pix were hysterical today. Especially loved Chloe's cadaver and Kate's melting face. She's just like the Wicked Witch from the Wizard of Oz....oooh, I'm melting, I'm melting...
Thank God the Prevuze satellite rose from the dead. Must be because it's used exclusively on a show where no ever stays dead for very long.

10:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To Wingnut...let's agree to disagree. I don't see how rape is romance either. Just like I found it hard to believe Sami had justification to what she did to Austin. People loved Jack even after he raped a woman and blah blah blah. I personally wish they never wrote stories like that but what can you do? The damage is done.

Right now Lumi is dead in the woods because they act like brother and sister and Rafe just gets on my nerves LOL. It's best you are not a particular fan of those three. EJ could be cane whip, thrown in the woods, repent,told he was sorry for all his wrong doings become a different man lose his memory, and run over by a car, go to jail for months and he will never be redeemed. For some he will always be not a gosh I love to hate you kind of character, you do a great job as a actor but I just hate you period because I can't separate reality and fiction.

The day the writers on Days cares about consistency and telling a good story is the day it becomes number one.

We might not agree but as least you put more thought into your comment than saying just saying the word rape and for that I thank you.

11:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Question: Is the recently returned Justin the same actor that played Justin with Adrian wo many years ago? I don't really watch this drivel... I only like reading about it on Prevuze! But if old Justin is back, I might watch. He's a hottie.

11:50 AM  
Blogger Cinder Ella said...

Yeppers; it's him. What do you have to do to meet the head fan base leader?

12:12 PM  
Anonymous Scolly said...

Re: in Prevuze II Bo promising Hope he'll get Ciara back. Isn't he the same dope who promised nothing would happen to her? That would give me so much confidence. HAHAHAHA

And wasn't the "slowly we turn inch by inch" a Hope/Crosby thing? Then they'd each turn and punch someone? I could be wrong.

1:51 PM  
Blogger Prevuze said...

And wasn't the "slowly we turn inch by inch" a Hope/Crosby thing? Then they'd each turn and punch someone? I could be wrong.

Zillions of entertainers have done it, including the Three Stooges. Don't know about Hope & Crosby, but here's the one most people remember: Lou Costello

Prevuze - Best obscure entertainment skit blog on the Internet®

2:30 PM  

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