Monday, May 26, 2008

My Favorite Kind Of Mistake

Everything is blurred. We feel disoriented... dizziness... Now that we've confirmed we're watching DOOL, we hear Marlena say, "John... Can you hear me? Open your eyes."

"Where am I," asks John.

"You're on the Days Of Our Lives set," says Marlena.

"Drug me again," says John.


John looks down and sees that he's handcuffed. His disorientation begins to fade and John ain't happy. Sami walks into the room and soaks it all in. Marlena fills her in on the situation. John has a meltdown. EJ walks into the nuclear event and asks, "Somebody need a lawyer? Or should I call Mickey? "

Daniel comes into the pub to see Bo, "You didn't say why you wanted to see me. This is about Chelsea, isn't it?"

Bo says, "No. If I want medical advice about her, I'll call her pediatrician."

Ava arrives at the cop shop to sign papers about the release of her father's body. Chelsea walks up to her, "What the hell are you doing here?"

Ava asks, "What's your problem?"

Chelsea yells, "My problem is you, bitch! Until you showed up I had the record for the smallest boobs in town.".

Chloe knocks at Phillip's door. She apologizes for giving him a hard time earlier and says she was jealous when he was with Morgan, but knows their arrangement was just FWB, "I'm impressed with the bionic man you've become... but I came to say goodbye, Phillip. I'm leaving Salem."

Chloe says she has no plans to come back. Phillip tries to subdue his joy, but suddenly remembers the "benefits" part of their arrangement. He stops her from going and dives in.

Ava snorts, "Who the hell are you and what is your problem?"

Chelsea introduces herself as Bo and Hope's daughter. "Oh, I see," says Ava, "The problem isn't yours, it's theirs."

Chelsea lectures Ava for her long list of sins... kidnapping, murder, romping around with Patch, wackophrenia, aiding and abetting in the perpetration of second-rate drama... St. Ava softens. She agrees what she did is inexcusable but isn't going there. Chelsea tells her to stay the hell away from her family.

Bo says, "I want to make the pub eco-friendly and I understand you've done the same thing with the hospital."

"That's right," says Daniel, "You can't hear a single echo in the place." Maggie and Nick stand there like two bumps on a log. Bo points out Maggie has already done the same thing with Chez Rouge. Nick wants to hear Daniel's ideas.

John has a meltdown. EJ goes into lawyer mode. John tells him everything Roman did to provoke him. Sami sticks up for John. John tugs at his handcuffs and looks up at EJ, "Get me out of these. Double the billing."

"If you hit a police officer," says EJ, "My options are limited. Thank God you hit Roman instead." Roman hauls John off. Sami begs EJ to help him. EJ agrees.

Later, Lucas comes in and asks where everyone went. "Don't ask," says Sami. Lucas has been spending time with Allie. He asks about the shouting he heard. Sami fills him in. Lucas is shocked, "John Black involved with drugs? What else is new? I think the new John is capable of anything." Sami thinks the new John is more tolerant and non-judgmental.

Speaking of being non-judgmental, Sami asks for Lucas' forgiveness. EJ stands outside as Sami swears she isn't in love with EJ.

Ava stops Chelsea and says she admires what she did for Bo. Abe comes up with the papers to claim Martino's body, "Take these to the pub and they will give you anything that hasn't already been ground up."

"What do I do then," says Ava, "get a shovel and bury the SOB myself?"

"No," says Abe, "If you can provide a water heater, Max and Nick will take care of things for you." Ava leaves.

Chelsea tells Abe she's looking for Bo. "You can find Bo at the pub," says Abe, "You'll never find him here at the station in the middle of a busy workday."

As Chelsea leaves, Roman drags John in kicking and screaming.

Phillip and Chloe kiss. "This isn't right," says Chloe.

"It feels right to me," says Phillip. A knock interrupts. Henderson gets and eyeful, and says he has a delivery for Chloe. Phillip takes it and hands Chloe the envelope.

Chloe tears into it, "My divorce papers. I'm a free woman. Licensed to cavort."

EJ listens. Sami says, "I have feelings for EJ, but I'm not in love with him."

EJ stomps into the room, "Well, that's good to know isn't it? Sorry to interrupt but I have to go tend to my uncle." He goes over to John's desk and picks up his briefcase. Sami walks over and they have a little slappy-fit as Sami digs into the briefcase and pulls out the heretofore non-existent annulment papers. Sami is anxious to sign.

"My part's already signed," snorts EJ, "Have a nice life." EJ huffs out as Sami signs. Lucas stares.

Daniel says, "My experience is limited to converting hospitals, and underage girls.

Maggie says, "Once you have made the commitment it's pretty easy." Bo has checked with the Salem Green Committee and they have approved everything. Nick says he mainly deals with eco-friendly fuels, and he knows Daniel owns a hydrogen car. Daniel senses a problem with Nick.

"No problem," says Nick, "Why don't you ask Chelsea about it."

That's Chelsea's cue. She walks into the pub, "Ask me what?"

"We're trying to make Salem an environmentally desirable place," says Bo, "Could you leave town?"

Chloe says she thought Brady might have changed his mind. Phillip thinks Brady is a fool. He insists she will get through it. "Why would you want to be with someone who doesn't love you? Don't you deserve better?"

"I don't know."

Phillip says, "Just because love hasn't worked out for either of us doesn't mean it won't."

"I don't want to talk any more," says Chloe. The audience cheers. Phillip doesn't want to talk either. He drags her to the couch. Things get hot and heavy. Chloe removes his shirt, his dog tags, his leg. Let the games begin...

Maggie goes for tea, but stays within earshot in case anything juicy develops. Clueless Bo asks if something is going on. Before anyone can answer, Bo gets a call from Hope and leaves.

Nick also decides to go. He wishes them luck. Daniel starts to go but Chelsea stops him.

Marlena tells Abe, "John is suffering and can't be confined." John says instincts take over whenever anything triggers a memory from the lab. He insists he protected himself the way he was programmed to. Abe asks him about the drugs. John says he doesn't know anything about that. EJ walks in with a list of civil liberty infractions they have committed against his new client. Ava stands outside and listens

Lucas walks around with Allie. Sami holds Johnny. The kids struggle but can't get away. Lucas puts Allie down and comments on how big she has become. He's amazed she can walk. Allie breaks into a trot and heads for the door. Lucas thinks she looks like her mommy. "She has your eyes," says Sami.

"I wondered why it was so dark in here," says Lucas. He rants about having to share the kids with EJ. Sami thinks things will be different now that Lucas is back and she signed the annulment papers. Lucas reminds her there is a fly in the ointment – EJ will always be Johnny's father, "At least until they rewrite history."

Sami doesn't want to spoil the moment, "You do want us to start over, don't you?"

Lucas huffs. Sami tries again, "I want us to spend all the Days Of Our Lives together. You have to forgive me and move on. She hands him her Get Out Of Infidelity Free Card.

A woman walks up with her little girl and interrupts Daniel and Chelsea. Daniel doesn't recognize her, but she reminds him he operated on her little girl Monica and saved her life. Dan stoops down and asks how little Monica is doing. Monica gives him a hug. "Seeing you has made my day," says Daniel.

The woman says, "Dr. Daniel is an angel. An honest to God angel. Monica and her mommy walk off.

Daniel turns to Chelsea, "That Monica is smokin' hot, isn't she?"

Bill Clinton walks up and puts his hand on Daniel's shoulder, "Try to control yourself. Girls named Monica are simply hard to resist."


"You really are a rock star," says Chelsea.

Ava listens as EJ asks for them to release John. No go. Marlena asks to talk to Roman in private. Abe takes John to book him. EJ follows. Ava soaks it in.

Marlena begs Roman not to lock up John. Roman is concerned about John's delicate mental condition, but he knows what John is capable of. He says he isn't enjoying this but this isn't the old John they are dealing with. New John could be guilty.

Ava tells EJ she likes the way he handled himself. He recognizes her from the newspaper pictures. She asks him to take her case.

Sami asks again if Lucas wants a future with her. He doesn't think he can get past this. Sami is sorry. "Sorry doesn't cut it," says Lucas, "Maybe I just need time to get over this." Sami understands and will give him whatever he needs. When he was in jail the only hope Lucas had was that they would get back together. Sami says there is nothing good without Lucas. She signed the annulment and there is nothing standing in her way. She wants to prove he is the love of her life. She moves in on him. Lucas seems receptive.

EJ turns Ava down. She asks him to think about it.

Marlena changes her tactics. She wants Roman to have some empathy for her. If new John is traumatized she isn't sure what will happen to old John. Heartless Roman says he's sorry as they bring John back in. Abe says he booked John. We have a mass-staredown.

Ava tells EJ he'll have his hands full, but she knows he's capable and can handle both cases. She also says she will pay him double what John is paying.

"John already offered to double my fees," says EJ, "I didn't realize being an attorney was such a piece of cake."

Outside the pub, Chelsea says she thinks Daniel thinks she likes him because he is a hotshot doctor. She denies that as Daniel's phone rings. Daniel answers, "Yeah, hi. It's not really a good time for me."

Chloe dresses, "This was a mistake."

"It's my favorite kind of mistake," says Phillip. He has her come over. He asks why she is still so unhappy.

"It might be a rebound thing for me," says Chloe, "and that's not fair to you."

"I can take care of myself," says Phillip. He goes for another rebound.

Daniel is still on the phone, "I'll meet you. I'll be there. This stays between us." He hangs up and asks Chelsea to tell everyone he said goodbye.

"Whatever."

EJ gets off the phone and agrees to be Ava's lawyer. He gives her his card. She thanks him and leaves. EJ sits, buries his face in his hands and remembers Sami signing the annulment papers.

Lucas breaks it off and walks away.

Roman calls for a guard to escort a prisoner to lockup. John huffs, "I can't do this. Blondie help me. I can't do this."


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18 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have been waiting anxiously for today's post. Thanks so much!

I have to ask though - the Phloe love scenes - how long are they? Is there much action going on or do they just fade to black? Like is it comparable to the Ejami stuff from last week?

5:20 AM  
Blogger Prevuze said...

I have to ask though - the Phloe love scenes - how long are they? Is there much action going on or do they just fade to black? Like is it comparable to the Ejami stuff from last week?

On the grand scale of things, I'd say it was closer to the Ejami lustfest than the Jarlena Greenland quickie.

5:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm good with it being more akin to the Ejami lustfest.

And in case you don't hear it enough, thanks for doing this. Not only do you make me laugh every day, but I think we all appreciate the work you do to get us the spoilers a day ahead.

5:59 AM  
OpenID tripp3235 said...

Wow, the Daniel propping is really OTT today isn't it? How is he gonna make the pub green? By having them sell green beer?

Can I try a prevuzism?

"You really are a rock star," says Chelsea.

Yes, like in Jerry Lee Lewis.

6:00 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

I'm with tripp3235, how the heck do you make a pub green and why do you need to call Dr. Dan for suggestions if you've already talked to the local Greenie organization? TLT

Loved the pictures of the group meetings and of Lucas's bodyguard thwarting a practical joke.

Many, many great Prevuisms today. A few of my favorites (i.e., would have caused a spit-take if I were dumb enough to be drinking while reading):

"What do I do then," says Ava, "get a shovel and bury the SOB myself?" "No," says Abe, "If you can provide a water heater, Max and Nick will take care of things for you."

Definitely would have been a spit-take.

This is about Chelsea, isn't it?" Bo says, "No. If I want medical advice about her, I'll call her pediatrician."

Oooooo, wicked!

Bo says, "I want to make the pub eco-friendly and I understand you've done the same thing with the hospital." "That's right," says Daniel, "You can't hear a single echo in the place."

Which pretty much sums up my feelings about Dr. Dan's ability to provide green-advice. LOLOL

Great effort again today. Thank you, Prevuze. It was MEMORIAL!

6:58 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

P.S. Tripp, your Prevuism ranked right up there with the other good ones today. ROFL

6:59 AM  
OpenID tripp3235 said...

Thanks Applecheeks. I worked hard on that. LOL.

And they even have Nick talking about how "green" Daniel is and back to his hydrogen car.

And I still can't believe they wrote in for a throwaway extra to come up and call Daniel an angel. Sometimes on shows, propping is necessary to make an other character see the character in a "new light" (or wind up getting annoyed of the attention the character gets). Why was this necessary, Chelsea is already about to erect a statue in Daniel's honor which I guess now will have to be painted green.

And no doubt it will randomly all down, crushing Nick more.

7:24 AM  
Anonymous Klaus said...

"You really are a rock star," says Chelsea.

Yes, like in Jerry Lee Lewis.


Haha, nice. It took me a second.

As much as I like Chelsea, she's in no position to be lecturing anyone about their crimes. Everything she did, she did while sane.

It would seem most characters of immoral alignments tend to like the new John. Marlena should just learn to embrace it.

"If you can provide a water heater, Max and Nick will take care of things for you."
Lol, so true. I was thinking it was going to disappear so Martino can return later. He can use that "it didn't stick" line.

EJ huffs out
Drama queen.

Daniel senses a problem with Nick.
Senses?? You think he would have known beforehand that there going to be a problem. He stole Nicks 'Hot Girlfriend', nerds don't get a lot of those.

He insists he protected himself the way he was programmed to.
Wouldn't this mean he's still a danger to society everyone thought he was!?

Oh really now, will someone just give Daniel the Nobel Prize for Awesomeness and have him go.
"Dr. Daniel is an angel. An honest to God angel. Ugh...

"You really are a rock star," says Chelsea.
As opposed to that bum Nick who does good deeds when he has no obligation to do them.

EJ sits, buries his face in his hands and remembers Sami signing the annulment papers.

Lucas breaks it off and walks away.

Roman calls for a guard to escort a prisoner to lockup. John huffs, "I can't do this. Blondie help me. I can't do this."

It makes me chortle, the amount of suffering just in these lines.

7:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hopefully Lumi will STAY over.

7:33 AM  
Anonymous Klaus said...

Sometimes on shows, propping is necessary to make an other character see the character in a "new light"
Yeah, like in Family Guy. Kenneth the bad ass mail clerk, who gives his paychecks to sick orphans.

And of course, our very own St. Ava.

7:39 AM  
Blogger Michelle said...

Love that picture of Phillip...I was probably one of the loudest in the cheering section.

I could really care less if the pub goes green or not...does anyone really want to hear about that? It's a soap, not the Oprah Winfrey show.

Thanks for all the laughs this morning! Prevuze really is a great start to the day!

7:51 AM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

Unfortunately I wasn't smart enough not to be eating while reading this today. I almost choked when I got to the water heater disposal suggestion. HAHAHA

Also loved the group photos and "Monica and her mommy walk off.

Daniel turns to Chelsea, "That Monica is smokin' hot, isn't she?"


Now that Sami's signed the papers can't you see the double angst, longing looks and jealousy beneath the surface whenever EJ is with Nicole, Ava, Chloe or anyone for that matter?

And I think Daze has done this going green bit to death already. We get it. Give it a rest!

But there's no rest for Prevuze, posting on a holiday just to brighten our day. Thanks! :D

8:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happy Memorial Day, Prevuze! No rest for the wicked, eh? Thanks again...

9:02 AM  
Blogger Prevuze said...

Now that Sami's signed the papers can't you see the double angst, longing looks and jealousy beneath the surface whenever EJ is with Nicole, Ava, Chloe or anyone for that matter?

Not to mention all the angst we'll get when Sami finds out she's pregnant with another EJ spawn, since Sami has never even heard of birth control.

9:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Marlena is getting on my nerves more and more. However, this show is so all over the place anymore, I only read Prevuze. It's much more entertaining!!

So when are Lucas and Ava going to have a love affair only to realize they are brother and sister?

9:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So when are Lucas and Ava going to have a love affair only to realize they are brother and sister?
They're not. TB is done soon, so it'll be buh-bye Ava.

10:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm officially tired of Stephanie. Every little thing throws her into a pity party where she just needs a hug. She heard Chloe say there was a shoot out at the dock and in the three foot run from the door to Max, she exclaimed, " I was so worried about you." For what, three seconds?!" I agree with Nicole when she passed them hugging. BARF.
Lucas Horton...king of putting words into someones mouth. I've had it with the roller coaster of feelings. He emailed Sami saying I'm done with you..move on. Then he says that was just cause he didn't want her to see him that way. He didn't really mean for her to find someone else cause he dreamed everyday of kissing her. I can certainly see where move on and find someone else means I really want to kiss you and not see me this way. Sure.
The lame thing he said about Sami really wanting it when EJ raped her was it. That was the last straw for me. Sami and EJ both have apartments. Lucas is incarcerated at Casa De Dimera. Sami and EJ should move back to the apartments and let him live with marlena and john....and the crazy mad scientist that is better with his daughter than he is.

3:38 PM  
Anonymous moposh said...

Good grief. Is there nothing Dr. J can do? It's a little much.

Since EJami consumated their marriage, how can it be annulled? Don't they have to get a divorce?

EJ should have set up shop for himself. I think he's bringing in more cases than Mickey.

12:59 PM  

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