Friday, July 27, 2007

What Is Going On And How Kinky Is It?

Chelsea contemplates her coffee and flashes back to her near-kiss with Jett. Chelsea moves toward him. Jett reels backwards and runs out of the room and has his body fumigated. She then flashes back to their conversation abut the incident. Jett says he would be OK with kissing her, but thinks they should use protection. He just isn't sure of how to protect against cooties.

Then we flash to her getting out of the hot tub and slipping into his arms. We have more flashbacks to moments with Nick. She tells him they are done.

Jett and Danielle come into the pub as Chelsea leaves for the back room.

We pan through a hotel room with clothes strewn all over the floor. Nick wakes up. It's the morning after. We just don't know after what. "Where the hell am I," asks Nick. He gets up and looks around. He figures out he's in Las Vegas. He remembers the money, pulls it out of his belt and says, "I won 50 grand!" Max knocks and falls into the room. His face looks like it has been on the wrong end of a Shawn drive-thru.

Bo and Lexie show up on the seedy side of town to meet Andre. Lexie prays they can get Andre to stop Stefano before Sami gets hurt. She's nervous, but feels like she has to help, "After all, I'm family." Bo reassures her. Bo and the cops go to hide while Lexie twists in the wind as bait for Andre, "OK you SOB, come and get me."

Lucas tells Roman they have to do something now. Roman says he's working on it. A cop hands him a radio and says they raised the pilot of Stefano's plane.

Dr. Rolf preps Sami. Stefano watches and tells him his life is in Rolf's hands. Rolf says he knows what he is doing. The pilot interrupts and says there is a call. Stefano takes the call from Roman on the intercom. Roman tells him they know what he is up to. If he hurts Sami he won't live to see tomorrow.

Jett tells Danielle there are too many people involved. He assures her no one will find out. Danielle can't believe she was dumb enough to let Chelsea overhear her phone conversation and find out about Mark. She wonders what will happen if Chelsea sees them together. Jett assures her she won't, "She's off licking her wounds." He doesn't know if he will still use her. Danielle leaves to take a call. Chelsea walks in and bumps into Jett.

Lexie paces. Andre approaches and says he got Stefano's message. He wonders why Stefano didn't just call. Lexie says this is just the way Stefano wanted to do it. Andre senses she is nervous. He thinks she is setting him up. She denies it. He doesn't believe her.

Stefano says he is on the way to see a specialist and doesn't know what Roman is talking about. Roman says he knows he is there to take Sami's stem cells. Stefano says he was about to sit down and watch DOOL. That way Dr. Rolf won't have to use an anesthetic.

Lucas mouth goes into gear. He chimes in and threatens Stefano. Roman speaks for all of us when he tells Lucas to shut up.

Stefano says he has to go. EJ breaks in, "Father wait, don't go."

Stefano asks, "Elvis, why am I not surprised?"

EJ says, "If you care anything for me at all, do not harm Samantha or those babies."

Stefano yells, "Why should I care for a son who stands with my enemies?"

Nick helps Max clean up. Max tells him two guys beat the crap out of him. He says this has something to do with Jeremy. He tells him about the knockoff clothes scheme. Max thinks the guys who beat him up work for Rawlings. Nick thinks that name is familiar. Max brings up Ilsa. Nick thinks Ilsa must be Russian mafia, and this whole thing has something to do with drugs.

Chelsea apologizes for flipping out in Vegas. She took things out on Jett when she really had a problem with Nick. Chelsea says she and Nick were already over long before the hot tub incident, "The kiss wasn't a big deal but the truth is..."

Jett interrupts, "I can't do this right now."

Bo and the other cops bust out of their hiding places. Bo screams, "Not another step! You're being arrested!"

"What for," asks Andre.

Bo says, "You're going away for good, Andre."

"I'm not Andre, I'm Tony DiMera!"

Tony, the other Tony, that is, walks into the radio conversation with Stefano. EJ insists he would never betray Stefano. He is going to protect his children like Stefano protected him. Stefano says he is not ready to die. EJ asks why Stefano would want to harm his own grandchildren. "If these twins are like their father," says Stefano, "they can't be true DiMeras."

EJ says if Stefano harms the children he won't live to see the end of the week.

Tony/Andre protests as they try to haul him off. He says he didn't know what Stefano was up to since he was on an island for twenty years. He swears he is Tony, "What can I do to convince you?"

Bo says the invitation was sent to Andre. Tony/Andre says Andre forwarded the message to Tony because he knew Tony wouldn't question it since he hadn't seen Lexie for so long. "Nice try, Andre," snarls Bo."

"Don't you see what he is doing," says Tony/Andre, "He's waiting for me to be hauled off to jail, and then he'll be free to attack your family."

EJ says all Stefano cares about is himself. Stefano says he had such hope for EJ after Tony failed him. Now he knows they are both failures, "You turned on your own father because of a woman. A Brady."

Lucas chimes in again, "That's my wife you're talking about!"

"Not for much longer," says Stefano, "Elvis wants her and, as we know, he will do anything to get what he wants." Staredown between EJ and Lucas.

Max says, "We aren't sure it's drugs. And I'm also not sure what else it might be." Nick thinks they should call the cops, "We're not in Salem; they might actually be able to help." Max says he won't back down. Nick asks if Jett is involved. Max wonders why he is so interested in Jett. Nick tells him about his fight with Chelsea. Nick says the last 24 hours are kind of a blur for him. He remembers he was on the beach and then at Sami and Lucas' and then there was a bomb and then he wound up in Vegas. He wants to go find Chelsea and fix this.

Chelsea says she didn't mean to intrude. Jett says he didn't mean to blow her off. He wants to talk about this – later. He says he will call her and set something up.

Danielle walks in, "Chelsea, Hi."

Chelsea turns to Jett and rolls her eyes, "I'm an idiot."

Jett says, "You have a firm grasp of the obvious."

Tony/Andre protests. Tony reminds Bo of things they did together. He talks about a time when he and Bo went to the opera. Tony got popcorn, but Bo wanted cheese doodles. Bo says these things were 20 years ago, "You had time to do your homework, Andre! They drag him off screaming.

"Is it possible," asks Lexie.

Bo isn't sure, "I don't see how anyone else could know about that cheese doodle incident at the opera."

Lexie asks the $64,000 question, "If he's Tony, where is Andre?"

EJ says this isn't about Lucas. He says they have a chance to do something important here.

Stefano has to go. Andre/Tony takes the radio. He wants him to know he is assisting the police. Roman takes the radio. Stefano suggests they get together after the trip, "Because something tells me I'm going to feel like a new man." He hangs up and sighs, "Where did I go wrong?"

Lexie wants to go to the station and find out if that was really Andre. Bo convinces her not to go, "It's always so embarrassing when the public is there to see the Salem cops screw up." Bo says he is going to call Roman, "If we didn't get Andre, Roman has to know he is still out there."

Lucas has to go make some calls and let Marlena and others know what is going on. EJ offers to give him a ride. Roman says to tell Marlena he isn't giving up. Lucas thanks Andre/Tony for all his help as they leave.

Roman gets a call from Bo. Tony/Andre tells Roman Andre is too devoted to Stefano. As Roman takes the call, Tony/Andre pulls out a knife.

Stefano tells Rolf he is ready for the operation. Rolf assures him the stem cells will save his life. Suddenly, Bart rushes in, "Don't do it! Don't do it!" Bart says he was going over the medical record, "Elvis is not the father of the babies!"

Rolf looks at the lab work, "Zis shows zere iss a different fazer. Zee ztem zells vill not zave you."

Stefano goes into a rage, "How did this happen?" He insists the test must not be wrong. Rolf says there is no mistake. Stefano sits down.

Bart points to Sami, "What do we do about her?"

Chelsea starts to leave but Jett and Danielle stop her. Danielle says she and Jett are just friends.

Chelsea asks, "Tell me what is going on and how kinky is it?"

Bo tells Roman the guy they arrested insisted he was Tony, "He knew things only Tony would know."

Roman tells him to hang on. He turns around, "Andre?" Andre rams his knife into Roman's gut. Roman wretches like he just had one of Sami's home-cooked meals, jerks forward and hits the deck.

Bo yells, "Roman? Roman?"

Yes, fans, once again the Salem cops plan worked to perfection and they nailed the wrong guy.

Max says he is sure Nick and Chelsea will work things out. Nick wishes he could do this day over again. Max wishes all chicks would have a twin, "Then you could mess up on the first one and have a do-over."

This prompts the one-watt light bulb in Nick's head to turn on. He remembers Sami's twins and the test results. He tells Max about faking the test. He says he has to get to Salem and tell the truth.

Danielle says she is happily married and Jett and her husband are friends. Chelsea says she couldn't care less, and walks out. Danielle says Jett has to find Chelsea and tell her the truth.

The cops haul the real Tony into the station in cuffs. As one of the guys books him he says, "You have a twin."

"So I have been told," says Tony.

The cops go in to get Roman and tell him Andre is here. They find him lying on the floor. Officer Dumbrowski screams, "He's been stabbed. Somebody call the cops! " They rush out of the room leaving Roman to bleed to death. Dumbrowski radios, "We have a man down!"

Tony goes into Roman's office and kneels beside him, "Roman, can you hear me?"

Roman groans, "Damn you Andre."

"It's Tony," says Tony, "Hang in there. Help is on the way."

Roman can barely speak, "You gotta stop Andre."

Bo is out at SNAFU Central talking on the phone. One of the cops rushes up and tells him Roman has been stabbed.

Lucas talks to Marlena on the phone, "Stefano wouldn't even admit Sami was on the plane. EJ joins him and assures him things will be OK.

Right after hanging up, Lucas gets another call.

Sami says, "Lucas?"

"Where the hell are you," asks Lucas.

"In a motel or something," says Sami, "My head hurts and I feel funny. Pease come and get me."

"Just tell me where you are," says Lucas.

Andre watches through the window. FF.


Previews
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Jett says to Chelsea, "The whole thing was a setup and Danielle was in on it. Is that enough truth for you?"

Patch, Kayla, Stephanie and Jeremy sit at a table in the pub. Jeremy says, "Stephanie reminds me of the man I want to be. It's only one of the reasons I love her so much."

Bo tells Patch, "I got that jacket you wanted on Jeremy. It ain't pretty."

Lucas tells EJ, "The bottom line is... you're out of our lives." As EJ backs out and closes the door, Sami and Lucas embrace. Sami cries.

20 Comments:

Anonymous Law Student 2011 said...

Hmmmm...Dr.Bart just rolls of the tongue. You have to love the fact that the henchman discovers the test results and not the Dr. (lol) Ok, I Jett a FED or the infamous ISA out to bust Horton? Thanks Prevuze, had me cracking up as always ;)

4:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Roman speaks for all of us when he tells Lucas to shut up."

He doesn't speak for me! Lucas is the only one with a brain in this operation. The Salem PD are well, the Salem PD, enough said, and Elvis is just wallpaper as usual.

Thanks for the Prevuze!

4:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love the picture of John & Marlena kiss.Gross... Always wondered what the actors were thinking! Now I have way too much information.

5:00 AM  
Blogger Deb said...

ROFLMAO! Lucas? has a brain?????
OMG that is just too funny.

Lucas is the poster child for anger management. He would need to calm down to get angry.

EJ is suave, well spoken and cultured. EJ makes Lucas look like he should be wearing overhauls and driving a pick up.

Okay, anyway.
What fun, now we get to spend half of every episode deciding who is Andre and who is Tony.

I have to admit I was so rooting for at least one of the twins to be EJ's. Lumi babies? Great. Two more Wills.......shudder.

Please Nick call the Vegas cops!!
Call Grisolm! Yeah, CSI will solve EVERYTHING! What I wouldn't give to see the CSI team swarm all over Salem and do ACURATE DNA tests on everyone in town...on second thought I am not sure I would want to know who is really related to whom.

DOOLism of the DECADE!!!
Chelsea turns to Jett and rolls her eyes, "I'm an idiot."
Yes Chelsea yes! Admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery!

5:52 AM  
Blogger jwilhite said...

This is just a wild thought, but when they brought Tony back from the island, do you think maybe they could,ve with some kind of positive ID for Tony. Maybe a small tattoo. Just something where they can be sure who he is. Because after all, there just happens to be an exact duplicate running around Salem. Or did they forget that?

6:06 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

...he won't live to see tomorrow. Oh, great! Now the Secret Agent Man tune will be running through my head all day.

Loved the pictures - "Dratted turbulence" LOLOL But, speaking of recycled stuff, hasn't Prevuze used the Revolutionary War pic before? I don't remember the exact context. At least recycled Prevuze is always funny.

I went back through yesterday's Prevuze and it looked to me like Tony was there when Squints pulled out his secret phone and texted Andre. Were they actually in different locations?

Deb, Bo & Lexi are in the "seedy part of town". That located anywhere on your map? ;-)

Keep up the good work y'all.

6:21 AM  
Anonymous KOTU said...

The DiMera plane has been in the air long enough DOOL time to be half-way around the world. Yet, 5 minutes after Dr. Rolf asks what to do with Sami, she's awake, back in Salem, and calling from a motel room??

Apparently they now they have transporters on their planes! LOL

6:24 AM  
Anonymous SocRMum1 said...

C'mon gang...this is SALEM. The paternity of those babies is still likely to change another half dozen times before it's all said and done. There's still hope those poor things aren't doomed to a life of Willness. There HAS to be hope...
As as for giving the real Tony a distinguishing mark to help ID him againsts Andre...great idea! Maybe they can tatoo something on his back, like - oh, I don't know, the big secret that will end the vendetta??

6:24 AM  
Anonymous drurymom said...

Now about everytime the need to know who is tony/anrre is we just have Anna give them a kiss?? Mystery Solved.....

6:44 AM  
Blogger Deb said...

Applecheeks:
The "seedy" part of town is located on the small side street between the Evil Warehouse and the Cheatin' Heart. #2 and #23 on the map.

8:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YAYYYY, Lucas is the father, Lucas is the father!! This is so awesome, I wouldn't be able to watch Sami give birth to babies from rape. :( I'm so happy for Lumi! :)

Thanks, prevuze!!

8:13 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

Thanks, Deb. That's a load off my mind. HAHAHA

8:23 AM  
Blogger Michelle said...

Loved the Revolutionary War pic, very well done!! Still surprised that both the twins have the same father...so un-DOOL like!

8:24 AM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

I know the idea of it wasn't supposed to be funny but I'm still laughing over the descriptive wording Prevuze used to describe Andre stabbing Pard. HAHAHAHA

Another DOOLism: Nick says "I've got to get to Salem and tell Lumi about the paternity!" Ever hear of just picking up a phone and telling them so you won't get amnesia again before you get there??

AND, how about fingerprints, folks. Surely Tony and/or Andre have been fingerprinted. Or if not, once they KNOW who's who just keep their fingerprints on file.

Loved the Jolena and Rolf/Sami pictures. A great Friday Prevuze! :D

11:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love your previews here on Prevuze they are always hysterical. Maybe Hogan can hire you to write for the real show. :D

12:32 PM  
Blogger Brendamouse said...

Great pictures Prevuze.

How nice of Stephano to drop Sami off at a hotel. You'd think he'd want to pitch her out of the plane.

Where oh where are Colleen and Santo? Is OMB still in Ireland? Everybody kind of forgot about him didn't they?

What about the key thing? Phimi baby? I'd rather watch about that then the Three's Company misunderstanding each other crap with the Touch This Guy crowd

1:40 PM  
Anonymous sue said...

TY for the fun prevuze and pics! Priceless - and I'll have to say your writing is beating DOOL's hands down!!

Deb - "EJ makes Lucas look like he should be wearing overhauls and driving a pick up" cracked me up, but as a southern gal it's kind of an insult to all those pick up driving men - Those good ol' boys would have buried lucas in some ditch years ago! LOL!

At least the DiMeras seem to managing to avoid taking the stupid pills the rest of the town is hooked on.

7:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd love to see what kind of people actually think Lucas has a brain. Bryan's acting skills get worse and worse. Doesn't he watch himself and the stupid looks he makes? He's an 8 year old at best.

10:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I totally agree with the assessment of Bryan's acting skills. Actually the acting skills of most everyone on the show are...uh...lacking.

5:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for a great Prevuze!!! As I read the "real" previews concerning the Johnson family at dinner I immediately began anticipating what you will do with "Stephanie reminds me of the man I want to be." If I had the talent I would paste Jeremy's head onto Stephanie's body while she's dressed in one of those godawful flight attendant uniforms.

Anyway, it's pretty telling when I'm more anxious to see Prevuze than I am Daze. Keep up the good work!!
Foo

6:12 AM  

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