Late Posting Today
We were unable to post this morning because there was no Internet connection on Tony's island. We will post as soon as we get back to Salem. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Friday, July 20, 2007
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39 Comments:
So when exactly will you guys have the prevuze back up?
Should back to Salem in about 10 minutes then??? LOL ;)
I read on a spoiler site that "Nick finally remembers Sami's babies paternity test results" so I am thinking whoever guessed that Nick would get amnesia may be onto something!
Darned good thing this happened on a Friday and not a Monday! A Prevuze-less Monday could not be tolerated!! ;-)
However, Prevuze's post is in keeping with DOOL - if there is no Internet connection, how did Prevuze post the warning about having no Internet connection? TLT
HAHAHAHAHA
Will await any Prevuze post with baited breath.
No Prevuze?
You all know what that means!
It's time for:
Write It Yourself DOOL!!
We open on Tony's Island.
Tony and Anna come out of the jungle arm in arm and run into Squint and Marlena, sitting at the little tiki bar that just happens to be sitting in the middle of nowhere, sipping tropical drinks and making out.
Tonna wretch for a few minutes then join them at the bar.
They talk about how they are going to get Stefano to end the famous vendetta, when suddenly a plane comes streaking across the sky in flames.
A huge crash is heard and the four stare in the general direction.
Meanwhile back in Salem, Lucas stands in the apartment looking constipated at the beeping flowers Nick is holding. Sami starts screaming and running around the room. Nick stares, Lucas stares harder, the flowers beep louder.
Suddenly EJ rushes in, grabs the flowers out of Nick's hands and thows them down the garbage chute.
A huge explosion rocks the building and the four fling themselves around the room like the Star Ship Enterprise after a Klingon attack.
Lucas gets up and looks at Nick.
Why are you here? Nick looks stunned and stammers.
Suddenly a cry comes from the bedroom and EJ walks out carrying two babies. Lucas looks like he could use an entire box of Ex-Lax, Nick faints.
Fade to Santo holding Coleen's hand. "Oh Mister Dimeara, me da would send me to the Lard if he knew ye were doin such a thang! And me so close to takin me vows and all!"
NEXT!!!!!
Well that was wonderful Deb! Thanks! Now that everything is finally making sense to me...oh no, you don't really write for DOOL do you? You made sense...you shouldn't have. What's wrong with this picture? ;)
What ever happened to Gabby? I just knew there was going to be something to all the baby toys in her closet!!!
Deb!!! - ROFL
My boss just asked me why I laughed so loudly. I love the Star Trek reference and how after the explosion EJ comes out w/the twins. CLASSIC...... love it...
This should hold me for a few more until Prevuze does their post.
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I'll pick up where Deb left off
.....Meanwhile back at the pub Bope discuss how they can end the vendetta when (insert frightening music here) OMB walks in holding.....
Back on the island John kicks into super spy gear and goes flying toward the site of the plane crash. Marlena begs Squints to stay and promises many (gag) "favors" later if he stays. Her nagging...uh...begging is to no avail and John sprints to save those who are on board the plane. Anna and Tony, who are totally obvlivious to the action continue to do things that make the animals shade their eyes.
Fast forward two weeks, and Sami's twins are 10 years old and asking who thier daddy is. Lucas stands on his tippy toes to look the boy twin in the eye and screams "I am!! Dammit why does everyone assume my sperm isn't powerful enough to make two babies????"
Anyone else???
Oh no, a morning without Prevuze - say it isn't so - LOL. Enjoyed the made up DOOL - but as someone said, it's way too logical to be real DOOL - sigh. I believe the explosion knocks some of Nick's brain cells awry and he forgets 'things'. Naturally since the real DNA test results were one of the last things he "knew" - that's what he forgets above all e;se (DOOL logic of course - hee hee). Looking forward to Prevuze return.
Since the writers like recycling story lines:
Caroline is pregnant, OMB's or Victor's
"Caroline is pregnant, OMB's or Victor's?" HAHAHAHAHAHA
I continue the saga....
Squints approaches the charred remains of the plane. Jerkemy staggers from the wreckage, trying to salvage the precious forbidden cargo stowed in the trunks. He flings them open to check that everything is in tact.
Out pops...
Nicole, Mickey, Mimi, Jan (in a coma), etc, anybody we haven't seen in a while!
Out pops (you fill it in) and it turns out the plane crashed into Squinty's private jet, so they are all trapped on the island. Sami can't believe her mom is gone again, she won't be able to see the grandkids grow up. Oh no! We saw how much time Marlena spent with Will. How long has it been since Will saw Marlena, he is still with Austin and Carrie, they have adopted him out from under Sami and Lucas. They will get revenge!
I'll continue...
Out pops.. the phimmi baby. We find out that claire and Jerkemy have been running an "aboveground airline" for kids trying to flee from idiot parents.
Chelsea sleeps with Jett on the island. She then realizes that she love Nick more than anything. They rescue them from the island and Chelsea tells Nick what happened, and tells him she has changed for the better. He says everything is ok as long as you are safe, bad sex happens again, but she says it is ok, because he is the love of her life.
On the plane they find Jeremy, Steph, Max, Abby and Jett. They also discover they are transporting the designer (ah knock off's that are really stolen) clothing covering the "other" cargo of guns and ammo. Jeremy has a hard time covering pointing at Tony and says it is his cargo.
Meanwhile, they continue arguing with Stefano about the Colleen and Santo thing to No avail. OMB and Stefano go at it in a screaming match and Bo and hear how Colleen was killed and the reasoning behind it not to mention that OMB killed her which started the entire vendetta.
next......
I'm a little late, but I was going to write that Jim Reilly popped out of the wreckage with a new plan to save Days.
Prevuze... my refresh button is getting a little worn out here! Hopefully the plane touches down in Salem soon.
(But thanks fellow commenters for making this such an entertaining morning!) :)
A poisonous viper strikes John's big toe. Apparently, running through the jungle in flip-flops is not the greatest idea.
Now, not only has the Touch the Ground airplane smashed John's plane, it has destroyed any hope the group has of flying John to a doctor.
Although not fatal, the bite requires Doc to perform emergency surgery using only sea-shells and home made bone knives, amputating John's leg below the knee. However, she fashions a peg-leg out of various plane parts.
The shock has wiped out most of John's memory. He is once again back to being Stefano's pawn. Doc, Anna, Tony, and the tweenies are trapped on the island with him. The adults throw a teen to John every once in a while to keep him off their trail.
Next....
Love all the fill in scripts, but really - can we get an ETA of the real thing??
"Touch the Ground" - too funny.
Prevuze guys, you do such a good job every morning that you have us all going through withdrawal! :) If you want to post your internet company's number here - I think we'd all be happy to give 'em an earful for ya.
How come Days can't really be this amusing?
I bet Will's hiding on the island. Or is he still staying at a friend's hosue like last time he was on? His friends' parents must get sick of him.
I have it from a good source that Prevuze, or at least an abbreviated version, will be up later this afternoon.
Let's all try to hang on a little longer!
Ok, so John has been bitten by a poisonous snake and has had to have his leg amputated by Doc (a psychiatrist) using only sea shells.
Back and Sami and Luc-ass apartment the twins, Colleen and Elvis jr jr, are now in their teens, and still wondering where their long lost brother Will is.
OMB and Caroline are arguing over the paternity of Caroline's baby, while Mrs. Horton makes everyone a cup of tea.
The ways this show goes I wouldn't be surprised if John or one of those guys got pregnant, who's the mother (Marlena, Kate, or Bo)
I could use a donut with that cup of tea!
applecheeks, that was hilarious!!!
Will shows up with a gun to get back at EJ for making Lucas look like an idiot (like he needed help??). He pulls the trigger and out comes water (he is the son of Goofball Lucas). EJ is soaking wet and has to strip off his suit and stands there in his silk boxer shorts his body glistens in candlelight. A brand new female face comes into the scene. EJ looks at her and says "All that will make me feel better is to be your sex slave for the rest of the Days of Our Lives." They start making out.
I just write them as I dream them.;)
I say the woman that EJ falls for is Carrie. Again Austin is left in the cold.
Pan to Phillip screming into his cell phone "who is this? why are you torturing me with all baby babble, whining and carrying on. BELLE SPEAK to me!"
Belle is beside herself "Phillll llipp... bbaaawwll... Sean went to the see the doctor today and he has.... Sean has.... waaahhh.... Herpes Maximus and like EWWWWWW, SAVE ME!"
Cut to the island where they are using Chelsea as a pole for a lean-to. "Glad I could help. Hope would make a good bookend people" sneers the brat.
Meanwhile Stephano twirls the key between his fingers...getting caught in his chest hair. "ROLF! Bring the scissors! This key holds the secret to the end of the vendetta. Don't tell anybody, but it's really just the key to the bathroom. Those Brady's are so stupid! BWAH HAH HAH!"
Theresa said...
Pan to Phillip screming into his cell phone "who is this? why are you torturing me with all baby babble, whining and carrying on. BELLE SPEAK to me!"
That is so good. All you people are hilarious.
OMG - I almost peed on myself with Stefano yelling for Rolf to get the scissors.... and Phillip's baby babble referring to Belle.
Holy crap - this storyline must continue afterwards...
Hey wouldn't it be funny if Alice were Colleen? That'd be a hoot... Then that would make EVERYONE related..... EEEWWWWWW
Back on the island, John and Tony shove the slobber sisters into a convenient quicksand pit and stroll away arm in arm with the two island cuties, vowing to never return to Salem again.
Rolf finally cuts the key from Stephano's chest hair and reverently carries the key to the bathroom door and unlocks it. As the door opens we hear Munchkins singing, The wicked witch is dead.
Camera pans to Maison Blanche which has landed on top of Kate. All we see are her ruby red collagen filled lips, but it's enough.
Angel- that wouldn't really change too much, anyway, since over half of Salem is already realated somehow.
Maison Blanche which has landed on top of Kate. All we see are her ruby red collagen filled lips, but it's enough.
OMG!! ROFLMAO My sides are aching. Tears are falling. Bulldog will love that one!!
http://tvmegasite.net/day/days/transcripts/trans-da-07-20-07.shtml
if you go there thats monday's transcripts it wont have the humor but...
anyways i found a spoiler that said lucas is the twins father..
looks like the boy won't be a stud
Yes, I did! I thought there couldn't be a more perfect ending to today's "episode" than Brendamouse's addition of Kate's ruby lips showing under the mansion. People at work think I've lost it I'm LOL so much!
OKAY I AM OFFICIALLY HAVING WITHDRAWALS!!!! WHEN WILL YOU POST IT??
Meanwhile Stephano twirls the key between his fingers...getting caught in his chest hair. "ROLF! Bring the scissors! This key holds the secret to the end of the vendetta. Don't tell anybody, but it's really just the key to the bathroom. Those Brady's are so stupid! BWAH HAH HAH!"
OMG! Y'all are killing me! I have tears in my eyes from laughing!
I hope DAYS writers read this stuff. Elvis Jr. Jr. - great stuff!
-Alli
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