Thursday, July 19, 2007

A Mai Tai And A Cabana Boy

Stephanie comes into the pub and finds Max tending bar. They banter around awhile. Max tells Stephanie he doesn't trust Jeremy. The conversation ends when Jerkemy comes in and announces they are all going to Vegas tonight. Stephanie thinks it's kind of short notice. Jerko wads her up and mops the floor with her for her insipid insubordination. He wrings her out and she says, "Yes dear."

Stephanie asks, "What about Chelsea"

Jeremy mops the floor with her again and tells her not to worry about Chelsea, "I sent someone to talk to her."

Chelsea and Nick share a bottle of fine $3.98 wine. Nick makes fun of her choice of the cheap stuff. They smooch around. He says the way they left things he thought she didn't want anything to do with him, "Obviously we're good now, but... did something happen?" She says she's just glad they have a chance to be together and she's all his. Translation: kiss the evening goodbye, Nick.

John and Marlena beg Tony to come back with them, but Tony just can't after what Stefano has done to him, "Stefano DiMera is no longer a part of my life."

Sami and Lucas share a romantic evening until Lucas remembers the ice cream he left on the front seat of his car. Lucas starts to rush out. Sami begs him not to go, but Lucas wants to avoid a meltdown.

Sami figures out a way to stop Lucas. The ice cream can wait but she can't.

Marlena suggests Tony might find going back and helping with Stefano therapeutic. Tony says he loves his life there on the island. Marlena reminds him of the friends he hasn't seen for years. Tony refuses to go back until Stefano is dead. He walks off.

Jeremy wants Max to go to Vegas with them. Max is reluctant. Jerko tells Stephanie to go pound sand while he talks to his main man Max. Jeremy wonders if this is about the babe Max caught him with. Max shrugs it off. Jeremy pulls out a wad-o-cash and gives Max a bonus to entice him to come. It's from the guy in Vegas they are doing business with. He's so amped up about the business he's doing a little profit sharing. Max shoves it back at him and tells him to keep it.

Jett interrupts Nick and Chelsea. He tells her about the run to Vegas tonight. She agrees to go. Nick grunts. Jett wonders if Chelsea might be reluctant to go but she insists she will. Nick interrupts. He tells Chelsea he thought they had the rest of the night. Chelsea asks for a word alone with Nick and Jett leaves.

Chelsea asks what is wrong with Nick. He just wants to spend time with his girlfriend. She says they can do that when she gets back. This is work and she has to do it. He wonders why she is pretending they are going to talk this out, "Or did you say that for Jett's benefit?"

Jeremy tells Max he earned it and should take it. Max refuses the money, refuses to go to Vegas and walks off. Stephanie walks over to Jerko and asks if the board meeting is over. He asks her if she knows what's up with Max. Stephanie shouts across the bar, "Hey, Max, why don't you tell Jeremy what you told me before – you know, how you don't trust him."

Jeremy puts his arm around Stephanie and says to Max, "If you're upset about something, let's hear about it."

Marlena works on Tony but he says there is nothing that would change his mind.

Anna stumbles out of the jungle, "DAMN HEAT! What I wouldn't give for a Mai Tai and a cabana boy." Tony can't believe it's her. Smiles, hellos and nervous laughter follows.

Max caves and tells Jeremy things are OK. Jeremy hands him the cash and Max takes it. It looks like Max is back to touching the sky. Jett arrives and says he doesn't think Chelsea will be making it. Jeremy isn't surprised. He thinks Nick is a piece of work and needs to lighten up and have some fun. Max and Jeremy get into it over Nick. Stephanie breaks them up and takes Jeremy over to get a table and fuel up before the flight.

Jett tries talking to Max, but Max wonders why everyone is defending Jeremy when he is cheating on her. "If you're so concerned about her, why don't you be the one to tell her the truth," asks Jett.

Tony thinks Anna looks beautiful. "Give or take 20 years," says Anna. He starts toward her but she stops him. She wonders if he is Andre trying to pull another fast one. He steps forward again. She pulls a gun, "Maybe this will help you remember who you really are."

Jeremy is distant. Stephanie tries to get his attention. Jeremy is upset he has brought Max into the business and then Max treats him like crap. "Maybe he's been taking lessons from you," says Stephanie.

"The next time he gives me any attitude, he's not getting off so easy," says Jerko.

Max tells Jett if he tells Stephanie that Jeremy is a two-timing jerk she will just think he has it out for Jeremy. He thinks she is really going to get hurt, though. Jett asks, "Do you really want to blow Jeremy out of the water? Maybe we can help each other."

Nick pouts. Chelsea says if the situation were reversed she would be fine with him going to work, "If you have a problem about me going to Vegas for work, maybe you are right. Maybe we should break up."

Sami, Lucas, afterglow. Sami gets a craving for curry. Lucas wretches and says it's a good thing he's making dinner tonight. It's a surprise. Sami is impressed that he wants to work things out with EJ. He asks her to promise when the twins are grown up she will let him kick the crap out of EJ. Sami says she wants to take the first punch. Smooches.

Anna says they are going to play a little Q&A. Flashback to the island after the crash. Anna questions him.

Anna asks the same questions as on the island, "How much money did you invest in my company?" Tony can't remember. Anna asks him who wanted to put her designs in the European show. Tony can't remember.

Marlena tells Anna to put the gun away. She refuses, "There is only one thing I can do." Anna thinks this must be Andre and the real Tony must be in the hospital in Salem.

SWISH – ZOOP – AIYAHA! John's lightning quick spy reflexes kick in and suddenly he has the gun. Tony moves in and hugs Anna as she protests. Tony chuckles and hugs her some more. He says he may not remember the details but he remembers how much he loves her. Tony brings up other things from their past. Anna melts into his arms.

The Jungle Fever becomes contagious. John gets ideas. One more couple and we could call it an orgy.

Nick calls Chelsea and apologizes. She says she thinks they need some time apart. He thinks they need to talk about it. She gives him the brush off. "I love you," says Nick

"Yeah, you too."

Jett suggests Max become a private eye and spy on Jeremy.

Nick's phone rings. The doc from work tells him the DNA results are in. He gets the results, thanks the doctor and runs to tell Sami and Lucas.

Sami makes excuses for why she is eating so many chocolate and whipped cream covered strawberries. She tells Lucas her daughter will not be playing football. football. Lucas says his son is going to be a stud. That proves EJ is the father right there. Sami is amazed that Lucas is calling them his kids.

They go back to their extracurricular activities as we pan to the door and see the flowers with our X-ray vision. The special effects on this show are just stunning.

Jungle love continues. The chimpanzees in the trees take notes on how to have monkey sex. Anna smiles and says there is no doubt now that this is Tony. Anna wants him to promise he will never leave her again. Marlena asks what about him promising never to leave the island again. She wonders if this means he has changed his mind. Lali and Lola run up and glom onto Tony.

"Well, Tony," says John, "You've got a decision to make. Will you stay or will you go?" Anna scowls. Lali and Lola have a heapin' helpin' of Tony.

"Do you have room for a couple more passengers," asks Tony.

ZAP! We're on the plane home. Anna cries because she is happy. She goes off to dry her eyes. John asks for more information on the key. Tony describes it. He says it looked like it was solid gold. It looked very old. Stefano told him the secret to ending the vendetta is hidden away and the key unlocks it.

Anna comes back. Tony is enchanted by the fragrance of her perfume. Anna tells him they have a lot of lost time to make up for. Tony thinks maybe he can come and stay with her.

Marlena is helpful, "If Roman doesn't mind." A lead balloon crashes right into the cabin. It looks like no one will be touching the sky on this flight.

Jett says he just wants Max to keep his eyes open, not go 007. Chelsea arrives. Jett taps his watch and they all split for the airport. Max decides to go, too. Chelsea decides to hang around to go with him. Jett thinks Chelsea looks hot in that outfit. Don't worry, though, he has an appointment with his optometrist just as soon as they get back from Vegas.

Chelsea gets a call but shuts off her phone. She thinks it might be Nick. Jett says Nick is probably peeved because she chose the job over him.

Lucas announces dinner is ready as the doorbell rings. Sami opens the door and sees Nick standing there holding the flowers. Nick says, "Hey, Sami... I think these flowers are beeping." FF Sami.

Meanwhile, down in Lucas car, his fine leather seats are history.


Jeremy and Max are on the plane. Jeremy says, "Give me a break." Max says, "I just want to keep track of things." Jeremy says, "Keep track all you want. Just not tonight."

Stephanie asks Chelsea, "If you were rolling around on that beach blanket with Jett, would you still have dropped everything and worked this flight?"

Colleen has ditched her habit, "I won't have any more of this talk!" Santo says, "I don't want any talk either, Colleen." Closer... closer...


Anonymous Ellie said...

Thanks guys! LOL at "That proves EJ is the father right there." (And of course we were 'instantly' back on the plane... I'm surprised they didn't just beam up back to Salem.)

"If Roman doesn't mind". It's like Sheffer & Crew skipped "How to write a Soap Love Triangle 101". Um, let's see. "First let's have Roman sleep with Anna, except we won't show it on screen. Then we'll have Anna mention she's going to kiss Tony. Then we'll have a character who counsels people for a living mention Roman's name in front of Tony. Bingo, triangle!". Good one, writers. At least it gets my hopes up to only have to sit through one show resolving it.

4:15 AM  
Anonymous Lucas is DaMan said...

"That proves EJ is the father right there."
Hardly. The proof of EJ's paternity will depend on whether the boy flutters his eyelashes at all the other boys, and while wearing a pink or purple tie, drags the boys out to the alley for a little of his special lovin'. If he does that, then he's the spawn of the rapist for sure.

5:01 AM  
Blogger Deb said...

Okay, Lucas is daman, that is just wrong. And not in a funny way.

Prevuze thanks for the heads up about the geezer love-in on the island.

I will have my finger poised on the FF button for that one.

PULEEEZE will someone just let the Touch This Guy plane crash and get it over with. Now Max is going to be a secret agent?

So Nick knows who the real baby-daddy is, bet we won't find out until at least Tuesday of next week. I hate that.

5:31 AM  
Blogger Michelle said...

"That proves EJ is the father right there" LMAO! Loved the picture of Tony...great Prevuze this morning.

6:02 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

With all the tweeny storyline today I hope my fast forward button doesn't get worn out. At least it will mean a short show.

LOL at the "dropped another one" picture. And the Jerkemy/Sexphanie picture was just too true.

Would have kind of liked to see how Tony lived these past 20 years. They couldn't spare an episode or two of the Salem folks exploring Tony's island retreat while he packed??

the special effects on this show are stunning Sarcasm, thy name is Prevuze. HAHAHAHA

6:35 AM  
Anonymous Misschevus said...

"That proves EJ is the father right there"

So true.. The 5'2" whiny gene that Lucas would pass on could hardly be considered studly!

6:41 AM  
Blogger Brendamouse said...

I cannot stand the Sexaphanie character. Perhaps it's the whole sl. She just seems like such an exaggerated doormat-I need a man to make my life complete-hit me again doll.

Anna, what is wrong with her? I thought her lips were her weapon of choice in the identification game. And I can't believe they wasted a perfectly good island like that, no snakes or quicksand or cannibals or Dimera henchman.

Ellie-love triangle 101, what a hoot. She sure talks like she can handle them both.

Hope the Touch this Guy stuff wraps up soon. The writers made the characters so unlikable and over the top.

7:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just love, love, love this site. I read it first thing every morning and I love your sarcasm and wit. The captioned pictures are classic. Thanks for the daily laugh!
Yesterday's fernicatin kept me laughing all day!

This is probably the only website where the Lucas haters and EJ haters get along. Or maybe they don't exist.

Why does EJ always wear a suit? His company is gone/being investigated. Get that man some jeans and a shirt...or no shirt. Either way is fine with me.

7:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Lucas says his son is going to be a stud. That proves EJ is the father right there."

Very true. I'm with the others that have already made comments on this one.

EJ wears a suit because he is so hot wearing a suit. I hope they don't change it, he is classy. More than I can say for the rest of the men on the show. Of course if they want to do anymore wet boxer moments that would be acceptable.

8:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I read Prevuze everyday and the comments. I am sure that alot of people do. I am curious about how many people really visit each day. I have a suggestion for the prevuze writer(s). I think it would be cool for you guys to put a counter on your blog, to see how many people tune in to your blog. Also they have cluster maps you can put on your site to see where your visitors are located. Just a suggestion I am very curious though...anyone else?
By the way great prevuze today!!!!

8:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think that at least one of the babies that Sami is carrying must be Lucas's otherwise why would Nick go see Sami and Lucas?

8:59 AM  
Blogger Brendamouse said...

I agree, at least one if not both need to be Lucas' babies. But the feather in a cauldron test said EJ was the father, so hmmm.

Yeah Deb,Nick will be distracted by the beeping flowers and won't tell Lumi anything and will probably be waylaid by Kate and threatened into not telling anybody anything. Those women take turns holding onto Nick's cajones anyway.

9:09 AM  
Blogger Amy said...

Okay, I JUST started reading this entry and already I'm frustrated. Tony is basically a good guy, EJ wants to protect Sami and has no interest in the vendetta and Andre is dead. The reason they aren't just letting Stefano die or trying to kill him is what, exactly? Oh, then they couldn't drag this storyline out for another year. Bo-ring.

9:10 AM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

I wish they'd spent a little more time filling Tony in on what Stefano and Andre have done in the past 20 years. But then if they did that we couldn't have had so much of the Sexaphanie/Jerkemy stuff.

I've had it with Max, too. First he's OK with the side business (as soon as he's handed the wad o' dough) then he doesn't want any part of it. MAKE A DECISION, BOZO!

LOL over the Tony's analysis of Days picture and Lucas' fine leather seats. I, too, kept wondering about that ice cream. HAHAHAHA

Excellent Prevuze today!

9:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree with Amy, Take Rolf and Bart and dump him on the Island that Tony has been at for the last 20 years. TOny and EJ run the empire and let Stephano die- this way he can come back in 5 years when the twins are in high school and reek havok on their lives

9:24 AM  
Anonymous saradimera said...

"EJ wears a suit because he is so hot wearing a suit. I hope they don't change it, he is classy. More than I can say for the rest of the men on the show."

so true, I LOVE EJ!

9:30 AM  
Blogger me-unlucky in ky said...

Anonymous says: I have a suggestion for the prevuze writer(s). I think it would be cool for you guys to put a counter on your blog, to see how many people tune in to your blog.

I think that a counter would be awesome. I wonder how many people do check this site out everyday? That would be cool to see.I bet there are alot of people that are as intrigued as us!

EJ, is so hot he is my favorite! I do wish him and Sami would get together!!

9:57 AM  
Blogger Brendamouse said...

I check everyday and often.

10:07 AM  
Blogger Jennifer said...


What in your opinion, do you think this key unlocks????

10:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guesses for tomorrow.

Nick holds flowers. Flowers blow up. Nick is injured. Nick gets amnesia and can't remember who the Daddies are and no one else apparently knows. Drag out SL longer. blah blah blah


10:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"That proves EJ is the father right there."

Hilarious! (and so true) For all of you fans who know that James Scott is the hottest man on Days, vote for him in Adonis 2007 at

10:48 AM  
Anonymous Theresa said...

True Story.... I have been on vacation the last week and a half (it was wonderful thank you) so I was going through DOOL last night on my DVR. I got to last Thursday's show where Tony/Andre kidnapped EJ had him sprawled out on the bed, shotgun pointed at him and Tony says to Bart "Gag 'im" And Bart sticks somebody's tighty whiteys or SOMETHING in EJs mouth. I'm yelling "SPIT IT OUT!" John and Patch come up and EJ is grunting, I'm laughing so damn hard, I fall off the couch. Why didn't he spit the stupid thing out! That was some funny chit.

11:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PULEEEZE will someone just let the Touch This Guy plane crash and get it over with.

Deb, I don't think you'd want that to happen. Instead of the teeny boppers on the plane occasionally, we'll end up with them on another island in a useless, drawn-out storyline. I'm not quite ready for another Tinda Lau!

11:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Although it wouldn't be bad if there plane crashed in the desert and the twits had to resort to cannabilism. Chelsea wouldn't have to worry about being eaten though!

11:23 AM  
Anonymous Theresa said...

Chelsea wouldn't have to worry about being eaten though!

She'd make good kinkling or toothpick....

11:25 AM  
Anonymous Theresa said...

kindling too... D'OH!

11:25 AM  
Blogger Deb said...

Kate? Kate?
That reminds me WHAT happened to Kate???
She blackmailed Nick into falsifying the test results and then we didn't get to see her meltdown when Lucas didn't leave Sami???
Where was her award winning freak out?
Why isn't she up his a** every day screaming LEAVE HER!!!!
Why isn't she bringing him divorce papers she already has drawn up and browbeating him to SIGN THEM SIGN THEM and this nightmare will be over!!!!!!

11:32 AM  
Anonymous Very Anonymous said...

Love Prevuze. Love the Comments. Love EJ!

Some inside information - the Prevuze crew is on-the-road today and won't be able to respond to some of your comments/questions until this evening or maybe in the AM.

I understand that Prevuze does keep track of stats on the blog. While I'm not privy to the exact number, I understand it is well up in the thousands and from just about every part of the "civilized" world. (If it doesn't get DAYS, it can't be civilized.)

Hopefully, someone at Prevuze will provide more exact information. A weekly stat on numbers who are turning in would be cool.

11:35 AM  
Anonymous Scolly said...

"In five years when the twins are in high school". HAHAHAHHA

I can see that class now - Just like when Belch and Phloe and Meems were there nobody else will even matter except for Claire, the twins, Ciara and the still uncertain Phil/Mimi/Bell/Shawn(?) kid.

11:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay, I am actually watching the show right now which is a rare occurrence for me. I would like to comment that Sami's stomach looks like they shoved a couple t-shirts in there, and also that the Tony/Marlena reunion was absolutely the GAYEST thing I've ever seen, and I don't mean homosexual. The character of Marlena is just ridiculous and oh so annoying...Anna is almost as bad. This sh&t is almost unwatchable. Thanks Prevuze!!!

12:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

P.S. they kind of boxed themselves into a corner in the "catch up" scenes with Tony, whenever he doesn't know who EJ is...that would mean EJ was younger than 20. Which we all know he would be, but they want us to think he's at least 25....whatever, I'm going to stop trying to make sense of it all.

12:45 PM  
Blogger Brendamouse said...

Applying logic to the sublimely ridiculous world of Salem is a very trying experience indeed, anonymous.

Salem, the land of the 11 and 1/2 month pregnancy, but 3 1/2 year childhood.

Land of the five minute plane ride to any island or destination, but 10 hour drive to ?Green Lake Lodge?

Dead? Oh no you're not!

Identities are never certain-Did Marlena get switched when she was found in a trunk? Maybe Anna should kiss her.

1:28 PM  
Blogger Deb said...

Actually, EJ is 10 yrs old.
He was born Feb 21, 1997.

But through the magic of SORAFS
he is in his 30's.

1:40 PM  
Anonymous KOTU said...

Identities are never certain-Did Marlena get switched when she was found in a trunk? Maybe Anna should kiss her.


Great one, brendamouse.

As has been noted before, Sami's twins have been SORAFS*ed lately.

*Soap Opera Rapidly Aging Fetuses Syndrome.

1:46 PM  
Blogger Klaus said...

So Tony does not know John, so that stands to reason he wouldn't know Belle. He disappeared 20 years ago, and yet Belle is clearly older than 20.

Chelsea herself is about 20. He doesn't know EJ who is about the same age as Sami. John knew of EJ since his birth, yet Tony does not know John.


Well I guess we're supposed to just go with the flow. And all joking aside I fully believe Claire will be 7 or so in 2 years.

Re: Nick.
I am so sick of him. My God, stop whining! I want someone to punch him the face, I don't care who. Punch Jeremy too and might as well throw in one for Max.

5:11 PM  
Anonymous tripp said...

Awwww Poor Nick. Man, is Chelsea being a bitch or what? She's so going to regret that she broke up with Nick for boring bland Jett whatever his mystery is.

Love the snark!!

5:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I never thought of Nick losing his memory and not telling about the paternity. Crap!
It drives me bananas that Tony being Andre and finding the real Tony took a week, but Sami's paternity test is taking months. We've been doing the Who's the Daddy story since January with her. I don't know how much more I can take.

I think Sami's twins have reverse SORAPs. She should be the size of a moose about now with 71/2 month pregnant twins, but her bunchy pillows look about 4 months. She should give birth about a month from now. I can't wait to see how that happens.

Yes, I too was surprised that Tony didn't know he is clearly in his 30s, but not according to what they say. Days really screwed up that timeline with that one.


oh, i think the key opens the dungeon to where crazy old Colleen is being kept. After finding out she is pregnant with Santo's child, her family disowns her and she tries to kill herself for shaming God and her family and Santo chains her away and she is all crazy and he blames the Brady's for screwing her up and wants revenge. And tells Stefano not to let her out until the Brady's are all dead.

6:27 PM  
Anonymous sue said...

TY for the prevuze and pics -- looks like I'll have to skip Tony and Anna because of the slurpy and fly-me show.

ITA on "That proves EJ is the father right there." Now if they'd said had a severe case of arrested development, I'd think they were they would be spawns of lucas for sure.

Geesh but I adore Tony and Anna... maybe I'll do the watch and mute thing ;)

Again, many thanks!!

8:24 PM  
Blogger Suzi said...

could someone please tell me the other spoiler sites? I am newbie and would like to know.

I agree with one of the kids being Lucas'. I am a Lumi fan.

Good one about the dungeon. Still no clue to the connection with Stephano and OMB. But am glad DiMeras are back!!

8:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just wish I could get over the 'rape' issue, but I can't!
I remember the one day at Sami's apartment - EJ had on a pair of jeans and a button down oxford shirt. I thought he looked hot in jeans (although I remember Lucas making a comment about his bony *ss!)
He took off the shirt... that was it for me... hottest guy on daytime! I do wish he could tone down the eyelash flutter. It'd pretty distracting to watch.

This Jeremy being abusive is really sick. He needs some heavy-duty counseling.
And I am sick and tired of Chelsea treating Nick like cr*p. Nick REALLY needs to drop her!

10:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone else remember years ago when they made another USELESS trip to Ireland and we suffered through some flashbacks? OMB was a little boy standing on a dock when a boat exploded. We never heard what that was about. Perhaps it ties into the whole Colleen/Santo storyline and will finally be explained.

4:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hasn't anyone killed Lucas off yet? I can't stand his scenes with EJ..The camera scene makes my neck hurt it's so uneven because he is SO DAMN SHORT!

5:34 AM  

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