Friday, June 29, 2007

Tunnel Of Sludge

Well, we're just not going to be able to get the posting out on time Friday. The chain of events leading to this disaster is just unbelievable. We hate to bore you with the details, but being DOOL viewers, you're used to being bored.

The whole Prevuze team was strolling through a tunnel that connects two of the buildings on the Prevuze complex here on the outskirts of Salem. Suddenly, a river of concrete came toward us from both ends of the tunnel. Apparently the crew called to fill the DiMera tunnel, filled the Prevuze tunnel by mistake. As we slogged through the goo, it began to harden. We could tell we only had about a minute to get out of the mess before being buried like Jimmy Hoffa under Giant's Stadium. Several hours later the minute was almost up but fortunately we freed ourselves at the last second.

Now we face an immense cleanup. We thought we could expedite things and still get the posting out by soaking in the Prevuze Jacuzzi, but when we got out there, a group of tweeny-boppers had overrun the place. And not a single one of them had on a swimsuit. It's not what you think. They were all fully dressed. Tweeny-boppers ain't what they used to be.

Anyway, the cleanup is going to take hours. It looks like it may be noon (EDT) or later before we can get this crud off of us and get the posting out. We appreciate your patience and apologize for any inconvenience.

In the meantime, we can all indulge in some wishful thinking...


Anonymous Anonymous said...


2:55 AM  
Blogger cfish said...

"Several hours later the minute was almost up ..." ROFLMAO!!!!!

You guys are the BEST!

6:15 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

I want to know how the Prevuze team got out of the tunnel if it was blocked from both ends! Was one of the Salem transporters conveniently located in the middle of it? HAHAHAHA

Lord, even the NON-DROOL postings are hilarious!

6:25 AM  
Blogger Deb said...

Okay but if you got OUT of the tunnel, and the hot tub was full, that must mean that cfish faked the results of the paternity test applecheeks is your sister!!!!.

Spoiler!! The Prevuze team discovers bulldog has been hiding the truth about those re-cycled scripts, HE has been secretly sending them to the DOOL writing staff!

6:47 AM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

Yes, and I just sent another one. The DiMera AND Prevuze tunnels have offshoots that run underneath Salem. In the next episode Prevuze will run into a terrible situation where Squints is about to be beheaded with a guillotine.

Will Marlena miraculously save him? Will she save Prevuze?

Only those who saw this episode before knows for sure. Heh-Heh!

7:34 AM  
Anonymous Christy said...

Been reading this site since the one I used to read (early edition) shut down, and they recommended you. I must say you are pretty darn entertaining, the kicker is you're "late posting reasons" are more entertaining than DOOL on their best day lately! I have actually stopped recording DOOL on my dvr, I just read your site every day - even when the post is late! Thanks for keeping me entertained

8:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great post on why it's late - hope you got the sludge (and yourself) cleaned up - LOL. I have a friend in AZ who stopped watching DOOL as a waste of time - I sent her the link to the prevuze page and she hasn't stopped thanking me yet - so wanted to pass that on to you !!

8:52 AM  

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