Saturday, June 23, 2007

Banned In Botswana!

PrevuzeLet's face it... Prevuze has done some pretty despicable things to the poor creatures who live in Salem. We've called them names. We've had them say things they never said – nasty things. We've put the characters in situations they have never been in, and made fun of them until it hurts (hurts with laughter, we hope). And, oh, how we love to bring up their checkered pasts. In short, we've done everything we could to be sarcastic, cutting, even downright mean. And through all this, our loyal readers have taken it in stride and kept coming back for more.

But there was one time when... OMG, Prevuze crossed the line. We published a picture that brought the wrath of God down upon us. It started the Great Reader Revolt of 2006. CONGRESS CENSURED PREVUZE! WE WERE BANNED IN BOTSWANA! CENSORED IN CARLSBAD! OSTRACIZED IN OREGON AND BLACKBALLED IN BILOXI!

It was this picture that prompted us to come up with the "CENSORED" warning you've seen here many times to warn readers the material may be considered offensive by those who are wusse... uh, sensitive. It also places the responsibility for looking at the picture on YOU, the reader, and leaves Prevuze as pure as the driven snow.

What could it have been? What could Prevuze, the most sarcastic blog on the web, have done to go far beyond its usual brand of mischief and incur such wrath? Was it obscene? No. Was it violent? No. Did it use foul language? No. All we did was show the blurry, angelic face of a little kid. And here it is, from Wedensday, February 1, 2006, the day Prevuze was really naughty:

Sigh... Wish they all could be that good...


Blogger Deb said...

OMG you horrible person, how COULD you!! That was the most vile repulsive pornographic picture I have ever seen. You sir should be horsewhipped.

And BTW it was DAMN FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!

SPOILER UPDATES for everyone!!!

Soap Opera Weekly is reporting that Kate will somehow blackmail Nick (poor Nick, he has become the DOOL whipping boy) into falsifying the DNA report to say that EJ is the father of BOTH Sami's babies.

Now, whether or not he will have had to fake one or both of the test results is not clear. But it does make the question of who fathered Sami's babies linger on and on and on and on and on.......

5:15 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

That was one of my all time favorite pics! This, of course, probably says something about my warped sense of humor. Thanks for the Memory Lane trip.

My pulse always speeds up just a little bit when I see those censored links. "What have those warped folks at Prevuze come up with now?"

BTW, Deb, speaking of spoilers, I notice you indicated that Prevuze was a "sir"? Insider info??

5:56 AM  
Blogger Michelle said...

How did I miss that? I feel like I have been a loyal reader of Prevuze for years but I guess it really hasn't been that long! Hilarious and edgy! LOL!

Ah now, Prevuze is a SHE, right? I recall pictures from a fan event, though Prevuze wouldn't admit which one she was....

6:18 AM  
Anonymous Law Student 2011 said...

I love censored links!!!! Though that was was "horrible". Thanks for the heads up Deb.
It's good to get Saturday editions;)

6:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First of all i would like say that i read Prevuze for a while now and i LOVE it!!! Unfortunately, i don't understand all comments made. For example, the censored link shown, Would some please be kind enough to explain to me?
Thank you so much.

10:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I started reading your page when one from Dustin's site shut down. Quite frankly- Nope I don't always get all of the jokes- Maybe haven't been on the site long enough. However the ones I do get- GUT BUSTERS! Love the sarcasim and by the way- You're completely fair- No one is safe!!!! Keep up the great humor!

11:29 AM  
Blogger luvpumpkns said...


that kind of humor is right up my alley.


12:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I remember the February 1st 'Censored" picture from the first time around. And I thought, "boy, Prevuze was naughty today" and laughed, because after all, it's just a tv show.

From one Anonymous to another, the picture refers to the late, beloved Zack Brady, who was run over by his evil half sister, THE BRAT, aka Chelsea, aka Chelsick, aka Give the Girl a Sandwich.

Thanks for the stroll down Memory Lane. I love the Saturday Specials. Please keep them coming.

12:50 PM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

Having missed Saturday's special Prevuze it's a Sunday suprise for me. And I agree, it's one of the all-time classics!

Too bad when Stephanie was hanging out of the roof of the brat's car she didn't become another addition to the hood ornament collection. HA

Great special Prevuze edition!

11:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that was just SO wrong. i only just started coming here because the early edition stopped posting

7:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe crossed the line a little for me. Nevertheless love your prevuze they're hilarious!!!

9:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, you did cross the line. It's just a soap, but there is nothing funny about a child dying. I have enjoyed everything in your column, EXCEPT this.

5:36 AM  
Anonymous Salemfairy said...

Poor Prevuze. Takes a licking and keeps on ticking. As well it should. Glad I'm one of those wird people who understand what censored means and if and when I decide to click on the link and I always will) I don't moan and groan about it being bad.

Prevuze, you complete me.

7:05 AM  
Anonymous Darkrayven said...

Screw those folks who have such piddly little senses of humor that they can't see how f'n funny this is! Just keep doin what you do. You're funny as hell! Ooops, I said hell. I better run before the censorship squad puts a track on my IP!

8:37 AM  
Anonymous Theresa said...

OH BOY you people feel so damn strongly about how bad that was that you signed it anonymous. What a bunch of frickin wimps. Here's a clue, and you don't EVEN have to buy it.


I'm sad I can't find that ornamate, I have the perfect place for it.

10:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHA I think if they can't handle it then they shouldn't read it. I dunno, I think maybe I have seen that ornament somewhere though.... lol

1:22 PM  
Blogger Brendamouse said...

Prevuze rocks
Deb, you are the spoiler queen

1:43 PM  
Anonymous Suzieboz said...

Oh please, that was hillarious. Some people can't take a joke! Your site rocks!!

8:33 PM  

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